Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "This one looks entertaining!"

-They will wonder why one of the kids has a triangle-shaped head-

"And why his brother has a head shaped like a rectangle, and why their sister's neck is so long"

"One can both sympathize with and laugh at their sister for trying and utterly failing to bust them and expose their daily activities"

Frankenstein: "Mana...?"
---
Who you dare to insult, human?

Silence, Starscream! I haven't called you to lose your temper...
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Abigail: "It looks so cute~!"

Bunyan: "Let make pancakes for it!"

-

Yang: "Whoa..." -puts on her sunglasses- "Almost got blinded by this..."
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Frank: "Am I wrong though?"
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Kanna: -stomacc growling at the mention of pancakes-

..

No way...that's raw mana? Or is it just covering some kind of rectangular structures? Either way, what the hell is it doing here?
___

I assume this Starscream will be keeping watch over me...
___

"The Phantump was smiling warmly"

"Like two of the other three Pokemon found in Beach City before him, this Pokemon seems very lonely..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"And why his brother has a head shaped like a rectangle, and why their sister's neck is so long"

"One can both sympathize with and laugh at their sister for trying and utterly failing to bust them and expose their daily activities"

Jack: "She seems to be a bit crazy..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack; "She seems to be a bit crazy..."

"Though for now she's ignoring her brothers' absurdly creative and impossibly impressive creations while just trying to impress her crush"

"Meanwhile the evil scientist is explaining his plan to his platypus nemesis, claiming that his mentor, prior to being captured, told him to enact his final plan in his place: TO SET FIRE TO THE SUN!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Though for now she's ignoring her brothers' absurdly creative and impossibly impressive creations while just trying to impress her crush"

"Meanwhile the evil scientist is explaining his plan to his platypus nemesis, claiming that his mentor, prior to being captured, told him to enact his final plan in his place: TO SET FIRE TO THE SUN!"

Jack: "Oooh, that invention looks fun!" -Jack was confused when she heard the pharmacist say that-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

No way...that's raw mana? Or is it just covering some kind of rectangular structures? Either way, what the hell is it doing here?
___

I assume this Starscream will be keeping watch over me...
___

"The Phantump was smiling warmly"

"Like two of the other three Pokemon found in Beach City before him, this Pokemon seems very lonely..."

Yang: "Maybe it's a power source?"
---
-and whining all the time :V-
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Kanna: "Yay~ A new friend~"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yang: "Whoa..." -puts on her sunglasses- "Almost got blinded by this..."
---
Frank: "Am I wrong though?"
---
Kanna: -stomacc growling at the mention of pancakes-

No way...that's raw mana? Or is it just covering some kind of rectangular structures? Either way, what the hell is it doing here?
___

I assume this Starscream will be keeping watch over me...
___

"The Phantump was smiling warmly"

"Like two of the other three Pokemon found in Beach City before him, this Pokemon seems very lonely..."

Frankenstein: "Well... Energy or something?"
---
Can I teach that one a lesson?

Patience, Starscream. And also yes.
---
-They will be sure to provide it with a home and company!-

Jaune: "Right!"
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Link: Oh Din damn it...

Rumble: "Hey you two!"
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Yes, let's see what other instruments you possess of such technology.

 

[Digital Hazard]

-and whining all the time :V-

Wouldn't be Starscream otherwise lol

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "Oooh, that invention looks fun!" -Jack was confused when she heard the pharmacist say that-

"Until he said his mentor's plans didn't make any sense, so said mentor requested that he destroy his secret lair instead"

"The invention he's built will now slowly destroy the tall and intimidating island his base is located on top of"

Yang: "Maybe it's a power source?"
---
-and whining all the time :V-
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Kanna: "Yay~ A new friend~"

Frankenstein: "Well... Energy or something?"
---
Can I teach that one a lesson?

Patience, Starscream. And also yes.
---
-They will be sure to provide it with a home and company!-

Think it's powering some of those robots? Or maybe some secret weapon or machine of theirs? Chances are, it'd be a good idea to get rid of this stuff right now!

