Super Smash Bros 4 (Wii U/3DS) Topic

[LaniusShrike]

Sounds like a pretty good idea actually. I mean, items already have a very short little particle effect thing that "drops" them out of no where. Just make that effect last a few seconds and you have a clear indicator of where an item is going to appear.

I would expect Sakurai to have fun with it though, lol. Usually more powerful items might take longer to drop than others, but on occasion after waiting so (relatively) long, some dud of an item might appear instead, lol. Then competitive player tears would be restored once more.

... you're entirely right. Sigh.

Dammit, Sakurai.

I was thinking that an actual image of the item might flash to make it clear exactly what's going to appear and if you want to risk fighting for it. Or, y'know, just make that a toggled option.

Not that any of this will happen, mind you.

Sigh.

Dammit, Sakurai.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Then competitive player tears would be restored once more.

And lo, the option to turn the items off is still there!

Smooth Criminal

 

[Oasis_S]

What if that... item roulette block from SMW (was that when it first appeared?) was itself an "item" from which other random items could spawn.



AND LO, SUCK A BEHEMOTH WEENIE.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

What if that... item roulette block from SMW (was that when it first appeared?) was itself an "item" from which other random items could spawn.

That actually sounds pretty cool. I actually thought of something similar in a Mario Kart item long ago. You throw the box at somebody and it starts that familiar roulette, ending with a random item.

Smooth Criminal

 

[FlareHabanero]

What if that... item roulette block from SMW (was that when it first appeared?) was itself an "item" from which other random items could spawn.

How about instead it's three treasure chests like in Super Mario Bros. 3, and you have to pick one but you'll be denied of the Tanooki Suit every time and instead get a mushroom because Toad hates your guts.

 

[Salty the SLUG]

I hope there won't be too many "system - execlusive" maps. However, I like what I've seen so far.

 

[LaniusShrike]

What if that... item roulette block from SMW (was that when it first appeared?) was itself an "item" from which other random items could spawn.

Kind of a fun idea!

AND LO, SUCK A BEHEMOTH WEENIE.

Spoiler

Terrifying.

 

[Oasis_S]

What about those needle things from Mother 3 and if you're lucky seven will appear on the stage throughout the match and whoever pulls out the seventh one wins and the world is destroyed.


There was a behemoth in a game very close to my heart, but it didn't look at all how they are typically portrayed:

 

[IsmaR]

That depends, Oasis. Does the copyright still prevent the dragon from being called Shenron?

 

[Shorts]

Yeah, Pokemon the movie was bad. The morals, meowth having to explain said morals, all that cornyness killed it for me. Love the animation though.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

How about instead it's three treasure chests like in Super Mario Bros. 3, and you have to pick one but you'll be denied of the Tanooki Suit every time and instead get a mushroom because Toad hates your guts.

If your being denied the tanooki suit, it's because you aren't picking the middle chest

The good items are ALWAYS in the middle chest.

I have never missed the hammer suit or tanooki suit by picking the middle chest

 

[Oasis_S]

Have you seen the little tiny short prequel whatever thing to the first movie? With Mewtwo as a kid? That thing tugged at my heart strings so hard.

ALSO I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A THING ISMAR BUT I WAS TRYING TRYING TO BE AS RIDICULOUS AS POSSIBLE.


Though in trying to think up more ridiculous item ideas, I was thinking simple musical instruments could be battering items that make noises. Maybe for a Wii Music stage, lol.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Toadstool's ??? could be an item

Or as the Japanese call it, Peach's XXX

 

[IsmaR]

The most ridiculous item I can think of is

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

The most ridiculous item I can think of is

 

[Bowserlick]

What if that... item roulette block from SMW (was that when it first appeared?) was itself an "item" from which other random items could spawn.



AND LO, SUCK A BEHEMOTH WEENIE.

I think Final Fantasy Behemoths are hung like a gorilla if you catch my drift ~~~~

 

[LaniusShrike]

I think Final Fantasy Behemoths are hung like a gorilla if you catch my drift ~~~~

Actually, I'm pretty sure that humans have bigger, uhm, anyway. Gorillas have bigger testicles, though.

There's my college education, going to use.

 

[Oasis_S]

Gorillas have teenie weenies though.

Interestingly, King Kong would probably just barely be larger than your average fellow.

 

[Fastblade5035]

^ This gorrila penis talk is nice, but how about something a little on topic?

How about Samus, or just the Metroid series in general in Smash?

..ASIDE from Ridley. We all know he'll be in anyways.

 

[IsmaR]

Evidently I somewhat recently learned the reason female apes have shiny rumps is they're the equivalent of breasts.

 

[Oasis_S]

Evidently I somewhat recently learned the reason female apes have shiny rumps is they're the equivalent of breasts.

I hear that's one reason humans have breasts the way we do. We were no longer boning from behind, so we needed something that looked like a butt on our front.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I hear that's one reason humans have breasts the way we do. We were no longer boning from behind, so we needed something that looked like a butt on our front.

speak for yourself

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Are we talking about primate sex?

Did you know that humans have the biggest penis when compared to overall body size?

Or that humans and Bonobos (kinda freaky) are the only primates that have sex purely for pleasure?

 

[Bowserlick]

Gorillas have teenie weenies though.

Interestingly, King Kong would probably just barely be larger than your average fellow.

I guess you didn't catch my drift ~~, that is exactly what I meant. "Hung like a gorilla" is an insult.

Talking about teenie body parts, is that all Chrom has to offer?

 

[Bowserlick]

Actually, I'm pretty sure that humans have bigger, uhm, anyway. Gorillas have bigger testicles, though.

There's my college education, going to use.

Yes. But have you seen a hamsters testicles, they leave a wake in the sawdust.

Talking about yellow balls, I hope Pacman is revealed tonight.

 

[Admiral Pit]

Maybe now we need smash-related stuff, like what the daily pic will be.

 

[DeadlyAllianceLeader]

Uhm... not to interrupt anything if anyone may be doing otherwise, but... is anyone whom may be here ready for the pic of the day? o//o

 

[Oasis_S]

BLUSH ONE MORE TIME.

I DARE YOU.

 

[DeadlyAllianceLeader]

... Uh...

But...

 

[Swamp Sensei]

... Uh...

But...

I think he likes you.

 

[Oasis_S]

HHUUUUAARRRGGGGHH

LOOK HOW STRONG I AM. I MADE THAT PONY UNBLUSH.

*flex muscles*

 

[DeadlyAllianceLeader]

... is it annoying you? <8//c

I can try and stop if that's what you would like... not to assume anything, that is, but... yes

 

[Swamp Sensei]

... is it annoying you? <8//c

I can try and stop if that's what you would like... not to assume anything, that is, but... yes

It's not annoying him in the slightest.

Also....

 

[Smooth Criminal]

HHUUUUAARRRGGGGHH

LOOK HOW STRONG I AM. I MADE THAT PONY UNBLUSH.

*flex muscles*

Fraud detection.

Smooth Criminal

 

[Tree Gelbman]

Huh....

The challenger approaching thing is gone.

 

[Baskerville]

I don't even know whats going on anymore in this thread.

 

[greenluigiman2]

Where is the frickin update?

 

[Bowserlick]

Wow! very interesting......

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Wow! very interesting......

Not funny....

 

[Bowserlick]

I was just talking about how if you have two mirrors you can see infinite reflections(well alot).. should have put a main topic in there.