Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[Holder of the Heel]

I don't think I would look very good in makeup either, but that may be because I'm a guy, but for whatever reason the Joker always looks good in makeup.Totally not jealous.

In high school some of the girl friends I had put mascara and eyeliner on me and that was a hit.

Until I got home and my homophobic father flipped ****. I'll never forget his reaction for as long as I live.

 

[FlareHabanero]

So, like, which colour do you think will look good on Marth?

For some reason a silver or light blue color seems to work the best.

 

[lobotheduck21]

hmmm, I wonder what you based this off, or maybe it's an original work

actually I think it's pretty good (even though I don't know jack about sega)

 

[Bowserlick]

A dark slate blue (nail polish) like his gloves would work nicely.

*But Link will always be the better looking swordsman.

 

[Johnknight1]

Personally, I think some hot pink nail polish and eye liner would do wonders for Ganondorf's appearance.

@johnknight, you had the wrong kind of protection

Ichiban!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTokqeL7sOU

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In high school some of the girl friends I had put mascara and eyeliner on me and that was a hit.

Until I got home and my homophobic father flipped ****. I'll never forget his reaction for as long as I live.

Once I let my girlfriend straighten part of my hair. never again will I commit such sorcery


And now that reminds me... that I still I want to shave off my hair.

 

[~automatic]

So, like, which colour do you think will look good on Marth?

A pastel orange would be nice and understated whereas a neon orange would definitely jump out for super contrast.

EDIT: Hold on; doesn't Marth wear full gloves?

 

[lobotheduck21]

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Actually that was part of the lipstick talk (but then again why wouldn't you wan't Ichiban)

speaking of which, Ichiban would make marth even more fabulous

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

I'm glad that you guys enjoyed it, now I am a true fanboy for actually working on something for the fanbase (Sega Super Stars needed more fanfics anyway).

Not gonna lie, but I've pissed myself laughing when I seen that my favorite lord (Chrom) is now an ass pad.

 

[FlareHabanero]

Hold on; doesn't Marth wear full gloves?

He wears fingerless gloves.

 

[Johnknight1]

He wears fingerless gloves.

So he can put his plastic gloves under them.

 

[FlareHabanero]

So he can put his plastic gloves under them.

Wearing plastic gloves all the time would be killer on your skin. The moisture that gets trapped in the gloves causes your hands to get severely prune, and if you do it for too long the skin will peel off and be very painful.

Also, how would there be plastic gloves in a medieval fantasy setting to begin with?

 

[~automatic]

Mithril = reeeeeeeeeeeally nice plastic.

Duh.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Chrom can be in the next Smash if he is allowed to wear only his underwear. Otherwise, no new FE characters.

Yes, Sakurai! Go for it since the idea of a swimsuit alternate costume would be unique and hilarious.

 

[FlareHabanero]

Yes, Sakurai! Go for it since the idea of a swimsuit alternate costume would be unique and hilarious.

Hope you enjoy Ganondorf in a thong then.

...

Also yes, I am gorging my eyes out just from the thought.

 

[Bowserlick]

It would probably be a leather thong with studs. Or maybe just a human skull attached with rawhide drawstring.

We need a Smash Beach Volleyball tournament mode.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Hope you enjoy Ganondorf in a thong then.

...

Also yes, I am gorging my eyes out just from the thought.

Now you just gave me my laugh for the night. Good one, Habanero.

 

[Johnknight1]

Shut up you FOOLS!!! Moon Monkey will make sure I SUCCEED SAKURAI, and then I WILL MAKE THE DECISIONS!!!

Wearing plastic gloves all the time would be killer on your skin. The moisture that gets trapped in the gloves causes your hands to get severely prune, and if you do it for too long the skin will peel off and be very painful.

I didn't say he'd be wearing it all the time silly Hab Hab.

Also, how would there be plastic gloves in a medieval fantasy setting to begin with?

Where there's a perversion there's a way.

