The Austin Smash 4 Thread - Weeklies are now at OOPLES!

[theeboredone]

Dibs on car spot to Joel's place.

 

[Sky Pirate]

Dibs on car spot to Joel's place if I don't drive. (I most likely will, but not sure if I'll have enough gas/money until Thursday or Friday)

MIKE3, STUDY THIS MAN.

 

[Mike2]

Play gears not brawl /drunk

 

[PantyRaider08]

Forgot to tell y'all but I can't play this weekend. I'm going down to my hometown to celebrate my birthday. I could play Mon-Thurs if anyone can make it.

 

[Mike2]

Yea. Johns upon johns. Wrist hurts and I am sick. Bleh

 

[theeboredone]

I can go on Thursday given I got no class on Fri. If we can get enough people, let me know.

 

[Sky Pirate]

Ayaya... I might be able to, but I most likely can't.
Why do you guys always pick the WORST possible times to go out of town? :<

BTW. Resident Evil Revelations is pretty neat. It's like Lost in Nightmares from Resident Evil 5, but you have to do it alone so it's twenty times spookier. Dodge system feels kind of annoying, but the ammo restrictions are neat.
If any of you play it, do yourself a favor and play it in the dark. Also, hook it up to the surround system and blast it or wear headphones and max the volume. REALLY magnifies the effect.

 

[Gova]

Who even plays horror games during the day?

 

[Sky Pirate]

I do. Just change the environment to fit the situation.
'Swhy I have a dimmer switch in my bedroom.

 

[Mike2]

What the... this sickness has me out of it. What happened.

 

[TheAlpacaMan]

I may be able to host a fest? There are a couple things up in the air for me right now. Too early to tell. I would say there's like a 25% chance

 

[IG88]

mann i get no brawl for like 3 weeks and then have a tourney lol fml. i've got my first competition this saturday at tech, the one at a&m got cancelled due to ****ty weather that flooded the building, so i won't be able to make it to anything.

on a totally unrelated note, the captain of my team quit last thursday and is no longer competing, so yesterday i was unanimously nominated to be the new team captain so now i'm captain of the team and i'm pretty excited about it! :D

EDIT-- Shaun i did see your post, i have the video up in a tab right now i'm just waiting to watch it bc i'm in the process of getting ready for my day to get started, and because i have hw due at 12 today that i have accomplished almost nothing on so that has to take priority. definitely looking forward to that set. i've been meaning to watch some of nietono's sets against marths in general actually, but since i haven't played brawl in a few weeks i keep forgetting lol so thanks for putting it up here!

 

[Gova]

I do. Just change the environment to fit the situation.
'Swhy I have a dimmer switch in my bedroom.

Playing a horror game in the daylight is like watching a romantic movie for the sex. You're wasting your money. When you play a horror game, it has to be dark outside so that the first time you leave your room and see the darkness outside your first thought instinctively is "****, it's out there and it's coming for me" and you haul *** to get whatever you need and then back to the safe haven that is your room.

 

[chic]

Is there anything going on friday night in austin?

 

[theeboredone]

Dang, what is chic gonna be doing in Austin?

 

[IG88]

in game 3 of that marth vs oli set, what happened after nietono lost his second stock made me sick to my stomach, and never want to play the oli MU again.

 

[TheAlpacaMan]

I could probably have a fest Friday night... I work til 5 though

Though let's not absolutely plan on it until Weds. I'll know whether or not I can then.

On an unrelated note: http://shirt.woot.com/

Great shirt.

 

[Sky Pirate]

in game 3 of that marth vs oli set, what happened after nietono lost his second stock made me sick to my stomach, and never want to play the oli MU again.

Olimar: The name of the game is "gimp him before he ***** you"
By the way, congrats on being made into a gym leader.

Tales of the Abyss 3DS tomorrow. I can't wait to play it during classes.

EDIT: That shirt is actually pretty funny. Poor Pika. XD

 

[Zano]

blazblue in two days, yeeee

 

[TheAlpacaMan]

Okay, that is DEFINITELY Mike 3's title. He's UT's Gym Leader.

 

[Sky Pirate]

O.P. Updated. :3

On a related note, I made a list of Tales-esque titles for a bunch of people in English class a REALLY long time ago.
[collapse=Yep.]Poltergust
---
Poltergeist - "It's spelled 'PolterGUST'"
Big Red - If you don't like it, then **** you!
Trolltergust -
Rage in the Cage - Awarded to the best last name?
The Blood God - From ancient Florida mythology
Exposed! - It happened one night...
The PolterGlare - He might hit you, he might hug you. Take a chance.
The Rave Master - Poltergust is gong to the raaaave~
Low-Tier General - The Licker
SUPER ASIA -
Best Yoshi in Texas - And the U.S.?
Best Beard in Texas - First Blackbeard, then Redbeard, now Neckbeard?

Zigsta
---
Our Fearless Leader - Maybe not COMPLETELY fearless
Level 13 Chad Combo - Master of the God Hand
Mickey Mouse - "I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!"
Pimp Hand - Keeping them in line, one slap at a time.
Low-Tier General - The Survivor
Harem - More ladies than he can shake a stick at (giggity).
Director - He does director things.
Award-Winning Director - He gets awards for doing director things.
Don't look down! - USE YOUR PERIPHERALS!
Corrupt P.T. - Uses Uber pokemon in OU play
Simple & Clean - Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare him at all.
Best Bowser in Texas - 1/1 isn't bad!

