I heard there was a tennis game, Boo laced his shoes and Bowser came,
But you don’t really care for tennis, do you?
It goes like this, a game set match,
And on his cap he wore a patch,
Inverted L, his name was Waluigi
Waluigi, Waluigi, Waluigi, Waluigi
I saw him karting that one time,
He leered at others on the line,
But they could not see him win 50cc
And sure enough, to their dismay,
He soon took Bowser and DK,
The first place, the champion, Waluigi
Waluigi, Waluigi, Waluigi, Waluigi
I saw him at a football game,
My ears pricked up, I heard that name,
And sure enough, he won all of the friendlies
But then he cried that awful taunt,
That filthy taunt he loved to flaunt,
He told them all to suck his Waluweewee
Waluigi, Waluigi, Waluigi, Waluigi
I once spoke to Miyamoto,
I said to him “Like Wario
Will Waluigi ever make main series?”
He sadly said, “he can’t exist,
Or he would be writ on my list.”
So how can I know of this Waluigi?
Waluigi, Waluigi, Waluigi, Waluigi
Well, is he real? I do not know,
Some say yes and some say no,
What do I have to do to make him see me?
I see him there, but then he’s gone,
Please, Nintendo, make him canon,
That man I love, that man named Waluigi!
Waluigi, Waluigi, Waluigi, Waluigi