Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[Big-Cat]

He's a Super Saiyan.

Holy Sh¡t he's too powerful!

It's true. He is Super Sand Lesbian.

 

[~automatic]

In real life I'm pretty much the same as here. Except I never talk about Impa.

This made me laugh.

 

[FlareHabanero]

Well, it's pretty much fact that Diddy Kong having one of those waifu pillows depicting Impa in very suggestive poses.

 

[Diddy Kong]

No I don't. I prefer actual flesh and blood, and to be specific, homosapiens of the female gender, mostly from the same period of time as I was concieved. But give it a 2000 days plus or minus.

 

[Johnknight1]

I don't think any of us are going to care enough to be putting up "personas". And if a person was, they probably wouldn't admit to it.

There's no persona to Johnknight1 other than raw unadulterated Johnliness.

You don't want to go back to fighting me
Even Goku has to step back from my chi!
If you come my way, you better know your role

Stop trying to be a gangster
or alternatively a prankster.
I am so great
I'll tell you that straight,
so dare not underrate
the champion from the Golden State.

For the hour grows late
it's time for a champion update
it's my time to recreate
who's the champion, that's what I state.
I will be sure to demonstrate
that I'm the best, so best you wait,
because I'll make sure to demonstrate
anywhere, any place, at any estate
my greatness will make you irate.

Best listen up you ingrate,
and mark down the date,
on the 7th I'll throw around your weight,
and cut through your heart,
and become the champion because it's my fate,
so whatever you do now, don't be late!!!

I'd be pretty open to it, I don't judge, I'd probably enjoy it. Just don't expect me to pick up much of what you're puttin' down.

I judge everyone's actions. After all, if I don't judge a murderer, well, I could leave myself open for getting murdered.

Nah, nah, real ladies love them some Ghirahim.

Like who=???

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Diddy. Don't worry. We'll always love and accept you regardless of what you sleep with.

 

[Oasis_S]

Calling your bluff. You stole your avi from poppy.

Don't mach me.

You can always ride on my word.

 

[Diddy Kong]

Diddy. Don't worry. We'll always love and accept you regardless of what you sleep with.

The fact that I'm becoming a father should already say enough

 

[Johnknight1]

In real life I'm pretty much the same as here. Except I never talk about Impa.

I call bull on this one.

Well, it's pretty much fact that Diddy Kong having one of those waifu pillows depicting Impa in very suggestive poses.

Agreed. Diddy loves all of his Impa pillow smash hoes.

The fact that I'm becoming a father should already say enough

Which Impa pillow did you im-pillonate=???

 

[Diddy Kong]

I'm not even sure I've actually ever pronounced the name Impa in real life actually.

 

[Moon Monkey]

There's no persona to Johnknight1 other than raw unadulterated Johnliness.


Stop trying to be a gangster
or alternatively a prankster.
I am so great
I'll tell you that straight,
so dare not underrate
the champion from the Golden State.


For the hour grows late
it's time for a champion update
it's my time to recreate
who's the champion, that's what I state.
I will be sure to demonstrate
that I'm the best, so best you wait,
because I'll make sure to demonstrate
anywhere, any place, at any estate
my greatness will make you irate.


Best listen up you ingrate,
and mark down the date,
on the 7th I'll throw around your weight,
and cut through your heart,
and become the champion because it's my fate,
so whatever you do now, don't be late!!!

Excellence at it's best.
MOONKNIGHT 4 LYFE

 

[Frostwraith]

I think it's not just a pillow... It's one of those inflatable dolls... shaped like his waifu...

 

[FlareHabanero]

Now, for some GameFAQs shenanigans.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/633202-super-smash-bros-wii-u/66368432

Smash speculation summed up in a nutshell.

 

[Diddy Kong]

Most of you certainly know your way with what kinds of products you can find in that sort of branche

 

[Frostwraith]

Now, for some GameFAQs shenanigans.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/633202-super-smash-bros-wii-u/66368432

Smash speculation summed up in a nutshell.

I think that thread is satire or really, REALLY stupid.

 

[FlareHabanero]

I think that thread is satire or really, REALLY stupid.

I'm pretty sure it's ******** on purpose. If that disappoints you, there's this thread by our friend Michaeloll

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/633202-super-smash-bros-wii-u/66368504

Also hooray for smartass comment.

