The art of pick up lines.

[Jazzy Jinx]

"I want to pee where you poop."

So, you want to use her toilet?

 

[Skywalker]

"Do you drink 1% 'cause you think your fat? 'Cause you're not."

"I like your sleeves: they're real big."

 

[The Burrito of Time]

So, you want to use her toilet?

No, those bushes outside.

 

[Xegony]

If I had a dollar for every dirty thought I've had about you I'd be rich enough to pay you to sleep with me.

 

[XLII]

I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

and just as a joke,
Did it hurt? When your parents beat you with an uglystick.

 

[Zook]

I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

and just as a joke,
Did it hurt? When your parents beat you with an uglystick.

You... bumped a thread that was made more than 2 years before you joined this site.

And there's already a pick up line thread.

Seriously, wtf?

(I miss the old Proom. All of these guys were awsome. Except for me, I've been consistantly lame.)