PsychoIncarnate
The Eternal Will of the Swarm
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Starting roster already revealed (SamuraiPanda's Conspiracy Theoracy) [Final Update]
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Sariku
Smash Master
Guys who are doing this, don't bag on SamuraiPanda.
He said he doesn't want this to be true. Don't make fun of him just because he came up with an idea. If it's true, it's true. If it's not, then it's not.
Does it matter if it's true anyways? If it isn't, you'll start with a bunch of characters. If it is, you get to unlock them all really fast. Most of us will have all the characters unlocked within a month anyways. (At most.)
If you have to give him counter evidence, like the box art theory, that's great. But don't just say "You're wrong because Kirby isn't in it and he won't be unlockable cause I said so." Give hard evidence, and support your "theoracy" as well as Panda supported his.
I wouldn't care if this is true. Again, most of us will have everything unlocked in a month. Does it matter if we unlock more or less?
Panda, your theoracy is great. Don't take what they say to heart.
I'm not talking to all of you. Only those who are mocking him and making fun of him. Everyone else is fine in my books.
EDIT - I rated this thread a 5 as well. For all those giving it bad ratings, stop it.
He said he doesn't want this to be true. Don't make fun of him just because he came up with an idea. If it's true, it's true. If it's not, then it's not.
Does it matter if it's true anyways? If it isn't, you'll start with a bunch of characters. If it is, you get to unlock them all really fast. Most of us will have all the characters unlocked within a month anyways. (At most.)
If you have to give him counter evidence, like the box art theory, that's great. But don't just say "You're wrong because Kirby isn't in it and he won't be unlockable cause I said so." Give hard evidence, and support your "theoracy" as well as Panda supported his.
I wouldn't care if this is true. Again, most of us will have everything unlocked in a month. Does it matter if we unlock more or less?
Panda, your theoracy is great. Don't take what they say to heart.
I'm not talking to all of you. Only those who are mocking him and making fun of him. Everyone else is fine in my books.
EDIT - I rated this thread a 5 as well. For all those giving it bad ratings, stop it.
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You are like the tenth person to point this out, and like the previous people, you fail to demonstrate how this proves what the starting roster is. What if Kirby were just unlocked for this screenshot??
That logic is just as bad as the point that you were trying to disprove int he first place
Why would they go out of their way to choose an unlockable character, when it would be easier to choose a starter?
Your point is as logical as what you were trying to disprove...
IMO, I can't see the E4All roster being the final roster...and I know that it's been said thousands of times before, but I just can't see there being two characters in the first scene of the SSE which aren't available from the start...
They may as well make Mario unlockable too...
Superninjabreadman
Smash Lord
Right, Sakurai obviously has evereything unlocked on his Version of Brawl. so we still cant say "LOL KERBY = STARTUR LOL"
RenegadeRaven
Smash Ace
In that pic, it was so zoomed in it was ridiculous. Why would he zoom in so much to show you a picture of Mario. I mean, it's possible that on that screen they have other unlocked characters and a possible altered character selection screen because of other characters being unlocked. They even showed Zelda playable in one of the screen shots.
Chepe
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Sorry, but I find this kinda laughable. Im sure Sakurai has to approve what goes up on his own site, even in other languages. How is it not obvious that he just sent what he wanted to say but only to NoA to be translated by Nate for an exclusive add to the US site? If we say we cannot be sure, then we also cannot be sure that Sakurai is managing the site at all...
Nate would not add a Sakurai-mock out of his own accord...
ChaoticTH
Smash Ace
SamuraiPanda: Final SMash
Dude, you didn't make a lick of sence.
Why would Sakurai go out of his way to show some hidden characters, and not just show them all. If we go by the idea that the demo is the final roster then why would Sakurai revile the 14 starts (which is still laughable) and show off 8 hidden characters, only showing those 8?
ChaoticTH
Smash Ace
IWontGetOverTheDam
Smash Lord
Now wait just a second... I'm not too sure "Theoracy" is a word!
EDIT:Disregard I guess. It seams the person in question is just spewing nonsence.
ChaoticTH
Smash Ace
Samurai Panda: Final Smash: Theoracy!
blayde_axel
Smash Master
Stop saying that, please...
