Super Theory Bros.

[hungrybox]

we should have theory bros. tournaments

"i shffl nair towards you"
"i wavedash back to avoid the nair"
"i overshoot the nair so it hits you after your wavedash"
"i powershield the nair and grab you"
"but my shine comes out 8 frames after hitting the ground"
"my grab takes 7 frames"
"but your powershield activates on the second frame"
"yeah but i spaced my powershield so your shine wouldn't hit"
"i predict this and doubleshine your extended arm before the grab hitbox comes out"
"but my arm doesn't extend past my body's hitbox"
"but the shine hitbox is circular so it hits the middle of your arm anyway"
"can we get magus over here to judge?"

I just thought this was incredible

any more people can think one up?

 

[Sinji]

Yea, thats the type of mind set I have for Melee now a days. "If you do this but this happens" kind of theory.

 

[Jonas]

Super Theory Bros. is the best game in the world

I **** every approach with Bowser's Up B

 

[Varist]

thx hbox

"I'm marth you're falcon"
"OK"
"We're on FD"
"OK"
"So what do you do?"
"idk what do you do?"
"I dash dance"
"I dash dance and wait for your attack"
"I dash dance and wait for you to grab"
"I dash dance and wait for you to grab too"
"Well I'm still dash dancing"
"I dash dance a little closer and force you to the edge"
"I don't let you force me to the edge because when you dash dance closer I used Marth's F smash"
"I didn't let you F smash bc when I meant dash dance closer I meant get closer to you but i'm still safe"
"oh well then I didn't F smash I just ran in your face and you shield"
"you can't tell me what my character does"
"well what do you do"
"I grab you"
"I anticipated that and so I spot dodge"
"I grab again"
"I anticipated that too so I spot dodged again"
"I have frame advantage so I grab a third time"
"I mash buttons and get out of your grab before you do anything"
"Was it a grounded grab release or a jump grab release"
"I thought that was a Brawl thing"
"It's melee too"
"Well it was grounded"
"I shffl nair"
"I jabbed you and it was tipper"
"No I spaced the nair"
"It was still tipper"
"I dash away"
"OK me too"
"I dash dance and wait for you to attack"
"I dash dance and wait for you to do something too"
"I'm still dash dancing"
"I am also dash dancing"
"hey did you get more percent after the nair jab stuff or did I"
"You got more percent"
"Okay well I'm dash dancing"
"I time you out and I win bc you are 2%"
"what no"

 

[Beat!]

^I was gonna come in and say that those things usually aren't funny more than once, but you proved me wrong.

 

[CableCho57]

we should have two top pros do this over aim and record the conversation lol

 

[Bones0]

"I mash buttons and get out of your grab before you do anything"
"Was it a grounded grab release or a jump grab release"
"I thought that was a Brawl thing"
"It's melee too"
"Well it was grounded"

LOL That feels like a legitimate thing someone would say when they learn about aerial grab mashouts.


@Cable
I want to hear Mango do this.

Mango: "i run at you and **** you"
PP: "Mango, you can't just run at me constantly."
Mango: "just did, 02d scrub"
PP: "Fine, I use my invincibility to push you to the ledge."
Mango: "i run right through cuz idgaf!!!"
PP: "I hit you with a utilt as you run through me."
Mango: "i avoid it and **** you again"
PP: "That doesn't even make sense..."
Mango: "ahhhh... ****"
Armada: "Damn, good match. =)"

 

[Wake]

With the signature Armada smiley, too. lol

 

[TL?]

Fox never loses at theory bros. Game is broken.

 

[DerfMidWest]

Me: I run at Hbox with SHFFL'd hair
Hbox: outspaces me because i'm bad and hits me with Bair
Me: hit by Bair techroll into Hbox without thinking
Hbox: pulls an Hbox and rest me
Me: ragequit

this game is lame. it makes me mad even though I'm not really playing.

 

[Biglard]

@Cable
I want to hear Mango do this.

