Social Swamp's Social Thread 3 - And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain...

[Red & Green]

Honestly, I can't blame the fandom for this. Rowlet's ****ing adorable and is the first dual type starter who's dual type from the beginning in 20 years, Litten's got a simplistic, yet cool design and Popplio...Er...It's derpy I guess

Again, as I said, he's probably gonna have the same case as Tepig. Like seriously, he's got the same eyes, too. Along with a weirdly placed Red orb. They're practically blood brothers.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Again, as I said, he's probably gonna have the same case as Tepig. Like seriously, he's got the same eyes, too. Along with a weirdly placed Red orb. They're practically blood brothers.

Emboar was LOATHED by the fandom and Popplio already is a large improvement from that ugly bacon monster. Also has more potential than a pig with the circus theme that seems to be around

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Emboar is probably my favorite to use in game because of his variety of moves.

Serperior only gets grass and normal and samurott pretty much only gets water and normal, although can learn 2 strong bug moves.

Emboar can learn a variety of fighting, ground and rock attacks and even the electric attack wild charge

 

[Red & Green]

Emboar is probably my favorite to use in game because of his variety of moves.

Serperior only gets grass and normal and samurott pretty much only gets water and normal, although can learn 2 strong bug moves.

Emboar can learn a variety of fighting, ground and rock attacks and even the electric attack wild charge

I think the most important out of those was Scald. I think Emboar is the only fire-type pokemon able to learn a water-type move, right?

He's practically the Swiss Army Knife of starter moves.

 

[Depressed Gengar]

People are making animations and plushies within a day? Maybe this means we're quickly evolving into hedgehogs.

 

[Red & Green]

Emboar was LOATHED by the fandom and Popplio already is a large improvement from that ugly bacon monster. Also has more potential than a pig with the circus theme that seems to be around

You say "Ugly Bacon Monster". Well, you're very much true, but he's pretty smoking to me. I hear he's pretty sizzling to a lot of people, actually. Who knows, the bacon monster might crackle into fame, someday.

 

[ChikoLad]

I've seen animations with the starters. Animations.

People are absurdly fast.

Haha, you think that's absurd?

Get a load of this.

Spoiler

 

[BandanaWaddleDee]

Say what you will about the whole Tepig line, but you can't deny that at least Pignite looks perfect to eat.

Fry up some of that Pignite bacon and put it in a nice Miltank burger. Perfect meat right there.

 

[Aetheri]

I think the most important out of those was Scald. I think Emboar is the only fire-type pokemon able to learn a water-type move, right?

He's practically the Swiss Army Knife of starter moves.

Volcanion...who's also a water type but still...

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A fire type that learns Scald reminded me...

I want to see a Fire/Ground, Dry Skin, Cane Toad Pokemon...that also learns Scald...

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Say what you will about the whole Tepig line, but you can't deny that at least Pignite looks perfect to eat.

Fry up some of that Pignite bacon and put it in a nice Miltank burger. Perfect meat right there.

Ew, no. Tepig's the one that looks the most edible, less unnecessary fats

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I got a diet app

I've eaten 870 calories

and have walked for 1 hour, going 4 miles. Which burned 346 calories

It says I can eat up to 1,300 more calories and still be on track for loosing 2 pounds a week

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Haha, you think that's absurd?

Get a load of this.

Spoiler

That's the one I meant! I'd buy it in a heartbeat!

 

[Pazzo.]

Volcanion...who's also a water type but still...

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A fire type that learns Scald reminded me...

I want to see a Fire/Ground, Dry Skin, Cane Toad Pokemon...that also learns Scald...

Cane Toad? What's that...?

*Looks up Cane Toad*

Spoiler

What does that thing eat?!?

 

[Radical Bones]

The only way to describe Gen 5 is hit and miss.

So many awesome Pokemon came from Unova... and so many terrible ones.

As to be expected too, they were very ambitious.

 

[BandanaWaddleDee]

Ew, no. Tepig's the one that looks the most edible, less unnecessary fats

>Fats
>Unnecessary
What are you, not an American?

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

I haven't touched my fanfiction in five months and it's already gotten nearly 11,000 views? God damn!

