Talking to strangers

[BigLøu]

Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: what it do
You: 25/cali/both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Zip.]

connecting To Server...
You're Now Chatting With A Random Stranger. Say Hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hihi
Stranger: How Are You :d
You: Very Good!!!
You: My Mom Let Me Buy This New Hat
You: Its So Cool
Stranger: Is It Yellow?
You: No Its Completely Rubber Though
You: And She Said I Put It On My Head
You: And It Keeps The Germs Away
Stranger: You Sure She Isn't Trying To Kill You
You: Im Pretty Sure
You: Because Afterwards She Spread Her Legs And Taught Me How To Use It
Your Conversational Partner Has Disconnected.

Roflmao

Xd

 

[Player-3]

i think this is my best one yet

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: girl
Stranger: cyber?
You: depends
You: is your e ***** bigger than your real one?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Zip.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HEYA
Stranger: from
You: east coast philly where you at
Stranger: o
Stranger: I am from china
You: scoops,scoops, haagen daaz
Stranger: um.....
You: oh he got the mango sentinel
Stranger: mango sentinel?
You: mag ****ing neto
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

x_x

 

[BBQ°]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you've ever tried weed?
You: well, I can't do any drugs because I'm on a 3 year contract for Major League Gaming
You: and if I get caught, then I'm off the deal
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sick
You: yeah
Stranger: but you sould do it
Stranger: it is really nice
You: well I get paid 250 grand for a 3 year contract
You: it wouldnt be worth it
Stranger: nice
Stranger: gj
You: yeah i get to travel everywhere for huge tournaments
Stranger: gamin of what
You: mario party 4
You: it's the most competitive game for mario party
Stranger: lol what?
Stranger: you are like gamer in stuff?
You: yep
Stranger: wow
Stranger: sick
Stranger: that is cool
Stranger: mario party 4? i need to google that
You: at MLG Hawaii, they had 3,000 entrants. really tough competition
Stranger: never heard
You: i made top 5
You: and won about $10,000
Stranger: wow
You: of course that money went to MLG, but I'm on a contract, so I get more money in return
You: they're just sponsoring me
Stranger: it is really great to have money from playin games
You: yeah it's so good
Stranger: did you have any problems at the begining?
Stranger: with your parents i mean
You: hmm
You: kinda
You: but once I started winning money
You: they thought it was a great idea
Stranger: they might be like 'come on son, that is not serious'
Stranger: yep

 

[ph00tbag]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you've ever tried weed?
You: well, I can't do any drugs because I'm on a 3 year contract for Major League Gaming
You: and if I get caught, then I'm off the deal

I'd love to see Mario Party 4 at MLG, now.

 

[Ovan]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ZOMG.
You: yay
Stranger: PETER?!
You: mmother!?
Stranger: 8O
You: ^_^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[Saltix]

this some fun ****
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
You: talk plz
You: plz
Stranger: hey(:
You: wssup
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

sadface

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: good, you?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: sooo what's up??
Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, http://******************* do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://******************** (profile is amanda471), I got a few n**** up there, and my cell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
o.o

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: YAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: o hai
Stranger: m/f
You: neither!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[DFEAR]

everyone ****ing usesamanda471 even me. best counter response is HEY WTF thats MY PHOTOBUCKET!?!

 

[Zip.]

Stranger: hey
You: Hey there.
You: wanna know a secret?
Stranger: sure
You: if you squeeze me really hard in a certain spot, i make bad people go away
Your conversational partner has disconnected.