Social Swamp's Social Thread 3 - And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain...

[Deleted member]

How rumors does it take to get actual NEWS about the NX from Nintendo themselves?

Come to think that we still have 58 days left for E3, and i don't wanna know what kind of crazy rumors we might get as the days go on (let alone the ones that come from "reliable people")

 

[AndreaAC]

*Cue AndreaAC and Liquid barfing in unison*

....About this, LIQUID also had the same reaction when he saw the butt-faced thing...? How funny...

Western Animation is dead.

And it's a shame, really. If the producers did their research instead of thinking that everything that is seen spread on Facebook is popular and it appeals everyone so much that if you put it in cartoon/movies/games it will be a hit...maybe there would be less probability of the production dying because of stupidity. And that they should put more effort into their artstyle, the new PPG style looks dull.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

....About this, LIQUID also had the same reaction when he saw the butt-faced thing...? How funny...

Yep. That butt faced monstrosity is part of why he dislikes Yo-Kai Watch.

It's cool for people to be fans of the game/show just as long as no one shoves it down his throat.

 

[Rebellious Treecko]

I feel kinda bad for the PPG reboot team and anyone who puts in references and modern memes. They have good intentions and want to make things funny, but instead they get backlash.

https://mynintendonews.com/2016/04/15/japan-pokemon-fans-pick-the-most-handsome-pokemon/

Mewtwo would have no trouble getting laid, it would seem.

Why Fearow is on there and Grovyle/Sceptile is not is a mystery to me.

----

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Shame PPG is garbage. CN was doing great with shows like steven universe,Amazing World Of Gumball(underrated gem on the internet),Regular show,which while overstayed its welcome is good,same for adventure time(which really overstayed its welcome),Clarence,We bare bears,and dispite apperance Be Cool,Scooby-Doo is amazing.Its just the reboots/spin-offs(nice pick up falkoopa) that suck TTG,PPG

That fact that you didn't mention Uncle Grandpa shows you've got taste.

That show is more for the psychedelics and hyperactive kids.

 

[Wario Bros.]

Why would you make a decision on a console that hasn't been officially unveiled yet, based on it's rumours alone?

There's no way the rumours cover everything, even if they are true.

Agreed. Blindly deciding on something just because of promising RUMORS is a bad idea.

Rumors are not facts.

 

[SuperMii3D]

To be perfectly fair, people are just desperate for Nintendo to announce anything at this point. People want to see what they have in store, and with E3 really close by, rumors seem to be become a little bit more realistic, especially with so many rumors coming out.

 

[Deleted member]

Question time again.

1-What was your favorite Newcomer in Melee?

2-What was your favorite Newcomer in Brawl?

3-What is your favorite Newcomer in Smash 4?

4-Do you believe in any of the recent NX rumors?

5-Do you remember the Smash Direct of April 2014?

6-What's your favorite color?

7-What is your favorite Stage?

8-Do you hate me?

9-Is this the real life?

 

[Wario Bros.]

Question time again.

1-What was your favorite Newcomer in Melee?

2-What was your favorite Newcomer in Brawl?

3-What is your favorite Newcomer in Smash 4?

4-Do you believe in any of the recent NX rumors?

5-Do you remember the Smash Direct of April 2014?

6-What's your favorite color?

7-What is your favorite Stage?

8-Do you hate me?

9-Is this the real life?

1. Roy
2. Wario
3. Pac-Man
4. NO!
5. Like if it was yesterday
6. Red
7. Saffron City
8. No
9. Wake up!

 

[AndreaAC]

Yep. That butt faced monstrosity is part of why he dislikes Yo-Kai Watch.

It's cool for people to be fans of the game/show just as long as no one shoves it down his throat.

=u= yeah, no one wants that, especially not a walking butt-face.

 

[IceBreakerXY]

Question time again.

1-What was your favorite Newcomer in Melee?

2-What was your favorite Newcomer in Brawl?

3-What is your favorite Newcomer in Smash 4?

4-Do you believe in any of the recent NX rumors?

5-Do you remember the Smash Direct of April 2014?

6-What's your favorite color?

7-What is your favorite Stage?

8-Do you hate me?

9-Is this the real life?

