It's probably something like this:
Snake: No this cannot be!
Snake: Otakon what does the scouter say about his power level?
Otakon: Don't make me say it Snake...
Snake: Just say it...
Otakon: It's not funny anymore... just stop it.
Snake: **** he just shot me in the face! Are you happy now?
Otakon: I've never been happy.
Snake: He's stabbing me, the #*@!er is stabbing me!
Otakon: Maybe you should just not get hit?
Snake: There's bombs, arrows, and boomerangs everywhere. Oh god!
Otakon: Have you though of talking to the guy?
Snake: I DID YOU @#$HOLE! I DID! ALL HE SAYS IS "HYAAAAA!", OR "EEYYYAAAAAH!"
Otakon: Well, I did my best.
Snake: Oh god there's lava here! What sick ******* would put lava here?!
*Meanwhile*
Link: That guy looks like he's schizophrenic Navi, all he does is talk to himself.
Navi: Stab him Link. Stab him in the eye.
lmao, that was awesome. It's been a while since I've had a good laugh on the Link boards. All Aurashade does now is bash on noobs so a lot of the time it's not even funny anymore. I'm seriously considering siging this lol.
@Arkive, lol @ mindrape. I need to remember that one, good stuff.
@Crow, imo Norfair is Link's best stage hands down.
The Breakdown:
1. Significantly helps Link's recovery more than any other stage.
2. Low ceiling for easy dair, u-tilt, d-smash kills.
3. Perfect platform set up for amazing spaming maneuvers and near perfect stage control as far as Link standards go, as well as dair auto cancels from above.
4. Golden Sun music.....honestly, come on. That should be the only reason needed to play this stage.
5. Link is obviously gonna have a hard time in any matchup. Think of the lava as an equalizer. As long as both players are relatively skilled at avoiding it or comboing into it, they both have an equal chance of getting screwed over by it. I mean, you're at a disadvantage to begin with if you pick Link. By playing on a level that has the potential to kill or rack up damage on you, it has just as much of a chance to do it to your opponent, overall, significantly moving the matchup towards your favor.
And as far as the grab gimp, I think you're referring to the one on Norfair. I was considering it, but he was coming from underneath the section of the stage near the edge so even if I grabbed him he might have grabbed the edge on the release. Honestly though, I wasnt too worried about it. I mean, as soon as I picked Norfair I already knew I was gonna win, so I wasn't trying for any desperate kills that could have been match determining.
Remember.....I control the lava. ^_^
