Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "And a bit flat"
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Abigail: "Take this! Pew! Pew!"

(We look so goofy...)

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"Dinolord attacks as well!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

(We look so goofy...)

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"Dinolord attacks as well!"

Jack: -Giggle- "Goofy"
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-As does Robobutler!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: -Giggle- "Goofy"
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-As does Robobutler!-

(What was funny about that?)

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"The battle is a struggle, but the heroes fight their best, and they will defeat this evil dragon god!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

(What was funny about that?)

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"The battle is a struggle, but the heroes fight their best, and they will defeat this evil dragon god!"

Jack: "I just remembered Donald Duck!"
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-Even if they have to lose their lives for it!-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Bunyan: "Eh? What?" -Then the other stuff happened-
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-He sees other citizens of the tower in less favorable conditions-

Jaune: Oh no...

-Poor Kickback has been both KO's and sent t flight through the wall-
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Ravage: "Are you sure of this, Lord Megatron? That one is unpredictable"

He can't defeat all of us by himself, much less me.

Anyone else wanna keep testing us?!

"Still using telekinesis on an otherwise helpless Grasshoper"
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"So will they take Deadpool out?"

Yang: "BRING IT ON!"

Nora: "YEAH!"
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-he gonna be too proud to not do it? :V-

"No, it's real, but now they're practically lost..."

"Wait, they could see something glowing through a few trees. Something that looked like a pair of red eyes..."

Kanna: "Over there!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "I just remembered Donald Duck!"
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-Even if they have to lose their lives for it!-

(Oh right! That cartoon guy was here for a while!)

(That was really weird, but he was cool. And funny. Who brought him here again? Some wizard?)
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"But do they?! Or do their achieve victory and still escape with their lives?!"

"Also they too would hear the mysterious voice...after they're done playing."

-Poor Kickback has been both KO's and sent t flight through the wall-
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Ravage: "Are you sure of this, Lord Megatron? That one is unpredictable"

He can't defeat all of us by himself, much less me.
-

Yang: "BRING IT ON!"

Nora: "YEAH!"
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-he gonna be too proud to not do it? :V-

heheheh...guess i might as well start putting in more effort myself.

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"Good question...Hopefully not, assuming Deadpool actually has a good idea this time."

Kanna: "Over there!"

-Ana had her scythe pointed at it-

"The glowing red eyes drew closer to them before the entire figure became visible, it's body illuminated by the moonlight"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"The glowing red eyes drew closer to them before the entire figure became visible, it's body illuminated by the moonlight"

Kanna: "It looks cute... but stay on your guard."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: Oh no...

-Oh yes-

Rumble: "I don't see you mining yet!"

Yang: "BRING IT ON!"

Nora: "YEAH!"
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-he gonna be too proud to not do it? :V-


Kanna: "Over there!"

heheheh...guess i might as well start putting in more effort myself.

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"Good question...Hopefully not, assuming Deadpool actually has a good idea this time."




"The glowing red eyes drew closer to them before the entire figure became visible, it's body illuminated by the moonlight"

Kanna: "It looks cute... but stay on your guard."

-In reply, Shrapnel's clones fried most of them up-

-They want him even more dead now-
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-And so Deadpool was picked up-
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Illya: "It looks like a spirit with a trunk as a helmet..."

(Oh right! That cartoon guy was here for a while!)

(That was really weird, but he was cool. And funny. Who brought him here again? Some wizard?)
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"But do they?! Or do their achieve victory and still escape with their lives?!"

"Also they too would hear the mysterious voice...after they're done playing."

Jack: "The one that bothers us every Halloween"
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-The god is too strong, sadly...-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "The one that bothers us every Halloween"
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-The god is too strong, sadly...-

(Oh, right! That jerk.)

(I hope he doesn't prank Chaldea again this Halloween...)

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"The heroes give their lives to defeat it..."

Yang: "BRING IT ON!"

Nora: "YEAH!"
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-he gonna be too proud to not do it? :V-

Kanna: "It looks cute... but stay on your guard."

-In reply, Shrapnel's clones fried most of them up-

-They want him even more dead now-
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-And so Deadpool was picked up-
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Illya: "It looks like a spirit with a trunk as a helmet..."

...You're scrap.

"A giant drill pops out of her head, starts spinning, and she charges Shrapnel with it directly"

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(I sincerely hope his plan works...)
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"It looked at them with surprise and curiosity"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Oh yes-

Rumble: "I don't see you mining yet!"

Jaune: "I-I'm mining!"

-In reply, Shrapnel's clones fried most of them up-

-They want him even more dead now-
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-And so Deadpool was picked up-
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Illya: "It looks like a spirit with a trunk as a helmet..."

...You're scrap.

