Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

(To the slide!)

"The Froakies will be allowed on that one"
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"Taking cover!"

-They swing in it!-
---
-As they are getting darts fired at them-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-They swing in it!-
---
-As they are getting darts fired at them-

"How fun!"

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"The dinosaur charges the attacks"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"How fun!"

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"The dinosaur charges the attacks"

-Alice's catchphrase-
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Mary: "No! Dinolord!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Shrapnel got punched by a giant spiked metal fist, right in the face"

Hey buster! You ought to know that I'm not a so-called "flesh one"!

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So you're the one running this operation...Why here? Why Basel?

Beetle one: "Maybe that one"
---
If it provides me with enough of your so called "mana", I'll gladly take the regenerating yours over and over.

Juri: "COME AND GET ME!"
---
Deadpool: "Go **** yourself then!"

Eleonora: "Why don't you wear them, though?"
---
-To smolvinci's room!-

Kanna: "I wanna be like Mama~"
---
-YEE-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Beetle one: "Maybe that one"
---
If it provides me with enough of your so called "mana", I'll gladly take the regenerating yours over and over.

Juri: "COME AND GET ME!"
---
Deadpool: "Go **** yourself then!"

You wanna fight someone, let's make it robot versus robot!
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"For once the majority of the group could agree with one of Wade's comments :V"

-Alice's catchphrase-
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Mary: "No! Dinolord!"

"Indeed lol"

"But yes, on the fun slide they go!"
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"He takes many hits for them and takes most of the attackers down"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Reminder electricity will be off tomorrow for me.

"Shrapnel got punched by a giant spiked metal fist, right in the face"

Hey buster! You ought to know that I'm not a so-called "flesh one"!

___

So you're the one running this operation...Why here? Why Basel?

Juri: "COME AND GET ME!"
---
Deadpool: "Go **** yourself then!"

Shrapnel: "Ow! That one wasn't in those entries, entries!"

-The grasshoper shot with guns-
---
I have bad memories of my people's war being brought to this planet millennia ago, and how those damned Autobots with the help of humanity exiled us to a desolated planet.

And your group shall be the key in letting me crush Optimus Prime's spark.

"Indeed lol"

"But yes, on the fun slide they go!"
___

"He takes many hits for them and takes most of the attackers down"

Jack: "Wohooooo!!"
---
Abigail: "D-Dinolord... Are you okay?"

Kanna: "I wanna be like Mama~"
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-YEE-

Eleonora: "And now I wonder why that woman doesn't"

-Then Mata Hari and the princessess-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Reminder electricity will be off tomorrow for me.

I hope everything goes well, and that it won't last past tomorrow!

In the meantime I guess I can go on break from here for the day. Weekend's likely to be fairly busy for me, but I will put more spare time that I do get into continuing RWBY Vol 4 and playing some Switch games.

Jack: "Wohooooo!!"
---
Abigail: "D-Dinolord... Are you okay?"

"Slide over"

(That was awesome!)

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Specter; I'll be fine...Save yourselves and the treasure.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Shrapnel: "Ow! That one wasn't in those entries, entries!"

-The grasshoper shot with guns-
---
I have bad memories of my people's war being brought to this planet millennia ago, and how those damned Autobots with the help of humanity exiled us to a desolated planet.

And your group shall be the key in letting me crush Optimus Prime's spark.

You wanna fight someone, let's make it robot versus robot!
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"For once the majority of the group could agree with one of Wade's comments :V"

Phosphora: "Entries? Oh no..."
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Deadpool: "That's... really edgy, dude."

Eleonora: "And now I wonder why that woman doesn't"

-Then Mata Hari and the princessess-

Kanna: "Sakura! Elise!" -hugs them-

Sakura/Elise: -happily hugging their niece-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Slide over"

(That was awesome!)

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Specter; I'll be fine...Save yourselves and the treasure.

Jack: "Yes it was! I wanna try it again!"
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Abigail: "No! Not without you!"

Kanna: "Sakura! Elise!" -hugs them-

Sakura/Elise: -happily hugging their niece-

Illya: "Hello big sisters!"

Kuro: "Huh, was wondering where you were"

You wanna fight someone, let's make it robot versus robot!
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"For once the majority of the group could agree with one of Wade's comments :V"

Phosphora: "Entries? Oh no..."
---
Deadpool: "That's... really edgy, dude."

Shrapnel: -Is attacking Jenny with electricity-

-The grasshopper one tried to get Fran and was hit by her mace-
---
It will not matter once I manage to harvest each of you Servants and so calles gods for Energon.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Illya: "Hello big sisters!"