1. Mewo
2. Lucas
3. Cloud Mother****ing Strife
4. I believe nearly all of them
5. Thats the one with greninja right?
6. Orange
7. if its not obvious by now Fourside

 

[Z25]

I keep screwing up in life...

Lots of little mistakes don't get me down sure but...

I failed a big thing.

I didn't make it into the liscensure program at my school. Meaning I just cost my family more money than we have...

Some of it was entirely my fault but some of it wasn't...

People keep asking me if I made it because they did.

I have to keep telling them no...

It hurts and my only hope of graduating on time is transferring schools.

I see, don't let it get to you though. It may seem bad and be hard to get over, but I'm sure you can fix the problem and still graduate.

Shame PPG is garbage. CN was doing great with shows like steven universe,Amazing World Of Gumball(underrated gem on the internet),Regular show,which while overstayed its welcome is good,same for adventure time(which really overstayed its welcome),Clarence,We bare bears,and dispite apperance Be Cool,Scooby-Doo is amazing.Its just the reboots/spin-offs(nice pick up falkoopa) that suck TTG,PPG

Steven Universe, Gumball, and sonic boom are great. When are all 3 coming back cartoon network? I need them now!

Gumball is definitely underatted, it's really funny nd clever with a lot of it's jokes. Clarence and we bare bears are nice as well. Regular show isn't as good as it was, but it's better then the current Adventure times which are just random plotless philosophical episodes now. Pendelton Ward leaving really screwed over the show. I haven't watch be cool Scooby doo much, but it's like Teen Titans go(although I'll admit some of the episodes fall flat), a parody and can be pretty funny.

Pokémon XY and Z is also much better then the anime's been as they are at least trying new and interesting things with it. I hope it leads to a more teen to adult focused anime, since that's where the core pokemon fanbase lies. Or do both, a childish one, and non childish one. Air the one aimed at those who watch the show originally, on Toonami, it would do well then.

Or let's just make another origins and turn it into a full fledged series. That be so good.

 

[ChikoLad]

Question time again.

1-What was your favorite Newcomer in Melee?

2-What was your favorite Newcomer in Brawl?

3-What is your favorite Newcomer in Smash 4?

4-Do you believe in any of the recent NX rumors?

5-Do you remember the Smash Direct of April 2014?

6-What's your favorite color?

7-What is your favorite Stage?

8-Do you hate me?

9-Is this the real life?

1)

2)

3)

4) I completely believe everything related to Zelda, mostly just the fact that it's gonna be ported to the NX. I also believe Smash Bros being ported. Not sure on Splatoon and Mario Maker, though they make just as much sense to be ported. I also entirely believe the idea that it will use x86 architecture as opposed to PowerPC, and the bit about it being more powerful than the current PS4. Admittedly, a large part of why is because I think these are all things Nintendo should be doing anyway, but of course Nintendo doesn't always do that. Not necessarily things I want but they just make business sense (I really want the Luigi's Mansion 3 rumour to be true but I still have my doubts on that, it seems like a weird title to launch on NX given what happened with the first game). The others I don't believe, or I just can't recall them right now.

5)

6) Blue. And if it counts, blonde chicks are my weakness it would seem, so I guess I should consider blonde a favourite colour too.

7) I can't pick just one overall, though for one per game:

64: Hyrule Castle
Melee: Poké Floats
Brawl: Pirate Ship
Smash 4: Windy Hill Zone

8) You're a goon.

9) It can't be, I've got a Luma sitting right next to me and that's too good to be true.

 

[Wario Bros.]

Speaking of people desperate for news from Nintendo, I have to say the Pokémon Sun & Moon discussion on the internet is getting out of hand too.

I've looked at a ton YouTube video thumbnails about Sun & Moon. A big problem with them is they look much more like confirmation than rumors/theories/ideas. It doesn't help then they don't put in a question mark or put in Fakémons on the thumbnail either.

I see this as click-baiting like people are doing with the NX.

 

[PushDustIn]

Question time again.

1-What was your favorite Newcomer in Melee?

2-What was your favorite Newcomer in Brawl?

3-What is your favorite Newcomer in Smash 4?

4-Do you believe in any of the recent NX rumors?

5-Do you remember the Smash Direct of April 2014?

6-What's your favorite color?

7-What is your favorite Stage?

8-Do you hate me?

9-Is this the real life?

