Wintropy
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This thread seems like a lot of fun and I could do with sharpening my dialogue overall. Since we've drifted off of the topic of Codec conversations in specific and into more generalised banter, I'll try my hands at some other well-known commentators' accounts of our fair blue-haired princess.
Lucina: Halt!
Pit: Huh? Wait, are you talking to me?
Lucina: Those wings...that bow...I've never seen anything like them. From what land do you hail, traveler?
Pit: Uh, Lady Palutena, do you know this person?
Palutena: I can't say that I do. But from the looks of things, I'd be careful if I were you. That sword looks like it could do some serious damage!
Pit: Yeah, right. Damage. To me. With a sword. A big, sharp sword. Oh, man, why'd it have to be swords?!
Palutena: Cheer up, Pit! I'm almost positive you can take her on.
Lucina: To whom do you speak, traveler?
Pit: Hey, hey, wait a sec! Almost positive?!
Lucina: Are you...talking to yourself? Is this some kind of knave's prank?
Pit: Just a sec, lady! I'm kind of busy here!
Lucina: Enough of this! Draw your blade, feathered trickster, and face me!
Pit: Oh no, no, no, no! Hey, watch it! Careful with that thing, you could...OUCH! Not the face, NOT THE FACE!
Palutena: ...Make that slightly positive.
(Alternatively...)
Lucina: This temple is most unusual...devoid of any sense of life, yet so pristine and tranquil. I feel as though my soul is set at ease just by being here. What I would not give to have a realm like this in our future...
Palutena: Oh, hello there.
Lucina: Huh?!
Palutena: I said, hello there. Can I help you?
Lucina: Who are you? Where did you come from?
Palutena: Oh, me? I'm Palutena, the Goddess of Light. I sort of own this place, y'know.
Lucina: I see...then you are a divine being?
Palutena: That's about the long and short of it, yes.
Lucina: Oh...oh my! I...I apologise, M'Lady! I did not mean to desecrate such sacred ground...nor to speak to you in such irreverent tones!
Palutena: Oh, it's alright. Really, it is! This place has been kind of a mess since I let Pit clean up after himself last week...
Lucina: I...I see. Then, with your blessing, M'Lady, I shall leave now. I should not wish to cast sacrilege upon these hallowed halls.
Palutena: Hey, now, where do you think you're going?
Lucina: ...I...thought I was about to take my leave...?
Palutena: Not so fast, you're not! You look like you know how to hold your own in combat, little girl. I'm presuming that sword of yours isn't just for show, right?
Lucina: ...
Palutena: Since you're here and everything, how about we got a few rounds? Just us girls. Who knows? Maybe if you're good enough, I'll even hire you full-time to whip Pit and the Centurions into shape!
Lucina: ...
Palutena: Believe me, kiddo, I don't take no for an answer! Now, think you can show a goddess a thing or two about how to fight like a dear old princess?
Lucina: ...People of this realm are strange indeed...
Pit: Huh? Wait, are you talking to me?
Lucina: Those wings...that bow...I've never seen anything like them. From what land do you hail, traveler?
Pit: Uh, Lady Palutena, do you know this person?
Palutena: I can't say that I do. But from the looks of things, I'd be careful if I were you. That sword looks like it could do some serious damage!
Pit: Yeah, right. Damage. To me. With a sword. A big, sharp sword. Oh, man, why'd it have to be swords?!
Palutena: Cheer up, Pit! I'm almost positive you can take her on.
Lucina: To whom do you speak, traveler?
Pit: Hey, hey, wait a sec! Almost positive?!
Lucina: Are you...talking to yourself? Is this some kind of knave's prank?
Pit: Just a sec, lady! I'm kind of busy here!
Lucina: Enough of this! Draw your blade, feathered trickster, and face me!
Pit: Oh no, no, no, no! Hey, watch it! Careful with that thing, you could...OUCH! Not the face, NOT THE FACE!
Palutena: ...Make that slightly positive.
(Alternatively...)
Lucina: This temple is most unusual...devoid of any sense of life, yet so pristine and tranquil. I feel as though my soul is set at ease just by being here. What I would not give to have a realm like this in our future...
Palutena: Oh, hello there.
Lucina: Huh?!
Palutena: I said, hello there. Can I help you?
Lucina: Who are you? Where did you come from?
Palutena: Oh, me? I'm Palutena, the Goddess of Light. I sort of own this place, y'know.
Lucina: I see...then you are a divine being?
Palutena: That's about the long and short of it, yes.
Lucina: Oh...oh my! I...I apologise, M'Lady! I did not mean to desecrate such sacred ground...nor to speak to you in such irreverent tones!
Palutena: Oh, it's alright. Really, it is! This place has been kind of a mess since I let Pit clean up after himself last week...
Lucina: I...I see. Then, with your blessing, M'Lady, I shall leave now. I should not wish to cast sacrilege upon these hallowed halls.
Palutena: Hey, now, where do you think you're going?
Lucina: ...I...thought I was about to take my leave...?
Palutena: Not so fast, you're not! You look like you know how to hold your own in combat, little girl. I'm presuming that sword of yours isn't just for show, right?
Lucina: ...
Palutena: Since you're here and everything, how about we got a few rounds? Just us girls. Who knows? Maybe if you're good enough, I'll even hire you full-time to whip Pit and the Centurions into shape!
Lucina: ...
Palutena: Believe me, kiddo, I don't take no for an answer! Now, think you can show a goddess a thing or two about how to fight like a dear old princess?
Lucina: ...People of this realm are strange indeed...
Doc Louis: Alright, Mac, now pay attention. Lucina's got speed and she's got skill. You mess with her, you're gonna get skewered, Mac baby! Just keep your head on right and watch her every move. Wait'll she's tired herself out and then move in for the kill! Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! Speaking o' which, how 'bout you go and float on over to the snack bar and sting your ol' pal Doc up a few candy bars after the fight?
(Alternatively...)
Doc Louis: Keep your wits about you, Mac baby! Lucina may look like a sweethearted little gal, but don't let that pretty face fool you: she's a knockout in more ways than one! Oh, and don't feel too bad 'bout hittin' a girl, Mac. After all, she hit you first!
(Alternatively...)
Doc Louis: Keep your wits about you, Mac baby! Lucina may look like a sweethearted little gal, but don't let that pretty face fool you: she's a knockout in more ways than one! Oh, and don't feel too bad 'bout hittin' a girl, Mac. After all, she hit you first!
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