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Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

The Stoopid Unikorn

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-The tank then turned into a F-15 fighter jet!-
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Imagine all the Energon we can get from that!

Prime won't see what's coming for him and his Autobots!
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Bunyan: "That's what it called himself, right?"
Nora: "Is that my cue?!" -shooting grenades at it-
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Kanna: "Yeah, that is."

-Yeah, Jaune sees even kids doing labor-
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-Then got blasted by what he swore was a Guardian's beam-
Jaune: That's horrible!
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-OH DANG-
 

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Jack: "And my sister too! When... She was alive..."
(You had a sister?)

(Hurricane!)

(Hey, I'm sorry! It just must've happened before we really started hanging out...)

(We might not have known her like you did, but we're sorry about your sister, Jack...)

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Daruk: "Tear it apart!" -cheering-
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Kanna: "A Phantump?"
-The tank then turned into a F-15 fighter jet!-
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Imagine all the Energon we can get from that!

Prime won't see what's coming for him and his Autobots!
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Bunyan: "That's what it called himself, right?"

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"Alexandrite roared, jumped into the air, and grabbed onto the jet with all of her arms before it could fly off"

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I assure you, plenty of energies are processed within the CORE, including magical electricity. Let's not waste time. Let's get this over with and enter it. We need not travel much farther from here.

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Specter: Surely this is a Pokemon, then, correct?
 

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Nora: "Is that my cue?!" -shooting grenades at it-
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Kanna: "Yeah, that is."
"Alexandrite roared, jumped into the air, and grabbed onto the jet with all of her arms before it could fly off"

___

I assure you, plenty of energies are processed within the CORE, including magical electricity. Let's not waste time. Let's get this over with and enter it. We need not travel much farther from here.

___

Specter: Surely this is a Pokemon, then, correct?
-The jet simply turned back into a tank and shot a blast right into her face-
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Right, Skywarp, you get to it!

Yeah, as you say.
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Illya: "It could be..."
(You had a sister?)

(Hurricane!)

(Hey, I'm sorry! It just must've happened before we really started hanging out...)

(We might not have known her like you did, but we're sorry about your sister, Jack...)
Jack: "It's okay, she must be in a better place now..."
 

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"Alexandrite roared, jumped into the air, and grabbed onto the jet with all of her arms before it could fly off"

___

I assure you, plenty of energies are processed within the CORE, including magical electricity. Let's not waste time. Let's get this over with and enter it. We need not travel much farther from here.

___

Specter: Surely this is a Pokemon, then, correct?
-The jet simply turned back into a tank and shot a blast right into her face-
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Right, Skywarp, you get to it!

Yeah, as you say.
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Illya: "It could be..."
Nora: -HIT- "DAMMIT!" -on floor now-

Daruk: "Somebody throw me at that rustbucket!"
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Kanna: "What does it eat?"

-As well as anyone elderly-
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Impressive... -Link saw the source of the beam, a gun in Shockwave's right arm that he has in place of a hand, some smoke coming out from it after doing that shot-
-DANG-
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Link: "urk..." -trying to get up-
 

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-The jet simply turned back into a tank and shot a blast right into her face-
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Right, Skywarp, you get to it!

Yeah, as you say.
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Illya: "It could be..."
Nora: -HIT- "DAMMIT!" -on floor now-

Daruk: "Somebody throw me at that rustbucket!"
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Kanna: "What does it eat?"
"Alexandrite threw him at it as requested, having survived the hit herself"
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"Into the Core they go?"
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"All Pokemon can eat berries, right?"

Jack: "True..." -Hugs both- "I'm not alone ever again!"
"Both Froakies hugged back"

(Not as long as we're around!)
 

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Nora: -HIT- "DAMMIT!" -on floor now-

Daruk: "Somebody throw me at that rustbucket!"
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Kanna: "What does it eat?"
"Alexandrite threw him at it as requested, having survived the hit herself"
___

"Into the Core they go?"
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"All Pokemon can eat berries, right?"
-The tank transformed intoa jed mid-launch and shot missiles-
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-Into the Core!-
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Bunyan: "Let's give it pancakes!"

Miyu: "Or berries..."
"Both Froakies hugged back"

(Not as long as we're around!)
Jack: "You and my other friends too"
 

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-Yeah, they have no mercy-
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-Shockwave picks him up-

That slate is more impressive than I thought at first, but it needs enchancements...
Jaune: It has to be stopped...
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Link: I mean... he's not wrong, but I'd rather not have that thing fix it...

