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The Big MI Discussion Topic

jv3x3

jv3x3

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Uhh........ummm.......I'll have a medium.
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Another james classic. Those new mediums are **** good though, they must do something different with the bread, and the special sauce um ummmm.



And justin is a regular ****ing ladies man now, like went many years without *** now 2 different above average chicks (apparently) in what 3 months?. You are on pace for 8 this year!!!!! Im pretty sure it all from smash too, shows u how to work ur fingers, and fingers work magic. And i hear girls love mario


Edit: Oh man i edited the first post it is so ****ing money now. And i wonder if james has found this topic yet?
 
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tehownage

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jv3x3 said:
Man Michiagn has been around a long time, came a long way (I mean dang we have the largest topic on the boards). We even have quite a hit list of major names. Yours truly jv3x3 has beaten characters such as Azen (fc1), Isai (fc3), and CJ (money match after mlg seattle), dope has taken out some of the best like chillindude (fc3), Eddie (fc1), and placed very well at fc3 (9th) and says funny lines like when people ask him what he wants at Wendys he will say " ill have a medium", Nar who took out DSF at SSA3.

So yeah in comes this topic. We can talk about whatever concerning smash in good ol MI. We have a regular group of smashers that come to smashfest every week pretty much. That said we could use some new smashers/characters. I think we could use a gannon, jiggly, doc, saums, y.link, dk, pika, and luigi and to a lesser degree falco, peach, kirby, and mario. For info on the smashfest just check right below



Current Smashfests

Every wednesday from 4:30ish till like 1 am at Tehownages house in sterling heights. For detailed directions and a cell number aim him "tehownage" or pm him.


Retired MI Badasses
Dave C. (Luigi)
Qinipio (Ness)
3===D (Gannon)


Retired not so much badasses who still owe me money for winning their tourney

GreatEvilKing (gannon)
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Joe, My AIM isn't "tehownage" its MachoMan1379, so stop giving false information. Fests start at 5 to 6 p.m. cause 4 p.m. is too early. You got my cell, so put it in the first post. My house sorta isn't open to loads of newcomers either, its too small for that.

I also propose the Top 10 in Mi list be reinstated, it encouraged everyone to not blow.
 
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Liptonbuddy

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Just because it's fun to gross everyone out with the thought of my naked *** pumpking some poon, tonight was fun. ^^ Tomorrow Katie leaves back to Central, so we had our last hurrah. Started off drinking some beer, smoking some herb, then ended up on the futon. Man, I felt like such a pornstar. This girl is much looser in the sack, and does pretty much anything. Started out with naked making out with added handjob bonus, then I ate her out, then I hit it missionary with the legs on the shoulders, then she got on top for a while, then she sucked my ****, then we 69ed, then I hit it doggystyle for a bit, and this is where it got kinda odd. I went limp, because I was so used to my old girlfriend who was on the pill, who I could hit that vag with no rubber on, and got the full on wang on vag action. ****ing with a condom on just doesn't compare. I went limp, but she sucked my **** again, and I was ready to go. Then she rode me condomless again, then I went doggystyle condomless, then I finished with the ol' porn star-esque *** all over the *** and back. ^^ That move was just for Adam, since he always told me I had to do it once. Probably not the best idea to hit it condomless, but as soon as I felt like it was nutting time in like 10 seconds, I pulled right out and shot my load all over her back and ***. I just hope to God there was no precum bull****, which I didn't feel at all, but you can always get surprised with something in the form of a baby growing in your sex partner's insides, heh. Then we made out a little bit more, had a cigarette, made out some more, then spooned and went to sleep for 2 hours. Her alarm went off at 4:00am, which sucked, but she wasn't supposed to be out all night because she had to pack up and get ready to go back to college in the morning. After she left, I made myself some scrambled eggs, told my brother of my vag experience for the night, and am now typing this out. ^^ Ahhhhh, good times indeed. I felt like such a pornstar hitting all those crucial porn positions, it was great! Man, that girl's *** is that of a God. It's perfect. A little big, but I'm an *** man anyways. Perfectly shaped and tanned. Oh man....I tell ya. Sucks she's going back to college, and leaving me in warren, but it's all good. I'll only be out my friend with benefeits for a short time. She'll be back for labor day, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and all those other college break holidays.

And you wonder why I quit smash. ^^

Boner punching the vag is like a blice jombo, but much, much better, heh.
 
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Liptonbuddy

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It just sucks because after arguing with Porter for so long, it turns out he was right. He always told me since I was sex trained without a condom, that when I'd have to wear one, it wouldn't feel nearly as good, and the first few times I'd probably go limp after a while, just like he did after his run with his baby's momma. ^^ Oh well, as soon as he gets out of jail, that'll make him feel good to know he was right all along.
 
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lol, so im just chillin in the midwest room bored and i decide to check out the MI thread, you know for fun. then i read some porno. MI is cool.
 