 

[Diddy Kong]

I'm not even sure how you can't see it. It's just ******* being *******.

 

[Disfunkshunal]

Don't mach me.

You can always ride on my word.

Now you're just showing off. Jerk =P

 

[Frostwraith]

I'm pretty sure it's ******** on purpose. If that disappoints you, there's this thread by our friend Michaeloll

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/633202-super-smash-bros-wii-u/66368504

Also hooray for smartass comment.

You are LordHummus on GameFAQs, aren't you? I figured out from your signature.

It's not like there's much to see other than Michaeloll being his usual stupid self.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

The fact that I'm becoming a father should already say enough

How is the little tyke and the missus doing any way?

 

[Oasis_S]

Now you're just showing off. Jerk =P

Is that any way to Speak to someone so Strong.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Is that any way to Speak to someone so Strong.

Yeah. He Should have Said "Showing off."

 

[FlareHabanero]

Oh hey, Kenshin is confirmed for J-Stars Victory Vs. That's kind of nice.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

There's no persona to Johnknight1 other than raw unadulterated Johnliness.

Fool, if anyone has a persona its you homie
So let me get this straight, (no offense Shortie)
you're thinkin' someone can fake these skills?
Or maybe you're just trying to calm your chills.
This cold front is from the North, born and praised
Making its way to leave your gilded state, torn and amazed

And here we go again with the little crow
Talking like talking is the sign of a pro.
In the wake of my greatness down you'll go
They say the bigger you are the harder you fall bro
But don't be afraid you're already down so low.
Go back to your nest and don't return till you grow
If you keep pecking at my Heel try to remember real slow
When you mess with this mighty Roc, you'll reap what you sow
None can match my height, no Zapdos, Moltres, or even Articuno.

And no need to tell me what to do.
You don't threaten me, I'm the Gary-Stu.
And I'm not waiting on you to come through
Although I know you're looking forward to the view
These words, I think we all know they're true.
So let's make this clear

Spoiler

I judge everyone's actions. After all, if I don't judge a murderer, well, I could leave myself open for getting murdered.

That's not what I mean. Unless... you think we're murderers!

Like who=???

Oasis' lady! Pay attention John!

Also, I hate to break it to fellas, after you gushed all over the pic of this individual, N3ON isn't a real lady because she doesn't love Ghirahim. Sorry.

The fact that I'm becoming a father should already say enough

Man let me joke with you! But congratulations though.

 

[Disfunkshunal]

Is that any way to Speak to someone so Strong.

Cute, you still think you're the STRONGEST. I'll speak to you anyway I see fit.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Cute, you still think you're the STRONGEST. I'll speak to you anyway I see fit.

*Speak*

 

[Oasis_S]

Could you please wear your CHAMP belt like a headband around your afro, thank you.

 

[Disfunkshunal]

Haha when I get time tomorrow I'll photoshop that up.

 

[Deleted member]

Am I the only one that imagines michealoll's voice being similar to that of MichaelDragon800 (a Sonic Internet lulzcow)?

 

[Deleted member]

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Oh hey, Kenshin is confirmed for J-Stars Victory Vs. That's kind of nice.

About time they confirmed more characters.
(Now to just play the waiting game for Yugi, Kinnikuman, Bo-bobo, Tsuna, Jotaro, Kenshiro, etc.)
Shame I'll never play this game, though....

 

[Bowserlick]

No need to wait until June 11.

Roster Prediction

Newcomers: Paper Mario, Dillon, Ridley, K.Rool, Ghirahim, Takamaru, Palutena, Shulk, Mewtwo, Megaman, Pac-man
Cut: Lucario, Ness or Lucas, Wolf, Sonic, Snake

There ya go.

 

[Banjodorf]

No need to wait until June 11.

Roster Prediction

Newcomers: Paper Mario, Dillon, Ridley, K.Rool, Ghirahim, Takamaru, Palutena, Shulk, Mewtwo, Megaman, Pac-man
Cut: Lucario, Ness or Lucas, Wolf, Sonic, Snake

There ya go.

I hate that there's no Little Mac, and Lucario and Wolf and the two first 3rd parties got cut. However, if this is the hand we're dealt, I'd bitterly accept it, because it at least has K. Rool and Takamaru. And I don't see the reason to cut the Mother characters. It's not like they got Masked Man as a replacement. sigh.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Newcomers: Paper Mario, Dillon, Ridley, K.Rool, Ghirahim, Takamaru, Palutena, Shulk, Mewtwo, Megaman, Pac-man.

