Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the evening recap! Coming to you live from Smashville, I'm Disfunkshunal and these are my co-hosts Master Moon Monkey and Smooth Criminal, keep it here for all the details on tonight's debate. Before we get started we gotta give it up for our sponsors, the guys at SSN have been awesome, they helped this happen. Special mentions for Venus, without him none of this would've been possible. Now a brief word from Sakurai over at Pic a Day.
This was exactly the kind of throw down slugfest you'd expect from some of the hardest working fighters in the industry. On the one hand you had the electrifying Divine! What this fighter lacks in skills he more than makes for in heart and spirit! The kind of heat he brings to the arena is something most people only ever dream of! In the other corner you had seasoned vet Swamp! He may not be captain charisma but he has such a strong silence presence that'll send even the toughest guys running!
Now! On to the actual fight! I don't know if it was the caffeine or if this dude is just naturally that energetic but Divine came out strong fast as soon as that bell was hit! Charging Swamp with his left and right fists known as
Sales
and Coattails
respectively. To hammer in the point he brought out even bigger guns! Criticizing the sales of the series and even claiming it was nearly killed multiple times!
To finish things off he dealt one final gut blow to series popularity. Do your kids know what a Marth is?!
Swamp slow on the draw, but definitive with his blow halted Divine's momentum with a Marketable gut check!
Just where
did Divine get his definitions from?! Swamp, quickly followed up with a claim of Marth's massive popularity overseas!
Divine, not to be up shown, belittled the Japanese Market! How can something so small have
any kind of impact?! That low blow hit hard!
In a moment of desperation, he began flailing! Throwing punches with absolutely no wind behind them!
Swamp wasn't going to be fooled though!
He's asking for sources, he's asking for sources!
Divine retaliated with a
From inconclusive news articles to random forum members, DIvine had it all and used it to the best of his ability! Swamp wasn't about to be fooled by a paper thin source though, he tore through that defense like it was Thanksgiving dinner! There was no better way to end the first round folks! Swamp's easily leading this fight with the score at:
Round 1
Swampasur: 23
Divine: 8
Round 2 began with more of the same, Divine quick out the gate launching a barrage of punches... wait a minute this is exactly like the forst round! Swamp didn't even have to try to counter because Divine recycled the same strategy! Swamp started catching Divine's swings left and right! Throwing out the occasional
As a last resort, Divine threw what he considered to be the heavy hitter!
Even that hit was telegraphed! Swamp caught it without so much as a sweat! Right before dealing the last blow he uttered
BOOM! Right to the face! Divine's not getting up! He's not getting up! Folks right there in the ring Divine admitted defeat! Wow, what a match folks!
The round 2 count is
12 Swamp
2 Divine
With a total of 35 likes Swamp takes the crown!
Stick around for our exclusive interview with the new champ!
Exclusive Interview with Swampasuar
I had the privilege to sit down and talk with last nights victor in the Does Fire Emblem/Earthbound debate, Swampasur!
Your thoughts on tonight's match? What was your strategy when you were out there?
*chuckles*
You seemed to be having fun out there! You also were M.I.A for quite some time, It almost cost you the match! Thank goodness for that crucial hand off to Fastblade really helped to buy yourself time!
Tell us about your struggle with Taco Bell.
Well it would definitely even out the playing field, Divine did confess to "botching." I hear he's been having a serious botching addiction lately.
You weren't worried the beef was going to make you sluggish on the field?
How are you gong to celebrate tonight? And any predictions towards tomorrows daily pic?
(An astounding prediction!)
Last question how will you prepare for October's Debateamania I? I'm sure Divine will come harder than ever before. Are you nervous?
It was a pleasure! There you have it folks! Divine vs Swampasuar I!
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