Mango: "i run at you and **** you"
PP: "Mango, you can't just run at me constantly."
Mango: "just did, 02d scrub"
PP: "Fine, I use my invincibility to push you to the ledge."
Mango: "i run right through cuz idgaf!!!"
PP: "I hit you with a utilt as you run through me."
Mango: "i avoid it and **** you again"
PP: "That doesn't even make sense..."
Mango: "ahhhh... ****"
Armada: "Damn, good match. =)"

HAHA, nice match!

Don't you think a drawback to this game is that we would see too many Fox/Falco/Sheik over and over?

 

[N.A.G.A.C.E]

Who would ever use sheik? Its all fox,falco,bowser, yoshi

 

[Jockmaster]

Ice Climbers

"I avoided you and got a grab"

ICs for STB god tier

 

[McNinja]

Ice Climbers

"I avoided you and got a grab"

ICs for STB god tier

Well there goes this thread.

 

[Deleted member]

i beat m2k at super theory bros once because i told him he got impatient and i grabbed him. then we went and got ice cream.

 

[Jockmaster]

i beat m2k at super theory bros once because i told him he got impatient and i grabbed him.

damn smart move umbreon

 

[Deleted member]

i have to be. when he grabs me, it's always his marth vs my fox on FD

 

[ShroudedOne]

LOL That feels like a legitimate thing someone would say when they learn about aerial grab mashouts.


@Cable
I want to hear Mango do this.

Mango: "i run at you and **** you"
PP: "Mango, you can't just run at me constantly."
Mango: "just did, 02d scrub"
PP: "Fine, I use my invincibility to push you to the ledge."
Mango: "i run right through cuz idgaf!!!"
PP: "I hit you with a utilt as you run through me."
Mango: "i avoid it and **** you again"
PP: "That doesn't even make sense..."
Mango: "ahhhh... ****"
Armada: "Damn, good match. =)"

My eyes are watering it's so funny.

 

[KrIsP!]

@ varist, I was waiting for the players to forget their characters/stage...but that was still hilarious.

As for bones, that was classic.

PP: "I dash dance and then run up shffl nair you."
M2K: "I can't play Super Theory Bros., I don't have my good controller."

 

[VA]

I just thought this was incredible

any more people can think one up?

i don't call this 'super theory bros' i call it 'speaking with cactuar'.

 

[Shadocat]

PP: "I dash dance and then run up shffl nair you."
M2K: "I can't play Super Theory Bros., I don't have my good controller."

Best post of the thread so far LMAO

 

[_Xanatos_]

thx hbox

"I'm marth you're falcon"
"OK"
"We're on FD"
"OK"
"So what do you do?"
"idk what do you do?"
"I dash dance"
"I dash dance and wait for your attack"
"I dash dance and wait for you to grab"
"I dash dance and wait for you to grab too"
"Well I'm still dash dancing"
"I dash dance a little closer and force you to the edge"
"I don't let you force me to the edge because when you dash dance closer I used Marth's F smash"
"I didn't let you F smash bc when I meant dash dance closer I meant get closer to you but i'm still safe"
"oh well then I didn't F smash I just ran in your face and you shield"
"you can't tell me what my character does"
"well what do you do"
"I grab you"
"I anticipated that and so I spot dodge"
"I grab again"
"I anticipated that too so I spot dodged again"
"I have frame advantage so I grab a third time"
"I mash buttons and get out of your grab before you do anything"
"Was it a grounded grab release or a jump grab release"
"I thought that was a Brawl thing"
"It's melee too"
"Well it was grounded"
"I shffl nair"
"I jabbed you and it was tipper"
"No I spaced the nair"
"It was still tipper"
"I dash away"
"OK me too"
"I dash dance and wait for you to attack"
"I dash dance and wait for you to do something too"
"I'm still dash dancing"
"I am also dash dancing"
"hey did you get more percent after the nair jab stuff or did I"
"You got more percent"
"Okay well I'm dash dancing"
"I time you out and I win bc you are 2%"
"what no"

Lolz, this is exactly how it happens.

 

[Stevo]

lol this thread