"Alexandrite threw him at it as requested, having survived the hit herself"
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"Into the Core they go?"
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"All Pokemon can eat berries, right?"
-The tank transformed intoa jed mid-launch and shot missiles-
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-Into the Core!-
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Bunyan: "Let's give it pancakes!"

Miyu: "Or berries..."
-Daruk used his Protection, reflecting the missiles-
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Kanna: "Let's give it what it wants." :)
 

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"In the meantime, more of the cartoon :p"
-Of course, which episode next?-
Jaune: It has to be stopped...
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Link: I mean... he's not wrong, but I'd rather not have that thing fix it...
-Even women who are carrying are made to work-
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-He picks the slate-
-Daruk used his Protection, reflecting the missiles-
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Kanna: "Let's give it what it wants." :)
-The F-15 tried to dodge them-
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Bunyan: "Agreed!"
 
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-Of course, which episode next?-
"The one where the brothers and their sister team up to get the band back together. An old rock band to play at their parents' anniversary."

-The tank transformed intoa jed mid-launch and shot missiles-
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-Into the Core!-
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Bunyan: "Let's give it pancakes!"

Miyu: "Or berries..."
-Daruk used his Protection, reflecting the missiles-
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Kanna: "Let's give it what it wants." :)
"Jenny was pursuing the F-15"

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"The structure itself and the astoundingly advanced technology it ran on wasn't only highly impressive, but something they could truly marvel at."

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(Berries sound good...)
 

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-Even women who are carrying are made to work-
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-He picks the slate-
Jaune: Now that's going WAY too far!
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-it zaps him :V-

-The F-15 tried to dodge them-
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Bunyan: "Agreed!"
"Jenny was pursuing the F-15"

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"The structure itself and the astoundingly advanced technology it ran on wasn't only highly impressive, but something they could truly marvel at."

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(Berries sound good...)
-and the Daruk ball?-
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Kanna: "Then berries it is." :)
 

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"Jenny was pursuing the F-15"

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"The structure itself and the astoundingly advanced technology it ran on wasn't only highly impressive, but something they could truly marvel at."

___

(Berries sound good...)
-and the Daruk ball?-
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Kanna: "Then berries it is." :)
-Its tanks turret shot a cannonball at her... Then Daruk- :V
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Just get us to the energy now!
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Miyu: "Do we have any around?"
Jaune: Now that's going WAY too far!
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-it zaps him :V-
-One even tripped-

Rumble: "Hm? You!" -Things are going to get bad-
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-Yeah, that will totally affect the giant robot- :V
 

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Jack: "This one looks like it could be great!"
"The songs especially!"

-and the Daruk ball?-
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Kanna: "Then berries it is." :)
-Its tanks turret shot a cannonball at her... Then Daruk- :V
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Just get us to the energy now!
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Miyu: "Do we have any around?"
"She managed to catch it, but it had too much force and she was sent flying back from doing so"
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Get you to it? But it's all around you. Why even the glowing magical chemicals below us are a source of energy. This whole building is an energy source. It powered all of the Underground back in the days of the barrier.

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Specter: Plenty, I believe.
 

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-One even tripped-

Rumble: "Hm? You!" -Things are going to get bad-
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-Yeah, that will totally affect the giant robot- :V
Jaune: "Me?"
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-never said it'd be useful- :V

"She managed to catch it, but it had too much force and she was sent flying back from doing so"
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Get you to it? But it's all around you. Why even the glowing magical chemicals below us are a source of energy. This whole building is an energy source. It powered all of the Underground back in the days of the barrier.

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Specter: Plenty, I believe.
-Its tanks turret shot a cannonball at her... Then Daruk- :V
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Just get us to the energy now!
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Miyu: "Do we have any around?"
Daruk: "Oof... sorry, girl..."
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-HAPPY KIDS-
 

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"The songs especially!"
-A part of them can't believe just how catchy they are!-
"She managed to catch it, but it had too much force and she was sent flying back from doing so"
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Get you to it? But it's all around you. Why even the glowing magical chemicals below us are a source of energy. This whole building is an energy source. It powered all of the Underground back in the days of the barrier.

___

Specter: Plenty, I believe.
Daruk: "Oof... sorry, girl..."
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-HAPPY KIDS-
-The jet/tank started to employ hit and run tactics on them-
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Then let's get to stripping it away!
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Alice: "Hey, where's Jack?"
Jaune: "Me?"
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-never said it'd be useful- :V
Rumble: "Make that one stand up!"
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LOL

It will be put to better use now, Hylian.
 