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vidjogamer

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Liptonbuddy said:
It just sucks because after arguing with Porter for so long, it turns out he was right. He always told me since I was sex trained without a condom, that when I'd have to wear one, it wouldn't feel nearly as good, and the first few times I'd probably go limp after a while, just like he did after his run with his baby's momma. ^^ Oh well, as soon as he gets out of jail, that'll make him feel good to know he was right all along.
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LMAO too funny
 
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Liptonbuddy

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Oh man, so tonight, just as soon as I wake up from a nap at 10:30, Katie calls me from Central. She says it's no fun without her new drinking buddy, and she's lonely. So she tells me that she's gonna drive all the way from Central to my house, because she's bored, and we can drink, and have "wild, hot sex". ^^ I just rode my bike up to the gas station to get my Trojan-Ens Spermacidals, got myself a 30 pack of Milwaukees BEAST, and am awaiting her arrival. ****! See how good I throw the wang? She's gonna drive 2 hours just to get a peice of the STAMP MAN! I get to get my buzz on with probably the coolest drinking buddy I've ever had, plus have a little "wild hot sex". ^^ Oh man, this girl has an *** like you wouldn't believe! I have this sweet mental picture in my head of my wang going back'n'forth in the ol' vag, while she's bent over with her head in my pillow and her *** just glistening in the glow of the blacklight and christmas lights! The greatest thing about her ***........Absolutely no tan lines. ^^ I recommend everybody get a really hot, cool friend with benefeits. They're friggin amazing! After the straight up porno sex we had on Tuesday, I'm just gonna throw this out there for her. If she wants to, she can have it, but if not, that's cool. Tonight I will request the infamous stand up 69. That'll be another check mark on the checklist of cool things to do in life, heh.

Justin for the win.........IT'S GOOD!
 
Vayseth

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Actually, they started quite the commotion around here. I'm surprised people haven't started killing other people. So many things have happened. I almost lost my job as a tournament organizer there, Ownage and Dave have been like... excluded from the location because no one will come if they show up again, it was really quite rediculous. Everyone calls wavedashing and L-Canceling cheating there. I was laughing the whole tournament about the little kids crying because they couldn't win. Ownage "won" but they split the money anyway. They did quite the final match but no one cared save a few. It was really sad.
 
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vidjogamer

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Vayseth said:
Actually, they started quite the commotion around here. I'm surprised people haven't started killing other people. So many things have happened. I almost lost my job as a tournament organizer there, Ownage and Dave have been like... excluded from the location because no one will come if they show up again, it was really quite rediculous. Everyone calls wavedashing and L-Canceling cheating there. I was laughing the whole tournament about the little kids crying because they couldn't win. Ownage "won" but they split the money anyway. They did quite the final match but no one cared save a few. It was really sad.
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hahahahha

good stuff. MI is teh r0xx0r. even if you suck.

so when is the next tourney you guys? im feeling the need tow whoop mi ***.
 
Vayseth

Vayseth

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The next Smash Tournament is looking like September 31st up at Cyber Tech plus. I'm trying to run that and Mario Kart DD!! at the same time and I'm confident it can be done. It should be really fun. I'm also looking into the import fighter "Naruto Gekitou Ninja Taisen III" as a game to have a tournament on. That fighter is amazing, and should be checked out.

I'll post when I have final details. Gimme a week?

Also, anybody play Naruto 3 for GameCube around here? I'm gonna see if I can run a double tournament...
 
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Doper

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ROFL what tourny was this they banned dave and teh from, awwww MI is gettin too good gettin bannedzord

smashfest wed?!?! im actually coming i need to practice ;_;
 
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Liptonbuddy

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Oh man, I read that Cyber Tech thread. That was some funny ****! It's amazing how people with no technical ability whatsoever are jealous of people with skill. ^^ Makes me wish I was there. I wonder if they thought fast falling was cheating? "That's no fair! You're using speed hax!" Technically, every move that wavedashing uses is in the manual. Jump, airdodge, and using the control stick. So you're able to press the buttons fast? HAHAHAHA! 222 good! Did anyone there DI?
 
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Vayseth

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Liptonbuddy said:
Oh man, I read that Cyber Tech thread. That was some funny ****! It's amazing how people with no technical ability whatsoever are jealous of people with skill. ^^ Makes me wish I was there. I wonder if they thought fast falling was cheating? "That's no fair! You're using speed hax!" Technically, every move that wavedashing uses is in the manual. Jump, airdodge, and using the control stick. So you're able to press the buttons fast? HAHAHAHA! 222 good! Did anyone there DI?
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I would have, but I don't enter my own tournaments. No one knows anything out here. Can we get better people out here to show people how to smash? Next tournament Sept 31st, either bundled with Mario Kart DD!! or Naruto 3. Two games at once.
 
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