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Tell me the scariest story you can think of with just one sentence.

Discussion in 'Pool Room' started by SmashKeks, Mar 15, 2018.

  1. SmashKeks

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    Here, I'll start:

    EA has just purchased the Smash Bros. franchise.
     
  2. Cyndane

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    @Xiivi decided to do some work for a change. :o
     
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    Smashboards is run by furries,
    (and that's how I prefer it to be)
     
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    Don't see how that would be much different from Smashboards as it is currently, other than we'd probably see a lot more Lucario, Charizard, Fox, and maybe Bowser mains around.
     
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    It's best that you think that it's just a story
     
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    Touché
     
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    I can see how you think me processing your termination paperwork would be scary indeed.

    Indeed, but it's not plural at this moment though.
     
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    So mean. All because I ate all the peanut butter.

    Lonely on top?
     
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    I'm just the only furry admin obv.
     
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    So it’s lonely up there?

    Don’t worry, I’m a friend to the furry community. We have coffee and kibble weekly. Nom nom nom.
     
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    Sakurai adds DLC Hats.
     
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    Trump made videogames illegal
     
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    He burnt my shake.
     
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    He shurnt my bake
     
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    Ajit Pai becomes supreme overlord of the world and steals everyone's wife
     
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    Some people out there still think trump is a good president.
     
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    I'm so glad I decided to watch this thread
     
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    Get ready for a skele-ton of puns, Sans from #Undertale will be a new fighter in the newest #SmashBros coming to #NintendoSwitch in 2018!
     
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    You wake up one day to find that you're married and have two kids.
     
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    Jesus that put me into cold sweats. Then again I'm an unemployed 20 y/o, so I'd really be flummed up the bum in that scenario.
     
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    Doesn't sound so bad if you can afford it, but coming as a surprise would be scary
     
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    Smash Bros for Switch will delay for early 2020. Please Understand
     
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    If everyone in smash played Cloud and Bayonetta.
     
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    Smash bros trailer was just an elaborate And early April Fools Day joke
     
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    Freddy Fazbear being confirmed for smash.
     
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    And one of his taunts is his jumpscare scream that sounds like a monkey that was chucked into a woodchipper.
     
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    She told him to sit down first.
     
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    Sakurai was aborted and therefore never born.
     
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    The Smash Bros. series is an elaborate art project collaborated by Hideo Kojima, Yoko Taro and Guillermo Del Toro, posing as a Masahiro Sakurai that was never born, who was in fact, just a pseudonym created by those three the whole time.
     
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    Smash Brothers is being re imagined as the video game tie in for Sinbad’s new sitcom, because Sinbad is getting a new sitcom.
     
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    Of course, people take every chance to bash Trump possible... this thread being no exception. Keep your SJW politics off smashboards.
     
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    Dedede and Jigglypuff gets nerfed again.
     
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