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Daruk: "Oof... sorry, girl..."
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-HAPPY KIDS-
-The jet/tank started to employ hit and run tactics on them-
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Then let's get to stripping it away!
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Alice: "Hey, where's Jack?"
Ugh...It's fine, it's not like it's your fault.

"The Crystal Gems decide they need someone more organized and focused to take on the jet"

"Thus, they unfuse from Alexandrite...and Garnet and Pearl fuse into Sardonyx!"
___

"Then Gaster summoned his six magic hands"

"He snapped one of his fingers, and the six hand's followed with finger snaps of their own"

"Almost all lights in the CORE shut off and the area is now pitch black"

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Specter: I believe she went off to that local amusement park with her plant companion and her own Pokemon.

-A part of them can't believe just how catchy they are!-


.
(No I ain't got rhythm!

(Sounds like rhythm to me!)
 

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-Plus he has a bad feeling of what would happen if he didn't-
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-He has the Master Sword still-
-yep :V-
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Link: Wait a second... -holds it-

Ugh...It's fine, it's not like it's your fault.

"The Crystal Gems decide they need someone more organized and focused to take on the jet"

"Thus, they unfuse from Alexandrite...and Garnet and Pearl fuse into Sardonyx!"
___

"Then Gaster summoned his six magic hands"

"He snapped one of his fingers, and the six hand's followed with finger snaps of their own"

"Almost all lights in the CORE shut off and the area is now pitch black"

___

Specter: I believe she went off to that local amusement park with her plant companion and her own Pokemon.
-The jet/tank started to employ hit and run tactics on them-
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Then let's get to stripping it away!
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Alice: "Hey, where's Jack?"
-and Urbosa summons lightning bolts around the jet, not for offense, but for distraction-

-she'd stop once Sardonyx gets close-
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Kanna: "Jack?" -worried dragon-
 

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Ugh...It's fine, it's not like it's your fault.

"The Crystal Gems decide they need someone more organized and focused to take on the jet"

"Thus, they unfuse from Alexandrite...and Garnet and Pearl fuse into Sardonyx!"
___

"Then Gaster summoned his six magic hands"

"He snapped one of his fingers, and the six hand's followed with finger snaps of their own"

"Almost all lights in the CORE shut off and the area is now pitch black"


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Specter: I believe she went off to that local amusement park with her plant companion and her own Pokemon.
-and Urbosa summons lightning bolts around the jet, not for offense, but for distraction-

-she'd stop once Sardonyx gets close-
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Kanna: "Jack?" -worried dragon-
-And as a distraction, it works, leaving the jet open for attack by the sake of too distracted trying to evade-
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What the core Unicron is this?!
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Bunyan: "She probably is back where we're staying"
"Even the boys' older sister got along with them for once. She worked together with them, because all of the siblings wanted their parents to have a truly spectacular anniversary."
Jack: "It will go to the list of favorite episodes"
-yep :V-
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Link: Wait a second... -holds it-
-Thoughts?-
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-Shockwave was too distracted with the Sheikah technology and the Hylian Shield to pay mind right now-
 
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-and Urbosa summons lightning bolts around the jet, not for offense, but for distraction-

-she'd stop once Sardonyx gets close-
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Kanna: "Jack?" -worried dragon-
-And as a distraction, it works, leaving the jet open for attack by the sake of too distracted trying to evade-
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What the core Unicron is this?!
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Bunyan: "She probably is back where we're staying"
Sardonyx: Why, thanks for the assistance!

"STRIKES THE JET WITH HER HUGE HAMMER"
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"The bots suddenly get hit by projectiles from behind"
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Specter: We should check on her soon.

Jack: "It will go to the list of favorite episodes"

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(Totally agreed!)
 
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-Thoughts?-
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-Showckwave was too distracted with the Sheikah technology and the Hylian Shield to pay mind right now-
Jaune: What does he want?
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-sword is glowing, a lot-

-And as a distraction, it works, leaving the jet open for attack by the sake of too distracted trying to evade-
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What the core Unicron is this?!
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Bunyan: "She probably is back where we're staying"
Sardonyx: Why, thanks for the assistance!

"STRIKES THE JET WITH HER HUGE HAMMER"
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"The bots suddenly get hit by projectiles from behind"
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Specter: We should check on her soon.
Urbosa: "No problem."

Daruk: "THROW THEM AT ME!"
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Kanna: "We should go back too."
 
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