1. Mr. Game and Watch
2. Wario
3. Pac-Man
4. Some of them.
5. Yes! So hype!
6. Green.
7. Depends on the game. I really enjoy Duck Hunt (I like the stages that take place in games, like 75m).
8. No.
9. Maybe, it depends.

 

[Aetheri]

Question time again.

1-What was your favorite Newcomer in Melee?

2-What was your favorite Newcomer in Brawl?

3-What is your favorite Newcomer in Smash 4?

4-Do you believe in any of the recent NX rumors?

5-Do you remember the Smash Direct of April 2014?

6-What's your favorite color?

7-What is your favorite Stage?

8-Do you hate me?

9-Is this the real life?

1. (believe it or not)
2.
3.
4.Some seem believable but I'm not really taking anything to heart until we get official word
5. That was like 100 years ago or something...
6. Blue
7. Temple
8. Its almost like you want us to say yes...
9. Or is it just fantasy?

 

[FalKoopa]

Question time again.

1-What was your favorite Newcomer in Melee?

2-What was your favorite Newcomer in Brawl?

3-What is your favorite Newcomer in Smash 4?

4-Do you believe in any of the recent NX rumors?

5-Do you remember the Smash Direct of April 2014?

6-What's your favorite color?

7-What is your favorite Stage?

8-Do you hate me?

9-Is this the real life?

1. 
   
2. 
   
3. 
   
4. The technical stuff (x86 architecture and all that.)
5. Yes.
6. Blue
7. Yoshi's Island
8. Yes, because you didn't ask the air speed of a unladen swallow or the capital of Assyria.
9. Obviously not.

 

[Wario Bros.]

Hard to believe it's less than a week until both Star Fox Zero & my birthday. I'm so excited!

Not to mention the Sega 3D Classics Collection on the 26th.

 

[Deleted member]

Question time again.

1-What was your favorite Newcomer in Melee?

2-What was your favorite Newcomer in Brawl?

3-What is your favorite Newcomer in Smash 4?

4-Do you believe in any of the recent NX rumors?

5-Do you remember the Smash Direct of April 2014?

6-What's your favorite color?

7-What is your favorite Stage?

8-Do you hate me?

9-Is this the real life?

1. 
2. 
3. 
4. I'm taking them with a grain of salt.
5. Yes.
6. Green.
7. Can't decide on this one.
8. No.
9. Or is this fantasy? Yes.

 

[AlphaSSB]

Question time again.

1-What was your favorite Newcomer in Melee?

2-What was your favorite Newcomer in Brawl?

3-What is your favorite Newcomer in Smash 4?

4-Do you believe in any of the recent NX rumors?

5-Do you remember the Smash Direct of April 2014?

6-What's your favorite color?

7-What is your favorite Stage?

8-Do you hate me?

9-Is this the real life?

1) Falco
2) Wolf
3) Villager
4) No, because I havn't been paying attention to them
5) Yes
6) Black
7) Final Destination
8) I hate everyone by default, but you seem alright until you give me a reason to think otherwise
9) Unfortunately

 

[Coricus]

How does one become a "Poop" emoji?

Welp, I think seeing this may have resulted in one part of a dream I just woke up from just now where it turned out one kid was a poop monster. And then it turns out his whole family was poop monsters but they were hiding (badly) mostly submerged in the shallow ocean that was somehow suddenly nearby because they were ashamed of what they were and didn't want anyone to look at them.

. . .The dream went in a lot of unusual directions.

Question time again.

1-What was your favorite Newcomer in Melee?

2-What was your favorite Newcomer in Brawl?

3-What is your favorite Newcomer in Smash 4?

4-Do you believe in any of the recent NX rumors?

5-Do you remember the Smash Direct of April 2014?

6-What's your favorite color?

7-What is your favorite Stage?

8-Do you hate me?

9-Is this the real life?

1. IDK, nearly all the characters I like are from Brawl and 4. . .Marth?

2. Well Sonic is a pretty big part of why I started being curious about 4, anyway.

3. Mega Man, if only because of the immense amount of requests behind him that convinced be to look into his character a bit more and ended up adding me to the list of people who wanted him in. He had to have had the closest thing to a unanimous agreement on a newcomer that this fandom ever saw during the entire 4 timeframe.

