Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Me too..."

So, what's your story?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

So, what's your story?

Jaune: "What do you mean?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "What do you mean?"

I mean where did you come from?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-And quick, trying to find where the others are-
---
Ah, but you don't have as much energy as that homunculus does, do you?

-Oh, that makes sense for Rapidash-

-It would be a small spy for sure-
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Bunyan: "Can we keep him!"

Kuro: "We can't simply take spirits out of forests like that"

Urbosa: "I hope Mipha is alright..."

-as Zoras are very weak the lightning, Mipha is the only one who is still unconscious-

-she'd probably actually be dead right now if Chaldea didn't have any healers; it's that bad-
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Link: -ATTEMPTING A SHEIKAH WARP WHILE MEGATRON IS BUSY CHATTING-
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Kanna: "It clearly doesn't want to stay here..."

I'm fortunate I didn't get fried myself...But I can tell she's very strong. She might be injured, but she has to be alive. And we'll find her.

"That's to be expected, sadly. Also, most of the Pokemon are unconscious, in addition to Mipha, but other than that, everyone else has recovered...At least no one perished from the trap."
___

...

"DOES I T WORK?!"
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(I don't have friends...No friends in the forest...)

"Specter Knight, Abigail and Mary appeared moments later"

-
Jack: "Maybe she's summoning hydras to deal with them!"

(Yeah!)

"Unknown to them she's just captured..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Urbosa: "I hope Mipha is alright..."

-as Zoras are very weak the lightning, Mipha is the only one who is still unconscious-

-she'd probably actually be dead right now if Chaldea didn't have any healers; it's that bad-
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Link: -ATTEMPTING A SHEIKAH WARP WHILE MEGATRON IS BUSY CHATTING-
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Kanna: "It clearly doesn't want to stay here..."

I'm fortunate I didn't fried myself...But I can tell she's very strong. She might be injured, but she has to be alive. And we'll find her.

"That's to be expected, sadly. Also, most of the Pokemon are unconscious, in addition to Mipha, but other than that, everyone else has recovered...At least no one perished from the trap."
___

"DOES I T WORK?!
___

(I don't have friends...No friends in the forest...)

"Specter Knight, Abigail and Mary appeared moments later"

Frankenstein: "We're lucky, endurance, and electric powers!"

-Medea Lily is doing everything she can to heal her back up-
---
-Megatron doesn't sees him teleport... But rather than his room in Chaldea, he would arrive at a lab- :V
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Mary: "Hey, what's happening here?"

(Yeah!)

"Unknown to them she's just captured..."

Jack: "I wonder if plant should have gone with her, though"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "I wonder if plant should have gone with her, though"

(She's pretty tough on her own. I'm sure she's fine!)

 

[Digital Hazard]

(She's pretty tough on her own. I'm sure she's fine!)

Jack: "She's one of the strongest Servants ever!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I mean where did you come from?

Jaune: "It's a long story..."

I'm fortunate I didn't get fried myself...But I can tell she's very strong. She might be injured, but she has to be alive. And we'll find her.

"That's to be expected, sadly. Also, most of the Pokemon are unconscious, in addition to Mipha, but other than that, everyone else has recovered...At least no one perished from the trap."
___

...

"DOES I T WORK?!"
___

(I don't have friends...No friends in the forest...)

"Specter Knight, Abigail and Mary appeared moments later"

Frankenstein: "We're lucky, endurance, and electric powers!"

-Medea Lily is doing everything she can to heal her back up-
---
-Megatron doesn't sees him teleport... But rather than his room in Chaldea, he would arrive at a lab- :V
---
Mary: "Hey, what's happening here?"

Urbosa: "For the sake of those invaders' limb staying attached to their bodies, let's hope you're right."
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Link: "... Oh, someone moved the medaillion, I guess. But hey, I got away." :V
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Kanna: "Awwww..." -sees Mary- "Oh, hey, Mary."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Frankenstein: "We're lucky, endurance, and electric powers!"

-Medea Lily is doing everything she can to heal her back up-
---
-Megatron doesn't sees him teleport... But rather than his room in Chaldea, he would arrive at a lab- :V
---
Mary: "Hey, what's happening here?"

Jack: "I wonder if plant should have gone with her, though"

Jaune: "It's a long story..."



