Social Swamp's Social Thread 3 - And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain...

[Burruni]

'The one I like is objectively the best, neener neener neener!'
Also, Sakurai said something about Onion Knight's possible gameplay style, job switching. Would be fun as hell

Yeah.
Someone switching between fighting styles based on their massive arsenal of weaponry.
If only there was someone from Nintendo who could fit tha--

 

[ChikoLad]

Not gonna lie, I find tiers to be an unreliable source for headcanons.

With that logic Sheik is apparently a goddess among men if Melee and Smash 4's tier lists are to go by.

I wasn't referring to just the Smash tier list though, Rosalina is consistently the best (or part of the best class) character stats/abilities wise in every game she is playable in, without fail (where varying stats and abilities exist). And this has no relation to tier list, but Rosalina also has the most powerful Final Smash (in terms of it's raw potential damage and knockback). It's also the most powerful move in the game period, including boss attacks.

Combined with the fact she has tons of absurdly amazing powers in lots of games, she would get access to tons of Lumas at once (given the literal character name in Smash), and there is a bio literally stating she can take on anyone and anything, not putting her in at least top 5 in a "canonically powerful Smash characters" list doesn't make any sense.

I'm not playing favourites here, this is pretty black and white.

 

[Z25]

What? You didn't enjoy the high pitched screams of the old man whenever you missed?

I always found those screams funny.

And wait, is it actually officially International Snorlax Day?

 

[Deleted member]

No they don't, you're thinking of fanon.

Headcanon is an unofficial idea derived from canon. It has to be based on fact, a "reasonable conclusion" as it were. Often times you can actually accept them as official. For example, Nintendo has never given Rosalina an official height, but it's accepted that in her normal form, she is 7'7". This is because Mario's official height is 5'1" (based on a "life-size" statue), and his model on Galaxy matches this. So you can get Rosalina's height by measuring her in relation to Mario. Since this is such a concrete headcanon that is pretty much airtight, it's accepted as if Nintendo said it themselves.

If your "headcanon" is just pulled out of thin air and isn't backed up by official material, it's not actually a headcanon.

It was a joke
Ask Tumblr

Simple.
One is named Robin, the other is named Reflet.

Same as one is named Corrin the other is named Kamui

Who the **** names their kids Reflet
That's a dumb name

 

[Opossum]

Headcanons and such? Okay.

Spoiler

- Smash Mansion's a thing. It's on Wuhu Island, a sort of "neutral ground."
- and / and are alternate universe counterparts. In Corrin's case, M!Corrin came from Birthright, and F!Corrin from Conquest.
- can only speak Japanese, but is bilingual, and only chooses to speak Japanese as a tactic to confuse non-Roy characters. thought this was a good idea and followed suit.
- is the R.O.B. from the SSE, which may be actual canon given the Boxing Ring. That R.O.B. was also the first ever made.
- is the result of Mario using a Double Cherry.
- built the Junior Clown Car for and the Koopalings like a father building his kid a go-kart.
- and spar in their free time.
- is Ocarina of Time Zelda, while is the Twilight Princess version.
- takes care of and the duck, as the mysterious shooter comes from what is, to them, another dimension.
- , , , and were sent to Smash by Professor Oak, who wanted them to be used to guard the Smash realm. Likewise, was sent by Professor Sycamore. arrived on his on free will.
- and Chrom trade parenting stories in their free time. and were brought to Smash before their children were born, so they sit out.
- Doc Louis gets really upset when eats his chocolate, but is smart enough to know not to fight him for it.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Who the **** names their kids Reflet
That's a dumb name

Japanese people trying to sound European with their names.

 

[FalKoopa]

Ooh, Smash Headcanons.

Spoiler

I got nothing.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Bowser Jr can smash some heads with his cannon

 

[Cutie Gwen]

and are best friends, with Bayonetta helping Kirby with his make-up
tries too hard to be cool
acts aggressive as someone pissed in her cereal and she's trying to find out who
is only there for his morning exercise
actually likes helping people out, and enjoys organizing parties
always spikes the drinks at every party

 

[Opossum]

Yeah.
Someone switching between fighting styles based on their massive arsenal of weaponry.
If only there was someone from Nintendo who could fit tha--

Toad fits the Item Master role a lot better, IMO.

 

[WeirdChillFever]

Sheik is Young OoT Zelda in ninja training

 

[Z25]

Headcanons and such? Okay.

