The art of pick up lines.

[Rusty Shacklefurd]

LOL girls would find that cheesy and wack.

NEVER SAY THE WORD WACK, OR I'LL WACK YOU!!!

 

[pokemonmaster01]

"Most people duck when they see me pull out a hammer."

 

[Stinkoman]

Are you from heaven? 'Cause I've got an erection.

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'm gonna make your bed rock.

If I could arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

You must be French, 'cuz you're a peein'. On me!

 

[Dragonstar101]

"Most people duck when they see me pull out a hammer."

Yup true.

 

[Xegony]

If I masturbated as much as I loved you, I'd be milked dry.

 

[Big_R]

Your daddy musta been a terrorist 'cause baby you da bomb!

 

[Legomaxx]

"I like big butts and i cannot lie."

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

"You are alot better at sex than your mother."

 

[The Burrito of Time]

"What can I get for 10 bucks?"

 

[KaoS]

"How much?"

 

[Antz]

Do u wash your clothes in windex because i see myself in your pants

 

[Deleted member]

some pickup lines work, seriously. But you can't be stupid about it. Usually it's the ones that make you feel really corny that a girl would find cute. Yeah, cute doesn't exist for men so it's more of a trial and error. Lots of error in this thread.

You should also make sure that the person (target?) you're addressing doesn't have say, a wedding ring or another guy joined at her hip.

Usually a mild approach into a conversation is more comfortable, but the point of a pick-up line is to use a good first impression to....pick them up. Don't say something like, "You are alot better at sex than your mother." and expect to take anyone home.

"I like big butts and i cannot lie." made me laugh. I'll have to use that on someone I know. Def not for a first impression but still good stuff lol

 

[Xegony]

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi, I'm (insert name)

 

[EEvisu]

^ never heard it before...

Come home with me baby an dlet me show you why my last girl ain't charge me no rent *wink*

 

[Rici]

"My name is Dongo... DoDongo... and we are gonna have some sweet buttsekcs."

 

[Dibs]

You had me at dongo..

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Wanna go DoDongo? Yeah, I'd DoDongo that

 

[crescentia]

Hi there, I'm sexy.

And you are?

 

[FierceFox]

Are you from Tenessese? Cause your the only 10 I see!

 

[commonyoshi]

Want to get noticed?

I must be high because you look smokin'.
I live in my parents basement, but I can stay up as late as I want.
Those pants make you look fat, but I dont mind.

Those are garenteed to work.

 

[Skywalker]

"Let's step on the right foot and do the wrong thing!"

 

[pokemonmaster01]

"You must be cold as ice, cause you make me wanna jack-it."

 

[greenblob]

Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause it looks like you landed on your face!

Fish story is always fun:
Sit next to the girl before starting.
"Two of my friends and I went fishing last weekend. So, after sitting there for like 20 minutes, one of my friends finally caught a fish. It was about this *hold out hands about a half a foot apart* big. After five more minutes, my other friend caught something. It was a fish about this *hold out hands about a foot and a half apart* big. Then finally, I caught a fish. It was this *extend arms out and have one arm around her shoulders* big."

 

[commonyoshi]

Wow, that was a good one. ^_^

 

[Dibs]

You called her a fish? That's koo.. just don't tell her she smells like one too.

 

[The Burrito of Time]

"Wanna find out why they call me Burrito?"

 

[EEvisu]

^ ......

"Hey baby I think you dropped something, hehe my Jaw *wink*"

 

[The Burrito of Time]

"your eyes are bluer than my toilet water"

 

[EEvisu]

"hes hung like a slave but I'm hung like a horse"

 

[The Burrito of Time]

"you must be jamaican, because ja-making me crazy"

 

[Dark_Crono]

-"Can I flirt with you?"
-"Be unique and different, just say yes." ( one of my favorites)

 

[Zook]

If I had known you 2 years ago, I wouldn't have been nuedered!

 

[digitalmaster287]

"If I asked you out, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

(More funny than good) Did it hurt when u fell from heaven...and fell on your face!

 

[Xegony]

You must be from nantucket
cause I wanna **** it

 

[The Burrito of Time]

you:"Excuse me but you have some dicfore on your face"
her:"Whats a dicfore"
you:"Let me show you."

 

[EEvisu]

"do you take Karate cause baby your kicking"

 

[The Burrito of Time]

*not sure if this makes sense*

you:do you know the capital of Thailand?"
her:Bangcok
you:you do?!

 

[jaej]

"If I asked you out, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

omg. amazing. lol rofl lol. ur my hero

 

[EEvisu]

*not sure if this makes sense*

you:do you know the capital of Thailand?"
her:Bangcok
you:you do?!

it does but the jokes way over used >_>

 

[KaoS]

"I want to pee where you poop."