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The Band of the Frog: Thumbswayup is Muppet king

Frozen

Frozen

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Hey_its_YO said:
Please do tell White man
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Well as some of you know I deliver pizza for Domino's, and there's a High's (convenience store) right next to us. So I grabbed some pizzas and started walking to my car when from across the street three obnoxious black people (like 18?) started yelling a bunch of really incoherent stuff involving delivering pizzas and being a dumb white *****. I was just going to ignore them, because:

1.) There were 3 of them
2.) I don't know them and no one I know saw them yelling **** at me
3.) I was on the clock, and I like my job
4.) I was already stopping to get some coffee and had 2 pizzas to deliver
5.) I'm a lover, not a fighter (;))

So I walk into High's, buy a coffee, and get in my car. Their still loitering across the street, when I make a right turn(could only turn right), and then make a U-turn to head to my first delivery, then I hit a red light. While at this red light, I see them yelling at some old women, for apparently no reason....and this kind of made me upset. It was at this point I looked around my car for something to throw at them. Unfortunately, I couldn't really find anything (I should keep a brick in my car for this reason), so I took the lid off of the 16oz coffee, and as I drove by I threw it at them. I scored a direct hit on at least 2 of them, and i'm pretty sure the third was at least splashed....then I drove away from a stream of profanity and poor grammar.

My only regret is not having bought the 20oz

Essentially, it was a drive-by coffee throw, and as far as i'm concerned....it was worth it. Call me a bi.tch, call me awesome....however you interpret it to me it was perfectly morally acceptable.

It was pretty **** funny too.
 
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DK SmAsH

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Alexandria, VA
Frozen said:
Well as some of you know I deliver pizza for Domino's, and there's a High's (convenience store) right next to us. So I grabbed some pizzas and started walking to my car when from across the street three obnoxious black people (like 18?) started yelling a bunch of really incoherent stuff involving delivering pizzas and being a dumb white *****. I was just going to ignore them, because:

1.) There were 3 of them
2.) I don't know them and no one I know saw them yelling **** at me
3.) I was on the clock, and I like my job
4.) I was already stopping to get some coffee and had 2 pizzas to deliver
5.) I'm a lover, not a fighter (;))

So I walk into High's, buy a coffee, and get in my car. Their still loitering across the street, when I make a right turn(could only turn right), and then make a U-turn to head to my first delivery, then I hit a red light. While at this red light, I see them yelling at some old women, for apparently no reason....and this kind of made me upset. It was at this point I looked around my car for something to throw at them. Unfortunately, I couldn't really find anything (I should keep a brick in my car for this reason), so I took the lid off of the 16oz coffee, and as I drove by I threw it at them. I scored a direct hit on at least 2 of them, and i'm pretty sure the third was at least splashed....then I drove away from a stream of profanity and poor grammar.

My only regret is not having bought the 20oz

Essentially, it was a drive-by coffee throw, and as far as i'm concerned....it was worth it. Call me a bi.tch, call me awesome....however you interpret it to me it was perfectly morally acceptable.

It was pretty **** funny too.
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that is ****ing amazing in so many ways i cant even understand...
 
Knorr

Knorr

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Raleigh NC
Frozen said:
Well as some of you know I deliver pizza for Domino's, and there's a High's (convenience store) right next to us. So I grabbed some pizzas and started walking to my car when from across the street three obnoxious black people (like 18?) started yelling a bunch of really incoherent stuff involving delivering pizzas and being a dumb white *****. I was just going to ignore them, because:

1.) There were 3 of them
2.) I don't know them and no one I know saw them yelling **** at me
3.) I was on the clock, and I like my job
4.) I was already stopping to get some coffee and had 2 pizzas to deliver
5.) I'm a lover, not a fighter (;))

So I walk into High's, buy a coffee, and get in my car. Their still loitering across the street, when I make a right turn(could only turn right), and then make a U-turn to head to my first delivery, then I hit a red light. While at this red light, I see them yelling at some old women, for apparently no reason....and this kind of made me upset. It was at this point I looked around my car for something to throw at them. Unfortunately, I couldn't really find anything (I should keep a brick in my car for this reason), so I took the lid off of the 16oz coffee, and as I drove by I threw it at them. I scored a direct hit on at least 2 of them, and i'm pretty sure the third was at least splashed....then I drove away from a stream of profanity and poor grammar.

My only regret is not having bought the 20oz

Essentially, it was a drive-by coffee throw, and as far as i'm concerned....it was worth it. Call me a bi.tch, call me awesome....however you interpret it to me it was perfectly morally acceptable.

It was pretty **** funny too.
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it was chivalrous you fukkin gallant!

i miss you frozen and the rest of my md homies
 
Frozen

Frozen

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Knorr said:
it was chivalrous you fukkin gallant!

i miss you frozen and the rest of my md homies
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Yeah man, you're going to definitely have to come up for pound 3. I could see about housing you if you come up.....I do believe I still owe you some pancakes.
 
Repryx

Repryx

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Lolz I dunno Im watching WWE and its influincing me...and since im like...still 17 I can sue if I get hurt right? but yeah Sure Frozen I'll wreslte...Conditions 4 victory 2/3 takedowns $1


No Rock Bottoms or Shapshooters

I just learned a new move called....THE CODEBREAKER
 
Ghostype

Ghostype

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Baltimore, MD
Yo I'm smashing with Hyrulean Friday after 3:30 PM; who wants to go?

Whomever goes either pm him for his address or wait for him to post something. He's somewhere around where cmart lived if I remember correctly., Mt. Royal general area?
 
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Eplox88

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It was not sarcasm, it was spam.

I dont know how far it is from my house but I think cmart lived far so I proly wont be able to go~
 
Frozen

Frozen

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Eplox88 said:
OMG Hyrulean? REALLY? OMG =D

=/

Frozen and Repryx - can I take ur money in a wrestling match too? =)
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You're sarcasm and just general forum trolling does get rather annoying....

And you're too fat, I don't want to wrestle you = /

Repryx how much do you weigh anyway?
 
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Eplox88

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Frozen your such a f@g, why do you post in a crew thread that you are not even a member in? cry somewhere else pu$$y~

Edit: Ron give me his address just so I can mapquest it plzzzzzz
 
Frozen

Frozen

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Eplox88 said:
Frozen your such a f@g, why do you post in a crew thread that you are not even a member in? cry somewhere else pu$$y~
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The logic behind that one was flawless.


Ron- Is DK still having a fest thursday? I don't work and i'm trying to play some smash.....somewhere. >.<
 
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Hyrulean21

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Messages
108
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Baltimore, MD
Hey Baltimore! There's some smash going on at my place Friday around 4 if anyone's interested. I'm not far from the Harbor, so everyone should come! Please?

Edit: Reply or PM me to get the address, its pretty easy to find. And there's no definate end time to any of this.
 
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blues

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Hyrulean21 said:
Hey Baltimore! There's some smash going on at my place Friday around 4 if anyone's interested. I'm not far from the Harbor, so everyone should come! Please?

Edit: Reply or PM me to get the address, its pretty easy to find. And there's no definate end time to any of this.
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can we stay the night? if so then I'm gonna try to come, and smash with BMore
 
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Hyrulean21

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Baltimore, MD
Whoa, responses. Fine, lazy people.

606 St. Paul Street
Baltimore, MD 21202

Sure, people can spend the night, I can't promise places to sleep though, we'll be in the dorms, and unfortunately we have quiet hours, so we'll either have to hijack a few TVs (there's potential here) or be quiet past midnight or so. I'll figure something out before Friday. But otherwise, I look forward to some smash Friday.
 
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