ChaoticTH
Smash Ace
Samurai Panda: Special Moves, then :/
blayde_axel
Smash Master
He's actually saying it. He keeps repeating it in every thread.
OK, thanks. Saves me a lot of egg on my face.
ChaoticTH
Smash Ace
Back on topic.
Samurai Panda: Joins The Brawl
Samurai Panda: Joins The Brawl
blayde_axel
Smash Master
Will you PLEASE stop saying Samurai Panda?! God. So many pole-riders on SWF.
ChaoticTH
Smash Ace
I can say Samurai panda if I want too. It's a free country in case you forgot... lol Samurai panda... lol... Final Smash
ChaoticTH
Smash Ace
I never said I supported his theory. I WANT Sonic to be unlockable. I want to unlock Sonic with Yoshi.
Samurai panda: Final Smash
Samurai panda: Final Smash
X-x-Dyce-x-X
Smash Master
I've got a thought.
If this is the final screen, why do the characters appear to be in no particular order at all?
It seems like Sakurai threw the characters wherever the hell he could. Usually, there is an order, even from the beginning of the games, that characters from the same games/series are generally in the same area. (The only time this ever was offset was in start of Melee when Pikachu was betwixt Mario and Bowser.)
Aside from DK and Diddy being adjacent rather than next to each other, this screen also has Mario in the top left corner, Peach near the far right, and Bowser in the bottom middle. I could see if Sakurai moved a few places around (once characters were unlocked and whatnot), but there would be such a character swap once you finished SsE that it would just be confusing. Sure you'd get used to it, but why start out in a nonsensical clusterfuk?
I know this doesn't really phase the theory much (if at all), nor does it really mean anything now, but I just thought it odd. Oh, and if there is an order that I'm missing, someone please point it out.
(I thought I had one with the "blades in the center", "speedies in the middle", "powerhouses in the middle", "projectilers to the right", and "hand-to-handers to the left"... but that got totally thrown out by Pikachu being over by the projectilers and far from the speedies, DK and Yoshi away from the powerhouses, Pit and Diddy being far from the projectilers... yea, you see where I'm going. Though, this could inevitably be the "order" Sakurai is going for, with some alterations made once more characters are unlocked, of course.)
Anyone consider that, if Brawl is playable at JumpFest tomorrow and Sunday, we might see a NEW demo? Or at least one with a more extensive roster? I can't say for sure, but it's always a possibility. We can't discount the possibility of getting some more hands-on information.
X-x-Dyce-x-X
Smash Master
I don't think it will. I mean it could, but when Brawl was announced to be playable at EforAll, the US site got a notice update.
The Japanese site didn't get one of those tonight...
Brockman5
Smash Ace
Hopefully though...
Witchking_of_Angmar
Smash Lord
wtf...... of course......
I would actually like for this to happen, I think it's cool.
lilparadise
Smash Apprentice
Smashing, just smashing. I almost forgot about Jumpfest.
No, theirs is just at the top of the site. It's the first block of text you can see. They just didn't get a notice like we did.
X-x-Dyce-x-X
Smash Master
No, I don't think so. I'm not sure what the first box says, but I'm pretty sure the second one is the message from Sakurai.
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Oh! You're right! That's a message about JumpFest. My bad.
The link in the message at the top links to the JumpFest website.
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It's an inside joke... idiot
IWontGetOverTheDam
Smash Lord
SamuraiPanda makes a VERY compelling argument, however, I'm inclined not to believe it for some reason. This is so well thought out that as soon as I thought up a counter arguement, he blocked that later in the post. I guess the only argument I really have is that the Melee demo was very different from the final version. Also, I don't think that even Sakurai knew what the starting roster would be at the time the demo was finished being programmed; what I think is that he put in the characters that were done being programmed. For example, Mario is a very basic character, but Pokemon Trainer may have had some bugs to work out. As for the Kirby argument... Maybe they were still adding in Kirby hats?
Ohh I'm suppose to know that...calling it a CONSPIRACY is still idiotic.......idiot.
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"Theoracy" isn't even a word. How did that evade your scopes?
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