The Lombardi Code: A MUST READ FOR ALL FALCO PLAYERS

[Bouse]

Hands off my thread!

 

[ixdnL]

We need a mod that frequents the Falco boards. Let the thread die.

 

[null55]

PCHU, I actually like this bread joke way more than a lot of the stuff I saw in your thread. Probably just because it reminds me of my favorite South Park episode.

Either way, we should all agree that if any more threads pop up about bread no one should respond.

 

[Zanoske]

Whoever makes bread threads are now officially a homo that sucks Mr. G&W's black sausage (no offense to G&W mainers)

and why is this thread still open?

 

[Bouse]

Whoever makes bread threads are now officially a homo that sucks Mr. G&W's black sausage (no offense to G&W mainers)

and why is this thread still open?

Because people would rather complain than report it?

*shrug*

I'm just a guy who says funny things. I'm no scientist.*

*Actually I am... I'm a biochemistry major... <_<;

 

[PCHU]

PCHU, I actually like this bread joke way more than a lot of the stuff I saw in your thread. Probably just because it reminds me of my favorite South Park episode.

Either way, we should all agree that if any more threads pop up about bread no one should respond.

........What's wrong with you?
I know it's a joke, but this is going a little too far.

And why do you like this more?
Yeah, profanity makes EVERYTHING funnier. (sarcasm)
Is THAT WHY?
Simply because I don't type out a whole paragraph loaded with stars and insults?
Come on, you HAVE to see that there is SOMETHING wrong here.
What has this world come to.....

 

[Bouse]

........What's wrong with you?
I know it's a joke, but this is going a little too far.

Not really.

And why do you like this more?
Yeah, profanity makes EVERYTHING funnier. (sarcasm)
Is THAT WHY?
Simply because I don't type out a whole paragraph loaded with stars and insults?

1. I had 8 stars. Falco drops an f-bomb. That's excessive profanity to you? How do you watch TV without breaking out in rage?
2. Maybe he appreciates the Da Vinci code parody? It's meant to be silly, not to seriously tell Christians that Falco really was Jesus' baker.
3. Sorry if #2 ruined the illusion for any of you.

Come on, you HAVE to see that there is SOMETHING wrong here.
What has this world come to.....

A bunch of people who can't appreciate parody? Or take a joke? Oh wait... you're 14... It kind of makes sense. Kid, take a chill pill. You're going to hear worse Jesus jokes in your life than "Falco made Jesus some bread for the Last Supper". If that's the extent of your tolerance I want to see what would happen if someone asked you, "What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?"

 

[null55]

........What's wrong with you?
I know it's a joke, but this is going a little too far.

Lol, is it? This is certainly appropriate for your thread. I really don't see how it isn't...
If you've watched the south park easter special you'd appreciate it more.


Either way it's still about bread, so I'm not exactly ecstatic. Just slightly funnier than usual...

 

[PCHU]

Lol, is it? This is certainly appropriate for your thread. I really don't see how it isn't...
If you've watched the south park easter special you'd appreciate it more.


Either way it's still about bread, so I'm not exactly ecstatic. Just slightly funnier than usual...

Sorry, it's just that I don't like religion jokes of any sort

 

[§witch]

K, how bout we stop bumping this ****?

 

[ADHD]

I can't help it..............

This is insulting to people of that religion, thats why pchu is probably angry ( I think he's christian)

 

[E.M.]

Fox: Hey Falco! FALCO!!!! Where the hell are you!

Wolf: I think I know where he is. Follow me through this mess.

Fox: This is truly a whole lot of rubble. I didn't know we were hit this hard.

Wolf: I was outside when the base was attacked. I was with.....nevermind, help me push this door aside.



Wolf: There he is!

Fox: Holy crap, Falco what's up? Are you alright!?

Falco: They.......they took the **** bread!!!! They took the ****ing bread!

Fox: Oh ****.

Wolf: Are you serious!?

Falco: YEAH!! And a **** load of mother****ing Pizza Cake!!! **** these sons of *****es!!!!!



That's humor right there.

 

[Bouse]

The story of the Pizzacake is one that should not be delved into by the faint of heart. It is a most overwhelming tale.

 

[Neon Ness]

Fox: Hey Falco! FALCO!!!! Where the hell are you!

Wolf: I think I know where he is. Follow me through this mess.

Fox: This is truly a whole lot of rubble. I didn't know we were hit this hard.

Wolf: I was outside when the base was attacked. I was with.....nevermind, help me push this door aside.



Wolf: There he is!

Fox: Holy crap, Falco what's up? Are you alright!?

Falco: They.......they took the **** bread!!!! They took the ****ing bread!

Fox: Oh ****.

Wolf: Are you serious!?

Falco: YEAH!! And a **** load of mother****ing Pizza Cake!!! **** these sons of *****es!!!!!



That's humor right there.

*yawn*

No matter how much profanity you throw in, or how many times you try to alter the scenario, this bread stuff ain't gonna be funny anymore. It's a fundamental rule of comedy...

And the law of diminishing return.

 

[PCHU]

*yawn*

No matter how much profanity you throw in, or how many times you try to alter the scenario, this bread stuff ain't gonna be funny anymore. It's a fundamental rule of comedy...

And the law of diminishing return.

.....And religious jokes are funny?

I'm not...I'm.....well, sorry that I created the dumbest thread on smashboards (well, by your standards) but YET AGAIN, this is what I was trying to stop with that thread.

 

[Siyro]

Bouse, do yourself a favour and just shut up. If I held the power to do so I would just get rid of this thread no questions asked. You may get a few people that agree with you, but there will be more people that just strongly disagree with it. I don't know why you thought this was funny, and don't know why your trying to defend it. Just give it up.

 

[§witch]

K, how bout we stop bumping this ****?

........................................

 

[Siyro]

K, how bout we stop bumping this ****?

I know, but sadly i do not think it will happen. Anytime soon anyway...

 

[PCHU]

I vote against this and any other bread thread that pops up.
I'm kinda sick of seeing all this bread, so much I stopped using Falco as a primary.
I main Ness, Marth, Ike, and Wolf as primaries now.
I'm kinda sorry I made that thread, but it's always good for halfalaf (half a laugh), so I guess it isn't all that bad.

I hope the mods get here soon, Falco boards is gettin' hectic.
Or if someone can be made mod, that'd be nice.

 

[Siyro]

I vote against this and any other bread thread that pops up.
I'm kinda sick of seeing all this bread, so much I stopped using Falco as a primary.
I main Ness, Marth, Ike, and Wolf as primaries now.
I'm kinda sorry I made that thread, but it's always good for halfalaf (half a laugh), so I guess it isn't all that bad.

I hope the mods get here soon, Falco boards is gettin' hectic.
Or if someone can be made mod, that'd be nice.

Agreed.

Although i don't see why something on here should stop you playing a character.

I would glady look afte this board if I could, but as i am unable to, i sit and hope for the best.

 

[PCHU]

Agreed.

Although i don't see why something on here should stop you playing a character.

I would glady look afte this board if I could, but as i am unable to, i sit and hope for the best.

Well, I sorta got tired of Falco.
I mean, sure he's pretty cool, but I'm kinda getting tired of seeing him.
I mean, my cousin mains him, my friend Juniortoons mains him, SHADY mains him; I'm tired of playing top Falco (in my community) against inferior Falcos.
I don't know, there's just something wrong with their playstyle.
It's like they have no concept of "DON'T DO THIS OR YOU'LL GET KILLED".
Like Juniortoons.
Every time you shoot a projectile, he gets hit, and then when you approach him, he uses reflector.
ALWAYS.
Either that or he'll come to you and shine.
He's predictable, I guess is all.
And I like making stuff look awesome in replays, so I tend to do a lot of fake-outs and attack strings.

My point is that every Falco I see around here sucks.

 

[Siyro]

Well, I sorta got tired of Falco.
I mean, sure he's pretty cool, but I'm kinda getting tired of seeing him.
I mean, my cousin mains him, my friend Juniortoons mains him, SHADY mains him; I'm tired of playing top Falco (in my community) against inferior Falcos.
I don't know, there's just something wrong with their playstyle.
It's like they have no concept of "DON'T DO THIS OR YOU'LL GET KILLED".
Like Juniortoons.
Every time you shoot a projectile, he gets hit, and then when you approach him, he uses reflector.
ALWAYS.
Either that or he'll come to you and shine.
He's predictable, I guess is all.
And I like making stuff look awesome in replays, so I tend to do a lot of fake-outs and attack strings.

My point is that every Falco I see around here sucks.

Haha, fair enough then. Fortunatly i do not have a problem fighting inferior people, my brother and friend are on my level as well. So we have pretty good matches amougnst ourselves. Although we each have our characters; brother uses Pit and Ike; my friend uses Sonic and Ike; and i use Marth and Falco. Link was my Favourite but i got completely owned by the Sonic and Pit.

Too bad Wifi sucks across country, otherwise i'd give you a match after i've repaired my Wifi adapter.

 

[PCHU]

Haha, fair enough then. Fortunatly i do not have a problem fighting inferior people, my brother and friend are on my level as well. So we have pretty good matches amougnst ourselves. Although we each have our characters; brother uses Pit and Ike; my friend uses Sonic and Ike; and i use Marth and Falco. Link was my Favourite but i got completely owned by the Sonic and Pit.

Too bad Wifi sucks across country, otherwise i'd give you a match after i've repaired my Wifi adapter.

You know it depends on your connection, right?
At least it's what I heard.

And if they're on the same level, how are they inferior?
I play inferiors constantly.
I've no other choice.
The only one that seems to rival me in skill is Mon-E, and we battle every now and then.
He uses ICs, Diddy, DK, Marth (haven't seen it, though), Falco (haven't seen it), and Luigi.
He's very good, but he almost lost to my Olimar.
I'm not johning, but there is seriously something up with 'Mar's recovery.
I used upB, it tapped the ledge and I fell to my death.
TWICE in one match.
I could've won if the Pikmin would freakin' LATCH ONTO the ledge.
Out of all the characters, Olimar gets screwed?
ISN'T BEING PICHUWEIGHT AND SIZE ALREADY BEING SCREWED?!
Oh wells, it was a close match regardless.
He plays a very nice Diddy, and I should've seen his dsmash coming.

 

[Grunt]

I'm going to say it.
This is worse than the Roy boards.

 

[PCHU]

I'm going to say it.
This is worse than the Roy boards.

Sorry, not my fault people are spamming bread jokes.

 

[Siyro]

You know it depends on your connection, right?
At least it's what I heard.

And if they're on the same level, how are they inferior?
I play inferiors constantly.
I've no other choice.
The only one that seems to rival me in skill is Mon-E, and we battle every now and then.
He uses ICs, Diddy, DK, Marth (haven't seen it, though), Falco (haven't seen it), and Luigi.
He's very good, but he almost lost to my Olimar.
I'm not johning, but there is seriously something up with 'Mar's recovery.
I used upB, it tapped the ledge and I fell to my death.
TWICE in one match.
I could've won if the Pikmin would freakin' LATCH ONTO the ledge.
Out of all the characters, Olimar gets screwed?
ISN'T BEING PICHUWEIGHT AND SIZE ALREADY BEING SCREWED?!
Oh wells, it was a close match regardless.
He plays a very nice Diddy, and I should've seen his dsmash coming.

I worded that a bit badly, i meant fighting inferior people is okay for me (not brother and friend), because i can fight the other two who are at my level.

Yes, it does depend on your connection but also region. cause i can fight my friend down who is jus down the road with practically no lag. However fighting someone from america will have the lag there.

I have honestly never had that problem with Marth, but you are not the first i have heard say that either.

Yeah, the tether recoveries are flawed in that way, I have lost a match because of that situation... I was on 0% and my opponent was on about 70% on our last stock each.

 

[Siyro]

I'm going to say it.
This is worse than the Roy boards.

To be honest, it's just stupid how all this crap began.

 

[Bouse]

K, how bout we stop bumping this ****?

It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't make it so easy letterbomb.

I mean... I'm not even trying to keep the thread alive anymore and they just keep posting on it.

It's like...

I just don't know.

Here, let me 'splain something to you people. The more you post on the thread, the more it's at the "top of the list". The more it's at the top of the list, the more people from other forums will see it as the most current thread in the character forums. The more people that see it, the more people that will click it. The more people that click it, the more people will post on it.

LOGIC! It's what's for dinner!

 

[PCHU]

To be honest, it's just stupid how all this crap began.

Take this to PM. (like our conversation, not the statement! >_<)
I hate this thread.
Plus, it's easier.

 

[James Sparrow]

Lol Breadddd