Tell me the scariest story you can think of with just one sentence.

[Zerp]

"I, Masahiro Sakurai, present to you the ballot's true winner, Bubsy!"

 

[Infehh]

Virtual Console rumours confirmed false.

 

[SmashKeks]

Of course, people take every chance to bash Trump possible... this thread being no exception. Keep your SJW politics off smashboards.

Hey, I find the perpetual Trump bashing droll at times too, but they were just making a joke. Something they're well within their right to do. I'm not a fan of social justice politics either, but jumping on people for making jokes is exactly what some social justice advocates do, and we don't want to be like that. It looks good when the people criticizing them act better than that themselves. (Besides I'm pretty sure disliking trump isn't synonymous with championing social justice talking points, although I can concede many social justice warriors do not like Trump.)

That said, this thread probably shouldn't turn political here. I just made this lighthearted thing for laughs. Back to the joke making!

 

[MercuryPenny]

sorry, melee died, everyone moved to brawl

 

[young grasshopper]

"Esam's opinions are now law."

 

[DaUsername]

Sans confirmed for Smash.

 

[SwagGuy99]

Goku, Shrek, Navi and Kertsi were added to smash as a quadruple-duel fighter clone of Ice Climbers (who we are not putting back in Smash) and, because they will take so much time to add, the game will be delayed by 20XX years.

 

[Nohbl]

A quality video game industry is never coming back.

 

[Deleted member]

Bayo gets buffed...

 

[SmashKeks]

Bayo gets buffed...

Sakurai: We're happy to announce that, in Smash 5, all of Bayonetta's moves can now be cancelled into each other, and they do 20% more damage and knockback.

Never ask me for anything ever again

 

[Zinith]

Yoshi got his grab lag increased

 

[EnthusedPanda]

Sakurai was aborted and therefore never born.

Or... you could just say he was never born.

 

[Ciro Blanco]

Before the E3 begins, we will return to the past 3 months, locked in an infinite loop. Without ever being able to see Super Smash Bros for Nintendo Switch...

 

[Modesty]

Nintendo has banned UCF

 

[DYED]

Meta Knight reverted into Brawl version.

 

[Freduardo]

The only new character is Tingle and all of his costumes are swimsuit skins, though not all are male swimsuits.

 

[Lil Puddin]

Zelda is banned, meaning the obscure meme becomes a basic statement.
at least gorls will always have secretkpop

 

[Chron]

Roy gets removed in Smash Switch.

 

[Questionmark222]

Goku gets in, Wolf doesn't come back, and all collectibles are now unlocked with lootboxes.

 

[Zerp]

Jigglypuff, Ganondorf and Zelda are all STILL Bottom Tier in Smash Switch.

 

[Applebutter61]

Only Mario and Fire Emblem get new reps in smash for switch.

 

[PierceWantsToSmash]

Fortnite comes out for Switch

(This might be actually happening though)

 

[ItsYaBoi]

Rosalina And Bayonetta becomes a playable character

 

[xzx]

Smash Switch is a port.

 

[Zerp]

Smash Switch isn't real and you're all so deluded that you actually think it was announced, wake up, it wasn't, it's not real and it will never be, Smash 4 was the end of the series.

 

[DYED]

Sergeant from Fortnite is this Smash's third party featured character.

 

[ThyCheshireCat]

Fornite becomes a highly infectious pathogenic disease the spreads via internet connections, you do not need to play or like the game to be infected as it targets those who dislike the game more, anyone who is infected can and will play Fornite 24/7 until death occurs, upon which the body reanimates a day later and will continue to play the game unless incinerated. (Man i feel like i wrote the description of an SCP.)

 

[Beastloader]

Half of the cast becomes DLC and wall jumping is removed.

 

[Venclaire]

Ridley is too big for Smash

 

[Androobie]

I’m not very good at this sort of thing, but I’ll give it a shot.

“And as the surgeon's knife makes the first incision, you are suddenly, blindingly aware that not only can you feel everything, but you are immobilized by the anaesthetic, unable to scream or even blink...”

 

[Applebutter61]

Holy frijoles

 

[Alsyght]

Donald Trump will become President for life

 

[FirestormNeos]

Nevermind. Androobie won. O_O

 

[Freduardo]

And eventually he learned to lose consciousness despite the audio’s never ending loop taunting “we needed to remove your eyelids to truly watch you sleep.”

 

[Lass567]

"The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different characters," Mr. Sakurai said in an interview.

 

[kiteinthesky]

"Selling off that crib was the hardest thing we ever had to do."

 

[BandanaDeemon]

Mom said it’s my turn on the sacrificial podium

 

[Frizz]

Spending $300 on the Steam Summer Sale instead of buying a Nintendo Switch.

Still haunts me to this very day.

 

[Androobie]

I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear, if I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.

 

[smashingDoug]

You’re in the bathtub then someone drops a toaster into the tub.