Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[Opossum]

Oh, any sort of help is appreciated, guys! Either here or through PMs. Although, it may take a while to get this off the ground, as I would need to see what some of the "characters" look like as to not contradict Manly's awesome drawings.

 

[Johnknight1]

Here's what should happen in the plot: FastBlade steals a ton of stock of Nintendo, so much to where we own a majority of the company.

He then votes in our very own MOON MONKEY as NINTENDO CEO, who replaces Sakurai WITH ME!!!

Now my fellow SmashBoarders, I AM YOUR SMASH GOD!!!! *mwyahahahahaaha*

 

[Fastblade5035]

Here's what should happen in the plot: FastBlade steals a ton of stock of Nintendo, so much to where we own a majority of the company.

He then votes in our very own MOON MONKEY as NINTENDO CEO, who replaces Sakurai WITH ME!!!

Now my fellow SmashBoarders, I AM YOUR SMASH GOD!!!! *mwyahahahahaaha*

Well, I'd sure as heck steal some stock, but Nintendo?
I've escaped prison more times than I can count, but even I know where to not go. Nintendo's one of them places.

But that aint saying I won't eventually. Gust gimme some time, k?
I'll gladly steal Micro$oft's entire stock, though.


OoC: In the story, I want to be more neutral than 'good' or 'bad'..

 

[FlareHabanero]

http://kotaku.com/fire-emblems-chrom-is-now-gamings-most-bootylicious-p-510143222

The depressing part is that this isn't even close to being the most offensive thing I've seen. In fact, seeing so many offensive things has pretty much gave me an immunity to it.

Hey Habanero What was the Youtube link to that Conker Lets Play with the O.G Rare Devs?

Now get your arse in there or &@#$ off!

 

[Johnknight1]

Well, I'd sure as heck steal some stock, but Nintendo?
I've escaped prison more times than I can count, but even I know where to not go. Nintendo's one of them places.

But that aint saying I won't eventually. Gust gimme some time, k?

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Take all the time you need to get it done RIGHT!!! And once you do it RIGHT you will be more than ALRIGHT financially.

As for me, I'll be busy WINNING my belt from Poppy's poopy hands.
[COLLAPSE="For Sir Fastblade"]Also I am LOVING your character development, particularly your little stories you insert here and there.[/COLLAPSE]

I'll gladly steal Micro$oft's entire stock, though.

No, I don't want to deal with all those Micro-transaction-soft Microsoft transactions!!!

Of course, if Moon says otherwise, my authority will be over-driven.

But if you wish to do that in your spare time to gain something for yourself, please do it. I just want you to know as a amateur tattoo artist accounting student that you should probably check their books and sell that stock fast.

OoC: In the story, I want to be more neutral than 'good' or 'bad'..

I want to be initially a hero who turns into a self-centered anti-hero, and play a traditional funny, trash-talking, big talking, hype up mania, smart, attractive, charismatic, powerful, influential, personality reading, cult like figure "heel" twist of a self-centered anti-hero, who gradually becomes more group-centered, which is the interest and personality I am acting like right now. Perhaps I could gradually turn into a neutral group-centered individual, or a mad rage driven villain if THE MEN OF MOONKNIGHT betrays me/collapses/a key member dies.

 

[Moon Monkey]

Thanks bro i've been looking for this.
I just finished rewatching the the game grumps with the guy who made the music too

 

[Johnknight1]

@ SSBF
I came out of the closet with my support of Knuckles, Tails, and Cranky Kong a LOOONNNNGGG time ago!

But yeah, it's an open secret that I'd love to see a character like Nathan Drake, Jak & Daxter, Darth Vader, and Ezio de Auditore in smash.

Even country governments condemn this spyware console-wannabe (or spyware-wannabe console or spyware-wannabe console-wannabe).

That's because not even various federal governments like Micro-transaction-soft's new crapsole. Also, they hate spying competition!!!

 

[Dark Phazon]

You guys go too fast, I can't keep up.
I come back one day later and 10 pages, I ain't got time for this ****.

Trust.....and it gets more and more day by day...i have given up on catching up on this thread...

Not really a biggy though most of the **** PeePz talk here is pure wet anyway....

 

[Johnknight1]

Dude, you just jealous of my super saiyan swagger.

 

[Big-Cat]

That Chrom mousepad is sexy as ****. I'm actually surprised it took this long to make an ass mousepad. Not everyone's about the boingy bits.

 

[FlareHabanero]

That Chrom mousepad is sexy as ****.

Corph, log out of Kuma's account.

 

[Frostwraith]

I think Kuma is being sarcastic...

 

[Johnknight1]

That Chrom mousepad is sexy as ****. I'm actually surprised it took this long to make an *** mousepad. Not everyone's about the boingy bits.

