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The Band of the Hawk: you have brought shame among the hawks

KageMurphy

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Gordon Ramsay is at it again;

The seventh annual World Testicle Cooking Championships have taken place in a remote mountain village in Serbia, giving a whole new meaning to the phrase 'ball games'.

Testicles cooking in a pot during the 7th annual World Testicle Cooking Championship in Serbia Testicles cooking in a pot during the 7th annual World Testicle Cooking Championship in Serbia

Spectators looked on as teams of chefs prepared a range of bull, boar, camel, ostrich and even kangaroo testicles.

'This festival is all about fun, food and bravery,' said Ljubomir Erovic, the Serbian chef and testicle-cooking specialist who organizes the festival (and has published a testicle cookery book.)

Testicles - or, as they're primly called in Serbia, 'white kidneys' - are believed in the Balkans to help boost men's libido.

'The bulls' testicles are the best, goulash style,' said last year's winner Zoltan Levai, stirring a metal pot heated by a wood fire and filled with vegetables and large testicles that he said were provided from a state-run slaughter house.

The festival also includes dishes like testicle pizza and testicles in bechamel sauce, flavored with a variety of herbs found in the region.

A Pair o'Nuts:
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crismas

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So yea, the Scott Pilgrim game is sexy and awesome.

Thoughts?


Just trying to make convo here lol
 
Shinku

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its been a long time and i still see lobos with that gay *** freaking sig. anywho. ill be coming back to the md/va scene in a week or two. your all gay. except seb, hes a frog. and frogs are anti sexual.

ahhhhhhhhhh good times. til then ill be trolling every chance i get.

hadouken mother ****ers!!!!
 
Lobos

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I totally missed you (all homo) now I can go back to saying random things again.....

Shinku likes sweaty strong navy men...

Seb is completely homesexual...

Phil is a animal pedo

The rest of yall just gay

The End.
 
KageMurphy

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Lobos said:
I totally missed you (all homo) now I can go back to saying random things again.....

Shinku likes sweaty strong navy men...

Seb is completely homesexual...

Phil is a animal pedo

The rest of yall just gay

The End.
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homesexual? that's a new one... guess he takes it up the butt from dirty gutters at his home?
 
Shinku

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lobos likes to like cheat on his girlfriend with gay smashers in the back room at tournies and give them happy endings

but on a side note. im amazing. if i havent clarified this. hadouken mother ****ers
 
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