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Made my night.
i'm searching for my vomit bag as we speak...Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male 34 from london looking for girl's with poop fetish
You: yo
You: im down
Stranger: are you a girl
You: im 16/f/ny
Stranger: and do you like poop in your mouth?
You: actually
You: people think im weird for that
Stranger: i don't
You:
Stranger: i think it's completely normal
You: seriously
Stranger: do you eat your poop or other girl's poop
You: i cant believe
You: others
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: but would you eat your own for me?
You: depends
Stranger: i like young poopy girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
o gawd...
Stranger: hi
You: are u into flat chest girls?
Stranger: yap
You: DC?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i knew he'd leave =P
omg...this made me dieConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello there.
Stranger: Hi
You: B, G, or P
Stranger: Girl you?
Stranger: and whats P
You: Pokemon, of course
Stranger: Thats right
You: I'm a pokemon
Stranger: what one ?
You: hmmm
Stranger: Well?
You: Well...
You: I wish I was a Seaking, so I could horn drill you.
Stranger: thanks?
You: Yes.
Stranger: is that supposed to be mean
You: Nah.
You: But you must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot.
Stranger:
Stranger: you know i am
You: Any pics?
You: Wanna watch my Ekans evolve?
Stranger: Sure baby any time
You: My Magikarp knows a little more than Spash if you know what I mean.
Stranger:
You: Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up. Pics pl0x.
Stranger: i dotn have any
You: :/
Stranger: Are you mad?
You: Nah.
Stranger: Ok
You: My Shelder is getting a little antsy though.
You: He wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail.
Stranger: i doo
You: I'm a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.
Stranger: do you go on mlia
You: What's that?
Stranger: My life is average
You: Never heard of it.
Stranger: oh
You: Link?
Stranger: one sec
You: k
Stranger: http://mylifeisaverage.com/
Stranger: well?
You: Interesting.
Stranger: funny.
Stranger: you know any good sites?
You: Nope. :/
Stranger: :O
Stranger: how old are yuo
You: Old enough to make your Milktanks moo.
Stranger: Haha seriously
You: 18
Stranger: and you a guy?
You: I'm a male Seaking.
You: The king of your seas if you want me to be.
Stranger: lol
You: Well...
You: It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer now.
Stranger: how so?
You: You know, being 18 and all.
Stranger: yeah
You: I can handle your Jigglypuffs now.
Stranger: orly ? bet you cant
You: Oh look...
You: You're givin my Gengar that smile...
Stranger: Gengar?
You: Givin me that Cubone.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whare do you lie
Stranger: *live
You: Lay?
You: If you use Rest I can lay right next to you.
Stranger: *live
Stranger: lol mistake
You: oh
Stranger: yeah
You: I'm in the Hoenn Region?
You: Are you?
Stranger: no
You: 'Cuz you're the only HO I see.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: i got to go now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looks like we have a winner.Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello there.
Stranger: Hi
You: B, G, or P
Stranger: Girl you?
Stranger: and whats P
You: Pokemon, of course
Stranger: Thats right
You: I'm a pokemon
Stranger: what one ?
You: hmmm
Stranger: Well?
You: Well...
You: I wish I was a Seaking, so I could horn drill you.
Stranger: thanks?
You: Yes.
Stranger: is that supposed to be mean
You: Nah.
You: But you must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot.
Stranger:
Stranger: you know i am
You: Any pics?
You: Wanna watch my Ekans evolve?
Stranger: Sure baby any time
You: My Magikarp knows a little more than Spash if you know what I mean.
Stranger:
You: Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up. Pics pl0x.
Stranger: i dotn have any
You: :/
Stranger: Are you mad?
You: Nah.
Stranger: Ok
You: My Shelder is getting a little antsy though.
You: He wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail.
Stranger: i doo
You: I'm a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.
Stranger: do you go on mlia
You: What's that?
Stranger: My life is average
You: Never heard of it.
Stranger: oh
You: Link?
Stranger: one sec
You: k
Stranger: http://mylifeisaverage.com/
Stranger: well?
You: Interesting.
Stranger: funny.
Stranger: you know any good sites?
You: Nope. :/
Stranger: :O
Stranger: how old are yuo
You: Old enough to make your Milktanks moo.
Stranger: Haha seriously
You: 18
Stranger: and you a guy?
You: I'm a male Seaking.
You: The king of your seas if you want me to be.
Stranger: lol
You: Well...
You: It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer now.
Stranger: how so?
You: You know, being 18 and all.
Stranger: yeah
You: I can handle your Jigglypuffs now.
Stranger: orly ? bet you cant
You: Oh look...
You: You're givin my Gengar that smile...
Stranger: Gengar?
You: Givin me that Cubone.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whare do you lie
Stranger: *live
You: Lay?
You: If you use Rest I can lay right next to you.
Stranger: *live
Stranger: lol mistake
You: oh
Stranger: yeah
You: I'm in the Hoenn Region?
You: Are you?
Stranger: no
You: 'Cuz you're the only HO I see.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: i got to go now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
the . was the most important part.
I swear to God, you just had a conversation with my ex-girlfriend.
