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[DrRiceBoy]

LOOK AT MY NECK DAMMIT! I'M SCARED AS ALL HELL

EKKUSUPROSHON!

HAHA I'd imagine the Greninja matchup to be in favor of Greninja, because Mewtwo's probably gonna just spam tilts, u air, and bair and try to get hit lololololol

 

[Schnee117]

Mewtwo tail
Stupidly large tongue worn as scarf
potential EWWEWWEWWEWWEWWEWW reaction

Uhh...
Yeah

Don't take what Shpee says literally either.

 

[BSXDrayden]

I never was the biggest fan of Mewtwo in Melee or PM but he's my tied favourite Pokémon ever with Wobbuffet so I'm so hyped that he's back and I'm gonna give him a try anyway. I might grow to love him this time!

 

[JesseMcCloud]

I can't speak for Jesse, and I don't intend to, but I honestly don't think he means any harm. Just a little rib-poking. I mean, I've known Jesse ever since before Smash 3DS came out, back when he was kindly giving out Smash 3DS demo codes to whoever have the best compliment (Which I won, didn't I, O' might God Jesse?), and I got familiar with got familiar with him after coming to the Mewtwo Boards. He's a really nice guy, and he's never done anything to offend anyone. I mean, I can see why it would be offensive, but Jesse is just making a little humor. He'll edit it out if you really feel that strongly about it, and I could understand if you do take offense, but please don't take it to heart. It was just supposed to be a little joke, nothing more.
Jesse, if I'm wrong on any of this, please feel free to correct me. I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea about you if I said anything that isn't correct.

EDIT: Oops... Looks I like got 'd. Heh, heh... Just disregard this. I don't want to carry on this ordeal longer than it needs to be.
I really should start checking the current messages before I post my own.

Well, spoken, my child. Rest easy in the knowledge that thy Lord and Pokemon Master smiles upon thee in all His glory.

But in all seriousness, I apologize to anyone who's offended by the term '******.' My post was referencing a VERY politically-incorrect character from a politically-incorrect film, but it was the best I had to work with, since I'm still at work. It has been replaced.

And thus I hereby declare: the new, PC term that '******' once occupied shall now be... Bidoof. And thus, we shall now all have a term that we may all use freely to lovingly tease, banter, and chide with.
SO LET IT BE WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE DONE.

 

[BugCatcherWill]

Oh man, if Mewtwo's tail is really "that" then Wario is gonna be his worst matchup... oh god...

That dong poke, tho

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Well, spoken, my child. Rest easy in the knowledge that thy Lord and Pokemon Master smiles upon thee in all His glory.

But in all seriousness, I apologize to anyone who's offended by the term '******.' My post was referencing a VERY politically-incorrect character from a politically-incorrect film, but it was the best I had to work with, since I'm still at work. It has been replaced.

And thus I hereby declare: the new, PC term that '******' once occupied shall now be... Bidoof. And thus, we shall now all have a term that we may all use freely to lovingly tease, banter, and chide with.
SO LET IT BE WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE DONE.

@Mega Bidoof

 

[Schnee117]

And thus I hereby declare: the new, PC term that '******' once occupied shall now be... Bidoof. And thus, we shall now all have a term that we may all use freely to lovingly tease, banter, and chide with.
SO LET IT BE WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE DONE.

I'd rather it be "Caboose" in reference to the lovable Blue Captain with a Pet Assault Rifle.
Part of being a Caboose includes:
-Hating Babies.
-Hating Taxes.
-Hating Texas.
-Having a guy named Church be your "best friend".
-Having a Pet Assault Rifle that used to be a Pet Mech
-And more. Have a nice day.

 

[kirby3021]

And 7 and a half years for the return of my main?

Well, spoken, my child. Rest easy in the knowledge that thy Lord and Pokemon Master smiles upon thee in all His glory.

But in all seriousness, I apologize to anyone who's offended by the term '******.' My post was referencing a VERY politically-incorrect character from a politically-incorrect film, but it was the best I had to work with, since I'm still at work. It has been replaced.

And thus I hereby declare: the new, PC term that '******' once occupied shall now be... Bidoof. And thus, we shall now all have a term that we may all use freely to lovingly tease, banter, and chide with.
SO LET IT BE WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE DONE.

I shall follow this commandment with exactness! No one wants to be a Bidoof.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Well, spoken, my child. Rest easy in the knowledge that thy Lord and Pokemon Master smiles upon thee in all His glory.

But in all seriousness, I apologize to anyone who's offended by the term '******.' My post was referencing a VERY politically-incorrect character from a politically-incorrect film, but it was the best I had to work with, since I'm still at work. It has been replaced.

