The Last Bill - Chapel Hill, NC- April 24/25 - Brawl, Brawl+, Melee

[DtJ SmithZzz]

WHY DID I LET A GIRL AND BEING SICK LET ME MISS THIS.

****. oh well

 

[Dr Peepee]

You would have had fun, lil smithy.

 

[Mariabattleaxe]

WHY DID I LET A GIRL AND BEING SICK LET ME MISS THIS.

****. oh well

If you find yourself choosing between video games and a girl, you are wrong.

Spoiler

Video games.

 

[-ACE-]

depends on the girl and the game. lol

 

[Dr Peepee]

I'm fine either way, because I'm all about some ****.

 

[DtJ SmithZzz]

PP is winnar of year

 

[mr.fizwidget]

People who didn't come(except bden because Fiz is a butt)- g@y/

woooooooooooooooooooooooooow

this is really bothering me

 

[stingers]

when I found out fiz wasn't coming i literally threw up in my mouth a little.

home btw

 

[Dr Peepee]

People who didn't come(except bden because Fiz is a butt)- g@y/

woooooooooooooooooooooooooow

this is really bothering me

Alright alright, if you want to call to talk about it now(if you need to or whatever) that's cool.

No one is really mad at you though.

Edit: lol wtf quote

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

Kevin sche-nanney-gans - it was so nice talking with you. Its great that you're down to earth while still being so good. Stop sandbagging me in tournament. You shouldn't lose any stocks to me. I'm terrible.

Kenyan Chris- our friendlies were so fun. Crouching in front of ganon's sheild is toooo good. Your ganon is legit.

Everlasting hudson soft makes bomberman- Michael, look me in the eyes.

The darkest of Joshes- sorry our tournament set ended that way. I just got really lucky anticipating the knee and holding back on my recovery. Hopefully if I ever beat you in tourney ever again, it'll be more legit. Good **** in doubles though! Sorry about not preventing the rests. That one team combo we did was pretty awesome.

Billmatic- your younglink is sooooooo good! I'm looking forward to seeing you on another state's prs with a young link next to your name.

Bryan Slasher 'Predator Dreads' King- your falco is really freaking good. Really fun friendlies.

Cam 'Shrimp-Lips' 70DUDU- how did you get so good? And so **** funny. I love hearing your **** talk during matches. 'PUSH DA B BUTTON, NA!'

Foxy-lady- you are incredible. And beautiful. Good tournament set. Hopefully I'll actually get good someday.

Da Dern Best- dur-na-nur-nurrr-nurr da-na-nur-nur-nur. Our matches are always so fun to play. You're ****ing hilarious. I NEVUH LOST A MATCH!

Dollar sign Michael Scattered Turkey- how in the HELL did my game and watch beat you when my ic couldn't? Our friendlies are really fun! I love playing with you. Cutest smasher in NC. Extra homo, hold the onions.

Jewcas Hart- our double falcon in teams friendlies was unstoppable even though we just mindlessly spammed aerials. XD

Jim Pyro-fro- how are you good with so many characters? I wish you attended more tourneys so you'd be ranked higher.

Alex Feathering Girls- You are so ****ing funny. Your tournament set vs Theo and DJ made me nearly cry. I like couldn't breathe.

Dylan 'I can't wait to face Dub'- it was nice hangin out with you. BSkies was too good.

Craig Kadaj Church- It was definitely fun chilling with you too. Sorry you had to hear me on the phone dealing with my female issues.

Anyone that I missed- I'm really sorry. I was having a REALLY bad week but all of you guys really helped cheer me up. I love and appreciate all of you.

 

[SK919]

**** I suck 2-0'd =[

I will get you *****s next time (stingerz and theo)

shout outs

chris - sorry I failed you in teams shoulda gone fox from the get go. Keep rockin that triforce

DrPP- we didn't play enough. I got wrapped up with all the other people to friendly! I'll **** you more next time k? :D good stuff winning both.

Cam - good stuff seeing you bro. You funny. Loved the falco dittos. u ****

Theo - **** ***** you ****. I will get revenge though

Yay - lol

Moo - we didn't hang or play nearly enough. I'll see you when I get back to the triangle... also grow back the hair

Plur - get at my young link. Jk luv you bro. I saw you play icies once and it was raaape.

DJ - nice seeing you. Should of entered bro

Snapp - nice shirt

Kadaj - your cool bro

bill - that young link!

Jim - you are the coolest smasher. Our falcon team was hella legit!