___

(This won't end well...for them.)
___

"Taking in this lonely tree ghost...They can tell be his warm smile that he's extremely moved and grateful"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Until he said his mentor's plans didn't make any sense, so said mentor requested that he destroy his secret lair instead"

"The invention he's built will now slowly destroy the tall and intimidating island his base is located on top of"

Jack: "Ooooh, it's making sense now!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "Ooooh, it's making sense now!"

"All the while his nemesis is trapped and unable to escape...he is, however, able to find the keys to his own enemy's escape plane, and hides them under his foot. Realizing he has misplaced his keys, the evil scientists panics knowing he has to escape before the entire island is destroyed, and struggles to get his nemesis to tell him where said keys are."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"All the while his nemesis is trapped and unable to escape...he is, however, able to find the keys to his own enemy's escape plane, and hides them under his foot. Realizing he has misplaced his keys, the evil scientists panics knowing he has to escape before the entire island is destroyed, and struggles to get his nemesis to tell him where said keys are."

Jack: -Giggles- "The pharmacist is funny when in trouble!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: -Giggles- "The pharmacist is funny when in trouble!"

(Yeah! He's really funny- Wait, he's a pharmacist?)

(I thought he was a rocket scientist.)

(I thought he was a veterinarian...)

 

[Digital Hazard]

(Yeah! He's really funny- Wait, he's a pharmacist?)

(I thought he was a rocket scientist.)

(I thought he was a veterinarian...)

Jack: "He looks like a pharmacist to me"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "He looks like a pharmacist to me"

(I can kinda see it.)

"Meanwhile that triangle head kid and his brother have built an entire, and very tall haunted house, hoping to cure their friend's hiccups"

"The girl who has said hiccups has an obvious crush on the kid with the triangle head, but he never catches on"

 

[Digital Hazard]

(I can kinda see it.)

"Meanwhile that triangle head kid and his brother have built an entire, and very tall haunted house, hoping to cure their friend's hiccups"

"The girl who has said hiccups has an obvious crush on the kid with the triangle head, but he never catches on"

Jack: "I don't get how he couldn't see it if he's that smart..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "I don't get how he couldn't see it if he's that smart..."

(I guess just because he's book smart doesn't mean he's totally...what do they call it? Street smart?)

(For real. You know how obvious it is that Patxi has a crush on Winter? The only thing that's more obvious is that she doesn't know it.)

 

[Digital Hazard]

(I guess just because he's book smart doesn't mean he's totally...what do they call it? Street smart?)

(For real. You know how obvious it is that Patxi has a crush on Winter? The only thing that's more obvious is that she doesn't know it.)

Jack: "The ice fox doesn't knows the other small fox likes her?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "The ice fox doesn't knows the other small fox likes her?"

(She doesn't know that he likes-likes her.)

(Meaning she isn't aware of his crush on her.)

(You'd think it'd be more obvious to someone who's so smart and proper. But nope! She doesn't have a clue. And Patxi doesn't have a clue how to fess up about it.)

(Poor guy...) "Feels bad for their friend"

(He'll tell her the truth sooner or later. For now, let's keep watching this cartoon! It's cool!)

"The boys' older sister just came back home after her day turned rotten. She was immediately angered upon seeing the haunted house her brothers' built."

 

[Digital Hazard]

(She doesn't know that he likes-likes her.)

(Meaning she isn't aware of his crush on her.)

(You'd think it'd be more obvious to someone who's so smart and proper. But nope! She doesn't have a clue. And Patxi doesn't have a clue how to fess up about it.)

(Poor guy...) "Feels bad for their friend"

(He'll tell her the truth sooner or later. For now, let's keep watching this cartoon! It's cool!)

"The boys' older sister just came back home after her day turned rotten. She was immediately angered upon seeing the haunted house her brothers' built."

Jack: "Maybe we can try to help him then..." -Waches- "Woah, she has a temper..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Frankenstein: "Well... Energy or something?"
---
Can I teach that one a lesson?

Patience, Starscream. And also yes.
---
-They will be sure to provide it with a home and company!-

Think it's powering some of those robots? Or maybe some secret weapon or machine of theirs? Chances are, it'd be a good idea to get rid of this stuff right now!

