Mario Universe SWF Mario Kart Events Thread [Definite Return for Mario Kart 8 :)]

[camerino1]

So are you telling me that you are shallow?

 

[kinghippo99]

*****, please. He'll kick your ***.

 

[Sariku]

*****, please. He'll kick your ***.

I almost rofl'd harder than you could imagine.

But I did smile.

 

[Gatlin]

I dislike violence

 

[kinghippo99]

Says the man that doesn't hesitate to bomb me and give me last.

 

[camerino1]

Who's getting beat... I don't wanna be hurt...

 

[Sariku]

I think this thread needs it's own culty avatars.

 

[camerino1]

Well, how about our favorite MKWii character?

 

[Sariku]

No. We need swastikas.

 

[camerino1]

Creative, my best friend is jewish.

 

[kinghippo99]

My best friend is Guamish.

 

[Sariku]

Both of your best friends sound like complete *******es.

 

[camerino1]

She would destroy you at SSBM.

 

[Sariku]

She would destroy you at SSBM.

lol. She. More gay stereotypes. x]

 

[Gatlin]

I've legitimately never played Melee before.
Lol

 

[Sariku]

I've legitimately never played Melee before.
Lol

Gatlin is banned from the next event.

 

[camerino1]

Whoa... and she is more of a man then most guys she dates . Seriously... never, tres triste. Je va te mettre dans un chambre avec cette jeu pour 1 jour, et tu vas aime plus que Brawl.

 

[Sariku]

Whoa... and she is more of a man then most guys she dates . Seriously... never, tres triste. Je va te mettre dans un chambre avec cette jeu pour 1 jour, et tu vas aime plus que Brawl.

Most of the girls I **** are more dominant than me too.

Is she hot?

 

[camerino1]

I'm gonna hurt you... really badly.

 

[Sariku]

I'm gonna hurt you... really badly.

Moderator, he's threatening me.

 

[camerino1]

Ahhh, that's clever. I'm not quite threatening, but no one makes comments like that about her. She is not some object. Enough of this though. How are things going for everyone?

 

[Gatlin]

Can't infract out of my section Send in a report
@Cam: I'm hawngry

 

[Sariku]

I'm hungry too.

We need some girls here, to cook for us.

 

[camerino1]

I can cook for me and Gatlin, not you though. You don't deserve any.

 

[Sariku]

I want some pasta, plz.

Or sausage links.

 

[camerino1]

He really was. So you want sausage, eh?

My specialty in cooking is Alfredo with Shrimp.

 

[Sariku]

He really was. So you want sausage, eh?

No homo.

 

[-Final-]

Camerino1 likes Glee. So does Gatlin.

And Air.

Wow, we have a lot of gays here.

I do like Glee, and I'm 100% not gay.

Being in my school's Band/Choir/Musical Theatre departments is rubbing off on me in very strange ways...

 

[Gatlin]

I've never seen Glee, for serious.
I tried asking air what it was but he ignored me like always ;_;

 

[camerino1]

It's about a singing club in high school that gets put down. Other then that all I know is that there is a VERY steriotypical gay guy.

 

[Sariku]

It's bad. That's all you need to know.

 

[camerino1]

I haven't watched a whole episode, my Final Fantasy pulled me away from the boredom . I picked up a bible today, shouldn't I have burned to death?

 

[SuperMetroid44]

What is going on in here.

 

[Sariku]

What is going on in here.

Sexual things.

 

[camerino1]

Also talks about Glee and me not getting burned by the bible I picked up today.

 

[SuperMetroid44]

@Sariku: Again? Lol

@Camerino: Glee? That show is OK, not that interesting though. Also, I didn't know bibles burn people.

 

[camerino1]

Look back some posts, that comment makes a lot of sense with what I've told everyone .

 

[Brickbox]

Ill be inactive for a few days ;.;
Ill get my TT sent in though.

 

[Phantom Gamer]

I've never seen Glee before.

From what I heard it's about it makes me think it's High School Musical: the series.

 

[kinghippo99]

High School Musical was a lie. It was shot in one of the high schools in Idaho, and I'll be damned if there's that much diversity in all of Idaho AND Utah than in the movie.

Edit:The only people that live in Idaho/Utah are Mormons and illegal immigrants, btw.
Editedit: blacks are considered an endangered species here, I think