In the year 20XX, Nintendo is planning a literal full-body cockpit for only one Star Fox game. And it literally flips you upside down every time you do a barrel roll. It also ejects you out of the seat when you die. Some say Mr. Miyamoto went insane. Some say he slit his neck with a knife, uttering these few words before he did..."do a barrel roll..." Nintendo is renamed to Star Fox Corp. under the rule of constant Star Fox games. Mario Fox, Kirby Fox, Zelda Fox. The new president even got a furry suit to look like Fox. And every time someone comes into his office, he grunts loudly and inconsistently, saying, "MISHUN COMPREE" whenever a meeting is finished. Nintendo shortly went out of business thereafter.