___

(This won't end well...for them.)
___

"Taking in this lonely tree ghost...They can tell be his warm smile that he's extremely moved and grateful"

Yang: "Gotcha!" -ready to punch it-
---
-what will he do?-
---
Kanna: "Who should take care of it?"

Rumble: "Hey you two!"
---
Yes, let's see what other instruments you possess of such technology.

Jaune: "Yeah?"
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Link: "..." -idea!- "Well, maybe if you wouldn't grab my hand like that, I could actually reach my stuff."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "Maybe we can try to help him then..." -Waches- "Woah, she has a temper..."

"Poor kid needs it. He's getting better at interacting with her again, though."

"The boys tried to crank up the power of the haunted house's spookiness through electrical charges. Taking in actual lightning proved to be too much for the house, and it goes out of control. Their older sister runs through the entire place terrified and screaming as she encounters vampires, skeletons, mutant dinosaurs, wolves, spiders, a Frankenstein's monster, a giant floating baby head, and more."

Yang: "Gotcha!" -ready to punch it-
---
-what will he do?-
---
Kanna: "Who should take care of it?"

Frankenstein: "Well... Energy or something?"
---
Can I teach that one a lesson?

Patience, Starscream. And also yes.
---
-They will be sure to provide it with a home and company!-

.

"But will that work?"

___

Shall we be going, now?

"You'll see..."
___

"That's a good question..."

(Don't have any plans set in-stone for this Pokemon, but I had a few ideas for it's possible trainer, such as Abigail or even Specter Knight. For now I'll just have it befriend everybody who's still present in Steven's dimension, and we'll see what happens from there.)

 

[Digital Hazard]

Think it's powering some of those robots? Or maybe some secret weapon or machine of theirs? Chances are, it'd be a good idea to get rid of this stuff right now!

___

(This won't end well...for them.)
___

"Taking in this lonely tree ghost...They can tell be his warm smile that he's extremely moved and grateful"

Yang: "Gotcha!" -ready to punch it-
---
-what will he do?-
---
Kanna: "Who should take care of it?"

Franestein: "Careful, please!"
---
-Yeah, what?-
---
Mary: "That's a good question"

Bunyan: "Hm..."

Jaune: "Yeah?"
---
Link: "..." -idea!- "Well, maybe if you wouldn't grab my hand like that, I could actually reach my stuff."

Rumble: "Don't distract too much and work!"
---
That not going to be necessary. -Also picks his shield-

"Poor kid needs it. He's getting better at interacting with her again, though."

"The boys tried to crank up the power of the haunted house's spookiness through electrical charges. Taking in actual lightning proved to be too much for the house, and it goes out of control. Their older sister runs through the entire place terrified and screaming as she encounters vampires, skeletons, mutant dinosaurs, wolves, spiders, a Frankenstein's monster, a giant floating baby head, and more."

Jack: "I feel a bit sorry for her"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "I feel a bit sorry for her"

(She doesn't deserve all of this...)

"She also ends up running past several out of control flying prop weapons and a haunted suit of armor before a jack-in-the-box launches her several stories up into the house before landing in a roller coaster cart, the ride itself has sparks flying as several mechanical but decorative props go awry as well"

"She lets her anger loose on her brothers verbally before telling them that she's going to make sure their mom finds out about this"

"Meanwhile the evil scientist has finally gotten the keys to his plane after begging the platypus to tell him where they are and frustratingly agreeing to setting him free from the trap. Afterwards, he loads up his plan with various boxes and personal belongings he had stored on the island before taking flight, intending to leave his mentor's island to be destroyed as he promised."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"But will that work?"

___

Shall we be going, now?

"You'll see..."
___

"That's a good question..."

(Don't have any plans set in-stone for this Pokemon, but I had a few ideas for it's possible trainer, such as Abigail or even Specter Knight. For now I'll just have it befriend everybody who's still present in Steven's dimension, and we'll see what happens from there.)

Franestein: "Careful, please!"
---
-Yeah, what?-
---
Mary: "That's a good question"

Bunyan: "Hm..."