Spoiler

- Smash Mansion's a thing. It's on Wuhu Island, a sort of "neutral ground."
- and / and are alternate universe counterparts. In Corrin's case, M!Corrin came from Birthright, and F!Corrin from Conquest.
- can only speak Japanese, but is bilingual, and only chooses to speak Japanese as a tactic to confuse non-Roy characters. thought this was a good idea and followed suit.
- is the R.O.B. from the SSE, which may be actual canon given the Boxing Ring. That R.O.B. was also the first ever made.
- is the result of Mario using a Double Cherry.
- built the Junior Clown Car for and the Koopalings like a father building his kid a go-kart.
- and spar in their free time.
- is Ocarina of Time Zelda, while is the Twilight Princess version.
- takes care of and the duck, as the mysterious shooter comes from what is, to them, another dimension.
- , , , and were sent to Smash by Professor Oak, who wanted them to be used to guard the Smash realm. Likewise, was sent by Professor Sycamore. arrived on his on free will.
- and Chrom trade parenting stories in their free time. and were brought to Smash before their children were born, so they sit out.
- Doc Louis gets really upset when eats his chocolate, but is smart enough to know not to fight him for it.

If smash bros had an anime. I would be perfectly ok if they made it some funny life simulator anime about their lives in the mansion, with the occasional fighting of enemies from master hand when the world needs saving.

Ooh, Smash Headcanons.

Spoiler

I got nothing.

This is a pretty good head canon! It's mine to!

 

[ChikoLad]

I actually made the Smash headcanons thread.

Made it because people seemed to only care about the "who's more powerful" drivel and I wanted to focus more on legit character interactions, especially since we didn't get much there this time in the game itself.

I might post some of the ones I remember in a bit.

 

[Deleted member]

Fine, have one of my headcanons

 

[A Distant Demon]

Only headcanons I have I can remember are
-Tabuu is the head honcho with the Hands being underlings
-Tabuu takes people from their universe to smash. No one knows it exists until they are invited
-Tabuu created every fighting team. He has fun with them. His practice means they get better as he works. No more polygons, hello actual Miis
-the playable miis are the earliest version of the fighting team. Tabuu made them a little too lifelike
-Pretty much ever "ally" is with the rest of the smash crew.
EX Toad, Daisy, Dixie, Viridi, Tifa aren't just stuck in their home universe without the smash bretheren
-When ZSS is in the match, is SAX
-No one invited mewtwo. Tabuu didn't even let him know it existed. Mewtwo just ripped time and space to show up.
-Snake started playing hide and seek. He isn't in smash because they still haven't found him

- is the result of Mario using a Double Cherry.

Wouldn't that mean if one of them takes a hit the other becomes the real mario?

Guess that explains Doc going into medicinal practices. Wants to outlive his other half

 

[Substitution]

Here's my headcanon.

Spoiler

Every character is dead and in some unholy representation of Hell. And they fight to retain what little humanity they have within them.
'Tis a cold and bloody war, but a war nonetheless.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Fine, have one of my headcanons
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So Captain Falcon is Gerudo?

 

[Wolfie557]

Headcanons and such? Okay.

Spoiler

- Smash Mansion's a thing. It's on Wuhu Island, a sort of "neutral ground."
- and / and are alternate universe counterparts. In Corrin's case, M!Corrin came from Birthright, and F!Corrin from Conquest.
- can only speak Japanese, but is bilingual, and only chooses to speak Japanese as a tactic to confuse non-Roy characters. thought this was a good idea and followed suit.
- is the R.O.B. from the SSE, which may be actual canon given the Boxing Ring. That R.O.B. was also the first ever made.
- is the result of Mario using a Double Cherry.
- built the Junior Clown Car for and the Koopalings like a father building his kid a go-kart.
- and spar in their free time.
- is Ocarina of Time Zelda, while is the Twilight Princess version.
- takes care of and the duck, as the mysterious shooter comes from what is, to them, another dimension.
- , , , and were sent to Smash by Professor Oak, who wanted them to be used to guard the Smash realm. Likewise, was sent by Professor Sycamore. arrived on his on free will.
- and Chrom trade parenting stories in their free time. and were brought to Smash before their children were born, so they sit out.
- Doc Louis gets really upset when eats his chocolate, but is smart enough to know not to fight him for it.