Kuro: "Huh, was wondering where you were"

Elise: “We’re here~!”

Shrapnel: -Is attacking Jenny with electricity-

-The grasshopper one tried to get Fran and was hit by her mace-
---
It will not matter once I manage to harvest each of you Servants and so calles gods for Energon.

-Daruk smacks one with his Boulder Breaker-
—-
Frank: “If you really think that’s gonna happen, then I agree with Ninja Spidey here. Go **** yourself!”

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Phosphora: "Entries? Oh no..."
---
Deadpool: "That's... really edgy, dude."

Shrapnel: -Is attacking Jenny with electricity-

-The grasshopper one tried to get Fran and was hit by her mace-
---
It will not matter once I manage to harvest each of you Servants and so calles gods for Energon.

They've been researching almost all of us...Stay sharp! They know what we can do!

"Jenny flew out of the way"

Oh no you don't! I've had enough problems with electricity in my life already! "MISSILES"

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Over my dead body!

Jack: "Yes it was! I wanna try it again!"
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Abigail: "No! Not without you!"

(Let's head back to the top and slide again!)
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"He will be okay no matter what!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

So in the end the electricity wasn't cut at all lol

Elise: “We’re here~!”

Illya: "I was wondering if you would come!"

-Daruk smacks one with his Boulder Breaker-
—-
Frank: “If you really think that’s gonna happen, then I agree with Ninja Spidey here. Go **** yourself!”

They've been researching almost all of us...Stay sharp! They know what we can do!

"Jenny flew out of the way"

Oh no you don't! I've had enough problems with electricity in my life already! "MISSILES"

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Over my dead body!

-The grasshoper-

Shrapnel: "That rock one wasn't either!"

Beetle robot: "Then it shall make it more satisfying to dissect it!"
---
Heh, over your dead bodies absolutely.

Shirou: "You're not getting away with this!"

(Let's head back to the top and slide again!)
___

"He will be okay no matter what!"

Jack: "It should just take a minute!" -Especially with their agility-
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-The two try to drag Dinolord with them-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "It should just take a minute!" -Especially with their agility-
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-The two try to drag Dinolord with them-

"And they're already up there"

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"Succeeding"

 

[Digital Hazard]

"And they're already up there"

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"Succeeding"

Jack: "Ready again?"
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Abigail: "Here we'll be safe..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "Ready again?"
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Abigail: "Here we'll be safe..."

"Both Froakies nod!"
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Specter: For now. Those darts did a number on me...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Both Froakies nod!"
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Specter: For now. Those darts did a number on me...

Jack: "Then let's slide down!"
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Mary: "Sedatives? Poison?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "Then let's slide down!"
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Mary: "Sedatives? Poison?"

(Down we go!)

"It was even more fun the second time around"
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"The former..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

(Down we go!)

"It was even more fun the second time around"
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"The former..."

-And the third-
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-Dinolord is almost unconscious...-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-And the third-
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-Dinolord is almost unconscious...-

"Needless to say they were having lots of fun at the amusement park, on that slide in particular"
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Specter: You'll have to go on without me, at least for a while...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Illya: "I was wondering if you would come!"

Sakura: "Y-You were?"

They've been researching almost all of us...Stay sharp! They know what we can do!

"Jenny flew out of the way"

Oh no you don't! I've had enough problems with electricity in my life already! "MISSILES"

___

Over my dead body!

-The grasshoper-

Shrapnel: "That rock one wasn't either!"

Beetle robot: "Then it shall make it more satisfying to dissect it!"
---
Heh, over your dead bodies absolutely.

Shirou: "You're not getting away with this!"

Deadpool: "Meh. Even Taskmaster can't figure me out!" :V
---
Young Zeku: "Mere weapons wouldn't do with this one. If only we had a blade that could cut through metal..."

Zeku: "Sounds like a good life project."

(because I need more nods to Strider )

 

[Digital Hazard]

Sakura: "Y-You were?"

Illya: "Yes, I've been wanting to know you better to be honest"

Alice: "We can use this chance for both Eleonora and you two!"
---
-Was Jaune still KO'd?-

"Needless to say they were having lots of fun at the amusement park, on that slide in particular"
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Specter: You'll have to go on without me, at least for a while...

-They had to go off after the 5th time-
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Abigail: "But we don't want to leave you..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-They had to go off after the 5th time-
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Abigail: "But we don't want to leave you..."

(That was crazy fun.)

