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Sometimes reading through Smashboards is like eating a glass-filled hot pocket

Veril

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Link to original post: [drupal=1480]Sometimes reading through Smashboards is like eating a glass-filled hot pocket[/drupal]



I mean... its there... in your friend's freezer... and you just eat it. I mean, you don't know its molten, only partly food, radioactive, and filled with glass. You just see meatballs and some cheese (maybe) in a little dough pouch. Then your internal organs attempt to escape your body and you know what a terrible mistake you've made.

Basically you've got:

MK John's: ~20% of Smashboards content
tier lists for everything: 15%
random spam: 15%
non-MK John's: ~10%
indecipherable gibberish: 10%
pointless elitest debates: 5%
10chars: 5%

Useful information: maybe 20%, but its buried in the above.


Anyway, Brawl+ balance stuff:

-If I had a nickel for every time I heard someone say a character is broken in B+ I would be able to buy Smashboards.

Who do people say is broken: these are the ones I've heard, in no order.
1. Sheik
2. ZSS
3. Diddy Kong
4. MK
5. GW
6. Jigglypuff
7. Captain Falcon
8. Fox
9. Wario
10. Marth
11. Luigi
12. Kirby

Other than the fact that a lot of the cast could be easily improved in minor ways, and these characters could have minor nerfs (if they even need any), and that some of these aren't really broken, and that it isn't tested competitively, and its all fixable... don't you think that 12+ broken characters by default makes them pretty d*** balanced than any smash game has been so far.

I believe that all of these characters have hard counters or exploitable flaws. I'll try to talk about what I've seen having played the game.

Ex. Jiggs: I know a ton about B+ Jiggs mechanics at this point, I've been finding combo % ranges and have an idea of what most of her combos are.

-weaknesses: she is soooo light, and with increased hitstun, she has less ability to momentum cancel. With the buffing of a lot of characters movesets this is her biggest problem. She still suffers from limited range. In vBrawl the answer was pound... pound doesn't combo well at all. Jiggs has 0-D combos on most of the cast... but they require moves that are extremely difficult to land on an opponent who spaces well. She still really has trouble with disjointed hitboxes.

-counters: Ness is imo a hard counter. Jiggs cannot effectively deal with f-air and if he gets a grab he has a ton of options including the b-throw of death. His aerials space well and he can KO us extremely early. I'm not gonna say more out of self interest, but yeah... he's got a lot going for him here.
Luigi is even worse for Jiggs than he was in vBrawl... ugh. That's enough for now (lol Bias)

Ex 2. Sheik could be balanced better if the f-air knockback was reduced. Wow, that was easy.
 

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Why are you eating a Hotpocket in the first place? I mean come on, now they have the breakfast Hotpocket! So you can have a Hotpocket for breakfast, a Hotpocket for lunch, and be dead by dinner.

That aside, I know what you mean. It's rare that I find any real useful information about my character and such.

And I feel kind of bad because I know that I fall under the category of "pointless elitist debates."
 
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Wow, I just ate a breakfast Hot Pocket. It had bacon in it.
 

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Why are you eating a Hotpocket in the first place? I mean come on, now they have the breakfast Hotpocket! So you can have a Hotpocket for breakfast, a Hotpocket for lunch, and be dead by dinner.
That was Jim Gaffigan, right? If not, then who was it? I remember hearing a comedian say that joke before, if know it . . .
 

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Change the title to "Sometimes reading through Smashboards is like playing Brawl" and your guaranteed to get a more popular thread.
:laugh:.

However, I do believe the boards have become more spammy in the past few months, especially since Brawl+ got it's own section, leaving the n000b's and about 3 threads that have been going strong for months in the GBD.
User blogs has basically become a pseudo-social group.

MK debates aren't as frequent now, and I'd say there's a higher amount of 10chars and spam than there are tier lists (well official ones that is- make your own tierlist and manly list don't count).
 

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Dude, Zelda is so broken. I wouldn't have lost that last set if he didn't use Zelda. Her up-air is just too broken. She should go back to the way she was in Melee >;(


lolz.
 

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It is Sheik's destiny to be broken, even though she never has been... Sheik is br0ken! :mad:
 

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MK debates aren't as frequent now, and I'd say there's a higher amount of 10chars and spam than there are tier lists (well official ones that is- make your own tierlist and manly list don't count).
I never said debates, I said Johns. This is somewhat broader. I also never said official "tier lists", the crap ones totally count... as content.
 

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change the title to reading thru the brawl section. non smash sections arent THAT bad.

glass flavor, never had it. my friend usually tells me which hot pockets are good, i'll let him try it first.
 

M-WUZ-H3R3

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I love hot pockets.

I tried a chicken artichoke spinach hot pocket a while back.
Epicness
 

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Leik omg, marth is sooo broken and his sword dance is sooo annoying to deal with and he has that stupid tip thingy :/

8D
 

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Smash Elitists don't have a **** thing to worry about, because they are too busy wh0ring Tournament Listings to worry about everything else.

Har Har.
 

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That hotpocket sounds good, lol most of those percentages r either true or be edit to more likeable percentages

@ Heartz: to tru lulz
 

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So basically this is a thread where you wanted to post Brawl+ stuff in User Blogs? You created a story and added B+ stuff in.

I see.
 

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No, this is basically a thread where you SHUT UP :mad:
 

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d*** is it really that bad? I mean the month I was in it, it wasn't that great and I have heard stories. Dude brawl sounds like it's killing it's self it so many ways. gald melee boards isn 't anywhere close to that
 
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User Blogs

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15% "Who should I main?!?"
10% Useful, insightful blogs
40% *******es who necro threads from months ago *cough*
5% Zook
5% OTL people using this as their getaway forum
10% Lol Koth
And finally... 10% Epic lulz
 

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User Blogs

5% newbies thinking it's the Meet & Greet
15% "Who should I main?!?"
10% Useful, insightful blogs
40% *******es who necro threads from months ago *cough*
5% Zook
5% OTL people using this as their getaway forum
10% Lol Koth
And finally... 10% Epic lulz
Almost correct.
 

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User Blogs

5% newbies thinking it's the Meet & Greet
15% "Who should I main?!?"
10% Useful, insightful blogs
40% *******es who necro threads from months ago *cough*
5% Zook
5% OTL people using this as their getaway forum
10% Lol Koth
And finally... 10% Epic lulz
Yeah, pretty much.

Someone needs to make this a pie chart right now.
 

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This part of the forums belongs to me.
I hijacked it for God knows what reason.

Well, it's because I love good blogs, and hilarious tangents that come out from some replies.
 

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Link to original post: [drupal=1480]Sometimes reading through Smashboards is like eating a glass-filled hot pocket[/drupal]



I mean... it's there... in your friend's freezer... and you just eat it. I mean, you don't know it's molten, only partly food, radioactive, and filled with glass. You just see meatballs and some cheese (maybe) in a little dough pouch. Then your internal organs attempt to escape your body and you know what a terrible mistake you've made.
You forgot that .1% of all posts are grammar nazi corrections.
:bee:
 
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