Yang: "Don't worry, I'll be fine!" -PUNCHED IT!-
---
Palu: -goes to Merlin-
---
(It's a tree stump, give it to the lumberjack :V)

Kanna: "I guess we'll figure that out later. For now, let's give it some love~!"

Rumble: "Don't distract too much and work!"
---
That not going to be necessary. -Also picks his shield-

Jaune: -sighs-
---
Link: "Hey! What are you doing?!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

(She doesn't deserve all of this...)

"She also ends up running past several out of control flying prop weapons and a haunted suit of armor before a jack-in-the-box launches her several stories up into the house before landing in a roller coaster cart, the ride itself has sparks flying as several mechanical but decorative props go awry as well"

"She lets her anger loose on her brothers verbally before telling them that she's going to make sure their mom finds out about this"

"Meanwhile the evil scientist has finally gotten the keys to his plane after begging the platypus to tell him where they are and frustratingly agreeing to setting him free from the trap. Afterwards, he loads up his plan with various boxes and personal belongings he had stored on the island before taking flight, intending to leave his mentor's island to be destroyed as he promised."

Jack: "She doesn't at all" -Even finds it fair that she's angry-

Jaune: -sighs-
---
Link: "Hey! What are you doing?!"

Rumble: "Else I'll crush your heads!"
---
Confiscating your belongings for study and reverse enginering. I'll admit to be fascinated by this technology, and will use it to create weaponry for the Decepticon army.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "She doesn't at all" -Even finds it fair that she's angry-

"Depending on the episode, you either feel for her or laugh at her"

"The evil scientist was flying away in his getaway plane when he looked back to make sure he didn't forget to load any of his stuff on board in his haste. While doing so, he was shocked to see that his platypus nemesis, his timed disintegration device, and his golf clubs were among the cargo!"

Franestein: "Careful, please!"
---
-Yeah, what?-
---
Mary: "That's a good question"

Bunyan: "Hm..."

Yang: "Don't worry, I'll be fine!" -PUNCHED IT!-
---
Palu: -goes to Merlin-
---
(It's a tree stump, give it to the lumberjack :V)

Kanna: "I guess we'll figure that out later. For now, let's give it some love~!"
"

"What happens?"
___

"Gaster has something in a location he knows well that might be of help...plus he intends to call in help from another robot"
___

(I have made friends...!)

(That is also a good idea lol)

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yang: "Don't worry, I'll be fine!" -PUNCHED IT!-
---
Palu: -goes to Merlin-
---
(It's a tree stump, give it to the lumberjack :V)

Kanna: "I guess we'll figure that out later. For now, let's give it some love~!"

"What happens?"
___

"Gaster has something in a location he knows well that might be of help...plus he intends to call in help from another robot"
___

(I have made friends...!)

(That is also a good idea lol)

-It creates an explosion from the energy in the cubes reacting, setting off an alarm!-
---
-Which robot it may be?-

Merlin: "Hello, Palutena..."
---
Bunyan: "Come with us then!"

(I was considering between her and Mary lol)

"Depending on the episode, you either feel for her or laugh at her"

"The evil scientist was flying away in his getaway plane when he looked back to make sure he didn't forget to load any of his stuff on board in his haste. While doing so, he was shocked to see that his platypus nemesis, his timed disintegration device, and his golf clubs were among the cargo!"

-Sometimes it's funny that she's crazy, others not-

Jack: -Couldn't help but laugh-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Sometimes it's funny that she's crazy, others not-

Jack: -Couldn't help but laugh-

"Nope, especially after she goes through five whole seasons of it"

"The scientist was shocked at the sight of his golf clubs because he doesn't even play golf..then got attacked by his nemesis as a fight ensued. Soon the scientist used a strand of Christmas lights to tie him up and leave him dangling outside the plane, the back hatch now being open."

(Whoa!)

(Oh no!)

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Nope, especially after she goes through five whole seasons of it"

"The scientist was shocked at the sight of his golf clubs because he doesn't even play golf..then got attacked by his nemesis as a fight ensued. Soon the scientist used a strand of Christmas lights to tie him up and leave him dangling outside the plane, the back hatch now being open."

