The Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide

[Tomato Kirby]

Inform yourself now about the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide! You might be surprised by the findings!

http://www.dhmo.org/

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...humorous, is it not?

 

[DtJ Jungle]

ohh my god no way!

we should really protect ourself from H2...wait...

 

[urdailywater]

So if I'm reading this right.. they actually mean Carbon Monoxide or something like that.. right?

What are some causes of Dihydrogen Monoxide?

by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,

I LAUGHED HARD. LOL.

This is a joke. Has to be. Probably a parody site now that I think about it.

 

[-Ran]

To the kiddos of Smashboard, this is an old, old, old joke. I remembering hearing it almost twenty years ago! =d

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

EDIT:
If inhaled, dihydrogen monoxide is lethal.

 

[GoldShadow]

Wow, you people are what's wrong with the world today.


Dihydrogen monoxide is a serious threat, and all you can do is laugh about it. Did you even read the site? Learn some basic science before spouting off nonsense about how it's a "joke".

 

[cutter]

That site is absolutely hilarious, but they do manage to hint at something actually true:

Water is actually a poison, just like any other substance.

Everything is technically poisonous; it's the amount of that substance that determines when it's fatal.

 

[GOD!]

Lolz..

The last time I saw that website I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

 

[SuperBowser]

Thank you for this information.

I only drink coke now.

 

[Ragnar0k]

DHMO is more lethal than marijuana and should be made illegal as soon as possible.

 

[Eor]

It's not hard to find something more lethal then marijuana, considering that marijuana isn't lethal

 

[Tom]

So if I'm reading this right.. they actually mean Carbon Monoxide or something like that.. right?



I LAUGHED HARD. LOL.

This is a joke. Has to be. Probably a parody site now that I think about it.

oh my god you poor thing, you have been taking dihydrogen monoxide every day of your life???

also@urdailywater: change your avatar back to piplup with the bowtie

 

[Neo Exdeath]

This is a good thread.

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PS: Dihydrogen Monoxide is water!

 

[Pierre the Scarecrow]

At high school dances, we used to spike the punch with Dihydrogen Monoxide and watch those unsuspecting underclassmen get wet as hell.

 

[Ragnar0k]

Neo don't give it away.

 

[Pikaville]

First Pot noodle gives you cancer now this!

I'm gonna miss water....

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Neo don't give it away.

I put it in spoilers. Besides, 2 other people gave it away before me anyways.

 

[TigerWoods]

I ordered one from a restaurant before. The waiter gave me the WTF face and the bus boy laughed

 

[Overload]

Fact: 10/10 people involved in automobile accidents in 2008 tested positive for Dihydrogen Monoxide.

 

[MattDotZeb]

Fact: Dihydrogen Monoxide has been found in alcohol, the cannabis plant, the tobacco plant, and various other deadly or otherwise health impairing substances.

Spoiler

not intentionally fueling the fire for a 'weed is not bad' debate, I know it isn't.

 

[Ragnar0k]

Hitler tested positive for Dihydrogen Monoxide.

 

[Pierre the Scarecrow]

It's not all bad, you guys.

Micheal Jordan, Peyton Manning, Tiger Woods, and Alex Rodriguez all take Dihydrogen Monoxide.

 

[PurDi]

It's not all bad, you guys.

Micheal Jordan, Peyton Manning, Tiger Woods, and Alex Rodriguez all take Dihydrogen Monoxide.

So dihydrogen monoxide can be a possible lead to Tiger's cheating?!?!

OMG OMG OMG!

 

[jugfingers]

the funny(or sad) thing is that there is a lot of scientific conclusions that are reached the same way this site reaches some of its conclusions.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

Guys, did you know that 10/10 people who have committed murders have taken dihydrogen monoxide at least once in their life?

 

[Overload]

The evidence is compelling. I think prohibition is the only way to put an end to this madness.

 

[-ACE-]

DHMO is more lethal than marijuana and should be made illegal as soon as possible.

Truuuuuuuuuuue

 

[GoldShadow]

Eh, I don't know guys. I think you're being too critical of DHMO.

After a long day or a lot of exercise, sometimes I just like to head back to my room and consume a DHMO-containing beverage. It helps me unwind and keeps me going, you know?

 

[PurDi]

Holy nuts! You drink that stuff?!

That's dangerous, you could have serious reactions to it and die, especially if you take it in excess!

 

[Meleeruler]

Screw you guys, I don't care about the dangers of DHMO. I use it every day and will do so for the rest of my life. Heck, I practically bathe in it.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

Guys, did you know that 10/10 people who have committed murders have taken dihydrogen monoxide at least once in their life?

this is quite the compelling statistic.