This is gonna be my
last post:
First of all I am actually
Byron/marthownsxd/bdbandit. How stupid can you guys be.
2nd of all.
Yakal, Robyextreme,manli and
dieslow, nothing below applies to you. You four are normal and seem like normal people.
Thirdly, on Saturday I made the biggest mistake in my life, that helped me have an epiphany. Going to a "BC"smashfest.
Now for the chunk of my rant:
Okay, you guys wasted years of your life, playing a game, that you're not even amazing at.
I
BET, dieslow doesnt even go to smashfests, with you because he knows how big of losers you are. He just robs you of your money at tournaments and pretends to befriend you guys. Me and my friend Patric played you guys, playing this game not nearly as long as you, and you can't even destroy us. We even won games against you guys with characters we have never played?!?!?!?!? The funniest joke ever said is the BC Power Rankings. If I went, to any BC smashboards related event(which I won't ever again in my whole life) I guarantee I would own you guys. You guys have no potential whatsoever, and all your so-called "
skill" is God's pity gift for the hardwork you guys did to get that "
good". All of you guys started like pure scrubs, meaning you weren't born good at anything like:
ChocolateThunda, Frenchtoasts, byuusan, but you needed friends so you gave your life to this site.
Dieslow took the initiative to deal with you losers, just to get better, I'm not gonna do that. I'd rather give up my favourite video game then turn into one of you guys. Like honestly,
Meta with a gay accent, why don't you just go into speech therapy and start a gay club at sfu.
Byuusan, you let 15 complete strangers into your house, because you were desperate for friends.(24 people on a msn list like what the **** is that? Get a life, get some friends) For all you know, one of them could of been a rapist or a child molester, who found this address online.
Bwmat, thats all I have to say.
Frenchtoasts, do you have down syndrome, or your just a life fail like all of the others. You dedicate your life to a game, and then end up sucking so bad, I had to get glasses to see with my eyes again. I'm sorry to hear that.
Smashmash, get out while you still can. Please tell me you don't wanna end up like that.
Firestorm, do you even like smash or you just need friends like
Byuusan?
Rusty, how the **** can you not make the Power Rankings. It's the easiest accomplishment in the world. To all of the above people, have you spoken to a girl besides your mom, aunt, grandma and/or sister? You guys are truly life fail. Don't expect a response to your replies.
Here, you guys really need this product:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o50_ZlMnjqY
Yours Truly,
Byron/Fourshot/Bdbandit/marthownsxd