(I know!)
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Specter: Then perhaps we should set up camp and rest.

-The grasshoper-

Shrapnel: "That rock one wasn't either!"

Beetle robot: "Then it shall make it more satisfying to dissect it!"
---
Heh, over your dead bodies absolutely.

Shirou: "You're not getting away with this!"

Deadpool: "Meh. Even Taskmaster can't figure me out!" :V
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Young Zeku: "Mere weapons wouldn't do with this one. If only we had a blade that could cut through metal..."

Zeku: "Sounds like a good life project."

(because I need more nods to Strider )

"Jenny also fired her heat ray at one of them"

"The heat ray's temperature was at 1,700 degrees Fahrenheit"

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"Highly tempted to use his Gaster Blasters to simply wipe out the robots' souls as fast as possible"

"Unfortunately he's in no position to actually get a good hit on them with this force field keeping him trapped"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Deadpool: "Meh. Even Taskmaster can't figure me out!" :V
---
Young Zeku: "Mere weapons wouldn't do with this one. If only we had a blade that could cut through metal..."

Zeku: "Sounds like a good life project."

(because I need more nods to Strider )

"Jenny also fired her heat ray at one of them"

"The heat ray's temperature was at 1,700 degrees Fahrenheit"

___

"Highly tempted to use his Gaster Blasters to simply wipe out the robots' souls as fast as possible"

"Unfortunately he's in no position to actually get a good hit on them with this force field keeping him trapped"

-Poor Kickback AKA the grasshoper is getting most of the beating right now, including that-
---
These prison cells shall keep your energies at low enough you can't use your "Noble Phantasm" or other weaponry.

(That was crazy fun.)

(I know!)
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Specter: Then perhaps we should set up camp and rest.

Jack: "Now we must look for something else..."
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Abigail: "If the tribe doesn't attacks us again..."

Mary: "I'll set it!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Illya: "Yes, I've been wanting to know you better to be honest"

Alice: "We can use this chance for both Eleonora and you two!"
---
-Was Jaune still KO'd?-

Elise: "I like the sound of that~!"
---
-from what?-

"Jenny also fired her heat ray at one of them"

"The heat ray's temperature was at 1,700 degrees Fahrenheit"

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"Highly tempted to use his Gaster Blasters to simply wipe out the robots' souls as fast as possible"

"Unfortunately he's in no position to actually get a good hit on them with this force field keeping him trapped"

-Poor Kickback AKA the grasshoper is getting most of the beating right now, including that-
---
These prison cells shall keep your energies at low enough you can't use your "Noble Phantasm" or other weaponry.

Yang: "Awwww, that's hot!"
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Zelda: "Oh, really?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Elise: "I like the sound of that~!"
---
-from what?-

Bunyan: "Tell us, then!"

Eleonora: "...In my room?"
---
-From what happened with everyone-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Poor Kickback AKA the grasshoper is getting most of the beating right now, including that-
---
These prison cells shall keep your energies at low enough you can't use your "Noble Phantasm" or other weaponry.

Yang: "Awwww, that's hot!"
---
Zelda: "Oh, really?"

You won't even get to feel the burn when we're through with you!

"She removed one of her metal pigtails. It then transformed into a razor sharp boomerang."
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Damn you...

Jack: "Now we must look for something else..."
---
Abigail: "If the tribe doesn't attacks us again..."

Mary: "I'll set it!"

"Maybe a spinning teacups-esque ride?"

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Specter: Yes, one of you must stay on watch if I pass out...

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yang: "Awwww, that's hot!"
---
Zelda: "Oh, really?"

You won't even get to feel the burn when we're through with you!

"She removed one of her metal pigtails. It then transformed into a razor sharp boomerang."
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Damn you...

-The grasshoper attempted to fly away!-
---
For sure, the ones that were left behind of you will be no issue at a grand scale once we're done with our plans.

"Maybe a spinning teacups-esque ride?"

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Specter: Yes, one of you must stay on watch if I pass out...

-Spinning teacups ride it will be-
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Mary: "I will do it, I'm the robot!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Spinning teacups ride it will be-
---
Mary: "I will do it, I'm the robot!"

(Let's work together again and make it spin as fast as possible!)
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Specter: Very good. I trust you will keep our camp and all of us safe.

"Dinolord is asleep now"

 

[Digital Hazard]

(Let's work together again and make it spin as fast as possible!)
___

Specter: Very good. I trust you will keep our camp and all of us safe.