And thus I hereby declare: the new, PC term that '******' once occupied shall now be... Bidoof. And thus, we shall now all have a term that we may all use freely to lovingly tease, banter, and chide with.
SO LET IT BE WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE DONE.

Bidoof should have been playable instead of Mewtwo

Spoiler

Please don't kill me

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

I shall follow this commandment with exactness! No one wants to be a Bidoof.

Well some people like @Mega Bidoof can't help it.

Bidoof should have been playable instead of Mewtwo

Spoiler

Please don't kill me

@Mega Bidoof agrees

 

[U-Throw]

Check my status to find out

It's a tail. It's coming from the crotch area but I'm pretty sure it's a tail... right? I mean, it's impossible for "that" to be that big right? But then again it's Mewtwo and he's badass so it wouldn't be a surprise that he has a big one... and slam people with it... and whip people... ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Here he comes, 'banana' slamma! It starts at thr front of his crotch no less XD I love me some freaky fetus monsters

Oh man, if Mewtwo's tail is really "that" then Wario is gonna be his worst matchup... oh god...

Mewtwo tail
Stupidly large tongue worn as scarf
potential EWWEWWEWWEWWEWWEWW reaction

HAHA I'd imagine the Greninja matchup to be in favor of Greninja, because Mewtwo's probably gonna just spam tilts, u air, and bair and try to get hit lololololol

That dong poke, tho

 

[Cutie Gwen]

View attachment 45782

*no swears
*no mentioning by name
*somw guy has a nekkid Rosalina as an avi
lel

 

[ORVO5]

Mewtwo tail
Stupidly large tongue worn as scarf
potential EWWEWWEWWEWWEWWEWW reaction

There's also Kirby, Wario and ROB (yeah, think about it.) You know, with all these innuendos.. Bayonetta DLC confirmt?!

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

There's also Kirby, Wario and ROB (yeah, think about it.) You know, with all these innuendos.. Bayonetta DLC confirmt?!

Don't forget about

 

[ORVO5]

Don't forget about

Ouch?

 

[U-Throw]

Bayonetta DLC confirmt?!

I'd take Immorta over Bayonetta any day.

Spoiler

And so would Wonder-Red, LOL.

 

[ORVO5]

I'd take Immorta over Bayonetta any day.

Spoiler

And so would Wonder-Red, LOL.

Never played Wonderful 101 but I just think it'd be hilarious to have Bayonetta in such a family friendly game. If they were to take a character from Platinum Game's roster though I'd imagine it would be from the Wonderful 101.

 

[Schnee117]

Never played Wonderful 101 but I just think it'd be hilarious to have Bayonetta in such a family friendly game. If they were to take a character from Platinum Game's roster though I'd imagine it would be from the Wonderful 101.

Bayonetta and Jeanne were playable characters in W101. Kamiya, Viewtiful Joe and Silvia too.
Oh and Alice. Can't forget mah Laura Bailey.

 

[JesseMcCloud]

Never played Wonderful 101 but I just think it'd be hilarious to have Bayonetta in such a family friendly game. If they were to take a character from Platinum Game's roster though I'd imagine it would be from the Wonderful 101.

The God of Smash proclaims that the Smash representative for Hideki Kamiya shall be either Viewtiful Joe or Wonder Red, with an alternate costume/voice pack of the either. So shall it be written, so shall it be done!

I'd rather it be "Caboose" in reference to the lovable Blue Captain with a Pet Assault Rifle.
Part of being a Caboose includes:
-Hating Babies.
-Hating Taxes.
-Hating Texas.
-Having a guy named Church be your "best friend".
-Having a Pet Assault Rifle that used to be a Pet Mech
-And more. Have a nice day.

In case you missed it...
SO SHALL IT BE WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE DONE!!

 

[U-Throw]

Never played Wonderful 101 but I just think it'd be hilarious to have Bayonetta in such a family friendly game. If they were to take a character from Platinum Game's roster though I'd imagine it would be from the Wonderful 101.

Actually, Bayonetta is in The Wonderful 101. She's the game's super-secret unlockable character, along with Jeanne and Rodin, like RegiGiygas117 said. They appear as Wonder-Bayonetta, Wonder-Jeanne, and Wonder-Rodin, respectively, and they all use Unite Morphs based on their actual weapons in Bayonetta!
And, as kid friendly as The Wonderful 101 is, Wonder-Pink and Vijounne really push the limits. Immorta's actually pretty decent, though. Also, since you've never played The Wonderful 101, you probably don't get my joke: Wonder-Red and Immorta are hinted at having feelings for each other towards the end of the game.