Now I'm really pumped to write this new chapter for my dedicated fans. I'm actually tempted to start writing now since I'm practically done with all my finals (just got to turn them in and attend the classes).

 

[Cutie Gwen]

>Fats
>Unnecessary
What are you, not an American?

I'm Dutch by home, French by blood and British by heart

 

[n8han11]

Welp... we now have our first YTP of Sun/Moon:

That was fast...

 

[vaanrose]

Who likes Toon Link mods?

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Cane Toad? What's that...?

*Looks up Cane Toad*

Spoiler

View attachment 106431

What does that thing eat?!?

Everything.

They're pests and almost nothing can feasibly kill or eat them.

Simply too many of them.

 

[Pazzo.]

Everything.

They're pests and almost nothing can feasibly kill or eat them.

Simply too many of them.

Apparently Australia was like, "Hey, we need more poisonous animals" and found that monstrosity.

 

[Red & Green]

Ew, no. Tepig's the one that looks the most edible, less unnecessary fats

Keep in mind this is basically a baby pig. With fire in its stomach. While it could practically cook itself, but you'd have to be EXTREMELY careful with it.

Plus, how could you eat it? It's actually pretty cute compared to its evolutions.

 

[Aetheri]

Cane Toad? What's that...?

*Looks up Cane Toad*

Spoiler

View attachment 106431

What does that thing eat?!?

Anything it can catch....also importantly the Cane Beetle which is one of the reasons why it's such a problem in many places because people introduce it to get rid of the Cane Beetle (which feeds on sugar cane crops) but instead it just multiplies and does whatever the **** it wants...

Everything.

They're pests and almost nothing can feasibly kill or eat them.

Simply too many of them.

Freshwater Snake is immune to it's poisons, cept it's endangered AF, also they don't grow large enough to eat larger Cane Toads...and Saltwater crocs can resist it's poison, possibly get a tummy ache...

but in general it multiplies faster than what little predators it has can prey on it...


but yeah...a Cane Toad pokemon would be sick...

 

[Deleted member]

Yo, who the ****ed talked **** about my man Tepig???
Not cool, you don't see me talking **** about the starters you like
Unless it's Chikorita, she is objectively ****

 

[Coricus]

Welp... we now have our first YTP of Sun/Moon:

That was fast...

I love you, Trudermark.

He always makes the best poops. Most others pale by comparison. Thanks for linking this!

 

[Red & Green]

Yo, who the ****ed talked **** about my man Tepig???
Not cool, you don't see me talking **** about the starters you like
Unless it's Chikorita, she is objectively ****

Yo, ****head **** you Chikorita's the ****ing bomb you ****ing ****lord
go shove your head up your own ass you ****ing faget
Tepig's the objective ****, here
thisisajokeifitsnotobvs

 

[Mario & Sonic Guy]

I think the most important out of those was Scald. I think Emboar is the only fire-type pokemon able to learn a water-type move, right?

He's practically the Swiss Army Knife of starter moves.

The main thing that hurts Emboar, however, is that even though its HP is rather high, its defenses are rather low (5 points lower than Blaziken's defenses), and it's not all that fast either with its base speed being only 65.

In fact, even though it does learn Scald, Emboar has the weakest base special attack of all the fully evolved Fire-type starters.

Fighting-type attack versatility is rather limited for Emboar as well, as Hammer Arm and Superpower are pretty much its strongest Fighting-type attacks (both of which have stat reduction penalties, with Superpower being bad for its attack and defense), while Low Kick is a tutor move that's only really devastating against heavy targets.

 

[Aetheri]

Yo, ****head **** you Chikorita's the ****ing bomb you ****ing ****lord
go shove your head up your own *** you ****ing faget
Tepig's the objective ****, here
thisisajokeifitsnotobvs

it really isn't nice calling someone a bundle of sticks y'know....

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Keep in mind this is basically a baby pig. With fire in its stomach. While it could practically cook itself, but you'd have to be EXTREMELY careful with it.

Plus, how could you eat it? It's actually pretty cute compared to its evolutions.

Have you seen lambs. Cute as ****, never eaten anything tastier

 

[n8han11]

Yup, I'm definitely choosing Popllio.

 

[Red & Green]

it really isn't nice calling someone a bundle of sticks y'know....