Stingerz - =[

Darius - nice meeting you. work on dat falco

TJ - nice meeting you

l0zr - that fox

JMH - nice samus

Mike - that falcon. Hope your combo video is turns out sick

 

[$mike]

Dollar sign Michael Scattered Turkey- how in the HELL did my game and watch beat you when my ic couldn't? Our friendlies are really fun! I love playing with you. Cutest smasher in NC. Extra homo, hold the onions.

plur - "can i get a game in witchu?"
me - "do you even need to ask?"

... *hug*

<33333 mad homo

 

[Ocean]

thanks for the good night guys.

 

[null55]

Favorite smashers update:

1. Crystalnite / Jim
2. Shiz
3. PLUR
4. Stingerz
5. Justin Wong

 

[Ocean]

but cam... ;_;

 

[Dr Peepee]

You get used to the rejection, Ocean.

 

[null55]

ocean i don't give a **** about ****.

i'm just layin it down.

 

[SK919]

cam I didn't double knee your jiggz enough in doubles to get on your list. I will do better next time

 

[null55]

lol you got rested too much.

 

[stingers]

shouts:

snapp - thanks for the ride man. much appreciated. you're hilarious too haha. your stories crack me up. *shakes fist menacingly before smashing into open palm*. and yeah i was kinda pissed about missing school and my mom is mad i didnt call her. but its whatever >.> my fault.

kale - you're hilarious too haha. you guys make a great duo and your ddd has gotten waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better since i played you at banishment. once you move to nc, if you still care about this game you could get ****.

maria -

where you at?

chris - barely saw you at this. lame

cam - run into more of my bairs you homo.

moo - good **** destroying me in tournament

lucas - thanks for the dollar

slasher - close set. you'll probably win next time

theo and dj - lol

plur - you're my favorite smasher. no homo (well...)

bill - thanks for running one last billfest. it was crazy fun and I had a great time. i hope you enjoy your life over in washington.

josh - i had so much fun playing brawl with you on sunday night. from the man himself - "You're just too fast." (referring to my Brawl meta knight). too fast for melee son. get at me.


shady - good sets in losers finals. you ***** my mk but at least I had that back pocket ROB

kadaj - jump into more of my fsmashes lololololol. nah i'm sorry you ****ed up your cape though really. next time, things will be different.

bill again - thanks for the brawl- money match. i'll expect my 2 dollars through paypal

pp - thanks for the long and arduous and ultimately pointless brawl grand finals. the journey is what really matters I guess

yay - lol get at that culdesac. i don't see no burger kings anywhere around there.

fyre - nice pit

raggy - nice shirt

icemn - you're hilarious. i wish we could've gone to that club. you'll probably never see this.

anthony (ldpk) - fun friendlies =)

stock - come over and smash with me sometime. you have so many things to learn padawan

foxy - i wish you werent so much of a sandbagging *****

ledger - thanks for the ride to mcdonalds lol. barely saw you at this

lee and corey - fun brawl+ stuff

keith - i want you to be the best in nc some day. i love how you actually want to get better at this game. its so awesome to see. you're cool as **** and I wish you stuck around sunday so i could've done other things besides brawl+ stuff.

 

[Mariabattleaxe]

shouts:


maria -

where you at?

STINGERS aoUWgrlaishgvafghzafsg
-RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE-




you bit it wtf weirdo.

 

[stingers]

it was like that when I found it smart one. though i did tear it up a bit more on that car ride home.

 

[Mariabattleaxe]

oh stingers, I thought we were friends :/
I thought we was gonna walk off into the sunset hand in hand
oh I thought you were going to be the one to get me into Brawl when no one else could



All just foolish dreams of mine

 

[stingers]

i don't need you anymore. i've already converted josh to brawl. maybe he doesn't know it yet, but the friendlies we played planted the sweet seeds of brawl seduction in his mind. you were just a tool.

 

[Mariabattleaxe]

MM?


























With guns?

 

[BEHR]

Hey look a Togekiss .

 

[stingers]

only if I can use kirby and walk around and dthrow you the whole entire match...

 

[Stockfield]

Cousin Maria I will get you to play Brawl!!!

 

[Uncle]

Bill, thanks for the great tourney. I tried to say bye to you, but you were asleep at the time.

Also, Stongers didn't give me a shoutout. He knows he liked my awesome presence, but he prefers to troll me instead.

 

[stingers]

man i always forget people in shoutouts. uncle, i want you.

 

[Mariabattleaxe]

Cousin Maria I will get you to play Brawl!!!

