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Stranger: boxers or briefs?
You: boxers
You: i like loose fit
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good to know
You: mhm
You: and u?
Stranger: I like boxer briefs
Stranger: best of both worlds
You: heh heh
You: cool
You: I like young Milfs
You: best of both worlds
Stranger: uh
Stranger: I'm not sure how that works
You: oh, but it does
You: =D
Stranger: right
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 25
Stranger: and you're a boy
You: ....
You: a man
You: and u?
Stranger: no. 25 is still a boy
You: ...what
You: then what is considered a Man?
Stranger: 50
You: really now?
Stranger: you're half way there!
Stranger: you should be happy
You: who's told you this one?
Stranger: I came up with it all on my own
You: so...how are are you then?
You: old*
Stranger: 20
You: it must suck for us
You: we're that old and are still "boys"
Stranger: pfft
Stranger: I'm not a boy
You: so you're a man now?
You: 50 already?
Stranger: no
Stranger: I'm a woman
You: so u have a vag
You: wait
You: but you're not 50
You: so how does this law apply to you?
Stranger: the rules are different for girls
Stranger: it's biology
You: I see...then with that logic...don't we live longer than you?
You: =D
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you don't make sense
You: but we don't mature until we are 50
Stranger: we are just women for longer than you are men
You: that means that if you're a woman at 20 and i'm still a boy a 25...
You: do the math, sister
Stranger: you could look like a man and not be a man
You: but its biology, we men are all the same inside, therfore we should all age the same
You:
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so all men age the same
Stranger: and they do not become men until 50
You: so you're looking for a "Man" in his 50's? is that what i am understanding?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you're getting it all wrong
You: o rly
Stranger: don't try to understand
Stranger: it's not worth the strain
You: oh?
You: but you say im not a man
You:
You: and you're a woman
Stranger: tes...?
Stranger: y
You: so I'd assume you would want a man instead of a boy like me
You: am i wrong?
Stranger: who said I was looking for anyone?
You: I meant it in a rhetorical sense
You: like "what if"
Stranger: uh huh
Stranger: but maybe you're just looking for someone like me
Stranger: and you're trying to put the idea in my head
You: oh?
You: but It wouldn't work
Stranger: since I'm so clever
You: you only think of me as a boy
You: so even if i was trying to trick you
You: i'd still lose in the end
Stranger: yep.
Stranger: I'm too witty for htat.
You: You sure are.
Stranger: I know.
You: so....tell me what age is it to become a woman
You: so i can remember
You:
Stranger: 20
Stranger: I recently crossed over
You: oh? was it hard for you?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: painless
You: didn't even notice the change huh?
Stranger: hardly
You: I wonder what it would be like if i ever reach 50
You: such a long way to go
Stranger: dunno
Stranger: better prepare for that fateful day
You: hmm yeah, I'll have to make sure I leave all my toys and etc
You: since i'll become a man, an all
Stranger: right
You: I take it you're not into boys?
You:
Stranger: I'm clever, remember?
Stranger: your silly games will not work on me.
You: huh, what games
You: im asking a question
You: this is beigger than you and me, babe
Stranger: you just made that word up
You: your point?
You: didnt you just make up this age law? <3
You: i get the right to do that, atleast, right?
Stranger: I suppose
Stranger: but you are less than 3
You: less than 3 what?
Stranger: < 3
You: lol
Stranger: I don't see how that's funny
Stranger: it's a serious mathematical matter
You: that was a heart
You: i just made that up btw
Stranger: oh good
Stranger: you're kinda clever too
You: i see we come to an agreement on something
Stranger: you being kinda clever?
Stranger: as long as we can agree that I am cleverer
You: yes, more or less
You: cleverer
Stranger: it's a word
Stranger: look it up
You: what I didnt say anything
Stranger: I also have ESP
Stranger: I knew you were going to question my word choice
You: ****, well uh
You: you know what, you got me
You: I was going to say "LOL use a better word, silly *****!"
You: but good thing u stopped me
You: phew
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: cause I would have been mad if you called me *****
You: man, yeah you with your extra feminine powers and ESP
You: i have to watch my back
Stranger: got that right
You: so what other made-up laws should i follow
Stranger: I Dunno
Stranger: are there any I should know about?
You: well...
You: hey!
You: you're the cleverer one
You: you should be telling me
Stranger: pfft
Stranger: just because I'm clever doesn't mean I know everything
You: but you should
You: as you are cleverer, AND a woman
Stranger: being a woman just makes me right.
Stranger: not an encyclopedia
You: that's your new law right there
You: "being a woman just makes me right."
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: and thank you for using good grammar
You: meh, I try lol
You: but it's not as good as yours
You: im just a boy
You: still learning an all
Stranger: and*
You: an*
You: lol that's what you're here for
You: to teach me
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: because I'm alsways right
You: oh?
You: "alsways"
Stranger: mhm
You: what does that mean?
Stranger: that's exactly what I meant to type
You: *takes out notepad*
Stranger: it's a synonym for always
You: ah i see
Stranger: I like to mix it up
You: ah ok, I see you don't always play by the book
You: that's a good thing
Stranger: well I ought to go now
You: haha all right
Stranger: I have important grown up things to do
You: yeah, i'll go take a nap or somthing
You: or coloring
You: yeah, that
Stranger: what time is it?
You: oh no
You: i have to go to bed
You: 11:50pm
You: waaaay past bedtime
Stranger: mhmm
You: tell me a story?
Stranger: no can do
You: fine!
Stranger: grown up things to do
Stranger: remember?
You: I don't care
You: what are these Grown up things anyway?
Stranger: I can't tell you
Stranger: you're not a grown up yet
You: but im half way there
You: that should be good enough
Stranger: nope
Stranger: not nearly
Stranger: goodnight stranger boy
You: lol night, dumb *****
You:
Stranger: ><
Stranger: you're a bad boy
You: you're still a dumb ***** lol
You: <3
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