Survey of Sorts - What's on your person right now?

[KnnySm3]

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You'd be surprised by what some people are carrying around.

I have my cell phone and wallet.

In my wallet I have: $208, a health insurance card, 1 movie ticket for Dragonball Evolution, instructions in case I'm ever alone randomly and 1000 miles away from my family and friends (I kid you not), a Winn-Dixie customer reward card, an ATM card, a skeleton key, 1 Canadian penny, 2 condoms, my social security card, a picture of me in a cap and gown, and my ID card.

Yes, this means I don't have my license yet. I am a very lazy individual.

 

[Scott!]

In my left pocket: one broken but still functioning Razr cell phone. I mean seriously, it bends in places no phone should bend, but it works. Also, a Lego Yoda key chain, well-worn, with a house key and 3 car keys on it.

In my right pocket: some loose change, and my wallet.

In my wallet: A lot. One student ID (college). Three student IDs (high school). Two drivers licenses. One is for pre-21, with holes punched in it to void it, and the other is current, post-21, and sideways. :D One debit card. One work ID. One fit card, mostly unused, for my school's gyms. About $30-ish in cash. One insurance card. One very expired first aid certification card, and one for CPR as well. One old BSA member card. About 4 Disney World room keys from past trips. One library card. And my favorite thing ever, one 4-leaf clover. I found it about 4-5 years ago, and have carried it everywhere since then. It's brought me luck.

 

[KnnySm3]

Dude, my cell phone has been through hell and back. It's fought in Nam and impregnated unwilling women and bared the fruits of the devil himself. That is to say, it's worn out. =P

I used to have a CPR card but I threw it out after it expired. I got a "D" in that class anyway so I don't believe I'm truly certified to perform CPR. If I'm ever in that kind of situation I'll just sit there and let them choke as I watch and improvise by telling them I'm not certified.

They'll understand.

 

[Mardyke]

I have a nutri-grain bar, an empty bowl of cereal and a banana.

 

[Deleted member]

Oh Jesus, this'll take a bit.

Hoodie pocket: Hands, gum, and crumbs

Right pocket: 48 cents mostly in nickels and dimes

Left pocket: Crappy and old cell phone, safety pin, 2 quarters, a fishing lure, grass, bouncy ball, crumbs, fuzzy lint stuff, and an eraser.

Left back pocket: Wallet


Wallet: $206, tickets for Michigan vs. Ohio State 2003, Kroger card, Wal-Mart gift card, license, various credit cards, pictures, really small pen, student ID from 1999, tickets for the Michigan Spring Game, 26 cents, a few pills, unidentifiable sticky substance, mini flashlight, Pokemon Platinum, Phoenix Wright T&T, Hotel Dusk, stylus, some kind of bank card, keys to various places, shopping list, a note telling me to get shotgun shells, and a layer of old unrecognizable debris

Right Back: The iPod Shuffle I just got

 

[JigglyPunch]

wallet containing nothing, DSi with Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon, 3 pens and a pencil

 

[finalark]

Left Pocket: Cell Phone, wallet.

Right Pocket: I don't ever carry anything in this pocket.

Wallet: six bucks, High School ID, Library Card and Play And Trade Insider Club Card.

I travel light.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

My pockets are empty since I'm wearing pocketless Basketball shorts.

 

[ndayday]

A tissue and lint.

 

[arch knight]

umm lets see...

left pocket: Ipod that i dont see a reason why i bought it, DS with pokemon pearl and FF V

Right pocket: Knife, wallet, USB, some old batteries

wallet: lint, city bus card, chase bank card, marine corps. ID card.
lower left pocket: Hunting knife, a magnet, and a bottle of water

lower right pocket: some string, phone, and some paper with nothing on it

 

[Jim Morrison]

Left pocket: AK 47, Tommygun, packet of mints
Right pocket: MAC 10, Japanese Rifle, Swiss pocket knife
Waist belt: Pepperspray, 3 grenades and a condom
Wallet: ID card, €12,30, membership card to the gym
Up the butt: Baseball Bat

I don't like to be ***** again

 

[Lythium]

Clothes.