"A giant drill pops out of her head, starts spinning, and she charges Shrapnel with it directly"

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(I sincerely hope his plan works...)
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"It looked at them with surprise and curiosity"

Nora: "KICK ITS BUTT!"

Daruk: -spinning his blades around more clones-
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Deadpool: -looking around his pockets stealthily- Now let's see... Gun, grenade, a picture of Wham, my unicorn plushie... oh, got it, teleporter!
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Kanna: "Hello? Can you hear us?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

(Oh, right! That jerk.)

(I hope he doesn't prank Chaldea again this Halloween...)

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"The heroes give their lives to defeat it..."

Jack: "Doubtful he won't"
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Abigail: "No, this can't be the end..."

...You're scrap.

"A giant drill pops out of her head, starts spinning, and she charges Shrapnel with it directly"

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(I sincerely hope his plan works...)
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"It looked at them with surprise and curiosity"

Nora: "KICK ITS BUTT!"

Daruk: -spinning his blades around more clones-
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Deadpool: -looking around his pockets stealthily- Now let's see... Gun, grenade, a picture of Wham, my unicorn plushie... oh, got it, teleporter!
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Kanna: "Hello? Can you hear us?"

-Shrapnel returned to his bug mode and attempted to fly away-
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Ravage: "If you attempt a thing, I'll claw you until your skin is healed and repeat it"
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Alice: "It's very quiet..."

Jaune: "I-I'm mining!"

Rumble: "Good, you're being smart!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Nora: "KICK ITS BUTT!"

Daruk: -spinning his blades around more clones-
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Deadpool: -looking around his pockets stealthily- Now let's see... Gun, grenade, a picture of Wham, my unicorn plushie... oh, got it, teleporter!
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Kanna: "Hello? Can you hear us?"

-Shrapnel returned to his bug mode and attempted to fly away-
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Ravage: "If you attempt a thing, I'll claw you until your skin is healed and repeat it"
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Alice: "It's very quiet..."
"

"Sans stopped Shrapnel in his tracks with telekinesis and impaled him on a row of bones for good measure"

"Which in-turn left the Decepticon wide-open to drilled through by Jenny..."
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"Will the teleporter work?!"
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Phantu...Phantump! (Yes, I can hear you...Friends!)

Jack: "Doubtful he won't"
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Abigail: "No, this can't be the end..."

(Maybe, maybe not!)

(Ugh. Well, we better be ready for him, then...)

(You bet we will be!)
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Specter: Go, save yourselves. I will end this personally...

 

[Digital Hazard]

(Maybe, maybe not!)

(Ugh. Well, we better be ready for him, then...)

(You bet we will be!)
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Specter: Go, save yourselves. I will end this personally...

Jack: "Please don't bother us now..."
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Mary: "B-But Dinolord! We can't leave you!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "Please don't bother us now..."
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Mary: "B-But Dinolord! We can't leave you!"

"He won't, and that was just him breaking the fourth wall rather than speaking to Jack and co. "
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Specter: If you don't, we will all fall before this evil power. Someone has to end this. You must go on without me...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"He won't, and that was just him breaking the fourth wall rather than speaking to Jack and co. "
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Specter: If you don't, we will all fall before this evil power. Someone has to end this. You must go on without me...

-Oh, I'm slow then lol-

Jack: "You think we'll just fall in a go?"
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Mary: "In that case it shall be me! I'm a robot! I'm disposable!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Oh, I'm slow then lol-

Jack: "You think we'll just fall in a go?"
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Mary: "In that case it shall be me! I'm a robot! I'm disposable!"

(Nah, I probably could've made that more clear lol)

(I don't know...)
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Specter: No one is disposable. But I have what it takes to defeat him, and I have sworn to protect you both. I'll take this fall, please, escape while you still can.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Rumble: "Good, you're being smart!"

-he sighs-

-Shrapnel returned to his bug mode and attempted to fly away-
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Ravage: "If you attempt a thing, I'll claw you until your skin is healed and repeat it"
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Alice: "It's very quiet..."

"Sans stopped Shrapnel in his tracks with telekinesis and impaled him on a row of bones for good measure"

"Which in-turn left the Decepticon wide-open to drilled through by Jenny..."
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"Will the teleporter work?!"
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Phantu...Phantump! (Yes, I can hear you...Friends!)

Nora and Yang: -cheering-
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Deadpool: "Good luck catching me then!" -BAMF! he's gone!-
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Kanna: "Why are you here?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Starting today, I'll be having classes most of the day in Tuesdays, just so you guys know.

"Sans stopped Shrapnel in his tracks with telekinesis and impaled him on a row of bones for good measure"

"Which in-turn left the Decepticon wide-open to drilled through by Jenny..."
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"Will the teleporter work?!"
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Phantu...Phantump! (Yes, I can hear you...Friends!)