Heck ye-

Cut: Lucario, Ness or Lucas, Wolf, Sonic, Snake.

No.

The fact that you considered Ness being cut boggles my mind.

 

[Bowserlick]

Only one mother character will be cut, i think. Prolly Lucas over Ness.

I think Ridley and Little Mac may be competing for the Western choice. And I hope the space dragon is picked over the boxer if this is indeed the way Sakurai is thinking.

 

[Banjodorf]

Only one mother character will be cut, i think. Prolly Lucas over Ness.

I think Ridley and Little Mac may be competing for the Western choice. And I hope the space dragon is picked over the boxer if this is indeed the way Sakurai is thinking.

I'd take Mac over Ridley but that's just me... I'm going to go hide now.

 

[Baskerville]

Am I the only one that imagines michealoll's voice being similar to that of MichaelDragon800 (a Sonic Internet lulzcow)?

OH GOD! You just had to remind me of that guy.

 

[Bowserlick]

This is my prediction, no need to worry. My predictions are awful. I had Luigi cut pre-brawl. But I did guess a similar mechanic to Lucario's aura. I just had his specials getting better with his increased damage rather than a simple increase in damage and KO output.

 

[Johnknight1]

[collapse="weak words from an weaker champion"]Fool, if anyone has a persona its you homie
So let me get this straight, (no offense Shortie)
you're thinkin' someone can fake these skills?
Or maybe you're just trying to calm your chills.
This cold front is from the North, born and praised
Making its way to leave your gilded state, torn and amazed

And here we go again with the little crow
Talking like talking is the sign of a pro.
In the wake of my greatness down you'll go
They say the bigger you are the harder you fall bro
But don't be afraid you're already down so low.
Go back to your nest and don't return till you grow
If you keep pecking at my Heel try to remember real slow
When you mess with this mighty Roc, you'll reap what you sow
None can match my height, no Zapdos, Moltres, or even Articuno.

And no need to tell me what to do.
You don't threaten me, I'm the Gary-Stu.
And I'm not waiting on you to come through
Although I know you're looking forward to the view
These words, I think we all know they're true.
So let's make this clear[/collapse][collapse="weaker picture from the weakest champ"]

[/collapse]

Well then, you're finally gonna fight the #1 number one contender. After all, I'm so good and nice, you gotta mention I'm numero uno twice.

I'm going to throw you on your back and hit a hole in your face!
This is gonna be a one-sided pounding and I'M SWINGING THE HAMMER!!!
I'm not just another smash Wii U challenger, I'm the Ace of Spades and you are NOT GOING TO GET PAST ME!!!

I acknowledge that you are a fantastic fighter.​

You may be the champion...​

BUT I AM THE BEST!!!​

​

I WILL RETIRE YOU, and I WILL RETIRE WITH THAT BELT!!!​

​

When your'e the best in the world, they have a name for you​

And that name... is John... knight... ONE!!!​

That's not what I mean. Unless... you think we're murderers!

People are going to think I murdered you after they see what's left with you when I'm through with you.

Oasis' lady! Pay attention John!

Oasis' lady is probably a Hulk Hogan look-a-like doll, but that's still probably better looking than Pamela Anderson.

Also, I hate to break it to fellas, after you gushed all over the pic of this individual, N3ON isn't a real lady because she doesn't love Ghirahim. Sorry.

She may be a lady, but at least she had the macho man aggro attitude to challenge me, whereas you just keep on running.

Heck, you run so much, now your mouth is running, and it can't stop. So let the act drop, let's get to the shop, and get ready to get socked, and then you get dropped, your belt that I've sought is mine, and I show it off a lot, your remains are getting moped.

Excellence at it's best.
MOONKNIGHT 4 LYFE

Moonknight: We don't just kick your smash, we grill it, too.

 

[Vintage Creep]

So I encountered Riki for the first time in Xenoblade Chronicles.
I want him in Smash Bros. as an assist trophy. A lot of good characters from Xenoblade could work like that (Reyn, Sharla, Dunban...).
How far in the game I'm at? I'm at level 32 and a half.

 

[8-peacock-8]

Lol Noah