Or creepy alien-like chins... *shivers*

Corph, log out of Kuma's account.

I died at this comment.

 

[Big-Cat]

I think Kuma is being sarcastic...

I'm serious. I'm surprised it took this long to make ass mousepads.

 

[Deleted member]

That Chrom mousepad is sexy as ****. I'm actually surprised it took this long to make an *** mousepad. Not everyone's about the boingy bits.

No homo, right?

It's like I'm really browsing /fit/.

 

[Oasis_S]

Asspads have been around a while I think. I mean, it's the same shape as the breastpads.

You should be more surprised of the dickpads. That's some ingenuity.

 

[FlareHabanero]

No homo, right?

Everyone is gay on the internet, it's scientifically proven.

 

[Deleted member]

Asspads have been around a while I think. I mean, it's the same shape as the bumpads.

You should be more surprised of the ****pads. That's some ingenuity.

Personally, I've always found all of those pads to be a little bit too much. Even the boob ones. I mean, I'm all for owning weird ****, but those are just crossing the line.

 

[Oasis_S]

UNDOUBTEDLY, but I like that bulgepads exist, because it's sort of like a counter to boobiepads, but it's such a more unwieldy thing to make. And yet it exists.

 

[Deleted member]

I wouldn't be surprised. Japan exists after all, and it's the birthplace of all these weird things. I mean, they have a festival over there that celebrates the penis.

 

[Johnknight1]

Is this the body part you guys are talking about=???

Also, if we're all for weird crap, then to hell with the perverted stuff, let's make it all about THE EYES!!!!
[COLLAPSE="THE EYE!!!"]

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[Big-Cat]

No homo, right?

It's like I'm really browsing /fit/.

 

[Deleted member]

^^It's like that one Lonely Island song.

 

[FlareHabanero]

We should go tiara shopping for Kuma's coming out party!

 

[Moon Monkey]

Is this the body part you guys are talking about=???

Also, if we're all for weird crap, then to hell with the perverted stuff, let's make it all about THE EYES!!!!
[COLLAPSE="THE EYE!!!"]

[/COLLAPSE]

You should go on a date with Psycho
And here, these are for you when you hit that after the date

Spoiler

Safe sex bro

 

[Big-Cat]

We should go tiara shopping for Kuma's coming out party!

Can we get lip gloss?

 

[Johnknight1]

I already have eye liner next to my toothpaste... (I'm not kidding)

You should go on a date with Psycho

I'm not kidding you when I say this, but that is MY REAL EYE!!! (like 5 days ago!!!)

Also, no, I can do a lot better than Psycho (and EYE AMMMMM!!!!).

 

[FlareHabanero]

Can we get lip gloss?

Oh absolutely, I'd imagine Coral Blue Number 270 Gloss Lipstick being the ideal one for you.

 

[Moon Monkey]

I already have eye liner next to my toothpaste... (I'm not kidding)


I'm not kidding you when I say this, but that is MY REAL EYE!!! (like 5 days ago!!!)

Also, no, I can do a lot better than Psycho (and EYE AMMMMM!!!!).

EYE SEE WATCH you did there

 

[Deleted member]

Oh absolutely, I'd imagine Coral Blue Number 270 Gloss Lipstick being the ideal one for you.

How do you know so much about lipgloss?

 

[Big-Cat]

How do you know so much about lipgloss?

How do you not know anything?

 

[FlareHabanero]

How do you know so much about lipgloss?

Because **** you that's how.

 

[Oasis_S]

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[TheFirstPoppyBro]

Looks like we're gonna have to go through...

The perfume department.

 

[Deleted member]

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Yep, and this is when I close my brower and go back to drawing...

 

[Croph]

Even for me, stuff like that Chrom mousepad is pushing it a little. :/

But omg you peeps are talking about lip gloss? I personally like Rimmel London 740 Bronze Ambition!

 

[Fastblade5035]

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WHY DID I CLICK THE SPOILER. WHY.
If you'll excuse me, I must burn my eyes off now.

 

[Johnknight1]

EYE SEE WATCH you did there

EYE got my I on you for your EYEformation!!! :eye:

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OH MY GOD IT BURNS!!!
WHY INTERNET!?!?!?!?
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!?!?!?
WHY!?!?!? WHHHYYY!?!?!? WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????

 

[FlareHabanero]

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I get this god damn mouse pad everyday because Shortie cannot keep his sick fantasies to himself. That guy is a few birds short of a flock.

Kuma might like it though.

 

[Oasis_S]

My mousepad is probably older than some people here, very worn, possibly moldy, and from Radio Shack.

I should really do something about that.