I can't help but wonder if the fact that people got so obsessed with Ridley and K. Rool after Mega Man got revealed when before his reveal they were very popular but not quite top priority requests is because his inclusion caused a power vacuum in the speculative community. . .

4. Shrodinger's Rumor (based off of the popular interpretation, not the original intention that the piece of physics it was referencing didn't make any sense). Until we see more, any rumors we get are both true and false.

Unless they're particularly stupid or involve Pokemon in any way. in which case they're definitely false.

5. Well it was discussed here yesterday, so I'd say the memories I have of it have resurfaced. Not sure how WELL I remember it, but. . .

6. Blue, I guess.

7. I think it's hard to really pin down a favorite, both due to not playing as much as I should and my just not being to into picking favorites. I will say though that I REALLY like stages where you can almost feel the background whooshing behind you. Pirate Ship and Icicle Mountain (the latter from a copy of Brawl I got pretty much for science) get actual heart jumping reactions sometimes from the best parts to where it's almost like I'm riding a roller coaster, but stuff like Halberd, Lylat Cruise, and Umbra Clock Tower can be pretty great, too.

8. No, I like you just fine.

9. Whhoooo Knoooooowwws?

 

[epicmartin7]

Removed.

So... how's everyones' weekend so far?

 

[Opossum]

Question time again.

1-What was your favorite Newcomer in Melee?

2-What was your favorite Newcomer in Brawl?

3-What is your favorite Newcomer in Smash 4?

4-Do you believe in any of the recent NX rumors?

5-Do you remember the Smash Direct of April 2014?

6-What's your favorite color?

7-What is your favorite Stage?

8-Do you hate me?

9-Is this the real life?

1. Mewtwo or the Ice Climbers. Tough pick.
2. Captain Olimar.
3. Little Mac.
4. I fully believe the Niji leak/the one with N-Stars on it. It mentioned the Zelda U > Zelda NX thing.
5. Greninja time. Lots of Assist Trophy "deaths." RIP Ridley again. Yoshi at last.
6. Dark orange. Like, a really dark orange, almost brown, but still orange.
7. Wuhu Island, which doesn't deserve to be banned competitively at all now that the glitch is fixed.
8. Not yet. ;D
9. Is this just fantasy?

 

[ChikoLad]

A Miiting on Twilight Princess HD has gone up:

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAADVHlGKXU5HQ

Main takeaways from it would be:

-They hired Tantalus for the port because they had their hands full with Zelda Wii U. Developing TPHD in-house would have effected Zelda Wii U's development and they wanted to avoid that.

-Aonuma wanted to make a Telma amiibo, but it never happened because it was more or less just a personal pipe dream of his.

Also I feel like this quote from him is important:

No matter what else, Link is consistently a sincere and earnest kind of fellow. For me, that's true whether he's a kid or a more grown-up version of Link like we see in Twilight Princess. However, we wanted the Link in Twilight Princess to seem like he was pushing his limits, like he was a bit of a rascal, so we made him show off in some ways. How he spins his sword around before he sheaths it, to give one example.

Aonuma basically considers Link to be a distinct character, with each one having their own distinct personality traits.

That's important given the "gender bending" discussion for Zelda Wii U - I personally hope this means that the "female Link" in Zelda Wii U isn't literally a case of you choosing Link's gender, but just a separate character who is a girl modeled after him, like Linkle.

Also there's some cool concept art.

Spoiler

I can't help but feel like Midna looks like a Sonic character in that one on the left...

 

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

Question time again.

1-What was your favorite Newcomer in Melee?

2-What was your favorite Newcomer in Brawl?

3-What is your favorite Newcomer in Smash 4?

4-Do you believe in any of the recent NX rumors?

5-Do you remember the Smash Direct of April 2014?

6-What's your favorite color?

7-What is your favorite Stage?

8-Do you hate me?

9-Is this the real life?

Is this Miitomo?
1.) Falco
2.) Sonic
3.) Pac-Man
4.) I don't 100% believe them, though I am cautisoly optimistic about them.
5.) Still one of the best Directs ever.
6.) Blue
7.)
64: Sector Z
Melee: Corneria
Brawl: Green Hill
3DS: Pac-Maze
Wii U: Windy Hill
8.) Not at all.
9.) No, we do not exist.

