Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[Big-Cat]

I MEAN I'M NOT A PRICK LIKE THAT OASIS GUY I MEAN WHOA TALK ABOUT A JERK.

You and Shorts are the sassy gay couple.

 

[Oasis_S]

DO YOU LIKE KIDS KUMA. I bet in this hypothetical family you'd get along with the little ones really well and they'd look up to you and look forward to when you teach them little martial arts stuff. BUT THEN YOU'D HAVE TROUBLE HANDLING THE BIG GUYS LIKE US HUUUARRGH.

The little ones would always take your side though. Little turds.

 

[Big-Cat]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Please, I may be shorter than the typical heavyweight, but I got speed and randomness on my side!

 

[Oasis_S]

"I'm so random!!! XDDD taco"

 

[Deleted member]

The saddest part about this great dysfunctional family we've become accustomed to is five years from now, most of us won't be seeing each other again. There will be nothing that replicates the dynamics that the Smashboards's SSB4 community has created as long as I visit Internet forums.

 

[FlareHabanero]

You and Shorts are the sassy gay couple.

......

Not sure what to say about this...

 

[Oasis_S]

SSBF is the killjoy of the family.

 

[Big-Cat]

"I'm so random!!! XDDD taco"

You're forgetting something else.

DUMPLINGS!

SSBF is the killjoy of the family.

More like Reverend Killjoy.

 

[Oasis_S]

"I felt joy once. When I thrust my fist into its chest and ripped out its beating heart." -- SSBF

 

[Big-Cat]

Diddy's gonna hate this

 

[ChronoBound]

I am surprised there have not been any leaks or additional details about what Nintendo has planned for E3. I guess the Nintendo ninjas have been working overtime.

 

[FlareHabanero]

"I felt joy once. When I thrust my fist into its chest and ripped out its beating heart." -- SSBF

That sounds like something I'd do. Well, except you forgot the part where I tear off their head and **** down their throat, while grinding up the limbs into a ground beef and stuffing it into their large intestines and making Italian sausage out of it.

 

[Oasis_S]

Security.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Still haven't been labeled. Oh well....

I guess me and Shin are the forgotten relatives of the family.

I am surprised there have not been any leaks or additional details about what Nintendo has planned for E3. I guess the Nintendo ninjas have been working overtime.

That is a good point. Don't we usually get some sort of rumor about what they have in store, around this time?

Then again, they already announced that E3 WILL have Mario, Mario Kart, Smash, etc.

 

[---]

Man with all this dysfunctional family talk, it's almost like you guys want me to start writing soap operas again.

I am surprised there have not been any leaks or additional details about what Nintendo has planned for E3. I guess the Nintendo ninjas have been working overtime.

It's still a tad early IMO. I would think that we wouldn't start getting "leaks" until after the next issue of Famitsu later this month. But even then Nintendo has the toughest safe to crack of the Big 3, so who knows.

 

[Big-Cat]

That's because Nintendo's safes are made out of Nintendium. Everyone know's that.

 

[---]

That's because Nintendo's safes are made out of Nintendium. Everyone know's that.

They made it using the money previously saved for the localization of Mother 3.

 

[~ Valkyrie ~]

I guess I'm the bouncy "cute guy" who's Oaster's roommate and bit of a manchild... and arguably most likeable member in the family...

Who has certain hidden depths.

 

[Deleted member]

I'm probably the black sheep of the family.
You either like me or you don't. And more often, what side of the spectrum you're on can change at any given moment. I'm that unpredictable. Except when I am.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

If that article was true, I'd just write Sakurai asking for Geno every day until the wii u wasn't relevant anymore

 

[~automatic]

So would I be something like upside down person of the thread? Like the upside down girl from Recess.

 

[Oasis_S]

CEILING SISTER is a pretty cool name.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Nah, I say we try and figure out what recess characters we are in stead Automatic had the right idea

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Smooth Criminal?