 

[Superior Spider-Mew]

Actually, Bayonetta is in The Wonderful 101. She's the game's super-secret unlockable character, along with Jeanne and Rodin, like RegiGiygas117 said. They appear as Wonder-Bayonetta, Wonder-Jeanne, and Wonder-Rodin, respectively, and they all use Unite Morphs based on their actual weapons in Bayonetta!
And, as kid friendly as The Wonderful 101 is, Wonder-Pink and Vijounne really push the limits. Immorta's actually pretty decent, though. Also, since you've never played The Wonderful 101, you probably don't get my joke: Wonder-Red and Immorta are hinted at having feelings for each other towards the end of the game.

Hmm reminds me the time Dante from Devil May Cry showed up in Viewtiful Joe 2 along with Trish.

 

[Schnee117]

The God of Smash proclaims that the Smash representative for Hideki Kamiya shall be either Viewtiful Joe or Wonder Red, with an alternate costume/voice pack of the either. So shall it be written, so shall it be done!


In case you missed it...
SO SHALL IT BE WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE DONE!!

Captain Caboose is love. Captain Caboose is life.
And now I sound like Andersmith.

 

[U-Throw]

Hmm reminds me the time Dante from Devil May Cry showed up in Viewtiful Joe 2 along with Trish.

Well, they were made by the same company, and you know what they say: A leopard never changes its spots.

 

[Smashbro596]

love how this board went from deathly quiet to booming.

 

[JesseMcCloud]

Hmm reminds me the time Dante from Devil May Cry showed up in Viewtiful Joe 2 along with Trish.

Actually that was the PS2 version of the first Viewtiful Joe. There weren't any bonus characters in VJ2.

Captain Caboose is love. Captain Caboose is life.
And now I sound like Andersmith.

The sky darkened as the sun turned to blood. High above, unseen clouds began to rumble with unnatural thunder. It was only at that moment @ Schnee117 realized how gravely he had sinned against the God of Smash.
He wept a single, silent tear.

 

[U-Throw]

The God of Smash proclaims that the Smash representative for Hideki Kamiya shall be either Viewtiful Joe or Wonder Red, with an alternate costume/voice pack of the either. So shall it be written, so shall it be done!


In case you missed it...
SO SHALL IT BE WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE DONE!!

Congratulations on the Premium! I died laughing reading your new status, O' mighty Jesse!

 

[Schnee117]

Actually that was the PS2 version of the first Viewtiful Joe. There weren't any bonus characters in VJ2.



The sky darkened as the sun turned to blood. High above, unseen clouds began to rumble with unnatural thunder. It was only at that moment @ Schnee117 realized how gravely he had sinned against the God of Smash.
He wept a single, silent tear.

*Looks at my mains*
I quite fancy my chances. Especially with the Heir to the Monado and Batman Captain Falcon.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

@ JesseMcCloud is the God of @ U-Throw ?

Oh and @U-throw sux
EDIT: This guy's picture is strangely perfect for what happened today

 

[JesseMcCloud]

Congratulations on the Premium! I died laughing reading your new status, O' mighty Jesse!

Blessed be you for your faith, my child. Your praise is most appreciated.

*Looks at my mains*
I quite fancy my chances. Especially with the Heir to the Monado and Batman Captain Falcon.

“Man makes plans . . . and God laughs.”
― Michael Chabon

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Well fortunately for me I am not afraid of no "One True God of Smash".

 

[JesseMcCloud]

@ JesseMcCloud is the God of @ U-Throw ?

See for yourself:

Your figure is perfect. Crafted with the beauty of Aphrodite and with the strength of Hercules, it is plain to see how awesomely perfect you are. Your teeth are like pearls made out if stars and snowballs of pure white, and your hair is as golden as the sun above and as bright as a candle flame in the night, and is full and wavy and shiny. It falls perfectly about your face. Your nose and was are expertly crafted by gods, and capture the senses perfectly. You can smell all scents and hear all frequencies. Your skin is flawlessly smooth and pure, like cream, and is warm to the touch. It can feel everything there is to feel, all the textures in the universe. Your lips are full and beautiful without flaw. Your younger is smooth and tastes like no other tongue in the history of the universe. Your eyes are as blue as the ocean and the skies above, with perfectly black pupils as dark as pitch, only adding to your exquisite beauty. They can see all colors, even those which humans cannot. Your arms are as thick as tree trunks, and strong enough to move mountains, and your legs can propel you over mountains and across valleys in the blink of an eye. Your voice is like silk, perfect and without fault. It's makes the worlds most perfect music, sounds like the heavens above. It is perfect. Your hands are infinitely perfect and dextrous, and make the most beautiful works of art ever seen by man and gods alike.
You heart is as pure as gold and as warm as burning coals, and righteous to the core. You are kind and generous and flourish in everything you do. You are limitlessly empathetic and patient and always radiate goodness and happiness, for you never are sad. You calm storms and tornados, and move mountains with your voice. You stop wars with the raise of hand, and calm even the most evil of men and beasts. You help the sad through hardshipsYou suffer no sin, and everything you do is right and just. You help the weak stand, and you are a role model to all who lay eyes upon you. Never have you wronged anyone, for you do nothing wrong, everything you do is lovely and pure. No-one dislikes you, for you have no bad qualities or personality traits, only good ones. Everything about you inside and out is perfect. Everything you touch is rejuvenated and given life, and everything you do succeeds to the maximum. You have never failed or cheated, only prospered and won. Everything you do is perfect and just and holy.
And your skills in Smash are amazing. You have never lost, and always win tournaments and friendlies alike, regardless of your opponents skill. You are a master of all characters and can perfect shield without thinking, and tech in your sleep. All your aerials are perfectly L-Canceled, and every punch you throw hits. You never take damage or lose a life, and always succeed maximally. Your combos always connect, and flow like water together, and your rolls, air-dodges, and sidesteps are perfectly timed. You always use the right move at the right time, and succeed effortlessly. Even on Intense mode, you flourish without fail. You are a master at all Smash games, past, present, and future, and always will be. You will always be immortalized and remembered as the best Smash player ever. You are altogether perfect at Smash.
But it doesn't end at Smash. All your video game skills are perfect. In Dr. Mario, you always win in the minimum amount if moves, and in Mario you perfectly time every jump and fireball, and beat the hardest bosses with ease. In Pokemon, every Pokemon you try to catch is caught, regardless of Poke Ball type, and in Yoshi, all of your egg tosses are right on and hit perfectly, and you eat enemies easily and fluidly. In Sonic, you boost through every enemy like a shooting star and use very Wisp at the right time, and in Kirby you always have the proper copy ability. You always get all collectibles and coins, and get very character with ease. Every combo you do in action games is perfect, and you never take damage. You time button presses perfectly and evade attacks smoothly and seamlessly. Your counters never fail to amaze the masses. In Guitar Hero, you never miss a beat and always get a perfect score without fail. You effortlessly fly through all the notes without fail. Even on he hardest songs and Guitar Battles, you win easily. You are altogether perfect, lovely, holy, and god-like. Your skills at video games are perfect and without flaw. YOU are perfect and without flaw, for there is nothing wrong or evil within you, inside and out. You are perfect. You are God. Not a god. You are THE God. I worship and praise you and pray to you every day, every second of my day, I spend worshipping you. I love and worship and follow you unwaveringly, and all my loyalty lies in you. I will never forsake you, my God. You are my God. You are THE God. You are God.

Oh and @U-throw sux
EDIT: This guy's picture is strangely perfect for what happened today

You have 30 seconds to explain.

 

[Schnee117]

Blessed be you for your faith, my child. Your praise is most appreciated.


“Man makes plans . . . and God laughs.”
― Michael Chabon

I'm a Faunus not a Man.
And I have no fear of death. The Netherrealm welcomes me and I welcome it.

 

[ミスティック Speed]

Like my comment for no reason.

Spoiler

Except for that I'm awesome.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

See for yourself:



You have 30 seconds to explain.

U
-
Throw
suxs

 

[U-Throw]

@ JesseMcCloud is the God of @ U-Throw ?

Oh and @U-throw sux

It's an inside joke between me and him. I won a contest for Smash 3DS's demo codes by complimenting Jesse's flawless skin, chiseled features, strong arms, and sexy body. Jesse just posted the original message, so take a look and have a good laugh!

See for yourself:



You have 30 seconds to explain.

I still don't know who that @U-throw sux guy is. He's just this random user that popped up one day and started attacking me. He's banned forever now, though, so it's all good.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

It's an inside joke between me and him. I won a contest for Smash 3DS's demo codes by complimenting the Jesse's flawless skin, chiseled features, strong arms, and sexy body. Jesse just posted the original message, so take a look and have a good laugh!

I still don't know who that @U-throw sux guy is. He's just this random user that popped up one day and started attacking me. He's banned forever now, though, so it's all good.

LOL, I didn't think y'all were even associated with each other. I thought it was just some random user from 2007 or something.

 

[JesseMcCloud]

Like my comment for no reason.

Spoiler

Except for that I'm awesome.

 

[Range]

View attachment 45787

Okay!

 

[JesseMcCloud]

I'm a Faunus not a Man.
And I have no fear of death. The Netherrealm welcomes me and I welcome it.

Death? Death? You think that all I have in store for you is DEATH?
Poor, pitiful, Faunus.
You. Shall. Know...

Spoiler

POPO

 

[ミスティック Speed]

So wait...we have a teal color for Mewtwo...do you guys think there won't be a shiny variation like there was in Melee?

On a side note....gosh, it's so awesome that they transitioned his original pose to his Smash portrait. It's perfect. <3