Stryks presents: War of the clubs 2.0! UPDATE: 18/03/08

[T-major]

I already said this, Goth and Emo are 2 totally different things. I've seen goths and I've seen emos, and believe me. They're DIFFERENT. In reality, in the proper attire, I could pass for emo. All I need is longer hair. But I could never even try to imitate a Goth. Also, Goths worship Satan. Most emos are in fact Atheist.

well, to be fair, you posted that while I was finding the picture.

they both dress weird, listen to horrible music, and wear more make-up then should be allowed. theres not much of a difference to me...

and goth isn't a religion.

By the late 1970s, there were a few post-punk bands in the United Kingdom labeled "gothic." However, it was not until the early 1980s that gothic rock became its own subgenre within post-punk, and that followers of these bands started to come together as a distinctly recognizable movement. The scene appears to have taken its name from an article published in UK rock weekly Sounds: ‘The face of Punk Gothique’, written by Steve Keaton and published on February 21 1981. The opening of the Batcave in London's Soho in July 1982 provided a prominent meeting point for the emerging scene, which had briefly been labeled positive punk by the New Musical Express.[3] The term "Batcaver" was later used to describe old-school goths.
Independent of the British scene, the late 1970s and early 1980s saw death rock branch off from American punk.[4] In 1980s and early 1990s, members of an emerging subculture in Germany were called Grufti[e]s (English "vault creatures" or "tomb creatures"); they generally followed a fusion of the gothic and new wave with an influence of new romantic, and formed the early stages of the "dark culture" (formerly called "dark wave culture").

there you have it. it's derived from the British Punk-Rock culture. not Satan...

 

[Patinator]

...I like to wear black... YOU CALLIN' ME GOTH?!



U DAI NAOW! lol

But anywayz... I got nothing else to add. Except this:

Rey didn't kill me. :O

 

[Ridley_Prime]

Rawr. The king strikes back (again).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB4j3zk7GRA

 

[Repryx]

Prime...BE PREPARED!


FOR THE DEATH OF THE KING!


AUDI FAMAM ILLIUS

-Ciao

 

[IsmaR]

Rawr. The king strikes back (again).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB4j3zk7GRA

Lol.

Long live Mewtwo!

 

[Ridley_Prime]

Prime...BE PREPARED!


FOR THE DEATH OF THE KING!


AUDI FAMAM ILLIUS

-Ciao

The king? Mufasa?

Lol.

Long live Mewtwo!

Indeed. ^-^ I love how he wiped the floor with Lucario in that vid, and how he caused that tornado to strike all over Japan (but poor Miyamoto and Iwata. Sakurai deserved it though ). xd

Now if only I had the skills to make a Ridley version of that video. >.>
Well, I do plan on making some kind of vid like that about Ridley's exclusion from the roster one of these days, when I'm not so busy (unless somebody else beats me to it)...

 

[Fawriel]

Goths... worship... Satan...?


I think the risk of losing a couple brain cells in this thread is becoming higher and higher by the minute...

 

[Ridley_Prime]

I already do. I've known the girl for a year.

Good to hear. =)

Dedede is faster than many characters... the only attacks that are slow are his smash attacks.

but I'm still pissed that Ganondorf is still a clone. Sakurai really fu*ked up our game...

That is rather surprising in itself (about Dedede's speed), and yeah. I agree with you about Ganondorf. It's sad to see a powerful sorceror such as him be nothing more than a clone of some overrated race car driver (even if this wasn't for the first time)...


I also agree with what you said about the emos and goths. You pretty much nailed it.

Goths... worship... Satan...?


I think the risk of losing a couple brain cells in this thread is becoming higher and higher by the minute...

Meh. That's just a common misconception about goths (which eventually developed into a dumb stereotype that causes people who don't know any better to think they worship Satan). Anyway >.>...

 

[Reyairia]

I havent seen the SSE clips cause I dont want to spoil it, and I unforunelly did see the ridley vs samus and pikachu clip T-T, but anyway ganon > ridley...

YES I SAID IT!!

That's only your opinion. It isn't everyone's, and it certainly isn't mine.

ZOMG. Ganondorf facepalming himself? WTF. OOC SSE is not desired.

lolz

...And how dare you think Ridley is less awesome than Ganondorf?! Ridley's a flippin' mass murder, a sadist, a torturer, a dragon, purple, evil... All my favorite things rolls into one.

Indeed. <3 <3

And I have a logical reason for why emos are hot:

Emos, naturally, like to torture themselves. And among those things is eating very little. Therefore, they are fairly thin and have nice bodies.

I find it disgustingturbing that you find those sorts of bodies attractive.
And emos suck.

NOT ALL EMO PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS. IN FACT THE MAJORITY OF THEM DONT.

Exactly why I hate that frickin' fad.

But anywayz... I got nothing else to add. Except this:

Rey didn't kill me. :O

-faceplants Patinator- Happy now?

Goths... worship... Satan...?

I think the risk of losing a couple brain cells in this thread is becoming higher and higher by the minute...