Urbosa: "For the sake of those invaders' limb staying attached to their bodies, let's hope you're right."
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Link: "... Oh, someone moved the medaillion, I guess. But hey, I got away." :V
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Kanna: "Awwww..." -sees Mary- "Oh, hey, Mary."

I don't plan on ensuring their limbs stay intact either way. They're already hurt our friends families enough.

We can agree on exactly how to kick their butts while we're walking. Let's go!

"The group continues the search through the base..."
___

Star: Ugh, why won't my scissors work?!

..I can tell you about another strong power source, you know. An alternative, if you will.
___

"This ghost was all alone and just called out hoping to find friends..."

Jack: "She's one of the strongest Servants ever!"

"And she isn't alone!"

"...And yet, she was still captured..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "It's a long story..."

Rumble allows us to speak at least, so I have time for it.

"And she isn't alone!"

"...And yet, she was still captured..."

-In a trap that, being fair, nobody saw coming-

Jack: "I'm sure she'll be back in a few days"

Urbosa: "For the sake of those invaders' limb staying attached to their bodies, let's hope you're right."
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Link: "... Oh, someone moved the medaillion, I guess. But hey, I got away." :V
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Kanna: "Awwww..." -sees Mary- "Oh, hey, Mary."

I don't plan on ensuring their limbs stay intact either way. They're already hurt our friends families enough.

We can agree on exactly how to kick their butts while we're walking. Let's go!

"The group continues the search through the base..."
___

Star: Ugh, why won't my scissors work?!

..I can tell you about another strong power source, you know. An alternative, if you will.
___

"This ghost was all alone and just called out hoping to find friends..."

-Finding more robots individually and groups, most looking the same, being generic footsoldiers-
---
-And then Link got instantly grabbed-

Oh, do tell?
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Mary: "Hello! What's happening?" -They got told then- "Oh... L-Let's take it with us!" -Knows better than anyone present the awfulness of being alone-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I don't plan on ensuring their limbs stay intact either way. They're already hurt our friends families enough.

We can agree on exactly how to kick their butts while we're walking. Let's go!

"The group continues the search through the base..."
___

Star: Ugh, why won't my scissors work?!

..I can tell you about another strong power source, you know. An alternative, if you will.
___

"This ghost was all alone and just called out hoping to find friends..."

-Finding more robots individually and groups, most looking the same, being generic footsoldiers-
---
-And then Link got instantly grabbed-

Oh, do tell?
---
Mary: "Hello! What's happening?" -They got told then- "Oh... L-Let's take it with us!" -Knows better than anyone present the awfulness of being alone-

Uborsa: "Practically a waste of our fighting skills..."
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Link: "Huh?!"
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Kanna: "It must've spent a long time being alone... just like I did when I thought Mama died with everyone else in my home realm..."

Rumble allows us to speak at least, so I have time for it.

Jaune: -not sure if he can trust him-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Finding more robots individually and groups, most looking the same, being generic footsoldiers-
---
-And then Link got instantly grabbed-

Oh, do tell?
---
Mary: "Hello! What's happening?" -They got told then- "Oh... L-Let's take it with us!" -Knows better than anyone present the awfulness of being alone-

Uborsa: "Practically a waste of our fighting skills..."
---
Link: "Huh?!"
---
Kanna: "It must've spent a long time being alone... just like I did when I thought Mama died with everyone else in my home realm..."

These guys are just like bigger Cluster Prime drones...Strong in numbers, weak in literally everything else.

___

I could, and I might...if I can get a guarantee all of my friends will be spared.
___

Specter: Wait. What is this spirit, exactly...?

Phantump...

"A type of Pokemon, no doubt...Just a very ghostly one"

-In a trap that, being fair, nobody saw coming-

Jack: "I'm sure she'll be back in a few days"

(The fight can't take too long, right?)

 

[Digital Hazard]

Uborsa: "Practically a waste of our fighting skills..."
---
Link: "Huh?!"
---
Kanna: "It must've spent a long time being alone... just like I did when I thought Mama died with everyone else in my home realm..."

These guys are just like bigger Cluster Prime drones...Strong in numbers, weak in literally everything else.

___

I could, and I might...if I can get a guarantee all of my friends will be spared.
___

Specter: Wait. What is this spirit, exactly...?

Phantump...