I love it.

Wuhu Island being the location of the Mansion especially. Nice & sunny and there's places to shop.
Previously I always thought it's Luigi's Mansion in my headcannon as it would be creepy and is already a stage but this is better.

Your Marth & Cloud stuff and everything else in generally is great!

 

[SegaNintendoUbisoft]

and are banned at several restaurants.
Smash Run was invented by Master Hand as training if a Subspace-like invasion happened again.
has a crush on
tries to get to exercise, but fails, miserably.
holds a grudge against for out-running him.
is still in Smash, we just haven't seen him yet.
and have a rivalry.
kept as a pet after the events of Subspace Emissary.

 

[Aetheri]

TP Link is best Link...(as long as MM Link doesn't use his masks)...

Speaking of Zelda...I started playing Pokemon Black again...

Wanted to play a pokemon game again but felt I wanted to wait to play gen 6 again, and Unova is the region I've played the least so far...

Still considering who to add to my party though...suggestions are welcome but things to consider...
-I chose Snivy
-Haxorus is pretty much guaranteed to be added...
-unova's ice types bore me...
-Chandelure or Cofagrigus?

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I had a file opened up on my computer that I'm pretty sure I didn't open

So, I wonder if someone came into my room during the night and went through my files

Edit: It was also a file I really wouldn't want someone to see...

 

[Wolfie557]

and are banned at several restaurants.
Smash Run was invented by Master Hand as training if a Subspace-like invasion happened again.
has a crush on
tries to get to exercise, but fails, miserably.
holds a grudge against for out-running him.
is still in Smash, we just haven't seen him yet.
and have a rivalry.
kept as a pet after the events of Subspace Emissary.

I can't take it anymore.

Nintendo, forget movies, forget anime, forget Zelda Neflix........GIVE ME SMASH MANSION TV SHOW NOW!!!!! ;.;
Also @colour........deep.

 

[FalKoopa]

Bowser Jr can smash some heads with his cannon

So Captain Falcon is Gerudo?

It's a little scary that your jokes never fail to crack me up. Seriously, no one else has been this consistent.

 

[Kikkipoptart12]

I actually made the Smash headcanons thread.

Made it because people seemed to only care about the "who's more powerful" drivel and I wanted to focus more on legit character interactions, especially since we didn't get much there this time in the game itself.

I might post some of the ones I remember in a bit.

there's a headcannon thread, I never seen it because I was too lazy to use the search bar. I only have one headcannon though so it's really no need to go there then.

Spoiler: headcanon

That sees as a little brother to him and that he get over protective of him at times and they spar on Fridays.

 

[A Distant Demon]

TP Link is best Link...(as long as MM Link doesn't use his masks)...

Speaking of Zelda...I started playing Pokemon Black again...

Wanted to play a pokemon game again but felt I wanted to wait to play gen 6 again, and Unova is the region I've played the least so far...

Still considering who to add to my party though...suggestions are welcome but things to consider...
-I chose Snivy
-Haxorus is pretty much guaranteed to be added...
-unova's ice types bore me...
-Chandelure or Cofagrigus?

Krookodile

Because ground types are amazing.
Source: All of them

 

[Burruni]

Chapter 22 down... They're really stepping up the difficulty.

Krookodile

Because ground types are amazing.
Source: All of them

 

[Z25]

Krookodile

Because ground types are amazing.
Source: All of them

I want mega krookidile, give it speed boost.

Imagine getting the moxie setting up, then you go mega, can a huge boost in speed and attack, if set up right, it be a monster.

I do like that Ash got krookidile.

I also wished his scraggy evolved.

 

[Bedoop]

Headcanon Hype

• secretly has Orson contacting him during fights to give Pointers, only and know of this
• and run a Gym on Wuhu Island for Smashers, with , and being regulars, and keeps trying to burn the Gym down on a regular basis
  
• is owned by because Duck Hunt Dog reminds Yoshi of Poochy
  
• is the same Yoshi as the Mario World TV Show, which by extension means Mama is the owner of Yoshi
  
• , , , and constantly have Gourmet Races, which never ends well
  
• is the same character as Tanooki Mario in MK8, and came to be by an E. Gadd expirement
  
• became a doctor to outlive so he can get fame when the time comes
  
• is part of Star Fox now due to the fascination of Shadow Bugs
  
• / is from Melee
  
• is in a similar position to Geno, being a toy possessed by some sort of cosmic entity, therefore growing to life-size and gaining conciousness
  
• keeps trying to bride Master Hand to let Waluigi in, but Master Hand keeps asking for too much Money for Wario's standards so it hasn't happened yet
• was sent by The President to earn Fight Money and return when he exchanges it all for Pokos to become a Trillionaire
  
• Anna runs the Trophy Shop

Among others...