 

[Robert of Normandy]

F***, I just found out that the best buy in Austin that the demos are happening in is in south Austin. Google maps says it's <30 minutes away, but I'm probably gonna run into lots of traffic.

*grumble, grumble*

 

[Swamp Sensei]

F***, I just found out that the best buy in Austin that the demos are happening in is in south Austin. Google maps says it's <30 minutes away, but I'm probably gonna run into lots of traffic.

*grumble, grumble*

That's not too bad.

At least you have one within your area.

*grumble grumble*

 

[Johnknight1]

Well, one of the two setups near me is going to be stolen probably.

*hack it hack it!*

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Well, one of the two setups near me is going to be stolen probably.

*hack it hack it!*

Do you think Nintendo will put the whole game in the demo?

I think it would be smart to just program a few characters and stages.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

Well, one of the two setups near me is going to be stolen probably.

*hack it hack it!*

That's not too bad.

At least you have one within your area.

*grumble grumble*

F***, I just found out that the best buy in Austin that the demos are happening in is in south Austin. Google maps says it's <30 minutes away, but I'm probably gonna run into lots of traffic.

*grumble, grumble*

At least you guys have a chance to go to one.

*grumble grumble* At least I figured out how to multi-quote.

 

[Johnknight1]

@ Poppy
If people hack it and steal it, they could share it on the internet to where anyone can download it on a disc and play it!

That or it'll probably be a WiiU demo soon anyways!

Do you think Nintendo will put the whole game in the demo?

I think it would be smart to just program a few characters and stages.

A game like Mario Kart possibly, but probably not.

As for smash, there is a microscopic chance at best we get a demo.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

@ Poppy
If people hack it and steal it, they could share it on the internet to where anyone can download it on a disc and play it!

That or it'll probably be a WiiU demo soon anyways!

A game like Mario Kart possibly, but probably not.

As for smash, there is a microscopic chance at best we get a demo.

Yeah, but I'm gonna be in a hotel by the beach with internet that seems shoddy at best.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Yeah, but I'm gonna be in a hotel by the beach with internet that seems shoddy at best.

We'll find a way to get it to you.

No bro left behind.

 

[TheFirstPoppyBro]

We'll find a way to get it to you.

No bro left behind.

That avatar... It makes this post feel like it has some weird, underlying message... Or an ulterior motive. It's actually... Rather fitting. In a weird way.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

That avatar... It makes this post feel like it has some weird, underlying message... Or an ulterior motive. It's actually... Rather fitting. In a weird way.

 

[N3ON]

Demos will be at Best Buy Canada locations in:
Ontario: North York, Toronto, Mississauga, Windsor, London, Ottawa, Kingston, Brampton, Oakville
Quebec: Montreal, Lasalle
Manitoba: Winnipeg
Saskatchewan: Saskatoon
Alberta: Edmonton, Calgary (2 locations)
British Columbia: Vancouver, Langley, Richmond
Nova Scotia: Dartmouth

Now it doesn't matter that I didn't know where exactly Lynnwood was in relation to Seattle, and that makes me happy.
Not that Smash would've been there anyway...

 

[Johnknight1]

Now it doesn't matter that I didn't know where exactly Lynnwood was in relation to Seattle, and that makes me happy.
Not that Smash would've been there anyway...

Judging by your knowledge of geography (as you showed in your lack of knowing where Lynnwood is), you'll probably end up in Vancouver, Idaho!

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Walmart sells piggy banks of spongebob and Patrick, but I am REALLY disapointed there isn't a Squidward as well

 

[Johnknight1]

Well smash brothers, it's time you meet your future Super Smash Bros. Wii U Champion.

I want you ALL to know that when you're the best in the world at Super Smash Bros. Wii U they have a name for you...

...AND THAT NAME IS JOHN... KNIGHT... ONE!!!


Poppy, I want you and all the world to know that I don't need anything...

...but I need that championship belt!!!