WTF?
Goths died out around 500 AD, and I think they were Pagan.
Pagan = polytheism.
And most Satanists (or self-called) are LaVeyan Satanists, which is basically hardcore atheism. Luciferian (or devil worshipping) Satanism is probably extraordinarily rare aside from preteen girls playing with the ouija board or shizz like that.

 

[Collective of Bears]

WTF?
Goths died out around 500 AD, and I think they were Pagan.
Pagan = polytheism.
And most Satanists (or self-called) are LaVeyan Satanists, which is basically hardcore atheism. Luciferian (or devil worshipping) Satanism is probably extraordinarily rare aside from preteen girls playing with the ouija board or shizz like that.

****! The public school system fails me yet again!

 

[Repryx]

Wherefore do we speak of Goths?

Wast it not an age long past?


-Ciao

 

[Fawriel]

Kudos for knowing what "wherefore" means.
But "wast" is second person singular. =P

 

[Repryx]

Surely you Jest!

HOW DARE YE CORRECT A NOBLEMANS ENGLISH!

I Challenge thee....to a DUEL!

*Glove Slap*

Methinks a lesson in respect is long past its time!

We shall meet at the gorge.

-Ciao

 

[Falco&Victory]

lol stfu and speak American(yeah, not english)

It's funny looking back at all this **** and laughing, gj Stryks.
The spamming was still fun tho

 

[Repryx]

Ahh F&VC!

Tis Been awhile


-Ciao

 

[antimatter]

lol stfu and speak American(yeah, not english)

It's funny looking back at all this **** and laughing, gj Stryks.
The spamming was still fun tho

thoust instructions confuse my cranium. how can thou "stfu" and speak "American"? tis strange.

 

[Falco&Victory]

>_>

I'll give it the 'ol one two I guess

Cheerio, my good lads. It has been quite the while since we had a merry meeting yes?

Now, I must adjourn to my learning, which I must say is quite flaming gay mm yes.

Pip-pip all!

 

[antimatter]

Farewell, confusing birdman! may all go well at this flaming gay educational facility.

 

[Repryx]

Farewell, confusing birdman! may all go well at this flaming gay educational facility.

Indeed!

-Ciao

 

[antimatter]

'ello again, everyone! would you like to hear a jolly good joke?

 

[Reyairia]

****! The public school system fails me yet again!

Never expected much good out of it.

'ello again, everyone! would you like to hear a jolly good joke?

If you please, good sir.

 

[antimatter]

this is a long one, but enjoyable.

there was a man who walked into a small town. he needed to buy a horse. he kept searching, and either no one had a horse or they couldn't spare one. at the end of the town was a rickety shop, and there were horses tied to the back. he goes in and asks for a horse. the shopkeeper says that he can only spare one horse, but it can be the man's for free. it is a special horse, he says. when you want it to start, you say praise the lord. if you want it to stop, you say amen. so the man goes on the horse and the shopkeeper says praise the lord. the horse starts, and off the man goes. after hours of riding, he forgets what the keywords are. up ahead is a cliff. the horse is going to fast to jump off. he says his prayers because he knows he is going to die. he finishes by saying amen, and the horse stops. he is so happy that he says Praise The Lord!

 

[Reyairia]

this is a long one, but enjoyable...

I've heard that joke or other variants sooo often.
Hm, Rey has her own jokes too.

 

[antimatter]

hmm.. me want hear jokes!

 

[Fawriel]

So a pirate with a steering wheel in his pants comes into a bar and the barkeep is all like "yo, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?", and the pirate says "Arr, it's drivin' me nuts."

 

[antimatter]

Faw, i heard that exact joke three months ago on another forum ran by my friends. it got old.

a blonde, brunette, and a redhead are at a firing range for trying to kill the president...

 

[Reyairia]

So these four older men are out golfing, and in their old age talk start boasting about how they raised their sons and what they became.
"I'm really proud of my son!" The first man exclaimed. "He became really successful in car dealership, got his own store, and just gave his good friend a really nice brand new car!"
The second man snickered. "Yeah, well, I'm proud of my son too. He's into real estate, made quite a bit of money, and the like, and was able to afford a luxury house for his best friend."
The third man joined in. "I knew you guys would be able to raise successful young men! Mine too, started a travel agency, got his best bud free tickets to Hawaii!"
The fourth man however, was really silent and had only been concentrating on the game. Realizing that the fourth man wasn't saying anything, the other three approached him. "Hey, aren't you proud of your son?"
"I can't say the same you guys are. It turns out that my son is gay and his last three boyfriends have gotten him a new car, a luxury house and a trip to Hawaii."

 

[antimatter]

nice one, ray.
here's one similar called the three surgeons. (i heard this joke a couple of years ago, so i didnt try and steal anything from you, rey)

three surgeons are playing golf and bragging about their best operations. the first surgeon gloats, "i just gave an amputee new legs, and now he's a champion kickboxer".
the second one remarks,"Pff! Athletics? Thanks to me, a man with cerebral palsy is a world champion pianist!"
the third surgeon says,"i got you all beat! this texan was riding a donkey and rode into a tree. both heads were too damaged, so i put the donkey's *** on the dude's neck, and now he's the president of the united states!"