(Whoa!)

(Oh no!)

Jack: "No! Agent P, you can make it!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "No! Agent P, you can make it!"

"He untied himself as he still hung by the strand of lights. Then, as all of the other kids were escaping the overpowered haunted house, the evil scientist's plane flew by and the strand caught and wrapped around it's lightning rod, lifting the entire building away as the triangle-head kid was unable to escape in time, and is now plummeting to the ground, terrified"

"Meanwhile his oblivious older sister is just trying to get their mother to see the haunted house, thinking it's still in the backyard"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Rumble: "Else I'll crush your heads!"
---
Confiscating your belongings for study and reverse enginering. I'll admit to be fascinated by this technology, and will use it to create weaponry for the Decepticon army.

Jaune: -gulps- "R-Right away, sir..."
---
-only problem is that he won't be able to comprehend the Sheikah tech because it's mostly M A G I C :V-

What happens?"
___

"Gaster has something in a location he knows well that might be of help...plus he intends to call in help from another robot"
___

(I have made friends...!)

(That is also a good idea lol)

-It creates an explosion from the energy in the cubes reacting, setting off an alarm!-
---
-Which robot it may be?-

Merlin: "Hello, Palutena..."
---
Bunyan: "Come with us then!"

(I was considering between her and Mary lol)

Daruk: "Looks like we're in trouble!"
---
Palu: "Are you alright?"
---
Kanna: "Yeah! Follow us~!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"He untied himself as he still hung by the strand of lights. Then, as all of the other kids were escaping the overpowered haunted house, the evil scientist's plane flew by and the strand caught and wrapped around it's lightning rod, lifting the entire building away as the triangle-head kid was unable to escape in time, and is now plummeting to the ground, terrified"

"Meanwhile his oblivious older sister is just trying to get their mother to see the haunted house, thinking it's still in the backyard"

Jack: "She's not going to find it"

Jaune: -gulps- "R-Right away, sir..."
---
-only problem is that he won't be able to comprehend the Sheikah tech because it's mostly M A G I C :V-

Rumble: "Good, obedient!"
---
-So?- :V

This shield also appears durable, I should look the materials it's made of.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "She's not going to find it"

.

"Nope,..."

"It so happens the girl is in a girl scouts group and they're able to quickly use their sashes to form a trampoline for the boy to land on, saving his life and landing him in the arms of the girl who likes him"

"Her hiccups are cured now. Nothing was scarier to her than her friend and crush being in danger like that."

Daruk: "Looks like we're in trouble!"
---
Palu: "Are you alright?"
---
Kanna: "Yeah! Follow us~!"

-It creates an explosion from the energy in the cubes reacting, setting off an alarm!-
---
-Which robot it may be?-

Merlin: "Hello, Palutena..."
---
Bunyan: "Come with us then!"

(I was considering between her and Mary lol)

There's always an alert system...Get ready to run, or fight! Again...
___

"Again, you'll see "

"Does Starscream take Gaster away, then?"
___

"Might as well be then"

"The Phantump followed them!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Daruk: "Looks like we're in trouble!"
---
Palu: "Are you alright?"
---
Kanna: "Yeah! Follow us~!"

There's always an alert system...Get ready to run, or fight! Again...
___

"Again, you'll see "

"Does Starscream take Gaster away, then?"
___

"Might as well be then"

"The Phantump followed them!"

-A bunch of mass-produced Vehicon drones appeared armed-

---
-All righty then~-

-But yeah, Starscream did so-

Merlin: "Could be much better..."
---
Bunyan: "We'll start by the food!"

"Nope,..."

"It so happens the girl is in a girl scouts group and they're able to quickly use their sashes to form a trampoline for the boy to land on, saving his life and landing him in the arms of the girl who likes him"

"Her hiccups are cured now. Nothing was scarier to her than her friend and crush being in danger like that."

Jack: -Huff- "He's saved and she's cured!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: -Huff- "He's saved and she's cured!"

(But what about Agent P?)

"Agent P was still hanging from the Christmas lights hanging out of the plane as it continued to fly around the area. The evil scientist, unable to bring it back to his mentor's lair in time, strung the disintegration device along the lights and mockingly told his nemesis to enjoy the "disitevaporation"."