Nora and Yang: -cheering-
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Deadpool: "Good luck catching me then!" -BAMF! he's gone!-
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Kanna: "Why are you here?"

Beetle robot: "Great, now his Spark is extinguished..."
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......

Ravage: "Told you"
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Illya: "Who are you?"

-he sighs-

-Is that another giant robot mining?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Nora and Yang: -cheering-
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Deadpool: "Good luck catching me then!" -BAMF! he's gone!-
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Kanna: "Why are you here?"

Beetle robot: "Great, now his Spark is extinguished..."
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......

Ravage: "Told you"
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Illya: "Who are you?"

Who else wants some?!
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"Now there's a mercenary running around loose in the base..."
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Phantump...(I'm a Phantump...this is my home...no one else lives here...no friends...no one...)

(Nah, I probably could've made that more clear lol)

(I don't know...)
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Specter: No one is disposable. But I have what it takes to defeat him, and I have sworn to protect you both. I'll take this fall, please, escape while you still can.

Unreplied.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Beetle robot: "Great, now his Spark is extinguished..."
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......

Ravage: "Told you"
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Illya: "Who are you?"

Who else wants some?!
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"Now there's a mercenary running around loose in the base..."
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Phantump...(I'm a Phantump...this is my home...no one else lives here...no friends...no one...)

-more robots, I assume-
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-not just any base, but the Chaldea base, so he probably knows how to do some real shenanigans-

Palutena: "Did that robot seriously just fell for the oldest trick in the book?"
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Kanna: "Awwww... That's so sad..."

-Is that another giant robot mining?-

Jaune: "Hey..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Unreplied.

Jack: "We'll know in a bit"
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Mary: "... I'm sorry"

Abigail: "Me too..." -They run off!-

Who else wants some?!
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"Now there's a mercenary running around loose in the base..."
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Phantump...(I'm a Phantump...this is my home...no one else lives here...no friends...no one...)

-more robots, I assume-
---
-not just any base, but the Chaldea base, so he probably knows how to do some real shenanigans-

Palutena: "Did that robot seriously just fell for the oldest trick in the book?"
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Kanna: "Awwww... That's so sad..."

-There's no sign of the beetle robot around anymore... But yes of some of his duplicates-
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Doesn't matters, he's just one of many in a base we have full control of.
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Illya: "What's it saying?"

Miyu: "It lives alone with no one"

Jaune: "Hey..."

Oh, hey...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-more robots, I assume-
---
-not just any base, but the Chaldea base, so he probably knows how to do some real shenanigans-

Palutena: "Did that robot seriously just fell for the oldest trick in the book?"
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Kanna: "Awwww... That's so sad..."

-There's no sign of the beetle robot around anymore... But yes of some of his duplicates-
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Doesn't matters, he's just one of many in a base we have full control of.
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Illya: "What's it saying?"

Miyu: "It lives alone with no one"

"Undyne took them all out with her magical spears"

These guys aren't total jokes, at least!
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I wouldn't count on it.

"Wade's antics are unpredictably dangerous...sometimes :V"
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(I wanted to find friends so much...And now, you're here!)

Jack: "We'll know in a bit"
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Mary: "... I'm sorry"

Abigail: "Me too..." -They run off!-

"October is nigh :V"
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"Dinolord thus defeats the evil dragon god, sealing him away forever once more...but gives his life in the process"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"October is nigh :V"
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"Dinolord thus defeats the evil dragon god, sealing him away forever once more...but gives his life in the process"

-I meant the ride ending lol-
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Abigail: "We'll neevr forget him..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-I meant the ride ending lol-
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Abigail: "We'll neevr forget him..."

"Oh lol"

(Well, it's over now...)
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"They will honor his memory and maintain his legacy..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Oh lol"

(Well, it's over now...)
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"They will honor his memory and maintain his legacy..."

Jack: "Think we can ride again?"
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-By raising a statue of him-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-There's no sign of the beetle robot around anymore... But yes of some of his duplicates-
---
Doesn't matters, he's just one of many in a base we have full control of.
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Illya: "What's it saying?"

Miyu: "It lives alone with no one"

"Undyne took them all out with her magical spears"

These guys aren't total jokes, at least!
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I wouldn't count on it.

"Wade's antics are unpredictably dangerous...sometimes :V"
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(I wanted to find friends so much...And now, you're here!)

Daruk: "Are you kidding? I fought tougher Bokoblins back in Hyrule!"
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-and while he's an insane idiot... he's actually really damn good at this whole merc thing-

Palu: "We'll see about that."

-he's walking around, trying to figure out whatever power source is nerfing everyone-
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Kanna: "It wants friends..."

Oh, hey...