"A type of Pokemon, no doubt...Just a very ghostly one"

-Heracles can't help but ponder if they will find stronger ones eventually... Generals, or something of the sort-
---
-A large metallic hand!-

Let's see what it would be then... -Of course, Megatron is obviously not gonna keep his word- :V
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Mary: "It looks cute!" -Hug- "You won't be alone!"

Jaune: -not sure if he can trust him-

-But does he can do anything else now?-

(The fight can't take too long, right?)

Jack: "Probably not..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

These guys are just like bigger Cluster Prime drones...Strong in numbers, weak in literally everything else.

___

I could, and I might...if I can get a guarantee all of my friends will be spared.
___

Specter: Wait. What is this spirit, exactly...?

Phantump...

"A type of Pokemon, no doubt...Just a very ghostly one"

-Heracles can't help but ponder if they will find stronger ones eventually... Generals, or something of the sort-
---
-A large metallic hand!-

Let's see what it would be then... -Of course, Megatron is obviously not gonna keep his word- :V
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Mary: "It looks cute!" -Hug- "You won't be alone!"

Daruk: -wondered the same as Heracles-
---
-he tried cutting it with a Guardian Sword-

Palu: "What makes you think he'll keep his word, Gaster?"
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Kanna: "Seems to be a Pokemon, if I had to guess."

-But does he can do anything else now?-

-not reallt...-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-not reallt...-

-Yeah, he has nothing to lose on chatting a bit-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Heracles can't help but ponder if they will find stronger ones eventually... Generals, or something of the sort-
---
-A large metallic hand!-

Let's see what it would be then... -Of course, Megatron is obviously not gonna keep his word- :V
---
Mary: "It looks cute!" -Hug- "You won't be alone!"

-But does he can do anything else now?-

Jack: "Probably not..."

Daruk: -wondered the same as Heracles-
---
-he tried cutting it with a Guardian Sword-

Palu: "What makes you think he'll keep his word, Gaster?"
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Kanna: "Seems to be a Pokemon, if I had to guess."

"So did Undyne"
___

What else have I got to lose? At least you'll all outlive me...

"He's aware of Megatron's nature, but Gaster has a plan of his own, actually"
___

Specter: Quite unusual...

"Smiled at the hug"

Jack: "Probably not..."

"Little do they know..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Yeah, he has nothing to lose on chatting a bit-

-except maybe leaking info to a potential traitor?-

"So did Undyne"
___

What else have I got to lose? At least you'll all outlive me...

"He's aware of Megatron's nature, but Gaster has a plan of his own, actually"
___

Specter: Quite unusual...

"Smiled at the hug"

-maybe they should spar to let some steam off? :V-

-... not the right time-
---
-oh dang-

Palu: "That's... the least reassuring thing you could say."
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Kanna: "I agree on bringing it along with us."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"So did Undyne"
___

What else have I got to lose? At least you'll all outlive me...

"He's aware of Megatron's nature, but Gaster has a plan of his own, actually"
___

Specter: Quite unusual...

"Smiled at the hug"

-maybe they should spar to let some steam off? :V-

-... not the right time-
---
-oh dang-

Palu: "That's... the least reassuring thing you could say."
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Kanna: "I agree on bringing it along with us."

-Not at all, they need to find their friends!-
---
I'll send my second in command with you, then.
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Mary: "Don't worry buddy! We'll get you out here with us!"

-except maybe leaking info to a potential traitor?-

-Just say very general things then-

"Little do they know..."

-The poor, poor things...-

-They went back where they're staying?-

Jack: "Where are the others?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Just say very general things then-

-like what?-

-Not at all, they need to find their friends!-
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I'll send my second in command with you, then.
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Mary: "Don't worry buddy! We'll get you out here with us!"

-INDEED-

Daruk: "Let's go save our pals now!"
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Palu: I really don't like this...
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Kanna:

-how did this go, btw?-

-he tried cutting it with a Guardian Sword-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-like what?-

-Well, there's probably nothing of use to them to just say they came here after vacation and were zapped-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Well, there's probably nothing of use to them to just say they came here after vacation and were zapped-

Jaune: "Got zapped after coming back from a vacation, so..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Got zapped after coming back from a vacation, so..."