"Shortly afterward, Agent P escaped as the haunted house, now badly damaged, landed right back in the kids' backyard, giving the teenage girl another chance to bust her brothers."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Rumble: "Good, obedient!"
---
-So?- :V

This shield also appears durable, I should look the materials it's made of.

-because he's afraid-
---
-ca he replicate something he can't understand? :V-

Link: "Good luck with that." Maybe if I use Statis...?

There's always an alert system...Get ready to run, or fight! Again...
___

"Again, you'll see "

"Does Starscream take Gaster away, then?"
___

"Might as well be then"

"The Phantump followed them!"

-A bunch of mass-produced Vehicon drones appeared armed-
---
-All righty then~-

-But yeah, Starscream did so-

Merlin: "Could be much better..."
---
Bunyan: "We'll start by the food!"

Yang: "Aw dang, here we go again..."
---
Palu: -helps him heal whatever wounds are left- "You have bruises all over..."
---
Kanna:

 

[Digital Hazard]

(But what about Agent P?)

"Agent P was still hanging from the Christmas lights hanging out of the plane as it continued to fly around the area. The evil scientist, unable to bring it back to his mentor's lair in time, strung the disintegration device along the lights and mockingly told his nemesis to enjoy the "disitevaporation"."

"Shortly afterward, Agent P escaped as the haunted house, now badly damaged, landed right back in the kids' backyard, giving the teenage girl another chance to bust her brothers."

Jack: "There he is"

-because he's afraid-
---
-ca he replicate something he can't understand? :V-

Link: "Good luck with that." Maybe if I use Statis...?

-Rumble enjoys that-
---
-He's quite ambitious- :V

As for you, I should first take what's left of your equipment away, then send you to the mines.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "There he is"

"Although his plan was foiled, the evil scientist managed to get away in his plane, unscathed, while Agent P escaped from the top of the haunted house and the light strands as the device's countdown timer was only 10 seconds away from detonation...and just as the teenage girl was about to get her mom to see the haunted house for real this time, the device completely disintegrated it, leaving no trace of evidence of the boys' invention"

-A bunch of mass-produced Vehicon drones appeared armed-

---
-All righty then~-

-But yeah, Starscream did so-

Merlin: "Could be much better..."
---
Bunyan: "We'll start by the food!"

Yang: "Aw dang, here we go again..."
---
Palu: -helps him heal whatever wounds are left- "You have bruises all over..."
---
Kanna:

"I literally just now remembered the Crystal Gems were here and that Steven protected them via his shield, so none of them were imprisoned"

"So, Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl decided to fuse into Alexandrite to fight the Decepticons on a more even-level"
___

"Gaster was leading him somewhere underground"

"Deep, deep underground..."

"To a place known as The Underground, in fact."
___

(Food...?)

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yang: "Aw dang, here we go again..."
---
Palu: -helps him heal whatever wounds are left- "You have bruises all over..."
---
Kanna:

"I literally just now remembered the Crystal Gems were here and that Steven protected them via his shield, so none of them were imprisoned"

"So, Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl decided to fuse into Alexandrite to fight the Decepticons on a more even-level"
___

"Gaster was leading him somewhere underground"

"Deep, deep underground..."

"To a place known as The Underground, in fact."
___

(Food...?)

-Like the other ones previously seen aside from the Insecticons, those were drones, thus they were easy to take out-
---
-Two identical robots to Starscream in all but color scheme and personality, the previously seen Skywarp and Thundercracker, accompanying them-

Ugh, just how long is this trip going to last?

Silence, I am the leader on this mission!

Merlin: "Thanks... Where are your kids?"
---
Bunyan: "Yes, food!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Although his plan was foiled, the evil scientist managed to get away in his plane, unscathed, while Agent P escaped from the top of the haunted house and the light strands as the device's countdown timer was only 10 seconds away from detonation...and just as the teenage girl was about to get her mom to see the haunted house for real this time, the device completely disintegrated it, leaving no trace of evidence of the boys' invention"

Jack: "..."