*literally, like, 10 minutes of grinding*
Okay, so, here is the plan, Swamp spams Curse to max out his attack and defense while holding this Cheri Berry to negate their Stun Spore, any objections, lady?
...
(lady?)
I'll take your silence as a no
Alright, let's go! I hear the gym has a big clock in the midd-- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT!?
*Literally a sex dungeon but I can't describe it because this is PG-13*
I can still see the clock, but I wish I hadn't though
♡So you came! I'm happy to see you!♡
Well, I am here to get the gym badge and all, but I'm not quite sure what all of this is supposed to mean...
And I hope that wasn't an innuendo
♡♡Silly you, gym leaders can design their gym however they want, so I designed it after my lovely Grass types!♡♡
I'm not quite sure I understand what grass types have to do with... sticky walls and whips
no, wait, I think I get it
♡♡♡Can't you see that Grass types are the ones that try the hardest because of how proud they are of their skills?♡♡♡
That doesn't answer my question at all, but whatever let's just have the battle so I can get out of here
♡♡♡♡Did you forget? You have to defeat all trainers in my gym to be able to fight me!♡♡♡♡
God, what is happening to her voice? Well, about that, I don't think they are in condition to fight
♡♡♡♡♡Oh no! They have all fainted! You sure are a skilled trainer, you beat them all before I could even see!♡♡♡♡♡
I don't think they fainted because of me...
Very well, I shall give you your battle! Let's see if what your friend said holds true
He's not even my friend!
Vs. Gardenia
>You are challenged by Dungeon Master Gardenia!
>Gardenia sent out Turtwig
>Go! Swampasaur!
I see this is gonna be easy
>Swamp used Curse! Speed fell! Attack and Defense rose!
>Turtwig used Reflect! A mirror appeared in front of Turtwig!
What is that for?
♡What do you use mirrors for?♡
That was a rhetorical question and I don't see your point!
♡♡Of course you don't, there is a mirror between me and you♡♡
...whatever happened to the sexual innuendos?
>Swamp used Curse!
>Turtwig used Grass Knot! Turtwig tied Swamp down to the ground!
Wait, what?
>Swamp used Curse
>Turtwig used Sunny day! Swamp started to sweat!
Just stay with the plan!
>Swamp used Curse
>Turtwig used Vine Whip! Swamp is being tortured!
Hey, what is going on now? I didn't sign up for this masochist stuff
♡♡♡Actually, you did♡♡
*shows Nuzlocke rules*
Touché
>Swamp used Curse
>Turtwig used Grass Knot! It tied Swamp down even more!
>Swamp used Curse! Swamp's attack maxed out!
>Reflect wore off!
Now's your chance
>Turtwig used Reflect!
Goddamnit!
>Swamp used Razor Leaf! A critical hit! Turtwig fainted!
I guess that works
♡♡♡♡Oh no, my poor Turtwig was bested in love! Now it's time to get inside! ♡♡♡♡
>Gardenia sent out Roserade
Now you're going to say "Roserade! Use Stun Spore!"
♡♡♡♡♡Roserade! Use Stun Spore! Oh no!♡♡♡♡♡
Just as I predicted!
>Roserade used Stun Spore!
>Swamp is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
>Swamp ate the Cheri Berry! Swamp was cured from paralysis!
>Swamp used Tackle! Not so much damage was dealt!
Enough toying around, Roserade!
>Roserade used Rose Prison! A critical hit!
>Swamp used Tackle! A critical hit!
>Roserade fainted!
>Swamp learned Bite!
♡My poor Roserade... now it's time to get really serious!♡
>Gardenia sent out Cherrim!
>The sunlight transformed Cherrim!
>Cherrim revealed herself!
OH GOD
>Cherrim's Trance boosted her attack!
>Cherrim used Ecstasy! A critical hit!
SWAMP, JUST KILL IT!
>Swamp used Bite!
>Used a Super Potion
>Cherrim used Ecstasy! A critical hit!
Someone stop that thing!
>Swamp used Bite! Cherrim fainted!
THANK YOU
>Player defeated Dungeon Master Gardenia
Can I get my badge now?
♡♡Of course! Here it goes! I have to say, your friend was right abou-- wait, you're leaving already?♡♡
Yeah, I don't plan on staying here more than necessary
♡♡♡But if you stay and have some fun, I can give you the TM for Grass Knot!♡♡♡
...
No, I don't think it's worth it
Forest Badge got!
Badge progress: 2/8