Puch, that sounds harsh... Were you alone or with friends?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

ug"

-except maybe leaking info to a potential traitor?-


-maybe they should spar to let some steam off? :V-

-... not the right time-
---
-oh dang-

Palu: "That's... the least reassuring thing you could say."
---
Kanna: "I agree on bringing it along with us."

-Not at all, they need to find their friends!-
---
I'll send my second in command with you, then.
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Mary: "Don't worry buddy! We'll get you out here with us!"

"Besides the fact that their friends are in danger, sparring now present a very good opportunity for the enemy to strike them while they're distracted. So that's a very big nope."
___

Believe me, I know precisely what I'm doing by giving myself up like this...

"Does Palutena get the hint that Gaster has a plan of his own?"

___

(Really...?)

-The poor, poor things...-

-They went back where they're staying?-

Jack: "Where are the others?"

"They did"

(They're gone?)

(Whoa, weird...)

 

[Digital Hazard]

-INDEED-

Daruk: "Let's go save our pals now!"
---
Palu: I really don't like this...
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Kanna:

"Besides the fact that their friends are in danger, sparring now present a very good opportunity for the enemy to strike them while they're distracted. So that's a very big nope."
___

Believe me, I know precisely what I'm doing by giving myself up like this...

"Does Palutena get the hint that Gaster has a plan of his own?"

___

(Really...?)

-Yeah, pretty much, and thus they keep going through!-
---
Starscreeeeeeeaaam!!!!!!

Going!
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Mary: "Really~"

-how did this go, btw?-

-It didn't let him go in the slightest-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Puch, that sounds harsh... Were you alone or with friends?

Jaune: "Lots of friends..."

"Besides the fact that their friends are in danger, sparring now present a very good opportunity for the enemy to strike them while they're distracted. So that's a very big nope."
___

Believe me, I know precisely what I'm doing by giving myself up like this...

"Does Palutena get the hint that Gaster has a plan of his own?"

___

(Really...?)

-Yeah, pretty much, and thus they keep going through!-
---
Starscreeeeeeeaaam!!!!!!

Going!
---
Mary: "Really~"

-what do they find?-
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Palu: What in my name do you have in mind...
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Kanna: -offers a hug-

-It didn't let him go in the slightest-

-HE USES THE SWORD MORE-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Yeah, pretty much, and thus they keep going through!-
---
Starscreeeeeeeaaam!!!!!!

Going!
---
Mary: "Really~"

-what do they find?-
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Palu: What in my name do you have in mind...
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Kanna: -offers a hug-

"Good question..."

___

"They'll find out soon enough"

(Starscream?)
___

"The Phantump seemed much happier now as he was smiling"

(They're gone?)

(Whoa, weird...)

Unreplied.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Lots of friends..."
---
-HE USES THE SWORD MORE-

Wait, could you be from this Chaldea?
---
So you must be the one hailing from that Kingdom.

"They did"

(They're gone?)

(Whoa, weird...)

Jack: "Maybe they're out having fun like we did?"

-what do they find?-
---
Palu: What in my name do you have in mind...
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Kanna: -offers a hug-

"Good question..."

___

"They'll find out soon enough"

(Starscream?)
___

"The Phantump seemed much happier now as he was smiling"

-Lots of cubes in a glowing magenta coloration stacked-
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-And thus another robot came in-

Ah! I see those Chaldea fools had been captured! As expected from your greatness, Lord Megatron!

-His tone made it obvious he was a cowardly bootlicker-
---
-The other kids decide to do the same-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "Maybe they're out having fun like we did?"

(All of them?)

 

[Digital Hazard]

(All of them?)

Jack: "Yeah, don't you think?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "Yeah, don't you think?"

(I wish we knew where...)

(They can't be gone for too long, it's super late out.)

 

[Digital Hazard]

(I wish we knew where...)

(They can't be gone for too long, it's super late out.)

Jack: "I'm sure they're coming soon, let's wait"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "I'm sure they're coming soon, let's wait"

"They wait..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Good question..."

___

"They'll find out soon enough"

(Starscream?)
___

"The Phantump seemed much happier now as he was smiling"

-Lots of cubes in a glowing magenta coloration stacked-
---
-And thus another robot came in-

Ah! I see those Chaldea fools had been captured! As expected from your greatness, Lord Megatron!