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I'll probably be the best at 3DS version

I never go anywhere without my 3DS

Unless I'm still playing animal crossing or something by then

 

[Johnknight1]

I'll probably be the best at 3DS version

I never go anywhere without my 3DS

Unless I'm still playing animal crossing or something by then

You'll have to get through...
THE UNDISPUTED SUPER SMASH BROS 3DS CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
MOON "MASTERRRRRRR" MONNNNNNNNN-KKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
...before you can even attempt to make that claim legitimately right now.

And if you think you can fight him by just being wity
you best enjoy life while you sit there pretty
because when you fight Moon, he will fight mean and gritty
and he will smash in your face, which is oh such a pity.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Good poem form keeps the amount of syllables mostly constant as well as rhyming

Iambic pentameter

 

[Oasis_S]

I don't remember if it's still a thing, but a while back a SHATTER? styled overcoat on nail polish was the thing to do. I was instantly inspired to get some bright orange nail polish and a black SHATTER overcoat, to make it look like MAGMA. WAS A FOOL FOR THINKING I WOULD TRY IT, since I don't like painting my own nails, but I still think that would have been a cool LOOK.

 

[Johnknight1]

Good poem form keeps the amount of syllables mostly constant as well as rhyming

Iambic pentameter

That was no poem, it was me giving a speech TO THE WORLD with a constantly inconstant message. Sorry to use you as an example smash bro, but Moon Monkey's dominance is not to be questioned, and anyone who does will be thoroughly crushed.
[COLLAPSE="Plus I had to take that opportunity to let the people hear from me..."]
THE FUTURE CHAMP.
And who am I you ask=???
Well, I am ...
JOHN THE BOMB
THE BOXING BLOOD
THE APACHE RAVEN
THE LOUD LEFTY
THE LORD OF LIVERMORE
THE ETERNAL TOON LINK
THE OMNEOX OF SMASH
THE SHINNING FIST
THE GREAT KNIGHT
THE SUPER AWESOME ONE
THE BEST IN THE WORLD
THE BEST THERE IS, THE BEST THERE WAS, THE BEST THERE WILL EVER, EVER, EVER BE...

~HIS KNIGHTLINESS HIMSELF~,

JOHNNNNN
KNIGHTTTTTTTTT
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!![/COLLAPSE]
And as the messiah of the Smash Wii U Championship of the World Title, I am here to pronounce my reign is as inevitable as Moon Monkey's is, was, and will always be.

And as CHAMPION, Moon, myself, and our MEN OF MOONKNIGHT will usher in a new era of smash that will reign like no smash champions have reigned in.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I challenge Moon Monkey to a pokemon battle!

 

[Johnknight1]

I challenge Moon Monkey to a pokemon battle!

What does that have to do with his UNDISPUTED SUPER SMASH BROS 3DS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE=???

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

IDK, I was just sure the odds would be in my favor

There are pokemon in smash same thing

 

[Johnknight1]

[COLLAPSE="First off, as the future champion of destiny, I must have an epic entrance"]

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IDK, I was just sure the odds would be in my favor

There are pokemon in smash same thing

Well in THIS SMASH BROS ARENA, which is THE ULTIMATE PHYSICAL, MENTAL, AND METAPHORICAL nonexistent PLACE OF BATTLE...

MOON MONKEY IS THE BOSS YOU BETTER NOT CROSS!!



At Pokémon... eh. Maybe you're the Undisputed 3DS Pokémon Champion of the World...

...or perhaps Oasis is still weaker than a Magicarp Stronger!!!![COLLAPSE="And last off, as the future champion of destiny, I must have an epic exit"]

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Farewell fellow SMASHERS, and know that THE CHAMPION WILL BE CROWNED SOON!!!

I admit, it; Poppy is the champion, and I still have to beat him. But remember this before that all-time great battle commences...
HE IS THE CHAMPION, BUT I AM THE BEST!!!