"Dinolord is asleep now"

Jack: "Is that safe?"
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Mary: "You should sleep"

Abigail: "Okay..." -Goes to do so-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "Is that safe?"
---
Mary: "You should sleep"

Abigail: "Okay..." -Goes to do so-

(That could make us really dizzy...)

(C'mon, doesn't mean we can't still spin fast!)

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"Specter's only playing with the girls to make them happy, though in this moment he's thinking about how the two really should be prepared to stay alert and defend themselves for real should a threat arise, and that they should remain cautious when deciding their next move whenever facing danger."

"That boy Reize, who he cared about a great deal, wasn't as prepared for danger as he believed he was, and was also spectacularly reckless. Reize nearly paid the ultimate price because of that recklessness. He doesn't want Abigail or any of these other kids to meet a similar fate, especially since Abigail has experienced insanity once already, when she was first summoned."

 

[Digital Hazard]

(That could make us really dizzy...)

(C'mon, doesn't mean we can't still spin fast!)

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"Specter's only playing with the girls to make them happy, though in this moment he's thinking about how the two really should be prepared to stay alert and defend themselves for real should a threat arise, and that they should remain cautious when deciding their next move whenever facing danger."

"That boy Reize, who he cared about a great deal, wasn't as prepared for danger as he believed he was, and was also spectacularly reckless. Reize nearly paid the ultimate price because of that recklessness. He doesn't want Abigail or any of these other kids to meet a similar fate, especially since Abigail has experienced insanity once already, when she was first summoned."

Jack: "But you two could throw up..."
---
-He remembered her behavior, she couldn't keep herself from screaming witch at anyone she saw moving, how she wanted to burn everything and everyone thinking to be doing God's work... It lasted months of seeing the ghost being insane, and had she not been incorporeal, he knows it would have made her get in trouble. All because there was something inside her influencing the thoughts of the child wrongly-

-Now, that she finally has control of herself, friends, and a home, and she must not lose them at all costs...-

-It also makes him think more of Mary. She's actually chronologically centuries older, but didn't ever get a chance to actually age and mature, lacking any sort of actual company too...-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Bunyan: "Tell us, then!"

Eleonora: "...In my room?"
---
-From what happened with everyone-

Kanna: "Why not?"
---
-he has a lot of Aura, so he woke up first :V-

You won't even get to feel the burn when we're through with you!

"She removed one of her metal pigtails. It then transformed into a razor sharp boomerang."
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Damn you...

-The grasshoper attempted to fly away!-
---
For sure, the ones that were left behind of you will be no issue at a grand scale once we're done with our plans.

-Phosphora warped in front of and dropkicked-
---
Zelda: -summons the Bow of Light-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Jack: "But you two could throw up..."
---
-He remembered her behavior, she couldn't keep herself from screaming witch at anyone she saw moving, how she wanted to burn everything and everyone thinking to be doing God's work... It lasted months of seeing the ghost being insane, and had she not been incorporeal, he knows it would have made her get in trouble. All because there was something inside her influencing the thoughts of the child wrongly-

-Now, that she finally has control of herself, friends, and a home, and she must not lose them at all costs...-

-It also makes him think more of Mary. She's actually chronologically centuries older, but didn't ever get a chance to actually age and mature, lacking any sort of actual company too...-

(It's been a while since we've eaten!)

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"Specter will see to it that she is able to keep herself safe. He may not be around forever, and even if he is truly immortal, Abigail will grow up again anyway, and even until then, he still won't always be able to protect her 24/7. She must be able to protect herself and think and act rationally in the face of danger."

"It does indeed, and it makes him realize that the two friends actually aren't so different from one and other. Mary's similar background to Abigail's, as well as the fact that both were able to recover probably helped them become friends despite Mary having previously threatened Abigail."

-The grasshoper attempted to fly away!-
---
For sure, the ones that were left behind of you will be no issue at a grand scale once we're done with our plans.

-Phosphora warped in front of and dropkicked-
---
Zelda: -summons the Bow of Light-

"While Jenny threw not just one, but both of her razor boomerangs at Grasshoper"

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"Still wants to attempt a usage of Gaster Blasters, but lets Zelda try her power first"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "Why not?"
---
-he has a lot of Aura, so he woke up first :V-

-And so the kids wait for the two princesses to tell them more about them-
---
-Turns out he wasn't with the others-

-They saw him as so worthless they decided to throw him in the mines to do labor instead-

(It's been a while since we've eaten!)