-His tone made it obvious he was a cowardly bootlicker-
---
-The other kids decide to do the same-

Urbosa: "What in the name of the Gerudo Heroines is that..?"
---
Frank: "Great, just was we needed. An ass-licker."
---
-AWWWWWWWWWW-

Wait, could you be from this Chaldea?
---
So you must be the one hailing from that Kingdom.

Jaune: "... Maybe?"
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Link: "Who wants to know?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They wait..."

-And watch TV on the while-

Jaune: "... Maybe?"
---
Link: "Who wants to know?"

Oh man, oh no!
---
-He sees the one that had him now caught-

Me. Shockwave.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oh man, oh no!
---
-He sees the one that had him now caught-

Me. Shockwave.

Jaune: "Huh?"
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Link: "Shame I'm not telling then..." -tries using sword again-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Huh?"
---
Link: "Shame I'm not telling then..." -tries using sword again-

He must have caught the rest of them!
---
-It is managing to cause some damage, but this Shockwave is enduring it-

Fascinating, this piece of technology is like that terminal...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

He must have caught the rest of them!
---
-It is managing to cause some damage, but this Shockwave is enduring it-

Fascinating, this piece of technology is like that terminal...

Jaune: "Oh no..."
---
-HE KEEPS TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Wait, could you be from this Chaldea?
---
So you must be the one hailing from that Kingdom.

Jack: "Maybe they're out having fun like we did?"


-Lots of cubes in a glowing magenta coloration stacked-
---
-And thus another robot came in-

Ah! I see those Chaldea fools had been captured! As expected from your greatness, Lord Megatron!

-His tone made it obvious he was a cowardly bootlicker-
---
-The other kids decide to do the same-

Urbosa: "What in the name of the Gerudo Heroines is that..?"
---
Frank: "Great, just was we needed. An ***-licker."
---
-AWWWWWWWWWW-

"

Huh?
___

(He's hardly better than that Agate Gem we encountered at that human zoo...But that doesn't mean he isn't dangerous in his own right.)

___

Specter: I'll keep a close eye on it for now, but I suppose it can't be that harmful. If it were hostile, it surely would've attacked by now...

-And watch TV on the while-

.

(I wonder what's on right now.)

(Let's find out!) "Turns on the TV"

"It's some cartoon about a secret agent platypus fighting an evil scientist"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Urbosa: "What in the name of the Gerudo Heroines is that..?"
---
Frank: "Great, just was we needed. An ***-licker."
---
-AWWWWWWWWWW-

Huh?
___

(He's hardly better than that Agate Gem we encountered at that human zoo...But that doesn't mean he isn't dangerous in his own right.)

___

Specter: I'll keep a close eye on it for now, but I suppose it can't be that harmful. If it were hostile, it surely would've attacked by now...

Frankenstein: "Mana...?"
---
Who you dare to insult, human?

Silence, Starscream! I haven't called you to lose your temper...
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Abigail: "It looks so cute~!"

Bunyan: "Let make pancakes for it!"

Jaune: "Oh no..."
---
-HE KEEPS TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS-

Megatron must have them under their grasp! We have to do something!
---
-Except Shockwave took it- :V

I will need to know what it's made of, then reverse engine it while enhancing its strengths.

(I wonder what's on right now.)

(Let's find out!) "Turns on the TV"

"It's some cartoon about a secret agent platypus fighting an evil scientist"

Jack: "This one looks entertaining!"

-They will wonder why one of the kids has a triangle-shaped head-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Huh?
___

(He's hardly better than that Agate Gem we encountered at that human zoo...But that doesn't mean he isn't dangerous in his own right.)

___

Specter: I'll keep a close eye on it for now, but I suppose it can't be that harmful. If it were hostile, it surely would've attacked by now...

Frankenstein: "Mana...?"
---
Who you dare to insult, human?

Silence, Starscream! I haven't called you to lose your temper...
---
Abigail: "It looks so cute~!"

Bunyan: "Let make pancakes for it!"

Yang: "Whoa..." -puts on her sunglasses- "Almost got blinded by this..."
---
Frank: "Am I wrong though?"
---
Kanna: -stomacc growling at the mention of pancakes-

Megatron must have them under their grasp! We have to do something!
---
-Except Shockwave took it- :V

I will need to know what it's made of, then reverse engine it while enhancing its strengths.

Jaune: "Right!"
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Link: Oh Din damn it...