Spoiler

I can't help but feel like Midna looks like a Sonic character in that one on the left...

Midna the Twilight Princess, original character do not steal.

 

[Opossum]

A Miiting on Twilight Princess HD has gone up:

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAADVHlGKXU5HQ

Main takeaways from it would be:

-They hired Tantalus for the port because they had their hands full with Zelda Wii U. Developing TPHD in-house would have effected Zelda Wii U's development and they wanted to avoid that.

-Aonuma wanted to make a Telma amiibo, but it never happened because it was more or less just a personal pipe dream of his.

Also I feel like this quote from him is important:



Aonuma basically considers Link to be a distinct character, with each one having their own distinct personality traits.

That's important given the "gender bending" discussion for Zelda Wii U - I personally hope this means that the "female Link" in Zelda Wii U isn't literally a case of you choosing Link's gender, but just a separate character who is a girl modeled after him, like Linkle.

Also there's some cool concept art.

Spoiler

I can't help but feel like Midna looks like a Sonic character in that one on the left...

I can see what you mean about the Sonic thing. I'm getting a weird Espio kind of vibe for some reason. Maybe it's the head shape.

 

[ChikoLad]

I can see what you mean about the Sonic thing. I'm getting a weird Espio kind of vibe for some reason. Maybe it's the head shape.

Yeah, the headshape is the same as Espio and Metal Sonic.

But it was more the style with which the eyes are drawn that stuck out to me, which is distinctly like the way many Sonic character's eyes look. Looks very out of place in Zelda.

 

[Erureido]

Question time again.

1-What was your favorite Newcomer in Melee?

2-What was your favorite Newcomer in Brawl?

3-What is your favorite Newcomer in Smash 4?

4-Do you believe in any of the recent NX rumors?

5-Do you remember the Smash Direct of April 2014?

6-What's your favorite color?

7-What is your favorite Stage?

8-Do you hate me?

9-Is this the real life?

1) Marth, Roy, and Pichu (yes, I was a Pichu fan in the Melee days)
2) It's between Lucario and Toon Link
3) Definitely Greninja, though Ryu is a very close second
4) Some of the rumors sound interesting, but I'm going to remain skeptical until we receive official news
5) Heck yes I do! I will never forget that Greninja reveal.
6) Blue
7) Spear Pillar and Orbital Gate Assault
8) No
9) Yep, it's real.

 

[Champ Gold]

Question time again.

1-What was your favorite Newcomer in Melee?

2-What was your favorite Newcomer in Brawl?

3-What is your favorite Newcomer in Smash 4?

4-Do you believe in any of the recent NX rumors?

5-Do you remember the Smash Direct of April 2014?

6-What's your favorite color?

7-What is your favorite Stage?

8-Do you hate me?

9-Is this the real life?

1. At one point it was that's until I unlocked and he became my favorite character.
2. . While & are my heavy favorite for mains, Sonic was always my favorite newcomer
   
3. 
   
4. Yeah. But mostly as a Game of the Year/Definitive Version type though
5. All the hilarity and almost getting pissed that would get cut
6. Blue because everyone loves blue (there's also Maroon)
   
7. Pokemon Stadium
8. I can't hate anyone I don't know or not dislike
9. Don't tell me you got caught in a landslide

 

[Soul.]

Regarding NX, Nintendo have their fiscal year earnings scheduled for April 27th, so there's a chance they start talking about it as well as potential increases on Wii U and 3DS sales numbers, both in hardware and software.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

1) Bowser
2) King Dedede
3) Lemmy Koopa
4) No
5) Not specifically
6) Purple
7)Temple

 

[Deleted member]

Question:How do you guys feel about last Year's E3?
Not just Nintendo, that also includes Sony, Microsoft and the rest.

 

[ChikoLad]

Question:How do you guys feel about last Year's E3?
Not just Nintendo, that also includes Sony, Microsoft and the rest.

Underwhelming overall.

I don't even need to talk about Nintendo's.

But Sony and Microsoft boiled down to "some interesting prospects and pipe dream games got revealed, but they are all like, half a decade away from seeing the light of day".

That is a bit of an exaggeration, but nothing I saw last year gave me any reason to want to play my PS4 and Xbox One this year. Aside from Uncharted 4, but we already knew that was a thing before hand.