PantyRaider
---
The Token Mexican -
PWNIN -
Doubles General - The Eye
Pocket Metaknight - Only on Olimar (for now...)
"Smarter than the Average Bear" - He has mindgames.
Endure + Reversal - Ultimate comeback plan #9 was a complete success.

Gova
---
Who's this guy? - Just kind of showed up.
*****-*** - A title bestowed out of love.
Buddy-Butt - A title bestowed in the spirit of censorship.
Hard Bowser Counter - He just kept Fairing!
Hey, Suit! - Might be stronger than Moustachio.
I.T.T.K. - "I meant to inhale!"
Patchouli - Projectiles EVERYWHERE.
Best Kirby in Texas - A title bestowed by Xyro?
Doubles General - The Comboist

Mike2
---
Cats&Dogs - A temporary title
Mike2 - MAHIIIIKE TWOOOOOOOO!
New Guy - A title bestowed on his first day
World-Traveller - He went to EVERYTHING.
Iced -
Mike2 Smash - It's almost hypnotic...
Two Days Away From Retirement - **** this game, I'm outta here!

Mike3
---
Gymnast - He can TOTALLY do a somersault.
Tank - "**** that!"
Anonymous Alcoholic - Who brings vodka to a tournament?
Under Nike's Wing - It just happened.

Bored
---
Carmen Sandiego - Eternally M.I.A.
Fine China - Breaking is his destiny.
Jock - Those sports johns

Alpaca
---
"I Play Ike" - Legit johns
Laser Tag Champ - SHDL IRL
Slate - A temporary title until the Alpaca was released.
Throw to Fsmash - It always works.
Shaun with Ike - Best teammate in Austin!
Rocked! -

Zifien
---
Ninja - "He's so quiet..."
Kind of Athletic - Could probably chase down a Cheetah
It's a trap! - Better than most new guys.

Shiken
---
Kirby/Dedede Main - "What is it with guys and that little pink puff?"
The Computer Guy - He can probably hack the matrix.
The Karate Kid - Trained by Jackie Chan[/collapse]
...I was bored.

 

[Mike2]

What is this I don't even



Also women suck and will rip your heart out with no remorse.
Feelsbadman.jpg

 

[Zigsta]

I still love my titles.

Mike, come to LA. Women EVERYWHERE.

 

[Sky Pirate]

Something happen today, Mike?

 

[Mike2]

Zigsta be a manw****. Been a manw**** and a nice guy and manw**** hurts less.
/temporary girl induced emoness

@ shawn yea just added reason # 34534534 to the "reasons why monogamy sucks" list

 

[Sky Pirate]

Oh... I thought it might just be Valentines-Day-inspired emoness.
Monogamy hurts and I'm sure you feel like **** right now, but you can't give up if you really want it.
You do what you have to do right now to just get through it, and I know it's like trying to hold back the Atlantic with a broom but don't do anything rash.

And if it makes you feel any better, I think you're the most attractive person in our group.
Don't make that gay.

 

[Zano]

also, that was gay, no way around it.

 

[Mike2]

Shawn that last statement was mad homo and I will take the compliment but I will not let it slide. lol
Oddly enough this is girl related but has nothing to do with Valentines day. Not gonna get into specifics but it's **** like this that inspires you to become a better person anyway.
Oh and thanks for the condolences. I didn't make that clear. And I've never been suicidal if that's what you were getting at. lol

but hey my friend Dustin just found out in the worst way possible his girl is legit bipolar. So it could be worse. lol

 

[Sky Pirate]

Shawn that last statement was mad homo and I will take the compliment but I will not let it slide. lol

It wasn't gay. It was an objective statement. You possess many qualities that women would find attractive.
...DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD.

(By the way, my name's spelled "Shaun". ^^; )

Oddly enough this is girl related but has nothing to do with Valentines day. Not gonna get into specifics but it's **** like this that inspires you to become a better person anyway.

Indeed! My experiences with women taught me that I don't necessarily need people to be happy and that I control who I am, what I perceive, and how I interact with the world around me.
It was all very meta and came with a tiny bit of insanity, but I think I'm a better person for it.

but hey my friend Dustin just found out in the worst way possible his girl is legit bipolar. So it could be worse. lol

Could be even worse than that. Bipolar yandere with a meat cleaver.
GET OUT OF THE HOUUUUSE!

And I've never been suicidal if that's what you were getting at. lol

Oh, no, wasn't getting at that. I was thinking more along the lines of contacting her or going to her place or something to make the situation worse.
And I'd think you'd be regicidal before suicidal.

 

[Mike2]

Nah that's for chumps.

btw my voice is so ****ed up right now because I am sick. It sounds like I've been chain smoking since the age of 4.

 

[PantyRaider08]

What happened exactly? Did she go down on some guy in an escalade?

Also Shaun you can cheer the guy up, but calling him attractive is just flat out gay. you gay dawg

 

[Mike2]

looooooooooooooool i dont think sean will live this one down
yea panty pretty much that plus snorted cocaine off a black man's **** (no racist)

also shon thinks im the most attractive even after putting on so much weight. get wrecked austin lol

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Love comes at all times, gay men find it, can't be too hard for a straight guy.

 

[Mike2]

You guys have it easy. Y'all have bath houses for the love of god(google that).

 

[ToferTheHuman]

I know what it is, I am saying love, not a hook up.
****, getting a hook up in the gay community is easiest ****ing thing ever.

 

[Mike2]

What is this love you speak of?

 

[Zano]

 

[PantyRaider08]

I wouldn't sit next to Shaun at fests if I were you Mike. He wants your D.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

What is this love you speak of?

Zano answered your question.

 

[Mike2]

Pure gold
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJaELXadKo