Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "This is so new!"
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Mary: "Oh no, wake up!"

Abigail: "Wuh? Robobutler?"

(Whoooooooooa!)

(THIS IS AWESOME!)

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"An ambush!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Jenny panicked and stopped just short of Grasshoper's head"

"...And then Grasshoper suddenly lost his ability to move as Sans' eye started glowing blue"
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HOW DID A MECHANICAL PANTHER FIND OUT SO MUCH ABOUT US?

-Kickback, the grasshoper, tried to actually eat her!-

-And his clones try the same on Yang!-
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Ravage: "Greetings, Chaldea"

Jeanne: "It can talk?!"

Martha: "And it's Russian?!"

Ravage: -sees him- "Hmmm, the unpredictable one..."

-she shoots them!-
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Deadpool: "Since when are you a tiger, Colossus?" :V

Illya: "Yeah, let's try that!"
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Rumble: "And no complaining!"

-they do!-
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-dangit-

"The closer they get to the sound, the more it sounds like the voice of a lost child calling for help."

Kanna: "Huh?!" -runs towards it-

 

[Digital Hazard]

(Whoooooooooa!)

(THIS IS AWESOME!)

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"An ambush!"

Jack: "I can go wherever I want!"
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Abigail: "We're surrounded..." -Has gun!-

"Jenny panicked and stopped just short of Grasshoper's head"

"...And then Grasshoper suddenly lost his ability to move as Sans' eye started glowing blue"
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HOW DID A MECHANICAL PANTHER FIND OUT SO MUCH ABOUT US?

-she shoots them!-
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Deadpool: "Since when are you a tiger, Colossus?" :V

Kickback: "Eh?!" -Is shot-
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Ravage: "You can thank that blue-clad "hero" and the pink-haired male to have given me a ride to your headquarters"

-they do!-
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-dangit-

Bunyan: "I am the giant evil cyclops!"
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Rumble: "Now work!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-she shoots them!-
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Deadpool: "Since when are you a tiger, Colossus?" :V

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Kickback: "Eh?!" -Is shot-
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Ravage: "You can thank that blue-clad "hero" and the pink-haired male to have given me a ride to your headquarters"

"Sans then threw Grasshoper at another one of the giant robots with his telekinesis"
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Link? And...

Ford: Astolfo...

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Kanna: "Huh?!" -runs towards it-

-Mata Hari advices the children to stick close to her... Despite all of them being much stronger than her-
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"Those who look in the forest find themselves trying to track down the source of the voice for hours..."

Jack: "I can go wherever I want!"
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Abigail: "We're surrounded..." -Has gun!-

"

(So can we!)

"For safety purposes they can't travel too far away from the walls, though"

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"Fight!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

(So can we!)

"For safety purposes they can't travel too far away from the walls, though"

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"Fight!"

Jack: "It'd be awesome to do this all the time!"
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Abigail: "Take this, bad guys! Pew! Pew!"

"Those who look in the forest find themselves trying to track down the source of the voice for hours..."

-Mata Hari wondering why is she doing this...-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "It'd be awesome to do this all the time!"
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Abigail: "Take this, bad guys! Pew! Pew!"

"Mario does whenever he's exploring galaxies :V"
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"Can they defeat these villains?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Mario does whenever he's exploring galaxies :V"
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"Can they defeat these villains?"

-As well as breath in space without a helmet- :V
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-They will likely end captured-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-As well as breath in space without a helmet- :V
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-They will likely end captured-

"Because he's-a Mario, that's why!"

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"Oh dear..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Because he's-a Mario, that's why!"

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"Oh dear..."

-Rosalina will always wonder why he bothered to wear a spacesuit during the time Wario took over his castle-
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-Tied up and to be sacrificed to their evil god!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Rosalina will always wonder why he bothered to wear a spacesuit during the time Wario took over his castle-
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-Tied up and to be sacrificed to their evil god!-

"It's a mystery..."

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"Dinolord finally awakens"

Specter: You're making a mistake..."Said to the villains, alas, he knows they won't listen"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"It's a mystery..."

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"Dinolord finally awakens"

Specter: You're making a mistake..."Said to the villains, alas, he knows they won't listen"

-And why did he purchase one for his Odyssey adventure when he didn't need it once he got to the Moon-
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Evil tribe chief: -Played by Abigail- "Silence, you beast!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-And why did he purchase one for his Odyssey adventure when he didn't need it once he got to the Moon-
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Evil tribe chief: -Played by Abigail- "Silence, you beast!"

"For fun, obviously :V"
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"If this is anything like Raiders of the Lost Ark, it really won't end well"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"For fun, obviously :V"
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"If this is anything like Raiders of the Lost Ark, it really won't end well"

Rosalina: The inhabitants of the Mushroom World are so eccentric. But that's why I love it.
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Evil tribe chief: "You stole the treasure that we were to steal! And for that you'll be punished as sacrifices!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Rosalina: The inhabitants of the Mushroom World are so eccentric. But that's why I love it.
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Evil tribe chief: "You stole the treasure that we were to steal! And for that you'll be punished as sacrifices!"

"It's a fun place "
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Specter: "To his allies" Keep your eyes closed...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Bunyan: "I am the giant evil cyclops!"
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Rumble: "Now work!"

-then voice :V-
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-he does relunctantly-

Kickback: "Eh?!" -Is shot-
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Ravage: "You can thank that blue-clad "hero" and the pink-haired male to have given me a ride to your headquarters"

"Sans then threw Grasshoper at another one of the giant robots with his telekinesis"
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Link? And...

Ford: Astolfo...

-Nora striked one with her hammer! HOMERUN!-

Nora:
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Link: "And I'd be glad to do it again if you let me out."

Deadpool: "I called dibs on that!" -really counting on being taken out for his plan to work-

"Those who look in the forest find themselves trying to track down the source of the voice for hours..."

-Mata Hari wondering why is she doing this...-

Kanna: "... Did we imagine it?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Three Houses is a blast.

Just wanted to say that.

"It's a fun place "
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Specter: "To his allies" Keep your eyes closed...

-It's why she now lives orbiting there-
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Mary: "Eh? Why?"

"Sans then threw Grasshoper at another one of the giant robots with his telekinesis"
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Link? And...

Ford: Astolfo...

-Nora striked one with her hammer! HOMERUN!-

Nora:
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Link: "And I'd be glad to do it again if you let me out."

Deadpool: "I called dibs on that!" -really counting on being taken out for his plan to work-

-Poor Kickback has been both KO's and sent t flight through the wall-
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Ravage: "Are you sure of this, Lord Megatron? That one is unpredictable"

He can't defeat all of us by himself, much less me.

-then voice :V-
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-he does relunctantly-

Bunyan: "Eh? What?" -Then the other stuff happened-
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-He sees other citizens of the tower in less favorable conditions-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Nora striked one with her hammer! HOMERUN!-

Nora:
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Link: "And I'd be glad to do it again if you let me out."

Deadpool: "I called dibs on that!" -really counting on being taken out for his plan to work-

"

-Poor Kickback has been both KO's and sent t flight through the wall-
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Ravage: "Are you sure of this, Lord Megatron? That one is unpredictable"

He can't defeat all of us by himself, much less me.
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Anyone else wanna keep testing us?!

"Still using telekinesis on an otherwise helpless Grasshoper"
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"So will they take Deadpool out?"

-Mata Hari wondering why is she doing this...-

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Kanna: "... Did we imagine it?"

"No, it's real, but now they're practically lost..."

"Wait, they could see something glowing through a few trees. Something that looked like a pair of red eyes..."

Three Houses is a blast.

Just wanted to say that.

-It's why she now lives orbiting there-
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Mary: "Eh? Why?"

I still need to play an FE game someday...

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"Nice lol. Presumably visiting often."
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Specter: Just listen to me and do it. "Dinolord closes his eyes as well"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"No, it's real, but now they're practically lost..."

"Wait, they could see something glowing through a few trees. Something that looked like a pair of red eyes..."



I still need to play an FE game someday...

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"Nice lol. Presumably visiting often."
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Specter: Just listen to me and do it. "Dinolord closes his eyes as well"

-Ana had her scythe pointed at it-
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Heroes is free and is quite simple.
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-At every sports event, that's sure-
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Mary: "O-Okay!" -Did so-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Heroes is free and is quite simple.
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-At every sports event, that's sure-
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Mary: "O-Okay!" -Did so-

People keep recommending that I try it, so maybe.

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"Even participating in several."
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"The artifact is too dangerous to use and the tribe's plot backfires on them?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

People keep recommending that I try it, so maybe.

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"Even participating in several."
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"The artifact is too dangerous to use and the tribe's plot backfires on them?"

So long you don't get on PvP, it's casual friendly.
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-To not say the majority-
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-Basically, yeah, summoning their evil god-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

So long you don't get on PvP, it's casual friendly.
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-To not say the majority-
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-Basically, yeah, summoning their evil god-

Duly noted lol.

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"Show she's got a more casual side."
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"This should be good "

 

[Digital Hazard]

Duly noted lol.

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"Show she's got a more casual side."
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"This should be good "

Plus there's some free 5 stars anyway and you can reaise any unit in rank with enough feathers.
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-You gotta have some fun every now and then after watching over the whole cosmos-
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-The evil god is like some sort of enormous monster-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Plus there's some free 5 stars anyway and you can reaise any unit in rank with enough feathers.
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-You gotta have some fun every now and then after watching over the whole cosmos-
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-The evil god is like some sort of enormous monster-

Well that sounds convenient and fun lol.
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"It helps blow off steam from all that."
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"Of course it's something nasty."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Well that sounds convenient and fun lol.
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"It helps blow off steam from all that."
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"Of course it's something nasty."

I still remember my first few months with me running around and killing everything with one of the two free Ike variations you can get lol
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-Indeed, but anyhow-
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-Looking like a dragon of many heads and exposed bones-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I still remember my first few months with me running around and killing everything with one of the two free Ike variations you can get lol
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-Indeed, but anyhow-
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-Looking like a dragon of many heads and exposed bones-

That sounds glorious lol
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"The Gravitron ride!"
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Specter: This will not end well...

 

[Digital Hazard]

That sounds glorious lol
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"The Gravitron ride!"
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Specter: This will not end well...

Now I'm running around with a Legendary Aura and a Fallen Corrin doing an extremely disgusting running
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-Right, Jack and the Froakies!-
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-The evil god ate the chief!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Now I'm running around with a Legendary Aura and a Fallen Corrin doing an extremely disgusting running
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-Right, Jack and the Froakies!-
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-The evil god ate the chief!-

This would make more sense to me in context lol

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"Ride's still going, but almost over"
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Specter: I knew it would not end well...for them.

 

[Digital Hazard]

This would make more sense to me in context lol

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"Ride's still going, but almost over"
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Specter: I knew it would not end well...for them.

Basically imagine if Brawl Meta Knight and Smash 4 Bayo were characters in a RPG and in the same team
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Jack: "Oh no, it's going to end soon"
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-And he roars at them too!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Basically imagine if Brawl Meta Knight and Smash 4 Bayo were characters in a RPG and in the same etam
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Jack: "Oh no, it's going to end soon"
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-And he roars at them too!-

Oof

But I digress, maybe I'll try Heroes someday
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(Aww...)

(This was so cool!)
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"They must escape!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Oof

But I digress, maybe I'll try Heroes someday
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(Aww...)

(This was so cool!)
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"They must escape!"

Very well.
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Jack: "Let's make up the time!"
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Abigail: "Dinolord, we must run!"

Mary: "And let that loose?!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Very well.
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Jack: "Let's make up the time!"
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Abigail: "Dinolord, we must run!"

Mary: "And let that loose?!"

"What shall they do now?"
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Specter: Once the tribe is dealt with, we must stop it ourselves!

"Unless it goes back inside the artifact on it's own"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"What shall they do now?"
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Specter: Once the tribe is dealt with, we must stop it ourselves!

"Unless it goes back inside the artifact on it's own"

-Find more exciting attractions-
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Abigail: "Give it our all to stop it!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Find more exciting attractions-
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Abigail: "Give it our all to stop it!"

"House of Mirrors"

)We look so silly in these mirrors...)

(But we'll be just as tall as we look in them... when we evolve!)
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"To battle they go!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"House of Mirrors"

)We look so silly in these mirrors...)

(But we'll be just as tall as we look in them... when we evolve!)
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"To battle they go!"

Jack: "I look fat in this one..."
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-After, well, it ate all the tribe-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "I look fat in this one..."
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-After, well, it ate all the tribe-

(All of these mirrors make us look so different...)
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"Yep, bad idea to mess with that artifact..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

(All of these mirrors make us look so different...)
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"Yep, bad idea to mess with that artifact..."

Jack: "In this one I'm thin!"
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-And now it goes for the others!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "In this one I'm thin!"
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-And now it goes for the others!-

(We're way shorter than normal in this one...)

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"FIGHT!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

(We're way shorter than normal in this one...)

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"FIGHT!"

Jack: "I think you're shorter than most humans..."
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-The dragon god breathes fire!-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "I think you're shorter than most humans..."
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-The dragon god breathes fire!-

(We definitely are.)

(But this mirror makes us look even shorter than that...)
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"Dinolord gets the other two to safety!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

(We definitely are.)

(But this mirror makes us look even shorter than that...)
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"Dinolord gets the other two to safety!"

Jack: "And a bit flat"
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Abigail: "Take this! Pew! Pew!"