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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

That's right. Go...
...
...
...
...*pokes Luma on the way out*...
...
...Hey Uni, sorry about my attitude.

What are you talking about, you lazy slave?

Get back to work!

 

[Substitution]

Oh. Okay...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

NOW! Get back to work NOW!

 

[Substitution]

It takes me a while. I can only waddle.

(Now, I must wait for @LumaOkami. Maybe she can talk to Uni.)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*literally kicks you to the workplace*

 

[Substitution]

*pokes the workplace attempting to build a set*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Atta toy!

 

[Substitution]

Don't mock me! Now how do I hold wrenches?!...
Dave! Dave come here!

...No I don't need a fan, just come here!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*chuckles*

You're in no position to tell me what to do, toy.

 

[Substitution]

I'm not talking to you!

Dave, just come here! ...No I don't want coffee!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Keep up your funny work and you might get a raise, Dave!

 

[Substitution]

You don't even pay us!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*Comes back inside with the substitute*

Evening

 

[Substitution]

...Pardon me, but where is Paul's head?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hey, Konnie!

I see you brought back one of my workers...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

...Pardon me, but where is Paul's head?

Right here
*Shows the substitute in better viewing, seeing he still has his head attached*

Hey, Konnie!

I see you brought back one of my workers...

Hmm? I just took him out for some pokemon related issue, nothing more

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oh no! I get it. I never said it was a bad thing, Kon...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Calling them your "workers" sounds like a bad thing to anybody

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"My" workers?

Ha! You really think I'd run this little operation alone?

 

[Substitution]

Calling them your "workers" sounds like a bad thing to anybody

Lonekon, I think us plushies need a new boss. I liked Luma better.

 

[Substitution]

Who know what? Forget it.
We quit.

*leaves the establishment*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

"My" workers?

Ha! You really think I'd run this little operation alone?

You just said "my workers"

Hey, Konnie!

I see you brought back one of my workers...

Lonekon, I think us plushies need a new boss. I liked Luma better.

Why? Whats the difference?

Who know what? Forget it.
We quit.

*leaves the establishment*

Oh good for you guys. . . do you need paul back or can i keep him for a bit

 

[Substitution]

Oh good for you guys. . . do you need paul back or can i keep him for a bit

If Paul is okay with staying with you, then sure.

*squeaks*
(My life is an endless torment of agony and pain.)

 

[LoneKonWolf]

If Paul is okay with staying with you, then sure.

*squeaks*
(My life is an endless torment of agony and pain.)

. . .
. . .
. . .
Ya your going to need to be clearer here. . .

 

[Substitution]

. . .
. . .
. . .
Ya your going to need to be clearer here. . .

All right hold up.

Paul! Do you want to be with Kon?!


*squeak*
(The world will be gone soon. And so will us.)

...Yeah I think he likes you.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

All right hold up.

Paul! Do you want to be with Kon?!


*squeak*
(The world will be gone soon. And so will us.)

...Yeah I think he likes you.

Alright, cool
Good luck with your whole quitting thing

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You're...quitting?

You can't quit, Sub!

This is your life now!

This is what you are now destined to do...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I thought he was destined to get beat up in pokemon battles

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You just said "my workers"

Right now, they're all mine since my "associate" is taking a nap right now ^_^

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I thought he was destined to get beat up in pokemon battles

Things change, Konnie.

THINGS! CHANGE!

 

[Substitution]

...You're right! I do have another job.
*hands in his badge and waddles out*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

...You're right! I do have another job.
*hands in his badge and waddles out*

I never gave you a badge...

This is an ice cream sandwich...

 

[Substitution]

I never gave you a badge...

This is an ice cream sandwich...

Exactly. And I can't eat that.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*Sips coffee watching this interesting conversation*

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Exactly. And I can't eat that.

Fair enough...

You may go if you want, but your brethren stays...

 

[Substitution]

Fair enough...

You may go if you want, but your brethren stays...

No, they need to go as well.
In fact, we're cutting ties with your studio. It's not a healthy relationship; At all.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

No, they need to go as well.
In fact, we're cutting ties with your studio. It's not a healthy relationship; At all.

You're telling me what to do?

*laughs* You're even crazier than I am!

 

[Substitution]

YOU're telling ME what to do?

*laughs* You're even crazier than I am!

No, in fact, it's nothing like that.
We've already burned the bridges. We hope you understand.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

No, in fact, it's nothing like that.
We've already burned the bridges. We hope you understand.

No! No! Nononononono!

You can't... You just...you just can't!

*an expression of fear appeared in my face*

 

[Substitution]

No! No! Nononononono! You can't... You just...you just can't!

*an expression of fear appeared in my face*

Katt? Oh she'll be fine. You can deal with her right?

*laughs*