 

[lanky_gunner]

Nice ones. Too bad my mouth is still sore. I can't laugh or smile...or it will hurt.

The only joke I want to hear is from Monty Python's Flying Circus. The joke was never spoken, but it was a funny skit. You would literally die laughing from it, and apparently, the joke helped the Allies win World War II. It killed Germans...I know it doesn't make sense that I want to hear it. I don't want to die or anything, but knowing a joke that funny...

Wait...how the hell did we get to here? First there was a ridiculous amount of conversation between the differences of goth and emo, and now we're telling jokes? I know this is a place to get off-topic really quickly, but this is just f***in nuts!!

Stryks, we need an update!

 

[X-x-Dyce-x-X]

To be PC, I'll use genie jokes:

Three men are walking in a desert; the only three survivors of a plane crash.
While walking, they stumble upon a dusty golden lamp. One man rubs it, and out comes a genie.
The genie says that in thanks for freeing him, he will give each man any one thing to aide them through the desert.
The first guy to decide goes up to the genie and asks for a gallon of water. The genie conjurs it up, and the man drinks, hands it to the next man to drink, who in turn hands it to the last to kill.
The second guy immediately goes up the genie and asks for a large camel. The genie conjurs it up, and the first and second guy hop on, waiting for their companion to make his wish.
After some time, the guy walks up to the genie and delightfully asks for a car door. The genie conjurs it up, hands it to the man, and disappears into the desert sand.
The third man climbs up the camel with his car door, and waits for the second man to commence riding.
After an awkward silence, the first man speaks up: "I don't get it. Why a car door?"
The third man coolly replies: "So when we get going I can roll down the window." :D


A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a familiar face.
The man looks over to see his neighbor staring at him delightfully, so the man asks: "What?"
The guy at the bar says to the man: "I'll bet you $100 I can show you something that will blow your mind."
Well, the man is older, and figures not much at this point could really surprise him this late in life, so he accepts the bet and lays down a crisp $100 bill on the bar.
The guy reaches into his bag, pulls out a 3 inch stool, and plops it on the bar. The man is not impressed.
The guy then reaches into his bag again, pulls out a 6 inch piano, and places it on the bar next to the stool. The man is amused, but still not surprised.
Finally, the guy reaches into his coat pocket, and pulls out a tiny man, must have only been about a foot tall, who climbs into the stool and starts playing Mozart on the piano.
At this point, the man's jaw is agape, and he slides the $100 bill to the chuckling fellow.
When the tiny man was done playing, he crawled into the guy's pocket once more, and the man begins packing his tiny stool and piano.
The man needed to ask: "Where the hell did you get that guy!?"
So the guy looks around the bar, and from his other coat pocket he pulls out an eight ball. He says: "Ok, since you were always friendly to me I'll lend you this. There's a genie in this eightball who will grant you any wish, but it's only good for one wish so make it worthwhile."
The man gleefully grabs the ball and runs home. He shakes the ball furiously and says: "I want a red Porsche!"
The eight ball pulls up a sign: "I'm sorry, what?"
So the man shakes the ball again and says more clearly: "I want a R-E-D P-O-R-S-C-H-E!"
After a moment, the eight ball raises a sign saying: "One more time, please. I didn't quite get that."
So the guy screams at the ball "I WANT A RED PORSCHE!!!"
The eight ball says "Oh, ok. Wish granted."
The man throws the eight ball on his floor and bolts to his garage... which is empty.
The man runs out to where he parked his car in the street earlier that day and... it's the same car.
Curious and disappointed the man walks around to the back of his house. And as he's walking into his back door, he notices that his porch is a new color... bright red!
The man angrily grabs the eight ball and storms back to the bar. The guy was still sitting there having a drink, smiling at his winnings from the night.
The man throws the ball on the desk and yells at the guy: "Hey buddy. I think your genie is hard of hearing. I asked for a red porsche and all I got was a red porch."
The guy looks at the eight ball, frowns, and said: "Yea, I know. But I thought you would have questioned earlier why I would have asked the genie for a TWELVE INCH PIANIST." :D

 

[antimatter]

dude, those were great.

 

[Reyairia]

I didn't get the second one.

 

[antimatter]

twelve inch pianist. hard of hearing. try and think of something dirty that sounds like pianist.

 

[X-x-Dyce-x-X]

I can't explain the joke because then it won't be funny, but there's a reason I put highlighted the last phrase.

 

[Reyairia]

Umm... ok.

 

[antimatter]

i kinda figured you'd yell at us in disgust, then kill us with the tail that makes the knee look weat.

 

[Ridley_Prime]

dude, those were great.

Meh. Most of these are pretty random to me...

 

[antimatter]

I like random! yes.

 

[Reyairia]

i kinda figured you'd yell at us in disgust, then kill us with the tail that makes the knee look weat.

So long as no pervy jokes are directed at me you're safe.
Plus I kinda figured it out.

 

[X-x-Dyce-x-X]

Of course the jokes are random. I mean it's not like there's a main subject matter at hand.

Also, LOL @ colbusman for attempting a "you had to see it" joke.