Jaune: "Who are you?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Undyne took them all out with her magical spears"

These guys aren't total jokes, at least!
___

I wouldn't count on it.

"Wade's antics are unpredictably dangerous...sometimes :V"
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(I wanted to find friends so much...And now, you're here!)

Daruk: "Are you kidding? I fought tougher Bokoblins back in Hyrule!"
---
-and while he's an insane idiot... he's actually really damn good at this whole merc thing-

Palu: "We'll see about that."

-he's walking around, trying to figure out whatever power source is nerfing everyone-
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Kanna: "It wants friends..."

-The beetle robot is watching at them hidden and turned into a much smaller bug-

-And he smirks-
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On the while, I should get one of you out who would be less troublesome...

-Deadpool would be followed by a spy-
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Bunyan: "Friends?"

Jaune: "Who are you?"

The name's Bumblebee. I haven't seen you before...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The beetle robot is watching at them hidden and turned into a much smaller bug-

-And he smirks-
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On the while, I should get one of you out who would be less troublesome...

-Deadpool would be followed by a spy-
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-what a smirking jerk :V-
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Viridi: "You machines are worse than humans!"

-what kind of spy?-

The name's Bumblebee. I haven't seen you before...

Jaune: "Feeling's mutual. Jaune Arc, by the way."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Feeling's mutual. Jaune Arc, by the way."

Haven't seen any new human for a while, were you recently captured?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Haven't seen any new human for a while, were you recently captured?

Jaune: "Yeah.."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "Yeah.."

I'm as much of a prisoner as you are here...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I'm as much of a prisoner as you are here...

Jaune: I hope he's not lying...

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: I hope he's not lying...

I know it's going to likely be hard to trust in one of their race, but I will try to make sure Rumble doesn't harms you or the rest. -Also mining by obligation-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I know it's going to likely be hard to trust in one of their race, but I will try to make sure Rumble doesn't harms you or the rest. -Also mining by obligation-

Jaune: "How?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Jaune: "How?"

Ask me for whatever labor you can't and if Rumble isn't looking, I'll try to assist...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ask me for whatever labor you can't and if Rumble isn't looking, I'll try to assist...

Jaune: "Anything about saving us..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I'm sorry for my absence. Busy day, other events planned, too.

I will be much more active tomorrow, both in the day and the evening. I've got most of the week off.

Daruk: "Are you kidding? I fought tougher Bokoblins back in Hyrule!"
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-and while he's an insane idiot... he's actually really damn good at this whole merc thing-

Palu: "We'll see about that."

-he's walking around, trying to figure out whatever power source is nerfing everyone-
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Kanna: "It wants friends..."

-The beetle robot is watching at them hidden and turned into a much smaller bug-

-And he smirks-
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On the while, I should get one of you out who would be less troublesome...

-Deadpool would be followed by a spy-
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Bunyan: "Friends?"

"That's not a good sign...Not like the heroes know about it, sadly"

At least they've got some tricks up their sleeves. Not like it saved them in the end!
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"Very true"

"A spy? Interesting development..."

"Who will Megatron take next?"
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(I called out for friends...Here you are! You...won't be leaving already...will you...?)

Jack: "Think we can ride again?"
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-By raising a statue of him-

(I don't see why not!)

(Let's do it!)
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"Aww..."

"The pretend adventure was fun in the end, too!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-what a smirking jerk :V-
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Viridi: "You machines are worse than humans!"

-what kind of spy?-

"That's not a good sign...Not like the heroes know about it, sadly"

At least they've got some tricks up their sleeves. Not like it saved them in the end!
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"Very true"

"A spy? Interesting development..."

"Who will Megatron take next?"
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(I called out for friends...Here you are! You...won't be leaving already...will you...?)

Frankesntein: "Isect robots..."

-Heracles is wondering if they'll find more of their like-
---
Take the homunculus woman.

Irisviel: "M-Me?!"

Kiritsugu: -Stepped in front of her-

-A Decepticon spy, I meant-
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Miyu: "Friends? Us? Well... We just met you..."

Jaune: "Anything about saving us..."

Trust me, I wish I could do that...

(I don't see why not!)

(Let's do it!)
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"Aww..."

"The pretend adventure was fun in the end, too!"

Jack: "Just wait in the line again!"
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-They had their laughs at the end of it about the story they came up with-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "Just wait in the line again!"
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-They had their laughs at the end of it about the story they came up with-

"Which they do!"
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Specter: Being a dinosaur was amusing. These are the kind of moments youngsters like you should be able to enjoy.

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Which they do!"
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Specter: Being a dinosaur was amusing. These are the kind of moments youngsters like you should be able to enjoy.

-Waiting!-
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Mary: "Especially a talking dinosaur! And I did good as a butler robot!"