Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[Big-Cat]

Once again, touche.

I tend to erase the annoying football fans from my memory, seeing as they are everywhere in this country. It's even more grating as there is no Blazblue community here, but when people get together to game it's to play boring *** Fifa or PES.

Anyway, I'll get a PS4 if GGXrd comes out for it, no questions asked.

Funny how people get in line for the yearly COD, Madden, or Fifa, yet you get criticism at the NSMB games and fighting games doing updates.

No... just no.

That is anti-consumerism.

This IS consumerism.

THIS is anti-consumerism.

Anti-consumerism is a socio-political ideology opposed to consumerism, which discourages an ever-growing purchasing and consumption of material possessions. Anti-consumerist activists express concern over modern corporations or organizations that pursue solely economic goals at the expense of environmental, social, or ethical concerns; these concerns overlap with those of environmental activism, anti-globalization, and animal-rights activism. One variation on this is the concept of postconsumers, who emphasize moving beyond addictive consumerism.[2]

 

[Deleted member]

Well ****. Whatever, they already murdered Banjo, Perfect Dark, and Conker, so my guess is on Battletoads or KI. Probably KI. I know it could be one of the first three, but considering they've already been revisited, I don't think they would be called "historic" anymore. My guess is on something that hasn't been seen in a long time, with a relatively large fanbase (for a series that hasn't been seen for years).

Normally I don't which failure to the point of leaving the gaming scene, but if it means Rare (or even just their IPs) become up for grabs again, I wish it on Microsoft.

B-but...

N-nintendo b-bought Banjo right? They managed to s-save him... ;_;

Oh God, now more than ever I hope those rumors are true, Banjo deserves better than this. Don't **** his corpse! It's too horrid!

Link related:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/187269/look-out-indy

It's how I feel about this whole thing...

 

[Opossum]

The Direct will come...please let this be...I just want to know the damn name of Smash 4 at this point...inb4SmashBros.One

 

[FlareHabanero]

What is exactly on that image? I click on the link and it only pops up a small image stating 4CHAN.ORG in black letters...

Someone asking about a new trailer for Bayonetta 2 and Kamiya is replying that it will come next week.

 

[Johnknight1]

So guys, when's the next Nintendo Direct supposed to be=???

Because quite frankly, even if all it contained was a video of Iwata going full Hannibal, it would still be less disgusting than what Microsoft did with the Xbox One.

Oh, and by the way, the reason it is called the "Xbox One" is because the console does one thing right: SERVE AS A GOOD TABLE FOR A GAME OF UNO!

 

[Frostwraith]

Someone asking about a new trailer for Bayonetta 2 and Kamiya is replying that it will come next week.

Well, that doesn't exactly imply a Nintendo Direct, but at this point, anything can happen.

 

[Big-Cat]

No, it's because ONE look and you'll turn the other way.

 

[Moon Monkey]

The Direct will come...please let this be...I just want to know the damn name of Smash 4 at this point...inb4SmashBros.One

 

[Deleted member]

So guys, when's the next Nintendo Direct supposed to be=???

Because quite frankly, even if all it contained was a video of Iwata going full Hannibal, it would still be less disgusting than what Microsoft did with the Xbox One.

Oh, and by the way, the reason it is called the "Xbox One" is because the console does one thing right: SERVE AS A GOOD TABLE FOR A GAME OF UNO!

Xbox One

One player only kthnxbye

 

[Johnknight1]

The Direct will come...please let this be...I just want to know the damn name of Smash 4 at this point...inb4SmashBros.One

Smash Bros One 3DS and WiiU... I can see it now!

Like the Xbox One, it is worse than the previous iteration (in terms of content). You have to pay $40 for character packs, pay $8 to play online, pay $20 to allow another player to play on the console, and, like EA games these days, it will feature less content, less characters, less stages, less detail, and less balance!!!

But hey, IT'S IN THREE-DEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[8-peacock-8]

When E3 comes, what ever Rare franchise they murder will be avenged. Nintendo and Sony are going to turn this into a slaughter fest and Nintendo isn't even having a freaking conference at E3.

 

[Platsy]

Speaking of Grunty! ​

Enough fun and games! My childhood is on ​

the line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/05/21/rare-to-show-historic-franchise-on-xbox-one-at-e3​

NO!!!!!!!!!!!​

​

Spoiler

 

[Johnknight1]

No, it's because ONE look and you'll turn the other way.

No really, somewhere somehow, you just won a gangster argument. I like the sass Kumo; I like the sass. You're being a true Super Sass Brother right now!

 

[Vintage Creep]

That rumor about Nintendo trying to retrieve Banjo and failing...
This rumor about a Rare franchise to be on XboxNoOneCares...

Not like this...

NOT. LIKE. THIS.

 

[N3ON]

B-but...

N-nintendo b-bought Banjo right? They managed to s-save him... ;_;

Oh God, now more than ever I hope those rumors are true, Banjo deserves better than this. Don't **** his corpse! It's too horrid!

You mean the one that says Nintendo tried to reclaim Banjo and failed right?

Every rumor with Banjo just gets my hopes up (even though I should totally know better by now) and then just crushes them, and I feel worse for it.
Seriously internet, stop toying with all my feels!

Link related:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/187269/look-out-indy

It's how I feel about this whole thing...

All I get is Terrance and Phillip laughing at me for living in Canada and not showing me the clip, but I know which one that is. Sadly, very fitting.

 

[8-peacock-8]

**** you Microsoft.......if you guys **** up Ki........

 

[Johnknight1]

When E3 comes, what ever Rare franchise they murder will be avenged. Nintendo and Sony are going to turn this into a slaughter fest and Nintendo isn't even having a freaking conference at E3.

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts: Crazy Crap!