Smooth Criminal

Edit: How did I not see this?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Please, I may be shorter than the typical heavyweight, but I got speed and randomness on my side!

lololololololol

 

[Oasis_S]

CEILING SISTER is a pretty cool name.

Yeah man it's so cool she better watch out for all her FANSOMGLMAO.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Also she must be pretty hot. Because heat rises

 

[Oasis_S]

You're the creep of the family for talking about your sister that way I mean geez wow I was just making a really funny joke and you had to go and do that.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Well, I'm ok with it if she is

Taboo is more fun

 

[~ Valkyrie ~]

I think Automatic would have a habit of hanging upside down from places all the time. And she doesn't get any blood rushing in her head because magic of au contraire.

 

[Big-Cat]

Smooth Criminal?

Smooth Criminal

Edit: How did I not see this?

lololololololol

More like this these days:

Spoiler

Considering that my fighting style is, as my friend puts it, Oversized Bear Fights Gracefully(actually Monkey), I still have that inner wrestler.

Automatic is that one person who can ninja everyone and can throw the best surprise parties.

 

[Opossum]

What am I the the completely dysfunctional Smashboards family?:D

 

[augustoflores]

http://www.p4rgaming.com/masahiro-s...to-smash-bros-i-delay-the-release-by-one-day/

Obvious trolling to discourage Geno fans. It's obvivious for two reasons. 1: famitsu comes out on Wednesdays. 2: Why would Sakurai casually drop the fact that there's going to be a pre e3 Nintendo Direct?

LOL That title had me rolling on the floor. the very idea that anyone would delay a game because of... whatever anyways!!

P4RGAMING is the equivalent of TheOnion for video games. NEVER take this site seriously, it's for laughs and for trolling.

(I'm the student who goes to school abroad and doesn't call unless he has nothing else to do... occasionally, he'd visit, then he can't wait to go back to school because of all the stupid that happens at home... true story)

 

[Oasis_S]

What am I the the completely dysfunctional Smashboards family?:D

YER THE DANG MOLE THAT KEEPS RUININ' ARE GARDEN, DAGNABBIT. *waves pitchfork*

Alternatively you're our lovable little weirdo.

 

[Deleted member]

DO YOU LIKE KIDS KUMA. I bet in this hypothetical family you'd get along with the little ones really well and they'd look up to you and look forward to when you teach them little martial arts stuff. BUT THEN YOU'D HAVE TROUBLE HANDLING THE BIG GUYS LIKE US HUUUARRGH.

The little ones would always take your side though. Little turds.

I taught a bunch of teens and kids some Martial Arts when I was a monitor for Summer Camps last summer. You want the roudy kids to look up to you/respect you, show em how much of a badass you are, doing handstand and one armed push ups at x10 Earth's Gravity.

Anyway, what are we talking about?

LOL That title had me rolling on the floor. the very idea that anyone would delay a game because of... whatever anyways!!

P4RGAMING is the equivalent of TheOnion for video games. NEVER take this site seriously, it's for laughs and for trolling.

(I'm the student who goes to school abroad and doesn't call unless he has nothing else to do... occasionally, he'd visit, then he can't wait to go back to school because of all the stupid that happens at home... true story)

It's like the Gaben joke on /v/ where people say that Gabe delays Half-Life 3 another month for each time they make a fat joke of him.

 

[Frostwraith]

Dysfunctional family? I wonder where I fit in...

 

[FalKoopa]

One big happy family? Reminds me of Ice Age 2...

 

[Robert of Normandy]

Still haven't been labeled. Oh well....

I guess me and Shin are the forgotten relatives of the family.

I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE GUYS. YOU CAN'T IGNORE ME FOREVER.

 

[Moon Monkey]

Diddy's gonna hate this

Mojo-Jojo was using that P90X

 

[Diddy Kong]

Diddy's gonna hate this

It would've been MUCCCHHHH better with Impa there you know, but I can appriciate the effort.

I won the prettiest Pika poll so...

Are you a pretty Pikachu?
Or a pretty person playing Pikachu?

 

[Metal Overlord]

I'm the obligatory black guy of the family