 

[Z25]

This is one of the greatest things I have ever read and is a thousand times more real then the recent leak:
http://www.pokebeach.com/2016/02/supposed-insider-information-for-next-pokemon-games

 

[A Distant Demon]

Chapter 22 down... They're really stepping up the difficulty.

Did I ****ing stutter?

 

[Aetheri]

Krookodile

Because ground types are amazing.
Source: All of them

Krookodile's cool...Bonus points for its Dark typing...

I've actually used him a fair amount in X and Y as well as my first playthrough of Black, which is actually why I didn't want to use him...

Was considering Bisharp though...only used it once in a Nuzlocke until shortly after evolving it gets obliterated, by a Weavile of all things...XD

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Edit: LOL, I got the joke

This is one of the greatest things I have ever read and is a thousand times more real then the recent leak:
http://www.pokebeach.com/2016/02/supposed-insider-information-for-next-pokemon-games

It took me too long to get the joke

 

[Wolfie557]

You know what game fans I dislike the most?

Starfox. Most seem to hate/dislike any sort of evolution for the series. Oh, and Shiggy ain't helping. At all. From what we've seen of Zero, it seems to me like he is releasing a 90's game in the 2k10's....

Secondly it's Metroid fans. Rarely ask for online play like Halo... what's wrong with an amazing campaign AND lasting online play that is hopefully popular? The main game (prime-based) basically just better graphics & everything that would naturally come with more powerful hardware.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

This is one of the greatest things I have ever read and is a thousand times more real then the recent leak:
http://www.pokebeach.com/2016/02/supposed-insider-information-for-next-pokemon-games

'removing types'
'removing moves'
removing breeding'
'Jynx being black again because of that Willy Wonka kid'

Didn't even try

 

[Champ Gold]

I love this one:

The Smashers always have a yearly Baseball Exhibition game at the city's stadium.

It's usually 's Super Stars vs 's Sluggers.

Since the roster has triple in size they have a chance to do a tournament. & commentates the games.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

'removing types'
'removing moves'
removing breeding'
'Jynx being black again because of that Willy Wonka kid'

Didn't even try

It's talking about the virtual console release of pokemon red, blue and yellow

 

[Cutie Gwen]

It's talking about the virtual console release of pokemon red, blue and yellow

Unless they were in development for 6 years, I doubt it

 

[Z25]

Did I ****ing stutter?

Edit: LOL, I got the joke



It took me too long to get the joke

It took me a bit to get it as well.

The jynx one is my favorite.

I love this one:

The Smashers always have a yearly Baseball Exhibition game at the city's stadium.

It's usually 's Super Stars vs 's Sluggers.

Since the roster has triple in size they have a chance to do a tournament. & commentates the games.

For real, I would love a Nintendo Baseball( or sports in general)) game with smash characters and more.

It be really fun.

Unless they were in development for 6 years, I doubt it

It's a joke....

It was meant to prove how easily people fall for a leak....

Hell it even referenced the Cinabar glitch.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Unless they were in development for 6 years, I doubt it

It's talking about how long the original red and green took to develop

Edit: I mean red and blue.

They had to redo it when translating

"During the translation process, it became apparent that simply altering the games' text from Japanese to English was impossible; the games had to be entirely reprogrammed from scratch due to the fragile state of their source code, a side effect of the unusually lengthy development time.[36] Therefore, the games were based on the more-modern Japanese version of Blue; modeling its programming and artwork, but keeping the same distribution of Pokémon found in the Japanese Red and Green cartridges, respectively.[41]"

Edit: comme ci comme ça

 

[Deleted member]

For some reeason i always saw Dr. Mario as a genetic clone Mario made by Master Hand so he can dominate the whole Nintendo Multiverse and.........yeah it's stupid.

Im not good at head cannons.

Oh.....and my headcannon Dr. Mario acts like Black Jack. Told you that my headcannon was stupid.