Yeah cuz haha brawl
I will play with you, but no one else
you da best

 

[pitskeyblade]

M'kay.... shoutouts... um...

Stock-(even though you left us behind) you were always right there behind me to cheer me on

sPiTe- thanks for going with me. We all a know I never would've even gotten to the tourney if you hadn't driven. And thanks for helping me calm my nerves before and after every match.

Ragnarok-you're awesome. I really appreciate how nice you are to me every tourney, even if it's just humoring me.

Bill- thanks for this last tourney. Good luck in Washington, and thanks for the nice things you said. Sorry I didn't get the chance to have my *** beaten by your Olimar.

NisP- sorry you got hit with that bottle. How's the noggin? Oh, and thanks for your support as well.

Snapp- you're always a trip to be around

Keith- thanks a lot for just being you.

Foxy- quit sandbagging! You're really cool, man. I wanna be able to fight your MK, even if I end up stomped.

Vilt- ****ing Diddy Kong banana peels going through my shield.

Stingers- woooooooow... nice MK. I could learn a LOT from you. Thanks for humoring me.

Maria- nice meeting you.

Everyone else... I may not specifically name you, but there was a lot of people there who supported me, and that means so much to me. Thanks a lot, guys.

 

[stingers]

ggs fyre. i dont know how much i could teach you about pit lol. i play pit a little bit but your pit is a lot better. though i'm pretty good at pit vs. mk (beat koolaid :3). not like that's exactly a hard matchup though haha...pit has it rough =/.

bill, can i just make a results thread because you never do and I went and posted all the brackets and results for you in this thread anyway? (http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=10124595&postcount=1991)

 

[SK919]

Bryan Slasher 'Predator Dreads' King- your falco is really freaking good. Really fun friendlies.

My falco is garbage =[

 

[Krackshot Kroc]

My turn for shoutouts

Team Bomberman first!

Shady- Bro you will always be my boy, remember that. Good **** in Brawl and keep up the consistency. At the end of the day though, I want some nuts

Uncle- As always great seeing you Nemo ;D, summer is so close to us I can taste it and when it hits, you know we're DEFINITELY hanging out

Icemn- <3333

Dark Hart/a.k.a. LUKE/a.k.a DA TRUE DERN BEST- It was AWESOME seeing you bro, im glad to hear you're doing well and to hear that your Melee game is getting stronger, dat Sheik getting off. When summer hits we're definitely play a lot more together and have our daily runs to TACO BELL

Villain/Keith- You are one of the coolest dudes I know, I'm sorry you didn't do as good as you wanted bro but you're still an amazing Brawl player. Keep at it, you definitely got it next time

Jon- Our set was pretty short because you pretty much ***** me haha, I'm lovin the Falco man. Good seeing you as always bro

Now I'll do everyone else haha

PLUR- I'm sorry to hear what happened and please keep your head high bro, if you ever need anyone to talk to I'm here for ya. The cheesecake didn't make an appearance but atleast you came and that's more important anyway

Foxy- Our dance in the middle of the hallway was too good XD, great seeing you. Sorry I didn't hype your match like I said I would

Stingers- Thanks for ****** me first round haha. You're one of the funniest and coolest guys Stingers, thanks for being a bro with Icemn too and hyping his match

Stockfield- Nice meeting you bro, Blazblue matches were too good

Cam- There are now a total of 3 1/2 Iranians in this smash scene. Shady, Uncle, myself, and you ;D. Good seeing you man

Yayz- Good seeing you and you're hilarious bro, when the other girls walked into the apartment and you were combing your hair that was too funny haha. Great stuff getting 2nd in Melee

Josh- I love you man, don't worry about Melee man you'll get it next time, you are way too good. Thanks for the help with everything and understanding, you're my dude.

Maria- TROLLLLLLLLLLLL! jk, it was great seeing you , you're hilarious haha

Seth- Awesome chilling with you bro, good stuff against Shady, you'll get him next time .

Karn- STOP TRYING TO SELL SNICKERS BARS! Haha just kidding, it was good seeing you as always, good stuff getting first in teams man

David/THO- Those hotdogs were too legit, great seeing you man

Rag- You're too funny man, great seeing you as always

Bden- I missed you man , it's all good though bro just try to attend more you gotta stay consistent

Fiz- I love you bro, I missed you too

Mullins- I love you bro and I'm glad you're alright, you gave us all a heart attack. I hope to see you again soon, next tournament teach me some Blazblue

PP- I love you <3, great stuff on winning Brawl and Melee. Thanks for offering to be there for me even outside of Smash related stuff, you're my boy Kevin.