 

[Kingslime304]

9. Or is it just fantasy?

Going A laaandsliiide, no escape from Reality....

 

[Deleted member]

Question time again.

1-What was your favorite Newcomer in Melee?

2-What was your favorite Newcomer in Brawl?

3-What is your favorite Newcomer in Smash 4?

4-Do you believe in any of the recent NX rumors?

5-Do you remember the Smash Direct of April 2014?

6-What's your favorite color?

7-What is your favorite Stage?

8-Do you hate me?

9-Is this the real life?

1-Ganondorf
2-Pit
3-Robin, even though I suck with them
4-Lol nope
5-That I do. And shadows. Lots and lots of them
6-Blood-red
7-Battlefield and Coliseum
8-One cannot hate someone named Speedwagon
9-Probably

 

[ChikoLad]

I found the re-orchestration TPHD didn't get, but the one it deserved. ;_;

http://www.zreomirror.com/twilight-symphony/

 

[Opossum]

Question:How do you guys feel about last Year's E3?
Not just Nintendo, that also includes Sony, Microsoft and the rest.

Unraveled was the best reveal among anyone.

 

[Pazzo.]

Question time again.

1-What was your favorite Newcomer in Melee?

2-What was your favorite Newcomer in Brawl?

3-What is your favorite Newcomer in Smash 4?

4-Do you believe in any of the recent NX rumors?

5-Do you remember the Smash Direct of April 2014?

6-What's your favorite color?

7-What is your favorite Stage?

8-Do you hate me?

9-Is this the real life?

1. Mewtwo

2. R.O.B

3. Robin

4. I'd like to.

5. Of course! The ZSS fake out was halarious.

6. Blue blue blue...

7. Temple - Melee

8. Only if you insult my pride with witty logic.

9. The top's still spinning. You tell me.

 

[Ura]

Why would you make a decision on a console that hasn't been officially unveiled yet, based on it's rumours alone?

There's no way the rumours cover everything, even if they are true.

That's true but I don't see how anything Nintendo does is going to make me want to buy the console at least for the first 1 or 2 years. Look at it this way...

- 3D Mario? I don't need to buy a console for that one game.

- Zelda NX? I can get the same game on the Wii U and I doubt the NX version is going to have that much unique features.

- Smash Bros NX port? Have a Wii U and i'm not even considering buying that game it if it's a straight up port or even if 2 characters added in. It needs a bunch of characters added in from the Ballot like I mentioned before for me to even consider buying the game. Given the way things are shaping up, Smash NX is going to be a cheap port with the IC's and Inklings added in.

- Super Mario Maker/Splatoon NX ports? The former I can get on the Wii U at any time and the later I have zero interest in.

- Final Fantasy 15? Can easily get the game on the PS4. Same goes with FF7R if it makes it's way to the NX.

- Dragon Quest (insert number here) & Pikmin 4? Don't need these 2 games because i'm not all that interested in buying them.

Really, what is their left for me to want to buy this console? The games that I really want to see on this console have no chance of making it in and the games that are going to be one the console I don't care about or can get elsewhere. I know it's rumors and stuff but even without them what is their left? Not going to care about new IP's because I want some per-existing IP's instead so that's going to rub me the wrong way as well. I honestly think i'm better off skipping like 3 years without buying an NX and sticking with a PS4. Anything Nintendo related I can get on my Wii U and my 3DS.

Question time again.

1-What was your favorite Newcomer in Melee?

2-What was your favorite Newcomer in Brawl?

3-What is your favorite Newcomer in Smash 4?

4-Do you believe in any of the recent NX rumors?

5-Do you remember the Smash Direct of April 2014?

6-What's your favorite color?

7-What is your favorite Stage?

8-Do you hate me?

9-Is this the real life?

1. Toss up between ,,, and
2.
3. for the vanilla roster, for DLC
4. Yes and i'm not too thrilled TBH.
5. Yeah and I was pretty darn upset that day. Took a while for me to come around after that.
6. Blue. More specifically, Light Blue.
7. Poke Floats and Rainbow Cruise. Love dem side-scrolling stages.
8. Naw man give me a hug
9. Perhaps. We have no way of telling

 

[Chrono.]

Okay I had to share this.

It's too good not to.