*** **** **** *** *** *** **** **** *** **** ***** *** **** ***** ****

 

[Deleted member]

Yo, ****head **** you Chikorita's the ****ing bomb you ****ing ****lord
go shove your head up your own *** you ****ing faget
Tepig's the objective ****, here
thisisajokeifitsnotobvs

I bet u think Chikorita is Johto Hard mode

The main thing that hurts Emboar, however, is that even though its HP is rather high, its defenses are rather low (5 points lower than Blaziken's defenses), and it's not all that fast either with its base speed being only 65.

In fact, even though it does learn Scald, Emboar has the weakest base special attack of all the fully evolved Fire-type starters.

Fighting-type attack versatility is rather limited for Emboar as well, as Hammer Arm and Superpower are pretty much its strongest Fighting-type attacks (both of which have stat reduction penalties, with Superpower being bad for its attack and defense), while Low Kick is a tutor move that's only really devastating against heavy targets.

Hammer Arm lowering speed isn't a problem though
Speed is useles if he isn't outspeeding anything, so there's no problem to lower it even more

 

[_Sheik]

Okay, I bought a TON of games for my New 3DS in order to keep me busy until the launch of Pokémon SM.

Hyrule Warriors: Legends
AA Trilogy
Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon
Pokémon X
Bravely Second: End Layer
EarthBound

And I do have some money left that I'll use to afford either Kirby: Planet Robobot or FE Fates.

 

[AwesomeAussie27]

I haven't touched my fanfiction in five months and it's already gotten nearly 11,000 views? God damn!

Now I'm really pumped to write this new chapter for my dedicated fans. I'm actually tempted to start writing now since I'm practically done with all my finals (just got to turn them in and attend the classes).

Whoot! Congrats on your accomplishment big guy. Because I am looking forward to Mega Man having to cause another scrapyard thanks to Cut Man making a grave mistake.

 

[Red & Green]

Have you seen lambs. Cute as ****, never eaten anything tastier

I'm just a bit to sheepish to try lamb. I personally think the taste would come out pretty baaad. If you'd be so willing, however, there's no need to hogget all for yourself. I'm willing to go on a lamb and try it.

 

[Aetheri]

*** **** **** *** *** *** **** **** *** **** ***** *** **** ***** ****

YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!?!

 

[Red & Green]

YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!?!

OH AYE

WE AIN'T KEEPING THIS **** PG IN HERE NO SIREE

COME UP AND FIGHT ME YA BLEEDIN' BLOODHOG

 

[Mario & Sonic Guy]

Hammer Arm lowering speed isn't a problem though
Speed is useles if he isn't outspeeding anything, so there's no problem to lower it even more

Depending on how you utilize Emboar though, if you're focusing on its speed (especially when used with Tailwind), then Hammer Arm is a bad move to be giving it.

Anyway, Low Kick would at least pack a punch on the heavy targets without any stat penalties, and it has no chance of missing if evasion and accuracy modifiers are not taken into account.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

*** **** **** *** *** *** **** **** *** **** ***** *** **** ***** ****

MACHAMP USE CLOSE COMBAT!
"MAAAACHACHACHACHACHACHACHAAAA, MACHAAAAMP!"

*Red n Green fainted*

Depending on how you utilize Emboar though, if you're focusing on its speed (especially when used with Tailwind), then Hammer Arm is a bad move to be giving it.

Anyway, Low Kick would at least pack a punch on the heavy targets without any stat penalties, and it has no chance of missing if evasion and accuracy modifiers are not taken into account.

WHY FOCUS ON SPEED INSTEAD OF HP AND ATTACK THOOOO

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I just looked up my weight on the BMI and ...LOL, it says I'm Obese

I think somethings wrong with the BMI scale

Edit: I don't think an obese person could run 4 miles every day, box for 30 minutes every other day, weight lift every other day

let alone, be able to reach down and touch their toes

Edit 2: "
High BMI and Not Obese
The CDC concedes that the simple BMI calculation is not suitable for everyone, however. While two people may have the same BMI, they may not have the same amount of body fat. An athlete or a bodybuilder, for example, may have a higher-than-average weight due to added muscle, which may cause his BMI to fall into the overweight or obese category. "