Instead of "controlling" Banjo, you control a guy who controls him while Banjo plays mini-games!!! And all there is to do in the game is mini-games!

The best part=??? It's not just "better with Kinect," but is only playable on Kinect!

 

[Frostwraith]

I've seen people stating that Nintendo is following the same path as Sega regarding Wii U.

Methinks they mistook Nintendo for Microsoft.

 

[Deleted member]

All I get is Terrance and Phillip laughing at me for living in Canada and not showing me the clip,

That's...

Really clever.

 

[Oasis_S]

It's Xbox One because the first element on the periodic table is Hydrogen. A man made of Hydrogen would weigh... oh... uh. No pounds. Also not even an ounce, but 0.21 ounces. He prefers to go by 6 grams because it makes him sound bigger.

A Helium man would weigh roughly twice as much at 11.6 grams.

 

[8-peacock-8]

That's...

Really clever.

It's amazing.

 

[Johnknight1]

According to Kotaku, the "fee" for either playing a used games and/or to play a game on a different Xbox Live account is THE COST OF THE WHOLE GAME!!!

I'll officially label that as "Xbox One fail #4,262."

 

[Baskerville]

I'm on Jaxel's stream right now, even they're laughing at the XboxOne.

 

[Metal Overlord]

Killer Instinct on Kinect... now that's a scary thought

 

[Frostwraith]

Someone posted this on Portuguese Eurogamer regarding Xbox One's fees for used games:

 

[8-peacock-8]

Fulgore!!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!!

 

[Moon Monkey]

Can't waot fot Killer Instinct: Nuts and Bolts

According to Kotaku, the "fee" for either playing a used games and/or to play a game on a different Xbox Live account is THE COST OF THE WHOLE GAME!!!

I'll officially label that as "Xbox One fail #4,262."

Funny enough. This was present at the conference...

 

[Robert of Normandy]

Killer Instinct on Kinect... now that's a scary thought

Watch it be a dancing game/sim...

 

[8-peacock-8]

Fulgore!!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!!

 

[---]

Just watched the press conference for myself, this is pretty much my reaction:

 

[Johnknight1]

Killer Instinct on Kinect... now that's a scary thought

It is. And the scary thought is there's a good chance I'm right about Killer Instinct being EXCLUSIVELY on Kinect.

I convey the same feelings about the Xbox One requiring people to run EA Origins. Because, quite frankly, judging by EA's moves on Nintendo (which quite frankly was amazing; thank God Nintendo didn't go full ****** and saw through EA), that seems to be the next logical step in this process, especially given how the Xbox One only fails more and more with each step the failed console take.

 

[N3ON]

It's obviously going to be Kinect Sports: Season Three with Killer Instinct costume paid DLC. You have to be online to use the costumes though.

 

[Frostwraith]

It is. And the scary thought is there's a good chance I'm right about Killer Instinct being EXCLUSIVELY on Kinect.

Killer Instinct more like Kinect Instinct.

Microsoft didn't shoot themselves on the foot. They took a machine gun and annihilated both feet.

 

[Johnknight1]

Here's what Bill Cosby said after he heard every bit of news about the Xbox ONE...

Killer Instinct more like Kinect Instinct.

Microsoft didn't shoot themselves on the foot. They took a machine gun and annihilated both feet.

And then they fed their legs to hungry tigers and said, "HELLO UNIVERSE!!! LOOK WHAT WE'RE STANDING ON!!! ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL!!!" as they bled out the life of their poorly conceived Xbox ONE!!!

No really, that's probably how the next 6 months will go. Microsoft will try to defend their console as most of the reliable gamer market stays away from their console. In other words, they will take the EA defense, and go all holier than thou and everyone, and say everyone hates them because they're moral and so great, when in all actuality the opposite is the truth (but hey, that's what perception is for; to allow you to lie to people to their face!).

 

[Shorts]

>le Reddit nearly 50% of the votes

That explains all the **** taste... Of course, /v/ of today wouldn't be much different considering more users today are NeoGAFers, GameFAQ kiddies, and Redditors.

Well what would you rather me do? Stick to this one site? It's not about going to places with "good taste", it's about polling the general Smash fanbase. Ever think that maybe Lyn isn't that highly voted because she isn't that highly wanted? I mean, no h8 from me, just... "**** taste" is only really "different taste".

Anyone who thinks their opinions are more highly valued than other by Sakurai is sincerely fooling themselves.

 

[Big-Cat]

No really, somewhere somehow, you just won a gangster argument. I like the sass Kumo; I like the sass. You're being a true Super Sass Brother right now!

Sadly, I did not come up with that one. It was from an extremely clever Youtube comment.

 

[Oasis_S]

Since N3ON is back, a Neon person would be 2.2 ounces, or 62.4 grams. There isn't a 3 in there at all.

 

[Wario Bros.]

Rare having a "historic" game on X-ed Box nOne at E3? Not even a true Banjo-Threeie game will save this piece of **** they have the monstrosity to call a "game console".

 

[Big-Cat]

It's Xbox One because the first element on the periodic table is Hydrogen. A man made of Hydrogen would weigh... oh... uh. No pounds. Also not even an ounce, but 0.21 ounces. He prefers to go by 6 grams because it makes him sound bigger.

A Helium man would weigh roughly twice as much at 11.6 grams.

Don't you mean a He-Man?

 

[Johnknight1]

Sadly, I did not come up with that one. It was from an extremely clever Youtube comment.

Shh... it's the presentation that brings the stimulation to this simulation in this real life location.

Since N3ON is back, Neon is 2.2 ounces, or 62.4 grams. There isn't a 3 in there at all.

Since I've never left, I weigh a hell of a lot more than that, especially once I'm done eating.