Mario Universe SWF Mario Kart Events Thread [Definite Return for Mario Kart 8 :)]

[Sariku]

Well, Air is a **********************************.

 

[Airgemini]

Uli, I don't even touch you!
Are you all still racing? Might join in 5 minutes. Don't leaveee.

 

[Sariku]

Uli, I don't even touch you!
Are you all still racing? Might join in 5 minutes. Don't leaveee.

Lick my taint.

 

[SuperMetroid44]

Mario Kart is srs business.

Apparently.

 

[Gatlin]

Oh, puh-lease. Believe it or not, I don't stand still to hit people with stuff anymore.

Lol, what kind of *** would do that

Lick my inapprorpiateness.

Das nasty......

 

[ulises3000]

Yeah you do -_-. And alot.
It's probably not just me but you hit anyone whos not on your good side.
Btw Mario Kart=Opposite of srs business. If you think about it there is a monkey riding on a motorcycle while racing with an Italian plumber also on a motorcycle. Along with throwing homing shells at other racers. Mario Kart is just silly

 

[SuperMetroid44]

Yeah you do -_-. And alot.
It's probably not just me but you hit anyone whos not on your good side.
Btw Mario Kart=Opposite of srs business. If you think about it there is a monkey riding on a motorcycle while racing with an Italian plumber also on a motorcycle. Along with throwing homing shells at other racers. Mario Kart is just silly

*cracks knuckles*

OK, let's get into this. How many times today have I stood still and hit you with shells/etc? I'd like to know.

 

[Airgemini]

omfg pro room/

 

[Gatlin]

Toooo many funkies, imo

 

[Sariku]

Shok invited his friends.

 

[kinghippo99]

Too many ****s on the dance floor.

 

[Shök]

x ]

 

[Gatlin]

LOL, Jason I could not help myself with that red shell. The opportunity was screaming in my face.

 

[Sariku]

LOL, Jason I could not help myself with that red shell. The opportunity was screaming in my face.

Oh, don't you worry, you can ask Hippo- I screamed your name to the heavens and wished a deadly curse upon thee.

 

[ulises3000]

*cracks knuckles*

OK, let's get into this. How many times today have I stood still and hit you with shells/etc? I'd like to know.

Lol wasn't talking to you. It was directed at Air. And you don't hit me alot. It's just when you do you screw me over in the worse way possible. (Ex: Star'ing me on the Final lap of Luigi's Circuit.)So It is hard to recover from something like that with such a short track.

 

[Gatlin]

Oh, don't you worry, you can ask Hippo- I screamed your name to the heavens and wished a deadly curse upon thee.

Hahaha, awesome

 

[SuperMetroid44]

Lol wasn't talking to you. It was directed at Air. And you don't hit me alot. It's just when you do you screw me over in the worse way possible. (Ex: Star'ing me on the Final lap of Luigi's Circuit.)So It is hard to recover from something like that with such a short track.

Oh... I-It wasn't?

Eugh, embarassing lol

 

[ulises3000]

I just picked the Sugar Scoot instead of the Mach Bike. And I'm Yoshi. But I don't feel like switching out :/ So lets see how I do in a room with Funky/Daisey with that combo. I hope I don't get last every time lol

 

[Sariku]

Last game-
1st. Daisy
2nd - 5th. Funky

This game
1st Daisy
2nd Bowser
3rd-6th. Funky

 

[Sariku]

I believe Air deserves some praise for not giant shrooming me.

 

[Shök]

Wow. I'm an idiot. That was an easy first, but my controller messed up and it threw a green forward. Ofc it bounces off the walls and hits me.

 

[ulises3000]

*cough* Never mind. Going with the usual Luigi Mach Bike.
Btw getting +13 in 8th Low VR ftw

 

[SuperMetroid44]

Oooooo are you guys playing with Funkys?

 

[Sariku]

Oooooo are you guys playing with Funkys?

9 of them.

 

[Gatlin]

10 too many imo ;D

 

[Shök]

Big whoop.

 

[Sariku]

If they're not SWF, they're Funky. And a Daisy.

 

[SuperMetroid44]

Oh, I just re-joined and picked a super light character... Crap. .____.

 

[Shök]

If they're not SWF, they're Funky. And a Daisy.

*Bowser. ;?

 

[Gatlin]

Lmao, that race sucked very bad.
Got disconnected anyways, good races everyone

 

[Sariku]

*Bowser. ;?

You're SWF to me.

 

[kinghippo99]

**** you air that's all you can do, bullet bill ahead of people
and **** that star
****

 

[Shök]

Nope. ; ?

 

[Airgemini]

I didn't mean to hit you with the star hippo. It just randomly showed you getting hit. :d

<3

 

[SuperMetroid44]

These Funky Kongs keep pushing me around >:/

 

[Shök]

Who was going for glitch? >_>

 

[yoshi8984]

I kept getting ***** by Bullet Bills a lot And I want to get revenge on Gatlin By the way, should I change my Mii name so you guys can recognize me? My mii name is Timmy(I know I told you people that like 10 times already )

 

[SuperMetroid44]

I kept getting ***** by Bullet Bills a lot And I want to get revenge on Gatlin By the way, should I change my Mii name so you guys can recognize me? My mii name is Timmy(I know I told you people that like 10 times already )

You're not the only one bro, lol.

 

[kinghippo99]

I kept getting ***** by Bullet Bills a lot And I want to get revenge on Gatlin By the way, should I change my Mii name so you guys can recognize me? My mii name is Timmy(I know I told you people that like 10 times already )

Oh my god, Timmy. I hated you briefly every few races. And yes, change your name two [SWF]<insertnamehere>

 

[yoshi8984]

Also, I was f***ing mad that we never played on GBA Bowsers Castle 3 once, even though I picked it the whole time I usually either dominate on that course, or I get lucky