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Zero

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SO I was looking through the intro thread and I saw a player named "kaleidoRuby". I was like "Wow, I've never heard of this player, he/she must be the most beautiful person to grace this boards". So I went searching for posts and stuff from him/her, but I couldn't find any. What gives, Xonar?
 
SuSa

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I'm actually very very lenient on looks.... =\

I have a formula/theorem:

As personality increases, looks may be lowered but not fall under a certain point.

This translates to:

No matter how ****ing awesome of a person you are, I will not date you if you are a 300 pound behemoth with a deformed face. I'm sorry, it's not your fault, but you're stuck in the friend zone.

I say personality > looks. That doesn't mean looks can't matter. But I've been asked by friends why I've dated certain girls, because they were (and I quote) "****ing ugly and you can do better than that."

I don't regret a single one of the relationships I've been in. Wait that's a lie No, it isn't. The only relationship-related regret I have was outside of my control and I don't regret the relationship, but what ended up happening.

It wasn't even my fault. =[ That's the worst part.

Before someone ask how something could NOT be my fault:

Girl A and me are in relationship.
Girl A's best friend likes me.
Girl A tells best friend about our relations. (Note: not read relationship.. read carefully..)
Best friend tells Girl A her feelings about me.
Girl A feels like **** due to Best Friend seeing me more often due to actually going to my school.
Girl A stops talking to me and doesn't even tell me why.

I find out 3 months later that the above happened and the reason she stopped is because she grew jealous of her best friend, they got in a fight, and she started feeling like **** and not trusting me - which made her feel more like **** because of her internal conflict. (She wanted to trust me but didn't trust her friend and blaaaaaaaaaaah)

So not my ****ing fault. :( Just a ****ty occurrence..

:nifty::leek:
 
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Such an useless human being.
Trust? She can't even trust her best friend. Hell, not even her partner. It's a sad thing, in my opinion.

btw, does anyone know any series like liar game/death note? I think I asked this before, but I don't remember the series. no code geass, plz.
 
NickRiddle

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SuSa said:
I'm actually very very lenient on looks.... =\

I have a formula/theorem:

As personality increases, looks may be lowered but not fall under a certain point.

This translates to:

No matter how ****ing awesome of a person you are, I will not date you if you are a 300 pound behemoth with a deformed face. I'm sorry, it's not your fault, but you're stuck in the friend zone.

I say personality > looks. That doesn't mean looks can't matter. But I've been asked by friends why I've dated certain girls, because they were (and I quote) "****ing ugly and you can do better than that."

I don't regret a single one of the relationships I've been in. Wait that's a lie No, it isn't. The only relationship-related regret I have was outside of my control and I don't regret the relationship, but what ended up happening.

It wasn't even my fault. =[ That's the worst part.

Before someone ask how something could NOT be my fault:

Girl A and me are in relationship.
Girl A's best friend likes me.
Girl A tells best friend about our relations. (Note: not read relationship.. read carefully..)
Best friend tells Girl A her feelings about me.
Girl A feels like **** due to Best Friend seeing me more often due to actually going to my school.
Girl A stops talking to me and doesn't even tell me why.

I find out 3 months later that the above happened and the reason she stopped is because she grew jealous of her best friend, they got in a fight, and she started feeling like **** and not trusting me - which made her feel more like **** because of her internal conflict. (She wanted to trust me but didn't trust her friend and blaaaaaaaaaaah)

So not my ****ing fault. :( Just a ****ty occurrence..

:nifty::leek:
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You just went out with a stupid ****.
Try not to do that again, and you shoud be good.
 
SuSa

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NickRiddle said:
You just went out with a stupid ****.
Try not to do that again, and you shoud be good.
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Wasn't so much a stupid ****, I can understand that conflict and have felt it myself.

It's relatively hard to be going out with someone in high school that you don't see on a daily basis.

She trusted me until her best friend ****ed it up. :glare:

That being said her best friend was the **** and although we were both taken, she constantly flirted with me no matter how much I told her to stop.

Regardless, not knowing why my girlfriend hasn't contacted me for 3 months was putting me under a **** ton of stress, seeing as how I thought she was dead. (Best friend wasn't telling me any details)

That was by far the ****tiest part. But anyways, this all happened just over a year ago and I've gotten over it. Not exactly a life-changing experience, and I don't have that "soul mate" philosophy. Plenty of fish in the sea, and a few are right for me. :awesome:

That being said I'm single and it sucks. I hate being single. :urg: I need hugs and kisses **** it. :mad088:

:nifty::leek:
 
SuSa

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Not when you're not getting hugs and kisses. :mad088:

EDIT:

Should it be written "you aren't" or "you're not"?

In fact.. we should invent a triple contraction.

You're'nt.

EDIT:
How come "aren't" doesnt even seem to be a word now that I think about it? It just looks...weird...

:nifty::leek:
 
Zero

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"You aren't" and "You're not" are exactly the same thing.

You are not.

so it's a matter of choice.

I've been single for a year now and I still don't miss them. :>

okay maybe a LITTLE bit.
 
SuSa

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Zero said:
"You aren't" and "You're not" are exactly the same thing.

You are not.

so it's a matter of choice.

I've been single for a year now and I still don't miss them. :>

okay maybe a LITTLE bit.
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I know they are the exact same thing.

I'm stating You're'nt should exist. :awesome:

Rubberbandman said:
Plenty of women give hugs and kisses for a price.
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Let me specify:
Free hugs and kisses.

:nifty::leek:
 
SuSa

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NickRiddle said:
You apparently have ****ty sex.
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No, I just have different priorities.

Sex is for reproduction. Kissing is for pleasure.

I also find the following picture more erotic than any form of porn:




I could use a real life example but couldn't find one quickly so I just nabbed an anime one. :awesome:

EDIT:
Wrong picture the first time. Oo Also ignore the cat tail. All my other kissing stuff is Yu/Ri and I didn't feel like posting a yuri example. :p

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SuSa

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Kissing serves absolutely no function other than pleasure.

Sex can be for pleasure but serves another purpose (reproduction)

Unless you can start reproducing by kissing people, then I'll reconsider my perspective.

:nifty::leek:
 
Zero

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So sex is for pleasure AND reproduction.

Not one or the other.

SuSa, why aren't you on our IRC? We could have actual real discussions there. :O
 
LoliLovesRain

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sex is for sure not for pleasure AND reproduction. It's typically either or unless they love each other and want kids xD Like im pretty sure birth control is out there so i can have sex for pleasure and not reproduce...yeah end of ur logic :)

Also, I do find kissing to be more "sensual" in the sense that actually...it's more like really nice teasing lol but i love kissing i find it takes people away and it definitely leads up to sex or at least arousal ^_^ good night guys xD
 
SuSa

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I don't know your IRC thingie or have a link to a webirc for it. =p

Anyways. Sex can be for either or, and isn't forcibly for one.

Kissing is only for pleasure. There is nothing else for it.

:nifty::leek:
 
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