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Stupid Inventions
- Thread starter Colonel Cuddles
- Start date
Jim Morrison
Smash Authority
You can't just post that without the pic.
StealthyGunnar
Smash Champion
Myspace is good for keeping in touch with friends. Not really an invention.
Helicopters don't have ejection seats.
Actually, there are a couple helicopters with specially designed ejection seats! Wikipedia:
"The Kamov Ka-50, which entered service with Russian forces in 1995, was the first production helicopter to be fitted with an ejection seat. The system is very similar to that of a conventional fixed-wing aircraft; the main rotors are equipped with explosive bolts and are designed to disintegrate moments before the seat rocket is fired. Prototype #9 (s/n 66-8834) of the AH-56 Cheyenne was fitted with downward firing ejection seats in 1970 after a fatal testing accident the previous year."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejection_seat
"The Kamov Ka-50, which entered service with Russian forces in 1995, was the first production helicopter to be fitted with an ejection seat. The system is very similar to that of a conventional fixed-wing aircraft; the main rotors are equipped with explosive bolts and are designed to disintegrate moments before the seat rocket is fired. Prototype #9 (s/n 66-8834) of the AH-56 Cheyenne was fitted with downward firing ejection seats in 1970 after a fatal testing accident the previous year."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejection_seat
Fuelbi
Banned via Warnings
Iunno, I think I could get into Fundies.
vZakat
Half Genie
Mr.Freeman
Smash Ace
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I think any sexual oriented invention can be useful.
Just depends on how you use them.
Just depends on how you use them.
having a big bright flashlight shining into the vag would make cunnilingus even more unpleasant :s
The Drifter
Smash Journeyman
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LOL! My cousin actually got this a wedding shower gift!
Also, doggie snuggies, I think I win.
TheSundanceKid
Smash Lord
Pants. No, waffles.
StealthyGunnar
Smash Champion
Curved Barrel Machine Gun.
EDIT: URL was too long.
EDIT: URL was too long.
Mr.Freeman
Smash Ace
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ETWIST51294
Smash Hero
LOLOLOL I'M FUCKlNG DIEING OVER HERE HHAHAHAHAHA
A TEN-TUPLE POST!!!! ITS A NEW RECORD
Colonel Cuddles
Smash Journeyman
Could be useful if only an attachment, but we have the cornershot now, which is a very good invention.
Jonas
Smash Champion
I wouldn't say it's an invention as much as it is a design. In fact, it combines previous inventions like the microchip, LCD display, touch screen and plastic. But yeah it's pretty useless.