___

"Specter will see to it that she is able to keep herself safe. He may not be around forever, and even if he is truly immortal, Abigail will grow up again anyway, and even until then, he still won't always be able to protect her 24/7. She must be able to protect herself and think and act rationally in the face of danger."

"It does indeed, and it makes him realize that the two friends actually aren't so different from one and other. Mary's similar background to Abigail's, as well as the fact that both were able to recover probably helped them become friends despite Mary having previously threatened Abigail."

Jack: "That doesn't makes it better..."
---
-And with what Mary went through, having to spent decades upon decades of being only with herself without the opportunity to physically and mentally grow, it was hard to blame her for having become insane during all that time-

-Phosphora warped in front of and dropkicked-
---
Zelda: -summons the Bow of Light-

"While Jenny threw not just one, but both of her razor boomerangs at Grasshoper"

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"Still wants to attempt a usage of Gaster Blasters, but lets Zelda try her power first"

-The grasshoper... Multiplied midflight?!-
---
-It glows not as strongly as it tends to...-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"While Jenny threw not just one, but both of her razor boomerangs at Grasshoper"

___

"Still wants to attempt a usage of Gaster Blasters, but lets Zelda try her power first"

-The grasshoper... Multiplied midflight?!-
---
-It glows not as strongly as it tends to...-

Phosphora: "Are you kidding me?!"
---
Zelda: "H-How did you...?" -shoots anyway-

-And so the kids wait for the two princesses to tell them more about them-
---
-Turns out he wasn't with the others-

-They saw him as so worthless they decided to throw him in the mines to do labor instead-

-Sakura very shy-
---
LMAO

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Sakura very shy-
---
LMAO

-But Elise is not- :V
---
???: "Hey you!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-
-The grasshoper... Multiplied midflight?!-
---
-It glows not as strongly as it tends to...-

Phosphora: "Are you kidding me?!"
---
Zelda: "H-How did you...?" -shoots anyway-

Oh great, he's one of those types of baddies... "She throws the razor boomerangs in an arc intending to hit every copy of grasshoper, each boomerang being thrown from opposite angles"

___

(Exactly as I feared. Megatron wasn't bluffing nor exaggerating...)

-
Jack: "That doesn't makes it better..."
---
-And with what Mary went through, having to spent decades upon decades of being only with herself without the opportunity to physically and mentally grow, it was hard to blame her for having become insane during all that time-
-

"Hurricane looking disappointed..."

___

"It was, and given Specter's own past, he would be more likely to have sympathized with her sooner had he recognized her predicament for what it really was. He would've been even more likely to show such sympathy if he had more memories of his past by that point. He's starting to regain more and more of his memories, though..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Phosphora: "Are you kidding me?!"
---
Zelda: "H-How did you...?" -shoots anyway-

Oh great, he's one of those types of baddies... "She throws the razor boomerangs in an arc intending to hit every copy of grasshoper, each boomerang being thrown from opposite angles"

___

(Exactly as I feared. Megatron wasn't bluffing nor exaggerating...)

-Notable the copies are on a more reddish color, so they can identify the original at least-

-For that matter, the beetle one and Shrapnel do the same-
---
It's simple, really, gods or not, all of you depend like us on life energy to live, don't we? And those cells extract and keep it at bay.

"Hurricane looking disappointed..."

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"It was, and given Specter's own past, he would be more likely to have sympathized with her sooner had he recognized her predicament for what it really was. He would've been even more likely to show such sympathy if he had more memories of his past by that point. He's starting to regain more and more of his memories, though..."

Jack: "Come on, don't be like this..."
---
-It is understandable why he was mad at her, she kidnapped the other children, twice, and the first time she intended to kill one and take their place. Yet still, with her circumstances, it's easy to see why she'd have been willing to do anything to come out that prison-

-Oh really? How much he remembers?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-
Jack: "Come on, don't be like this..."
---
-It is understandable why he was mad at her, she kidnapped the other children, twice, and the first time she intended to kill one and take their place. Yet still, with her circumstances, it's easy to see why she'd have been willing to do anything to come out that prison-

-Oh really? How much he remembers?-

(We can still ride it, Hurricane...)

(...Okay.)

___

"They're all very fortunate Chaldea has served as their second chance(s)"

"He's starting to remember...his name."

 

[Digital Hazard]

(We can still ride it, Hurricane...)

(...Okay.)

___

"They're all very fortunate Chaldea has served as their second chance(s)"

"He's starting to remember...his name."

Jack: "Let's get to it..."
---
-It started with a Do... It's not Don like the Gokaiger, but he can feel it's a similar name...-