The Austin Smash 4 Thread - Weeklies are now at OOPLES!

[Hylian]

Jordan, the real question here is did YOU dress up as a Disney character.

Eor son.

<lolololol

 

[Zigsta]

Eor son.

<lolololol

I was gonna give you props...

Until you spelled "Eeyore" wrong.

 

[Suspect]

rofl, that almost made me cuss.

 

[Hylian]

I was gonna give you props...

Until you spelled "Eeyore" wrong.

My spelling has always been one of my weak points .


I TRIED CHRIS I TRIED

 

[Zigsta]

My spelling has always been one of my weak points .


I TRIED CHRIS I TRIED

Bahaha, well at least you tried.

I'm telling you guys, Disney is the key to unlocking the hearts of women.

Now you just need to sing to her, Jordan.

 

[Suspect]

I'm telling you guys, Disney is the key to unlocking the hearts of women.

If you even try to make a Kingdom Hearts reference, i'll kill a baby.

 

[Zigsta]

If you even try to make a Kingdom Hearts reference, i'll kill a baby.

Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all.

 

[Suspect]

i c wut u did thar

that poor baby...

 

[Sky Pirate]

I'm telling you guys, Disney is the key to unlocking the hearts of women.

Oh, you poor misguided child. It has been scientifically proven that only "The Great Mouse Detective" and "The Aristocats" possess such a quality. Anything else must be pure Zigsta.

Spoiler

Speaking of which, why the HELL haven't they been included in Kingdom Hearts yet? T_T

 

[PhantomX]

And by "unlocking the hearts of women" Chris means the one woman this seems to be working on in his case.

 

[Zigsta]

And by "unlocking the hearts of women" Chris means the one woman this seems to be working on in his case.

Hey now, one is good enough for me.

Shaun, pretty sure those two movies haven't been in Kingdom Hearts yet because they're not nearly as iconic as the films included thus far, with the exception of Chicken Little. His inclusion as a summon in KH2 was merely Disney's way of promoting their new 3D animation team called Circle 7, which was going to replace Pixar, essentially.

 

[Sky Pirate]

My, I REALLY shouldn't be surprised by this point that you know that much about them and yet it's still such a shock.

 

[PhantomX]

You're still pretty new to the crew, so that's excusable, Shaun.

 

[Espy Rose]

I'm just hyped for Birth By Sleep.

I am upset that it's taking so long to bring it over, though.

 

[Paw]

people own PSPs? oh god.

 

[Hylian]

Bahaha, well at least you tried.

I'm telling you guys, Disney is the key to unlocking the hearts of women.

Now you just need to sing to her, Jordan.

I sing to her all the time.


She's like the only person in the world who doesn't mind it . Note: she doesn't think I'm good(omg I'm bad) she just thinks it's cute.

 

[Espy Rose]

For Tagering on the go, Paw.

 

[Zigsta]

I sing to her all the time.


She's like the only person in the world who doesn't mind it . Note: she doesn't think I'm good(omg I'm bad) she just thinks it's cute.

Jordan, I approve.

If you ever forget the lyrics, you know who to ask.

 

[PhantomX]

She likes it now, but if you marry her she'll hate you for it 10 years from now!

 

[Hylian]

Haha we'll see.

 

[Zigsta]

She likes it now, but if you marry her she'll hate you for it 10 years from now!

Silly Juan, by that time there will be so many new songs that she can't possibly be annoyed!

Spoiler

THAT badly.

 

[theeboredone]

Juan = Anti-Cupid
Zigsta = Power of Disney always prevails?
Jordan = Dressed up as a depressing donkey while singing songs to his lady friend. -Facebook "Likes" this-.

 

[Zigsta]

So I text the girl asking to go out to lunch with me on Sunday, and I get "I'd love to get a group together to check out some brunch spots."

 

[Hylian]

I'd just be upfront. Tell her you just wanted to have lunch with her.

 

[PhantomX]

^ People beat about the bush way too much. Straightforwardness gets the job done faster AND it shows confidence, which is an attractive quality to women.

 

[Espy Rose]

I'd just be upfront. Tell her you just wanted to have lunch with her.

This, this, and this some more.

Also, what Phantom said. It's just a strong approach.

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Hylian dressed up as an animal?
...freak.

Spoiler

j/k, <3 Hylian

 

[Zigsta]

Well, she asked if I could pick her up at the airport tomorrow, so I'll just be straightforward with her then.

Wish me luck, fellas.

 

[theeboredone]

Chris, just go the my culture's route and get an arranged marriage. I'm sure there's a woman out there who is just like you. Your parents can find her in a jiffy.

I just used the word jiffy...wow.

 

[Sky Pirate]

Am I going crazy or did Espy's name just turn purple? o_o

Also, did you make certain that she isn't a lesbian, Chris?

 

[Espy Rose]

My name is grape flavored now, SkyCaptain.

 

[Suspect]

Tell her you will pick her up only if you can have lunch with JUST her.

Bribe her.

...sorry, i'm black.

 

[Sky Pirate]

So on this page, there are users in lemon, strawberry, lime, grape, blueberry... umm...
What would Hylian be? It's too light to be blackberry. Some sort of island fruit?

 

[Hylian]

I have all the colors .

 

[Espy Rose]

But you choose grey, for some godforsaken reason.

 

[Suspect]

I have all the colors .

Even that black one? The one I thought only one person had o.0

forgot his name.

 

[Sky Pirate]

So you're the RAINBOW fruit?

Wow, that didn't come out right. D:

 

[Hylian]

Even that black one? The one I thought only one person had o.0

forgot his name.

Heimie or however you spell it.


Well, I don't technically have it but I could make my name that color if I wanted or any color really.

 

[PhantomX]

Bribe her.

...sorry, i'm black.

I thought the black way was pulling out your ***** while she's at gunpoint.

 

[ADMJP]

Dont act too desperate man, most decent looking girls have a strong sense for that.

 

[Suspect]

I thought the black way was pulling out your ***** while she's at gunpoint.

bribe, threaten, same difference.