Bill- I'm going to miss you tons man, you're a really cool guy and thanks for always hosting these awesome tournaments and helping people out when they need it. I hope that you have a safe move and PLEASE come visit when you can.

Everyone else- Mad love <3

 

[ph00tbag]

Bill- I'm gonna miss you so hard while you're in WA. Good **** on this one last tournament. We gotta get together one last time before you leave.

Kale- Good **** with the friendlies in B+. ZSS isn't a fun character to fight, for sure. Don't get discouraged just because DDD is a mediocre character, though. (If you want, you can blame Veril--that's what I do.)

Kadaj- I didn't talk to you much, and it felt like you were kind of a quiet guy. Hopefully in the future I can get some more face time with you. I hope you learned a few things from our friendlies, sorry we couldn't get any more in.

LDPK- Dude, we should have friendlied some. I don't play much Brawl, but I'm sure it would still have been fun. You're always a fun guy to play even when you're 3 stocking me.

Keith- Dude, if you want to actually enjoy these tournaments more, just play Melee.

Foxy- Jiggs is so gay. Ur a ***. <3 you, though. You're always fun to have around.

Uncle- I didn't see you that much there, which is odd, because the venue is so small. You'd think I'd have run into you.

Duo- It's sad to hear you're retiring, but life catches up with all of us some time or another. Good luck in all of your endeavors.

Fyre- Where did you come from? Your spacing is incredible. I mean, it's some of the best I've seen in NC, ever.

Shady- Why you always taking my hat? I like that hat.

Stongers- I can't believe you went to BK.

Yay- I'm glad you're still alive, bro. It would have totally ruined my weekend if you had died. The B+ teams matches were fun, too.

Josh- I'm sorry you didn't really get the result you deserved this time around. Don't quit, though. I'd be sad if I never got to be around your amazing sense of humor all the time.

Maria- There really are two kinds of Mewtwo. Ask about it. At some point, I'll have to teach you more about the Samus match-up.

Moo- Your haircut makes you look actually responsible and grown up and ****. Weird.

Ocean- Hey, Ocean.

PLUR- I wish I could have helped out more in teams. I was too busy trying to figure out my own **** to notice when you were getting beaten and help out. We could have done better, and I can't help feeling responsible.

Dark Hart- Something hilarious happened that involved you and me, but I don't remember.

It was hilarious, though.

Chris- I should play you more often. I'm no pro, but I think you could use some more Samus experience. She's a tough match-up for any character, just because she's so different from everyone else in the cast.

Phil- Soooooo many good friendlies in B+. You definitely got better over the course of the weekend. I feel like I started playing badly as the weekend went on, but there was a marked improvement in your patience and safe play, as well.

Mike- We didn't hang out enough.

Karn- Why are you so good? You didn't have to live that long on Rumble Falls, you know. You could have, like, died somewhere in there.

David (THO)- God-tier hot dogs. Why didn't you play at all?

David (the Luigi dude)- You have such infuriating precision with that shoryu. Playing you is always so much harder because I'm constantly aware of that. So good.

Mullins- I'm glad to hear you're okay. It sounds tired by now, but be careful with the alcohol. You've only got one liver, and getting another one is expensive. At the very least, you should try to keep it where you can remember the night before. It's so much more fun that way.

Dr. Peepee- You just had to go win everything, didn't you? God, NC is such a bad state, if you're always winning everything.

Problem?

JMH- Keep it up with Samus, broseph. I wanna see you winning **** someday.

Vilt- Always nice to hang with you. Always fun beating up your Sheik, too.

NisP- You're too good at CoD. I'm glad that you didn't die.

Snap- Same to you; it's good you didn't die. Your hype is always hilarious.

Corey- This was fun. Aren't you glad I called out Sunday? Lulz.

Jim- Oh? Oh! ooooooh.

Adam- You're still the gosh dern best. Yay's a fucin bnub. You got'em next time. Those teams matches in B+ were the awesomest team matches ever.

Jessica- I'm sad that you're not going to be at Target anymore.

Lee- Your Ganon is legit, mang. I hope to see more of you.

 

[Dr Peepee]

LOL STOP MAKING THAT FACE PH00T.

lol

 

[Stockfield]

Wow all these long shoutouts are crazy lol.

It was nice meeting everyone I did. And.....yeah that's it.

 

[stingers]

thats all i get stock?

i'm not teaching you anything. go lose to more samuses

 

[Dr Peepee]

Hey Stongers good shiz having more posts than me.