I'm somewhat over the half of the likes of Habanero. Then again, I'm also not as sarcastic as him
To get a like you must say something.
To get a like you must say something non-controversial.
To get a like you must say something sarcastically.
To get a like you must post a funny reaction image.
To get a like you must say something that people like.
To get a like you must follow a certain accepted trend.
To get a like you must exercise your skills of human analytics (Did you know Google Dictionary doesn't know this word?) most stringently (I probably added this one a long time ago).
To get a like you must be a master of manipulation and language.
To get a like you must get too complex or scholarly. This is most unfortunate.
To get a like you must be average and relatable.
All of this should be incredibly obvious and vague. I don't even know why I wrote this.
Bow before me, peasants, give me all your likes, muahahahahaha!