Right pocket: Bus pass and student ID.

Left pocket: Lint.

Backpack:
Clipboard with notes and extra paper.
Multiple pens with black ink.
A copy of Hard Times by Charles Dickens.
Water bottle.
Gameboy Advance SP with The Minish Cap.
iPod with headphones.
Keys, gum, ChapStick, half a roll of fruity Mentos, cell phone, and a Tide-to-Go pen.
Wallet.

In my wallet:
Driver's license.
ISIC card.
Health card.
Library card.
Visa and debit cards.
Chapters employee discount card.
Various gift and membership cards that I don't use.
A coupon.
An appointment card.
A picture of my boyfriend.
Cash: $35.58 Canadian and 147 Japanese yen.

 

[Frown]

Right next to the door, I put my backpack on a kind-of-shelf thingy, and it's usually wide open. My little brother has to vaccum clean that part of the house once every two weeks, and therefore, he has to get all the stuff off the floor. Where does he put it? You guessed it: In my backpack.

Right now, I have

1 harmonica
1 inflatable plastic sword
4 postcards
1 belt
1 sock
2 empty AA batteries
1 biology book I don't own
1 math book I don't own
Like, 93458029582309480485 broken pens

And I keep it that way just to brag about how much crap I carry around.

 

[Falconv1.0]

My school id and a knife.

You ****ers think you travel light.

 

[Man of Popsicle]

Absolutely nothing.

 

[OutlawStar]

Blistex Medicated lip balm-lip protectant/sunscreen
NET WT .15 oz(4.25g) SPF 15 Active Ingredients-
Dimethicone 2.0%(w/w)
Oxybenzone2.5%(w/w)
Padimate 0 6.6%(w/w)
Uses-helps protect against sunburn and chapped lips-helps protect
lips from the drying effects of wind(lol)and cold weather.(look, they had a period, but no caps -.-)
Warnings
-stop use if skin rash occurs.
Inactive ingrediants beeswax, camphor, cetyl alcohol, cetyl palmitate, euphorbia cerifera(candelilla)
wax, flavors, isopropyl myristate, isopropyl palmate, isopropyl stearate, lanolin, lanolin oil,
menthol, methylparaben, mineral oil, ozokerite, paraffin, petrolatum, polybutene, propylparaben, red 6 lake, theobroma cacao(cocoa)-? haha-seed butter, titanium dioxide.
DO NOT USE IF SEAL IS MISSING.

c2009 Blistex inc,
P.O. Box 5392,
Oak Brook, IL
60522 #23012TE

0 413886 0
And on the very bottom is says...

S020934

Wow, that took alot longer than I thought, I can`t believe they fit all that onto one thing of chapstick!

You could say I have no life, but then again you could waste no time and eat a banana.

.15 OZ, take that Falcon, plus, I just got this today, I almost always carry nothing!

 

[Chaco]

My Wallet-- 372$, Learner's Permit, Student ID, two lucky pennies, other things.
iPhone
Pack of Gum
Lol, I just found someones number I wrote down. Ha. It's been washed so it's hard to make out.
Knife
House keys, and whatnot.

 

[Red the Ghost]

left pocket:
a pencil and my flash drive
right pocket:
nothing
left back:
nothing
right back:
school ID and wallet

wallet:
military ID and 17 bucks.
yeah, I just got a new one so I cleaned out all the junk in it

 

[ook]

I have....

a pair of underwear
a pair of shorts




that's it... nothin in the pockets... no shirt... no socks... no shoes....



I like to dress light (if I'm not going out anywhere, which I'm not)

 

[Chaco]

I find it humorous how it matches your sig in a way.

 

[missedwithtruestrike]

simple enough...
house keys and my wallet
in my wallet: A NJ state policemen's benevolent association card
my social security number, but not the card
my license
$1

 

[professor mgw]

in my left pocket, a wallet contain 346 dollars,a pen, and a girls p.n. nothing in anything else.

 

[TimeWarpedBrawler]

clothing with nothing it the pockets

thats it

 

[KnnySm3]

I'm going full monty right now.