The art of pick up lines.

[Xegony]

In this little artistic vision we discuss what pick up lines make us love, laugh and learn.

I mean we all KNOW that these work in real life so when you post your making a difference in someone's life. Intrisic value people. DUH!

Anyways,


Hey are your parents bakers?
cause you've got some great buns.

and

Are your parentd bakers? cause your a cutey pie.

 

[KaoS]

So it's rumored you have a vagina.

 

[EEvisu]

hmm heres an interesting one:

"Baby are you an alien, because you just abducted my heart"

actually worked at an anime convention....

 

[Uncle Meat]

So it's rumored you have a vagina.

Hey, wanna do some roofies with me?

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Sooooooooo.... buttsecks?

 

[Dibs]

So it's rumored you have a vagina.

Send that to the bank and cash it in cause this was MONEY.

 

[Xegony]

I do, My girlfriend's. DUH.

Hey are you parents butchers?

cause you've got some great breasts.

 

[rounder_nk]

hey nice shoes. I like that skirt it really matches your eyes. You're a really cool person. I really had a nice time talking with you and i hope to see you again!

or...

nahs foot! Een kazakhstan the mane would buy you vehry quick! You hev nahs fisique. I would lak to make a romance inside of you.

 

[saberhof]

hey nice shoes. I like that skirt it really matches your eyes. You're a really cool person. I really had a nice time talking with you and i hope to see you again!

or...

nahs foot! Een kazakhstan the mane would buy you vehry quick! You hev nahs fisique. I would lak to make a romance inside of you.

lol it will be nice!.

 

[Dibs]

weak must have six sides cause that was HEXA weak.

 

[RainOfDarkness]

"do you have a mirror inside your pants???? because i see myself in them"

 

[Xegony]

Is your name Katrina? Cause you blew me away.

 

[Seed of Sorrow]

do you have cingular cause you raise my bar.

 

[Dibs]

ME: Let me get that jersey...
HER: What?
ME: You know, that jersey.
HER: Why?
ME: Cause it has your name and number on it.

Oh shnaps shun..

 

[The Burrito of Time]

Have you ever seen a trouser snake?

 

[rounder_nk]

me: i have a watch and it has special abilities. It says we're having sex right now but i guess it's just five minutes fast!

her: you loser get away from me! You even told it wrong.

oh snap!

 

[Rusty Shacklefurd]

I must be a necrophiliac, 'cause I find you dead sexy!!!

 

[KaoS]

I want to kiss you where you pee.

 

[WOT]

look at your crotch
look at the girl
look at your crotch
look at the girl
"well, it isn't gonna suck itself"

 

[Resting_Fox]

"Well you look like the type of girl who could use some genital Herpes."

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Me: How many no's do you think it will take for me to **** you?
Her: What?
Me: Just one. Do you want to have sex?

 

[Hyper-Link]

"Daaaaaaaaaamn baby girl"
"I bet you ain't NEVER had herpes like this before!"

 

[KaoS]

I'm just now realizing why a majority of you don't get laid.

 

[Wuss]

"I forgot my library card, but can I still check you out?"

 

[The Burrito of Time]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

[NickRiddle]

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Diemonds]

pick up lines dont work...

 

[NickRiddle]

Hey, mine definitely works. Try it with some chloroform and girls will be falling (unconscious) for you. >.>

 

[EEvisu]

Most pickup lines do tend to fail indeed but there always good for a laugh ^_^

"Hey baby you must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you"

 

[Wuss]

"did it hurt?? When you fell from heaven?"

 

[Vicious Delicious]

I'll second that, EEvisu.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips & chains excite me, so throw me down and tie me up and show how much you like me"

"Is your dad Napoleon?? Cause you look Dynamite!"

 

[DokturSea]

"Your father must be an astronaut cuz I sure am horny."
-Bruce Campbell

 

[Diemonds]

^^^^
what you'll get slapped if u say that

'' do I look like Blockbuster to u? cuz I see u checking me out''

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

You: My d*** is 2 inches.
Her: What?
You: Above the ground.


Well, it is meant as more of a comeback then a pick-up line...

 

[Xegony]

If you were a booger I'd pick you first

 

[Diemonds]

^ lol

'' bet u cant fit this all in your mouth at once....''

 

[Penguin Commando]

Did you fart, cuz you blow me away.

 

[Tipo mastr]

Did you know that semen is actually 99% sugar? That's right, and most people don't know it because you taste with the tip of your tongue, not the back of your throat.

 

[Dibs]

If I was a fly, I'd land on you first, cause you're the ****

 

[Dragonstar101]

I'll second that, EEvisu.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips & chains excite me, so throw me down and tie me up and show how much you like me"

Now that would turn a girl on! I would say the unbolded part a little later in my game though...mabye.

"Is your dad Napoleon?? Cause you look Dynamite!"

LOL girls would find that cheesy and wack.